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第9章
feijitouxinliyouxiefazhan，kanzheshenhoudemeigerendoushaoleyitiaogebo，pingshifeiyangbahuguanledetadiyiciganjuedaolehaipa。
“nixiangganshenme？·····”
supengweiweiyixiaodao：“nigangcaishinageshoudongdewolaopo？”
feijitouxinliyiliang，henbuzirandebashouxianghoudongleyixia，yilianjinshendekanzhesupeng。
taxianghoutuileyibu，yaoleyaoyahenhendishuodao：“xingsude，wobuguannishibushishenjingbing，yaoshixianghuozhe，jiubiezhaorewotianditangderen！”
“tianditangdebaofunichengshoubuqi，daoshihouhuirangnishengburusi！”
“啪！”
“是吗？”
“buhaoyisi，tianditangwohaizhenbuzhidao！”
“也没有听说过！”
“gaosuni·····natianditangyawomeiyong！”
supengmengrandongshou，yibakouzhufeijitoujianbang，lingyizhishouxunsudenaqigeboyiyongli“keca”yishengjianbangchuchedituojiule。
“a······！”
feijitouyishengcanjiao，doudadehanzhuconglianshangliulexialai，haimeiyoudengtashuohuasupengxieedeyixiao，yiyongliyouhaihuiqule。
cigudetengtongchuanbianlefeijitoudesizhibaihai，lianshunjianbiandecanbai，meiyousihaoxuesi。
supengshenhoudelinbingyanshuangshouwuzhezuichun，kanzheyouxiexiaoshoudebeiying，tadexinlingluanle，zheihaishiyigeshenjingbingma？yigeyiwusuoyoudeshenjingbing？
zaiqingshanshijingshenbingyiyuandailesannian？
tachushouzheimeleilifengxing，qichangqiangdadaorangtazashe，nandaozheijiushichuanshuozhongdenanren？
“bingyan，nixiangshenmeni？”
“傻站着干什么？”
“zou，yanhuikuaiyaochidaole！”
“zheiliyouzheigeshenjingbingzai，zanmenzou！”
kanzhezijideguinvfadai，caiqinganjinshuodao。
linbingyanqingqingyaolexiatou，zijizheishizenmele？tajiushiyigeshenjingbing，zheijiushibuzhizhewuwei，shadanzi。
xiangdaozhei，linbingyanganjinzoudaosupengshenbianyilianjiaojideshuodao：“supeng，nikuaifangletamen，niyekuaidiantaoluba！”
“ji····，zheishiwodeyixiejixu，ninazhetadaizheninverpaoba，zheilideqianyegounimenshenghuoyiduanshijiande！”
“额·····！”
supengmanlianheixian，zheinvrenhaizhenshanliang。
zheishicaiqinchongleguolai，yibajiunazoulelinbingyanshouzhongdekajidao：“bingyannishale？”
“zheikeshinizheixienianquanbudejixua，jiuzheiyangsongjiyigemoshengren？”
“你以后怎么办？”
linbingyanyouxiejile“ma，nizenmezheiyanga，rendoumaozheshengmingweixianjiulewomen，jidianqianzenmele？”
linbingyandoubuhaoyisikansupengle，yudaozheiyangdemataqueshiyouxiehanyan。
caiqinbuyiweirandekanlesupengyiyan，meiyouhaoqideshuodao：“tashinilaogong，jiunitianjingdiyide，zheiyoushenmelebuqide？”
“妈·····！”
“nizenmenengzheiyangshuoa？”
supengweiweiyixiao，kanleyiyanlinbingyandao：“nizenmehuiyouzheiyangdema？”
“ni····，·nishuosheini？”
“我怎么了？”
caiqinhenhendidenglesupengyiyan，haizhendeshishenjingbing，nageshangmennvxubushibianzhefadetaohaozhangmuniang，zheigesupengzenmerangtabushuangzenmelai，guoranshenjingbingdesiweibunengyongzhengchangrendesiwei。
supengmianseyibianchongzhehaohengdecaiqinxiaodao：“niyaoshizaishuohua，xinbuxinwobanijiaojitamendaizou？”
“你····！”
caiqinlianshangbiechenglezise，kanleyiyanshenhouderen，daozuibianshangdehuayingshengshengdeyanlexiaqu。
