doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《lihunnitide，wochengdishinikushenme》huobaolaixi！shuzhongdaibiaorenwuweijiangfanliuqingwen，shizuozhe“luzhenxunge”deyibuwanjieyuanchuangzuopin，jingcaifenchengdegushineirong，gensuixiaobianyiqilaiyueduba！quanbenjuqingmiaoshu：linqishuangyebeizheiliangrendeqinniexindaole，lihunyigexingqidoubudao，jiangfanjiurucifangzong，renduodechanghedouzhei……
第13章
“nigentajiehunsannian，quebulejietadeweiren。”
liuqingwenyanranyifushenglizhedezitai，yanyujianmanshichaofeng，“erworenshitajigexiaoshi，queyiqingchutadepinge。”
“zhinengshuonigouyankanrendi！”
“说什么呢？”
zhaolingtianjianshitoubudui，limashangqiandangzailelinqishuangpangbian，“bieyiweizijihundaoshangde，jiukeyiweisuoyuwei。”
“wozhaojia，haimeipaguoshei。”
“zhaojia？suanshenmedongxi？”
“xiaotaimei，wokannishishilezhi！zhaojiadeqiangdayuanchaonixiangxiang，shengxuanjituanzhidaoba？zheimedadegongsi，yedejizhaojiamianzi。”
linchengdongangshoutingxiong，yuyourongyan，“ganggangzhaogebangwomenqiandinglesanshiyidedadan，jiushiyinweizhaogedeguanxi，liudongshizhangqinzilaiyingjiewomen。”
“renshiliudongshizhangba？jiangzhoushangyejiaofu！”
“suanle，nizheizhongxiaotaimei，shuoleniyebudong？”
“蛤？！”
liuqingwenqiangbiezhexiao，wobaweilezhaojiaquyingjienimen？kainamenzideguojiwanxiao？
“怎么？还不信？”
linchengdongganmangshangqianyizhenlache，“zhaoge，kuaigaosutamen，zheidoushinidegonglao！”
“keke......”
zhaolingtianqixueshangyong，xinxunanai，kaishenmeyuzhouwanxiao？tazhaolingtianhedeheneng？nengrangliuguolinqinziyingjie。
baituo！yitadedengji，lianliuguolindemishudoujianbudao。
danyanxia，shiweilinqishuangbanhuimianzidehaojihui，ziranbunengluqie。
“meicuo！jiafuyuliudongshizhangshigujiao，qishiyemeibangshangduodademang，wojiudaleyitongdianhua。”
“niyigedianhua，nengrangliudongshizhangqiansanshiyidedingdan？xiaozi，gufengjidoumeinengchui。”
liuqingwenkanzhezheibangren，jiuxiangshikanzhehuajiyanyuan。
“jiangxiansheng，tingdaoleba？niqianqi，jiuzheizhonghuose，zheizhongguihuadounengpiandeleta！”
“骗？”
linqishuangcalecaleihua，jianghetonglianglechulai，“zhengdalenimendegouyankanqingchu！shibushisanshiyi？shibushiliudongshizhangdeqinbi？”
“jie，kuaishouhao，biehezhezheilianggexiangbalao。”
linchengdongdeyiyangyang，weibakuaiyaoqiaodaotianshang，“tamenxiabeizidoubukenengjiandaosanshiyi，renherendechaju，youshihoubirenhegoudechajudouyaoda。”
“zheijiushijieceng！nimenhoucaoyayaosui，yegenbushang。”
“噗嗤！”
liuqingwenmeirenzhupenxiao，yanleihuadoukuaichulaile，“fange，haishinidanding！zheimehaoxiaodeshier，nijuranhainengrenzhe，buxingle！woxiaobuhuole。”
nalaoniangdebaba，zailaoniangmianqianzhuangbei？
“jiangfan！kandaoleba？zheijiushinizhaodenvren，yidianjiaoyangdoumeiyou。”
linqishuangzhongxinzhaodaolecaodian，kaishifanji。
“jiezhi，yijingzhenzhenghaijini，daihaole，biezaidiule！”
“shuanger，gangcaiduibuqi，wobushiguyiyaopiannide，adongyeshiyipianhaoxin，zanbuyinggaizeguaita。”
zhaolingtianchengjibiaoyanqileshenqing，zheiranglinqishuangxiangdangshouyong。
“shagua！wozenmehuishengnideqini？nikeshiwokanzhongdenanren！weilai，daizhewodengshangdianfengdenanren！”
“haha......”
