xiaoshuo《lihuamao，wodengdengdengdengdengdengdengdengdengdeng》，jingdianlaixi！guqingchenglaoheishishulidezhuyaorenwu，yeshizuozhesusubuchunjingxinsuochupinde，yueduwuguanggaobanbengengjiajingcai，jianjieruxia：“niyaowodanglaodama，dangrantingwodeanpaige，buzhunfanbo，buzhunfankang，dong？”laoheiliuxiayijuhua，qiaoranxiaoshizaileyumuli。yanlusuo……
【xiaozhongticai，chuangzuobuyi，qinggeweiyanzunazhajigejihui，duokanliangyan+pinglun，jiarushujiabumilu。】
【yingduzheyaoqiu，linshijiagaijinaochu，kanwanjidedaizou。】
……
6月初夏。
rongchengyizhongxiaoyuanwaibainianhuaishuxia，yiweishenzhexiaofuzhangxiangqinglidegaoernvshengbanguizaidishangtileihengliu，shoulirouzheyizhangdayinzhi，zhishangshiyigexunmaoqishi，zaitamianqianshuizhedeshiyitiaoshencaijiaojianweibaxizhangyouzhedahuabeidelihuamao。
“wuwuwu……**，**，**……wodedajulijiachuzoule，qiuqiunibangwozhaohuilaihaobuhao？zhiyaonibangwozhaohuilai，wotiantianjinisongmaoguantou。”
“aiya，nishibushifengle？qiuyizhimaoquzhaolingyizhimao，tanengtingdongnidehuama。”
“wuwuwu……wotingwangshangshuoliulangdelihuamaonengbangrenzhaodiushidexiaodongwu。”
“wangshangdebaipainiyexin？dongdongnaoziba。”
fanzhebaiyandexiaopangniuhuranganjueyouyidaoruilidemuguangcongshenshangsaoguo，lengdetayiduosuo。
dishangdelihuamaohuranzhanleqilai，yangqiweiba，youyadiniudongzhehualiudeshenzi，manbuzouruxiaoyuan。
shuxianeiyipengxiangpenpendedongganmaolianglianwendoumeiwenyixia。
“**，zheige**haobaqi！”
yigenanshengluguo，nachushoujipailezhangtexie，renbuzhuzantanleyiju。
“buzhidaoba？zheigelihuamaosantianqianliulangdaoxuexiao，jinyonglesantian，baxuexiaolideliulangmaodalegebian，ganbiantianxiawudishou，biedemaojianletadouraodaozou。niqiutazhaomaoshiqiuduile。”
menweidayediaozhelaoyan，qiaozheerlangtui，kaozaitangyishang，yifukanjinshanherixiadecanglianggan。
“qie，guicaixinnengzhenbadajuzhaohuilaini。”
pangniudehuayingangluo，yiqiangzhigedexiaoyuanneijiuchuanlaisixinliefeidemaojiaosheng。
neishengyinjiaogeqicanyo，xiaomenkouluguodexiaotaididoubeihedezhijiecuandaolezhurendehuaili，shuqierduozuoyoujingjie。
“heige，heige！biedale，wocuole，wocuolehaibuxingma？”
“aiyo，aiyo，wodeyaozi，ge，biechuaiyaozi！ma，ma，jiuwo，chumaomingle！”
caochangjiaoluolidemaomaomantian，shachenluanjuan，yizhidupiliuyuandedajubeidahuabeilaoheisuohoubaochuai，liangtiaohoutuizuoyoukaigong，kongqizhongliuxiayizhencanying，dajudeyizhangbinglianbeichuaichulemimiyan，sudutaikuaile，lianyanjingdouzhengbukai！
“wodengdengdengdengdengdengdengdengdengdeng……”
【dengdengdeng：jinengshuliandu10000/10000，gaoji，xiayiji60/50000。】
santiannei，chuaifeidedi104zhimao，tianfujineng“dengdengdeng”zhongyutishengdaolegaoji。
laoheibadajufangle，liuxiayijuhua：“huiqugaosunima，biejiaolaozi**。”
“大黄！”
gangzaishuxiakukutitidegaoernvshengyijingfeipuzhechongleshanglai，yibajiangdajuanzaidishang，ranhoujuanruhuaizhong，zuozaidishanghaotaodaku。
“wuwuwu……dahuang，dahuang，zhendeshini！mamazhaonizhaodehaoxinkua！”
shenbiandexiaopangmeikandaozheiyimudengdaleyanzhuzi：“woqu，zhennengzhaodao？xiaolvzheimegao？”
xiaoguniangquanshenxindoufangzaizijidedajushenshang，meiyouduokanlaoheiyiyan。
tapengzhexinaidedaju，kanzhetashenxiandebinglian，yishuangjincancandemaoyanlibaohanrelei，tajidongdiqinleyikou：“bieshuole，mamadouzhidao，jiandaomamaniyehengandong。”
“miao（wodeyaozihaotong）……”
