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dangyechengshuochuzheijuhuadeshihou，liuzhaoqingyouxiejingyadewangzhezijilaogong。
yechengjiushiyigetuiwujunrena，genbenjiumeiyoushenmequanshi，yemeiyoubanfaduifuzhongjiadeshili！
xiayimiaozhong，liuzhaoqingturanmaochuleyigekongbudexiangfa，nandaoyechengxiangyaosharen？
bijingyechengkeshidangbingde，dangbingshaneixiedaituyeshichangyoudeshiqing。
keshixianzaiyechengyijingtuiwulea！
yixiangdaozheili，liuzhaoqingdunshijinzhangle，ruguoyechenggongransharendehua，neikeshisizuia！
“yecheng，biezuoshashi，womenzou。”liuzhaoqingdunshijiupale，zhandoudeshuodao。
yechengxianshiyizheng，xuanjidandandeyixiaodao，“fangxin，wobuhuisharende。”
jinjiezhe，tachaozhezhongzekaishenhoudejigegongzhengyuanhandao，“nimenjigeshizhongzekaiqinglaidegongzhengyuanba！”
“aiyou，meiyouxiangdaoa，nizheigejiahuohairenshiwomena！”
weishoudeneigegongzhengrenyuanweixiaodeshuodao。
“nimenbugaichuxianzaizheilide！”yechengshuangmoushanguoyisihanyi，binglengdeshuodao。
“hahaha，womenbugaichuxianzaizheili？nizuomengma？niyiwei，womenbuzhidaonizuodeshiqingma？”
“jiushi，nimenjiashexiantoudaoliufengdediqi，ranhouzuolegongzheng，womenzheiyicilai，jiushiyaotongzhinimen，quxiaogongzhengde，nizhiqiandenulibaifeile。”
lingwaiyigezhongniannanrenlengxiaodeshuodao。
zhiqianzhongzekaiyijinghuafeidajiaqianqingtamenle，zheiyicitamenzhiyaodongdongzui，jiunengbayechengdarushenyuanzhizhong。
bijingyigetuiwujunreneryi，meiyoushenmelebuqide。
“meiyouxiangdaoa，nimenjingranhaishixiaotou，yinggaizhuaqilai。”
“yigedangbingde，jingranhuilaijiudangzei，zhendeshijinimenjunrendiuliana！”
zhongzekaiderenlikechaofengdeshuodao。
zaitamenkanlai，yechengjiushirenrenqifudedatoubing，meiyoushenmequanshi。
erliuzhaoqingkandaoyechengbeirenqifuzhihou，neixinnanshouwubi，tajimanglalelayecheng，xiangyaoyechengbieshuole，tamenhuiqujiushile。
jirandoubuguozhongjia，dabulehuandifang。
“meishi，jintianwoshuoguole，meiyourennengshanghaini，jiumeiyousheiganshanghaini！”
yechengzhuanlianwangzheliuzhaoqing，neiyanshenzhizhongchongmanlerenzhen，liuzhaoqingkandaoyechengdeyanjing，xinzhongbuzhidaozenmede，jingranshengqileyisianxin，fangfoyechengzhendenengzuodaoyiban。
keshipiankezhihou，liuzhaoqinghaishihendanxin，bijingtaxiangbudaoyechengnengyongshenmebanfa。
zhongzekaitingdaoleyechenggenliuzhaoqingdehua，buyoudelengxiaoqilaile。
zaitakanlai，zheiyiqiedoushitulao。
“yecheng，doudaozheigeshihoule，nijiubuyaochuisizhengzhale，meiyourenheyiyi，zheilishiwozhongzekaidechangzi，zhiyaowoyijuhua，zheixiegongzhengrenyuanlikehuijinikaijuyizhangzhenzhengdegongzhengwenjian，ernizhiqiandegongzhengwenjian，zhinengzuofei，erqienishenzhihaiyaozuolao。”
钟泽凯冷笑的说道。
“e？neiwoyijuhua，yenengrangnidailaidegongzhengrenyuan，quanbubeigezhichaban！”yechengqingmiedeyixiao，dandandeshuodao。
yechengzheiyijuhualuoxiazhihou，zhenggezhouweixianshisiyibandejijing。
xuanjikaishihongtangdaxiaoqilaile。
“哈哈哈！”
“zheitemexiaosiwolea！”zhenggezhouweiderenquanbudoudaxiaoqilai，wanrutingdaorenshijianzuigaoxiaodexiaohuayiban。
youxiezhongzekaiderendouxiaodeliuchuyanleile，erliufenggenliushandengren，gengshikuangxiaobuzhi。
“nishuoninengbawomengezhichaban？nitemeniyiweinishisheia？”weishoudeneigegongzhengrenyuanbuyoufennudehedao。
“xianzai，wojinimenzuihouyicijihui，congzheililikai，zheishiqingjiusuanle，fouze，zhendebieguaiwole。”
“jiushi，nisuanlaojia，zaiwomenmianqianzhuangbi！”
qitadegongzhengrenyuandouqizhale，yechengbuguojiushiyigetuiwujunreneryi，tamenjiechudaotuiwujunren，meitiandoubuxiajibaige，nagebushigonggongjingjingdeguolaiqiutamengongzheng？
