yilinxiaogujiajiazuoweizhujiaodedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《lihunhou，zongcaiqianqichangzihuiqing》，jiangshuyiduanfeichangyouqudegushi，shizuozhemonaihedeyiburenqijiazuo，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：di2zhanglinxiaoyanlifanhong，sanniandeganqing，zaiduifangyanliyiwenbuzhi？tayizhenxintong：“zheimeshuolai，zheiwubaiwan，shinikelianwodele？wolinxiao，buxuyaonike....
第2章
linxiaoyanlifanhong，sanniandeganqing，zaiduifangyanliyiwenbuzhi？
tayizhenxintong：“zheimeshuolai，zheiwubaiwan，shinikelianwodele？wolinxiao，buxuyaonikelian，woxianzaijiukeyiqianzi，gennilihun，wobuyaonideyifenqian！”
gujiajiatinglezhihou，yiliandeyi，shuangshoubaozhuxiongqianxiaodao：“aiyo，haitingyouguqidema，wojiuxihuannizheizhongmeiqianhaizhuangbideyangzi，haha。”
linxiaozoudaozijifangjian，ranhoukaishishoushizijideyifu。
kanjianguruobingdengrengenlejinlai，linxiaozaicikanlekanguruobing：“guruobing，xiwangniyihoubuyaohouhuijintiandejueding！”
“houhui？hehe，wobuzhidao，wolikaininengyoushenmehaohouhuide。xiwang，nizhenyounengrangwoguamuxiangkandeyitian！”
guruobingtinglezhihou，yejuedeyouxiehaoxiao，zheisannianyilai，linxiaodouzaijialixiyizuofan，chucizhiwai，yiwushichu，zaishiyeshang，genbenbangbushangtademang。
henkuai，linxiaotuozhexinglixiang，jiuxialelou。
meixiangdao，louxiayigefuerdaizuozaishafashanghezhecha，qiaozheyigeerlangtui。
“aiyo，zheishishenmeqingkuang？chaojiale？”
duifangyikan，lijizhanleqilai，yilianwanweidishuodao。
“aiyo，zheibushishijiashaoye，zhangyangshaoyema？zheishinazhenfengbaninjichuilaile！”
maxinlanyikanzheigefuerdai，lijishangqianxiaohehedishuodao。
zhangyangzeshidao：“hai，womenganghaoyougexiangmuyaogengujiahezuo，zhongwuwoyueleruobinghekafeini。”
linxiaoyitingzheihua，qidequantoujinwo，zhuanshennushizheguruobing：“guruobing，nigenwolihun，jiuyinweita？lihunxieyishuwodouqianle，meixiangdao，nijuranzheiyangexinwo，barendoudaidaojialilaile。”
“lihun？nimenlihunle？”
zhangyangyiting，xinlianxi，zheiguruobingkeshichulemingdedameinva，tazaojiuchuixianyijiule。
guruobingkuxiaoleyixia：“wogennilihun，genzhangshaomeiguanxi，zhishi，womendechajutaidaeryi，bushiyigeshijiederen。”
linxiaoxinlilengxiao，zheigezhangyangdouneimeqinqiedichenghuguruobingle，xianranliangrendeguanxibujiandan，guruobingmingmingyijingzhaohaolexiajia，jingshibuchengren。
linxiaokuxiaozheyaoleyaotou：“nishuodedui，shiwopeibushangni，womenlihun，qianwoyifenqianbuyao，buguo，nishoushangdaizhedeneigeshouzhuo，shiwomenjiadechuanjiabao，zhiyouwolaopocaipeidai。”
guruobinghuanhuanjiangshoushangdeyuzhuoziqulexialai，dijilelinxiao：“xing，wuguiyuanzhu！”
raner，lingrenmeixiangdaodeshi，yipangdezhangyangqueshiyibajiangneiyuzhuozijiqiangleguoqu：“jiuzheimeyigeposhouzhuo，haichuanjiabao？kanbuchulaiyoushenmetebiedea。”
shuowanzhihou，tabuyoulenglengyixiao，duizheguruobingdao：“ruobing，nifangxin，zheizhongposhouzhuoyepeibushangni，yihouwojinimaihaode。”
“拿给我！”
linxiaoyijingrenlehenjiule，zheigeexindezhangyang，zheishiguyizai**ta。
“zhangshaoye，jitaba，neishitafumuliuxiadeweiyiyiwu！”
guruobingyeshenzhineishouzhuoduiyulinxiaodeyiyi，lengzhelianduizhezhangyangdao。
“naqu，yigeposhouzhuoeryi，haichuanjiabao，yejiupianpianxiaohaizibale......”