liuqingwenhaowuxingxiangdidaxiao，“woshuodajie，nizhenshixinmangjiayanmang，jiuzheizhonghuose，bubanidaijingoulijiusuanbucuole，haidianfeng？”
“ganbugandagedu？nvrenzhijiandeduzhu！”
“bienaole。”jiangfanlaletayiba，“qujiuniyeyeba。”
“meishi，rangtamenduohuanghuang，yaoburan，haibuzhidaozenmezunzhongni。”liuqingwendishengdao，“woneiyibazhang，zenmenengbaiai？nideqiyebunengbaishou！”
yikaishi，jiangfanjiucaidaoleliuqingwendemude。
liuzhenhuayutayouyuan，jiangfanyebukenengjiansibujiu。
“nia，zhenshiwanlie。”
“nimenliangdigushenmeni？”linqishuangbunaifandidao，“niyaodushenme？”
“jiuduwomendenanrensheigengyouxiu，sheideyanguanggenghao，yilianggeyueweiqixian，bibisheidechengjiugao！”liuqingwenyiweishenzhangdixiaodao，“shulederen，yaozaijiangzhoudianshitaiwujianxinwen，gongkaidaoqian，bingchengrenzijiyouyanwuzhu！”
“你敢吗？”
“有何不敢？”
linqishuangxianglaishigeshengfuyubaopengderen，fanshidouyaozhenggegaodi，tazenmekenenghuibeiyigexiaotaimeibixiaqu？
“nixianzaidenanren，zhibuguoshiwobuyaode！tashenmeyang，wobinigengqingchu！”
linqishuanglengxiao，wanruzaikanzheyigexiaochou，“tazheibeizi，meishenmechuxide。”
“zheibuzhenghaozhengminglenideyouyanwuzhu？mingmingyougebaobei，quebuzhidaozhenxi，gongshourangren，haixuanlegelanshitou，wozhenyaoxiexieni！”
liuqingwenmanhuairouqingdikanzhejiangfan，“ruobushini，wonayouzheimehaodejihui？”
“自娱自乐。”
linchengdongmianlujiqiaozhise，“jiangfanzheizhonglaji，napashizufenmaoqingyan，yebibushangwozhaogeyigenjiaozhitou，nizheigexiaotaimei，zaileheshenme？”
“haiyouni，jiangfan！zajiuneimebuyaolianni？nigouyinwobiaojiedeshier，nidexiaotaimeizhidaoma？biehuitoudaqilai，nonggenisiwohuo！neijiubuhaokanle。”
tayangyangdeyi，manzuilajihua，“woyoushihouzhenhaoqi，nishibushitaidijingzhuanshi，zhaonvrendesudu，zhenshikuai！”
“xingla，zouba！genzheizhongren，meishenmehaoshuode。”
linqishuangxiemouyipie，daizheliangrenliqu。
zhaolingtianneixiaozi，haizuolegemobozidedongzuo，xiaozhangzhiji。
“bushiyijiaren，bujinyijiamen！zhenshiqipa。”
liuqingwenhuayichukou，jiuyishidaolemaofanlejiangfan，mangsuozhebozidaoqiandao，“fange，wobushimani，woshimatamen。”
“你说得没错。”
yizhiyilai，doushijiangfantaiguotianzhen。
jiatinghuanjing，shiyigerenxinggeyangchengdezuidayingxiangyinsu。
youneizhongmuqinhedidi，tazijiyounenghaodaonaliquni？
“叮咚！”
cishi，diantimenturandakai，liuguolinchezheliuguozhongdelingzi，gentuosigouside，zhuaizheta。
“haoa，wozhishiganglikaileyihuier，nijiutongchuzheimedadelouzi，zanbayaoshichuleshenmeshier，wonanishiwen！”
“dage，dage，biezheiyang。”
liuguozhongqiuraodao，“zheimeduoyuangongkanzheni，jidianmianzi。”
“啪！”
sheichengxiang，liuguolinfanshoujiujiletayibazhang，“hunzhang！nidouyaomianzi，jiangxianshengbuxuyaoma？nigechusheng！”
“jinergeyaoshiqingbuhuijiangxiansheng，woshanijitian！”
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