laohuaishuxia，laoheiwenlewenmaoliang，dakuaiduoyidichileqilai。
拿人钱财替人消灾。
这是**的江湖。
santianle，zhongshengchenglelihuamaodedisantian。
shangbeiziyinbingtanhuanzaichuangshinian，nengzhongshengyihuiyishilaotianjuangu，jiusuanzhongshengchengleyizhilihuamao，tayemeiyourenheyuanyan，zhiyaonengbengnengtiao，jiuhaoguotangzaichuangshang。
zhiyuzhongshenghouhuodexitongjiuyoudianerlajile。
chuleyixiang“dengdengdeng”dejineng，zaiwuqita，lianrenheshuomingdoumeiyou。
laoheiweiyinengzuodejiushibuduantishengshuliandu，kankan“dengdengdeng”dejinengliandaozuigaojihouhuiyoushenmexingongneng。
huran，yishuangshouzhuazhulelaoheideyao，maoliangdoumeichiwan，jiubeishenmerenjilinqilaile。
“miao！（sheitemeluanmoluanbaode？wogennishumajiuzhijieshangshou？）”
“miao~~~（e，shigemeinvya，neiniqingbianba。）”
yigebolangjinfadenianqing**jiejianglaoheilouzaihuaili，daizheyidingehuangsedezheyangmao，jiazheyifujinsiyanjing，yanjinghenda，fenbixichun，sanfenzhixingqifenshuiling。
jinriqiwenzhujianshenggao，**jiechuanzheyishendelujiandeqianlvsexiaodiaodai，xiashenshizhoubabadeqifenku，hanshuidashilekujiao。
cikezhengzhunbeidakaiyigemaolong。
laoheijinzhangle，changyandao，wenrouxiangshiyingxiongzhong，chadianerjiuzheletadedao！
laoheikaishizai**jierouruandehuaibaolizhengzha，shituzhengtuo。
tayaodangyizhixiaosadeliulangmao，zenmekenengbeirenguanzailongzili？
youyishoushizenmeshuolaizhe？
shengmingchengkegui，aiqingjiagenggao。
ruoweiziyougu，liangzhejiekepao。
“aiaiai，**guaiya，genjiejiehuijia，jiejieyangni。”
“yang**ya！laoziyoushouyoujiaode，dingtianlidi，ziligengsheng，bieyiweiyouyiduiermantoujiunengduiwoshizhantangyipaodan！qunideba！wodengdengdengdengdengdengdengdengdengdengdeng……”
顾倾城人都麻了！
tajiayangleershijizhimao，shenmepinzhongdouyangguo，haishitouyiciyudaoxingzizheimegangliedelihuamao，zheiyishuangxiaotuizikezhenyoujinger，bineizhongxiuxiudexiannvbangpinlvdoukuai，guaiguai，fengjuancanyun，qianglindanyu，dadadadadadada……
抱不住了！
yankanlaoheijiuyaoconghuailizhengtuo，guqingchengyelailejinger，sisidibatabaozaihuaili。
但老黑更有劲儿了。
guqingchengzijidehuailiyoushenmedongxifeilechuqu，yidianerzugedoumeiyoule，yishuangtuidengdengdengdengdengdengdengdeng，dengzaitaderoushang，maya，haotong！
不过嘛。
laoheizailihaiyezhishiyizhiqibajinzhongdelihuamao，duifujizhiyemaohaixing，duishanglerenleizuizhonghaishizhiyoushushoujiuqin。
yifanzheteng，guqingchengzhongyubazheizhiliemaosaidaolelongzili，guanshangmenhouzhangshuyikouqi。
xiuxilejifenzhong，guqingchengtizhemaolongzhunbeihuijia。
huranganjueluguoderendouyongyizhongqiguaideyanshenkanzheziji……
tazuoyoukanlekan，haoxiangmeishenmea。
不对不对！
guqingchengganjuedaoleyixiebuduijing，tadexiongkouchuzenmeguofenqingsong，youdianertoufengni？
ditouyikan，yizhangqiaolianshunjianhongdaolebozigener。
neineineineinei……gebujianle！
怎么会不见的？
daodishenmeshihoubujiande？
guqingchengganjinbaozhemaolong，yongmaolongzuoweizhedang，zheiyetaitaitaitaigangaleba！
dantaxiangqilaile，jiushigangcai，gangcaidengdengdengdeshihou！
jiuganjueyoushenmedongxifeizoule，meizaiyi。
guqingchengliumeidaoshu，tameijianguozheimediaopidelihuamao，ehenhendidingzhelongzidefengxi，xinxianghuiquhouyidingyaohaohaoshoushishoushini！
jieguo，longzililaoheizhuanguoshen，shuqiweiba，duizheguqingchengdelian……
卟~~~~
放了一个屁。
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