“laozijiubuchuqu，laozijiushixiangkankan，nishiruherangwogezhichabande！”weishoudeneigegongzhengrenyuanlengxiaodeshuodao。
“dui，woyebuchuqu。”
“我们都不出去。”
zaitamenkanlai，yechengjiurutongtiaoliangxiaochouyiban，kaishenmewanxiao，yigetuiwujunrennaliyouzheiquanlia？
“henhao，henhao，nimenhenyonggan！”yechengxixuedeshuodao。
“yongganniyeye，zhongshaoyekanshangnilaopo，neishinirongxing。”qizhongyigegongzhengrenyuanzhijiefennudehedao。
zaitamenyanzhong，yibantuiwuhuilaidejunren，jiushitounaojiandan，sizhifada，yihoudaoshehuishang，zuiduoyejiushixiaobaoaneryi。
keshixianzaizheizhongmeiyongderen，jingrangangongranxiurutamen。
zheiruherangtamenbushengqi？
yechengdeliansebuyouyinchenxialaile，tabinglengdeshuodao，“nimenzuoweigongzhirenyuan，feidanbubinggongzhifa，erqiehaixiuruwoqizi，nimengaidanghezui？”
“made，nishibushifenglea？niyigepodangbingde，haixiangzenmeyanga？niyebukankan，jintianlaideren，neigebushifuguijiating，jiupingniyepeigenzhongshaoyedou？gaosuni，ruguonishiqude，womenshuobudinghainengbangniqiuqiuqing。”lingwaiyigegongzhengrenyuanlengxiaodeshuodao。
“wokannizhendeshihuonile！”yechenglianseyinchen，binglengdewangzheduifang，henhendeshuodao。
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zhongzekaiyelandezheyanshenmele，tayekangouleyechengdebiaoyan。
“来人啊！”
tashouzhangyihui，zhouweidebaobiaolikejiuguolaile。
全部对准了叶城。
zheixiebaobiaokedoushigaodagea，biyechenggaochudabangetou，erqiexiongmengwubi，kanqilaixionghanwubi。
zhongrendouzhidao，yechengwandanle。
yechengbuyoulengxiaodeshuodao，“wofengquannimenyiju，zheibushinimennengchashoude。”
“xiaotuzaizi，tingkuanga，nibujiushiyigedangbingdema？nandaowomenzheimeduorenhaipanibucheng？”
zhongzekaidebaobiaogegerengaomada，genbenbubayechengfangzaiyanzhong。
cikedatingzhineiderenquanbudouwangxiangzheibian，jianbanuzhang，xuduorendourenweiyechengkendingbuxingle，bijingyechengyaoquanmeiquan，yaorenmeiren，zenmegenzhongzekaidou？
erjiuzaizheigeshihou，yigefennudeshengyinchuanleguolai，likexiyinlezhongrendezhumu。
suoyouderendouchaozheneishengyinwangqu，douxiangkankan，shisheiganrangzhongzekaizhushou。
dengtamenkanguoquzhihou，jiukandaoleyigekuiwudedahan，shenchuangongzuofu，mianxiangyouxiexiongcan，buguozhongrenmeiyousheirenshi，keshizheidahanshenhoudezhongnianwenruonanren，xuduorenyiyanjiurenchulaile。
“wodetiana，zheibushishizunshenbiandemishu，liuqiangma？tazenmelaile？”
erqieliuqiangshigenzaizheikuiwudahanhoumian，yiliangongjing，zheiqibushishuoming，zheikuiwudahanshenfengengjiagaoguile？
zhongzekaidangranyerenshiliuqiangle，bijingtabashizhongshijituandongshizhang，tagenzaitabajianguobushaoren。
tabuyoujinzhangqilaile，meiyouxiangdaoliuqiangjingranguolaile，tadelianshanglikeluchuweixiao，jimangpaoleguoqu，weixiaodeshuodao，“liumishu，nizenmelaile？zheiweishi？”
“womendelaoda，xianzaiwomendouguitaguan。”liuqianglengdandeshuodao。
zhongzekaitingwanzheihua，dunshijiujingdaile，tazuomengdoumeiyouxiangdao，lairenjingranshijinlingdaguanjia！
erqieduifangkanqilaihennianqinga，buguojiushizhangdeyoudianxiongcanle！
dangranzheibufangaizhongzekaidereqing，tajidongdeshuodao，“nihao，nihao，woshizhongshijituanzhongzekai，huanyingdaguanjiadaolai，birenpengbishenghui。”
erneirengenbenjiumeiyouzhengyankanzhongzekaiyiyan，ershikuaibuzouleliangbu，mengranjingleyigelijunli，dashengdeshuodao，“yechengtongzhi，duibuqi，wolaichile！”
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