《lihunhou，wozhibomaidiaoleqianfudecaichan》zuoweiqingshenweiyangdeyibuduanpianyanqingwen，wenzhangjiegouhenhao，qianyoufubihouyouzhaoying，renwudexingge、xingweihuolinghuoxian，siluxinqi，zhuyaojiangdeshi："buzhitingdaole，wohailuyinleni。"wotaochulingyibushouji，dianjibofang。kafeitinglideduihuaqingxidichuanlechulai，baokuotachengnuoyaobafangzichezidoujineigenv……
"geweibaobeimen，jintianzanmenzhibojianyougeteshuhuanjie！"
woduizheshoujijingtoucanlanyixiao，shenhoushixiaojingchenneijianjiazhiliangbaiwandeshufang。
"kandaoshenhouzheixiegudongzihualema？quandoushiwoqianfudexintouhao，jintiantongtongbanjiachuli！"
直播间瞬间炸了。
【zhubofengleba？neishizhendegudongma？】
【jiejiezheishiyaogaoshiqinga！】
【kuaijiaoqianfuhuilaishoushi！】
wonaqizhuoshangneifumingdaishanshuihua，zaijingtouqianqingqingyaobai："zheifuhua，xiaojingchenhualebashiwanmaide，xianzaisishiwanjiumai！youyaodekou1！"
danmushunjianbei"1"shuaping。
sanfenzhongqian，wohaizailouxiadekafeitingli，tingzhexiaojingchenzaidianhualigentadexiaoqingrenniniwaiwai。
"baobei，woyijingzaizhunbeilihunxieyile，daoshihoufangzichezidoujini......"
离婚协议？
wolengxiao。sannianhunyin，tajuranbeizhewozhunbeilelihunxieyi，haiyaobawomendegongtongcaichanquanjineigehulijing？
做梦！
woqiaoqiaoliuhuijia，chentahaizaigongsikaihui，guoduankaiqilezheichang"qingcangdashuaimai"。
"haode，gongxi138haobaobei！shanshuihuachengjiao！"woqiaodingdiyidanshengyi，"jiexialaiwomenkankanzheige——"
wozoudaoshujiaqian，naqiyigeqinghuaciping："qingdaiqinghuaci，xiaojingchendezuiai！yuanjiashierwan，xianjialiuwan，baoyoudaojia！"
【**，zhubozheishizhenyaobaqianfuqisia！】
【zheixiedoushizhendema？buhuishijiahuoba？】
【loushangde，kanzheizhuangxiujiuzhidaobushiqiongrenjia，yinggaishizhende！】
"baobeimenfangxin，jueduizhengpin，jiayipeishi！"wojuqicipingduizheguangxianzixiduanxiang，"xiaojingchendangnianweilemaizheige，haiteyizhaozhuanjiajiandingguoni。"
jiuzaizheishi，wotingdaolouxiachuanlaiqicheyinqingsheng。
他回来了。
woxintiaoshunjianjiasu，danbiaomianyijiuzhending："baobeimen，zhongtouxiyaolaile！woqianfudecheyaochizaizheili——"
wojuqiyichuanbaomayaochizaijingtouqianhuanglehuang："baomax7，luodibashiwan，xianzaisishiwanshuaimai！buguozheigedexianxiajiaoyie。"
louxiachuanlaijicudejiaobusheng。
"linyuxuan！nizaiganshenme！"
xiaojingchenchongjinshufangdeneiyike，wozhenghaobaneigeqinghuacipingdijikuaidixiaoge。
"jingchenhuilaila？"wotiantianyixiao，"laidezhenghao，bangwogenbaobeimendagezhaohuba。"
xiaojingchenliansetieqing，yibaduoguowodeshouji："nifengle？zheixiedongxinizenmenengsuibianmai？"
"suibianmai？"wolengxiao，"zheixiekedoushiwomendefuqigongtongcaichanni。jiranniyaolihun，neiwoxianzaijiubangnichuliyixia。"
xiaojingchenlengzhule："ni...nitingdaole？"
"buzhitingdaole，wohailuyinleni。"wotaochulingyibushouji，dianjibofang。
kafeitinglideduihuaqingxidichuanlechulai，baokuotachengnuoyaobafangzichezidoujineigenvrendehua。
xiaojingchendelianshunjianbaile："yuxuan，nitingwojieshi......"
"jieshishenme？jieshinichuguisangeyuele？haishijieshinibeizhewozhunbeilihunxieyi？"woduohuishouji，zhongxinduizhunjingtou，"baobeimen，gangcaixinhaobuhao，womenjixu！"
zhibojianyijingyongruleshangwanren，danmumimimama。
【zhubotaigangle！woaile！】
【qianfudebiaoqinghahahaha】
【jiejiejiayou！zhananbupeiyongyoucaichan！】
xiaojingchenshituqiangduowodeshouji，beiwolinghuoduokai。
"xiaojingchen，nixianzaiyoulianggexuanze，"woyibianzhiboyibianshuo，"diyi，zanmenhaojuhaosan，caichanyirenyiban；dier，wojixuzhibo，bazanmenjiadedongxiquanmaiguang。"
"nigan！neixiegudongshiwohuaqianmaide！"
"yongdeshizanmendegongtongzhanghuba？"wofanchuyinxingliushui，"baobeimenkan，zheixiegoumaijilu，quandoushicongwomendegongtongzhanghulikoudeqian。anzhaohunyinfa，zheixiedoushifuqigongtongcaichan。"
萧景琛彻底傻眼了。
taqiansuanwansuan，meisuandaowohuilaizheiyichu。
"haode，qinghuaciyijingfahuo！"wojixuzhibo，"jiexialaiwomenkankanzheige——"
wozouxiangqiangshangdeyifuyouhua："monaide《shuilian》fuzhipin，suiranshifuzhipin，danyehualewuwankuaini！xianzailiangwanwujiumai！"
【zhubojialiyetaihaoleba！】
【zheizhuangxiuqimadejibaiwan！】
【qianfugujiyaokusile！】
xiaojingchenzhongyurenbuzhule："linyuxuan！nigoule！"
"wogoule？"wozhuanshenmianduita，"xiaojingchen，sannianqianwomenjiehundeshihou，nishuohuiyibeiziaiwo。jieguoni？beizhewoyangxiaosan，haizhunbeijingshenchuhubawosaodichumen？"
wodeshengyinzhujiangengyan，danyijiubaochizhexiaorong："xianzainishuowogoule？neiwogaosuni，zheicaiganggangkaishi！"
wozhongxinmianxiangjingtou："baobeimen，wogennimenshuogemimi，woqianfubuzhichuguie，tahai——"
"zhukou！"xiaojingchenjile，"nibunengshuo！"
wozhazhayan："kanlaiwoqianfuhenjinzhangni，kendingyoushenmebunengshuodemimi。baobeimenxiangtingma？"
弹幕瞬间爆炸：
【想听想听！】
【快说快说！】
【瓜已准备好！】
xiaojingchenliansecanbai，tazhidaowozhangwozhetagengduodebabing。
"yuxuan，womentantan。"tadeyuqiruanlexialai，"guandiaozhibo，womensixiajiejue。"
"tantan？"wolengxiao，"wanle。"
wojuqilingyijiangudong："songdaichazhan，shiwuwanmaide，xianzaiqiwanwu！baozhenbaoyou！"
jiuzaizheishi，menlingxiangle。
wohexiaojingchentongshilengzhu。
"nijiaoderen？"wowen。
xiaojingchenyaotou："bushiwo。"
wotouguochuanghuwangxiakan，louxiazhanzhelianggechuanzhifuderen。
是警察。