zhangyangjiangdongxidilechuqu。
raner，jiuzailinxiaoshenshouqujieneishouzhuo，jijiangpengdaoshouzhuodeshihou，zhangyangqueshizuijiaogouqileyisihudu，tiqiansongkaileshouzhuo。
“叮咚！”
shouzhuozhijiediaoluoxiaqu，danleyixiazhihou，zhijiesuichengleliangban。
“zhangshaoye，nishenmeyisi？”
wangzhedishangsuiledeyuzhuozi，linxiaozuijiaohenhenchouchulejixia，yanlibumanlekongbudexuesi，xinlizaidixue。
“aiya，shinizijimeijiezhude。nigaibuhuiguaiwoba？”
zhangyangsonglesongjian，shuangshouyitan，zhuangzuowugudishuodao。
guruobingjingshiyebangzheduifangshuodao：“linxiao，nizheigeshouzhuoduoshaoqian，worangzhangshaoyezhuanjiniba。”
linxiaoquantoujinwo，nushizheguruobing：“zheishiqiandeshiqingma？niyanxiama？kanbuchulaitaguyidema？”
gujiajialijishangqiandao：“linxiao，nigefengzi，bujiushiyigeposhouzhuoma？xianzaiyijingshuaihuaile，hainengzenmeban？shuoba，yiqianhaishibabai，renjiazhangshaoyeyoudeshiqian，jiniyiwan，keyilema？”
zhangyanglijixiaoxixididao：“duiduidui，wokeyijiniyiwan，duoyudejiudangshidafayaofandele。”
“yiwan？wolinjiadechuanjiabao，zainimenyanli，jiuzheimebuzhiqianma？”
linxiaonule，yachiyaodegegezhixiang。
“qie，yigefeiwujiali，nengnachushenmezhiqiandedongxi？zenmele？haixiangeqianbucheng？”
zhangyangshuangshoubaozaixiongqian，lenglengyixiaodao：“laozijiusuanshiyifenqianbujini，ninengnawozenmezhe？nihainengyaowobucheng？”
“我跟你拼了！”
duifangqirentaishen，linxiaozaiyerenbuzhule，quantouyiwo，yiquanzazailezhangyangdelianshang。
“made，gandawo，lairena！”
zhangyangqideyaoya，tashenweisanliushijiadeshaoye，juranbeizheimeyigefeiwujidale，zheichuanchuquhailede？
dunshi，jigedahanchonglejinlai。
“给我打死他！”
zhangyangyihuishou，dashengshuodao。
“xiaozi，womenshaoyeniyeganda？zhenshibuxianghuole！”
jigezhangjiabaobiao，duizhelinxiaoquandajiaoti。
“噗！”
linxiaotangzaidishang，yikouxianxueyongchu，yijiushiehenhendiwangzheneizhangyang。
raner，lingsuoyourendouxiangbudaodeshi，duandiaodeyuzhuoxileyixiexianxuejinqu，yidaoguangmangyishan，zhijiezuanrulelinxiaodemeixin。
“tianshengjueshishenyan，zeze，wozheidaocanhundengdaojinri，zhongyuzhaodaoshihedechuanrenle。”
yidaoshengyinzailinxiaodenaohaizhongyeshihongranzhakai。
“你，你是谁？”
linxiaoheshale，juansuozaidishangdeta，buzhidaogairuheshihao。
jiuzaizheiyishunjian，shijianhekongjianshunjiantingzhi，zhouweiderendoutingzhiledongzuo。
erlinxiaoqueshiganjueyanjingyihua，yijinglaidaolelingwaiyipiankongjian。
“xiaozi，suannihaoyun，wozheisicanhunyijingcunzaishijianshangqiannian，doukuaixiaoshile，douzhaobudaonizheiyangdexiantianjueshishenyan，wonaixianjieshendi，kaozhejueshishenyan，xiulianjueshishentong，zonghengxianjieshuqiannian，meixiangdao，bei**suohai......”
“wojiangbazheisicanhunshengxiadenengliang，jinshuchuanjini，niyihoujiushiwoshenyandadidedizi，qiejiruguoyouyitian，nidadaoleweishidegaodu，jideweiwobaochou......”
haibudenglinxiaofanyingguolai，neilaozhedeshentijingshizhujianxiaosan，yidaodaoguanghuajinrudaolelinxiaodenaohaizhong，wushudexinxi，rangtaganjuenaodaidoukuaiyaozhale。
shijianzhishitingliulebudaoyimiao，yiqiedexinxiqueshiyijingjinshufengkuangdeguanrudaolelinxiaodenaohai，beilinxiaoxishou。
erqie，tadeshenti，yeshiganjuedaoleyouzheyizhonglilianggan，zheizhongganjue，butingdezengjia，guolehaoyihuierzheicaitingxialai。
“wodezuoyan......”
linxiaohuiguoshenlaideshihou，queshifaxian，zijinengjianfanweigengkuanle，tabishangyouyan，faxian，guoran，zijidezuoyanjingshinenggoukanjianle。
tadeyanjing，jingshiqijibandehaole！
erqie，tineideneizhongliliang，naohaizhongdeneixiexinxi，rangtajidongdehunshendouzaizhandou。
shijiansuiranjiuguoquleneimeyiliangmiao，beidongjiedeshijianyeyijinghuifule，danshi，zheiyiliangmiaodeshijianzhinei，linxiaodedaolewushudehaochu，dedaolewushudegongfashenzhiwujixinxi。
linxiaohuanhuanzhanleqilai，yongshoucaganzuijiaodexueji，ranhoulenglengdao：“nimendashuangleshiba？xianzaigaiwole！”
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