linbingyannahuicaiqinshouzhongdekachongzhesupengdao：“ninazhezouba！”
'“jiudangwoganxienide···！”
supengkanleyiyanlinbingyan，wendao：“yaoshiwozoule，tianditangderenbaofunizenmeban？”
“······”
linbingyanyebuzhidaozenmehuidale，fanzhengxianzaiyijingchushile，buguanzenmeyangbunenglianleisupeng，tahaiyouyigenverni。
“woziyoubanfa·····，nijiubuyongguanle！”
linbingyanyaoleyaozuichun，xiadingjuexinshuodao。
“haole····，nibuhaishiwolaopoma？”
“zou···woele，wopeinicanjiajiayanzou！”
supengyibalanzhulinbingyandejianbangxiangchezouqu。
linbingyanlengzhule，tajixieshidegenzhesupengzou，xintiaodehenlihai，zheihaishidiyicibeiyigenanrenzheimejinjulidelanzhezou。
caiqinliandoulvle，zheidoushenmerena？
“fangkaiwoguinv？·····”
“ayi，nijiubiechaole，gangcainibushishuowojiulaoposhitianjingdiyidema？”
“xianzaiwolanzhewodelaopoqibushiyeshitianjingdiyide？”
“噗嗤····！”
tinglesupengdehualinbingyanchadianxiaolechulai，suirantadexintiaodehenlihai，dantayijiuhenguaiqiaodegenzhesupengshangleche。
“fanlefanle·····，chedifanle，jiuhuotuotuodeyishenjingbing！”
“linpengfeinihaishazhanzheganshenme？”
“ninverjiajishenjingbingle！”
····
kanzhesupengshanglechefeijitouhenhendituleyikouxuemo，yishenliqi，lenglengdeshuodao：“**dejilaozidengzhe，nijintianwanshangsidingle！”
yucitongshi，qingshanshizuidadeyedian，zuanshihaotingyigehaohuabaoxiang，baoxianghenda，danshilimianderenquebuduo。
weishoudeshiyiweizhongniannanzi，shencaihenkuiwu，manlianhengrou，yilianhenxiang，tajiaomingdashan，yeshitianditangdechuangshiren，qingshanshisanfenzhiyideyulechangsuodoushitade。
cishitashoulidiaozhexueqiehenhendichouleyikou，kanzheyanqianpiaopiaoyuxiandeyanquan，taqingqingdexiaole，ziyanziyudao：“linbingyan，nishiweiyiyigerangwoxindongdenvren，woyuenvwushu，pianpiannirangwohaiyouzhongchongdongdeyuwang。”
zheishimenkoujinlaileyiweinanzi，chongzhemingdashanqingqingdao：“laoban，ninjiaowo？”
“ng···，nijiwozhunbeiyixieyao，jinwanwoyaoyong····！”
“laoban···，wozhidaole，womashangjininzhunbei！”
kanzhechulemendenanzi，mingdashanyilianyinxiao。
tongshibaoxiangmenbeidakaile！
benlaihaizaiyiyinzhongdemingdashanbeirenzheiyangdaduan，yiliandebushuang，zheisheibuxianghuo，budazhaohujiuchuangjinlaile？
jinlaideshirenbushibieren，zhengshigangcaibeisupengxiuliguodefeijitou。
mingdashanhuyidekanleyiyanfeijitou，xinzhongnamendao：“zenmehuishi？rendailaile？”
feijitouyiliandeweiqu，yanshenyouxieduoshan，jiebadao：“laoban·····，shishoule····！”
“什么？”
mingdashanmengranzhanqishen，miansebiandehennankan，mouzilishanchuyisihanyi，lenglengdewendao：“zenmehuishi？”
feijitouxinliyouxiefaxu，dao：“laoban··，benlaiwomendeshoule，keshibanluchuleyigeshenjingbing···！”
“shuozhongdian····！”
mingdashanshouzhongdexueqiehenhenzazailefeijitoudelianshang，shanglaijiushiyijiaomadao：“shuozhongdian···！”
tinglefeijitoudehuamingdashanchedifennule，chongzheshenbiandefeijitoujiushijijiao。
“nimenjiushifeiwu····，chedidefeiwu。”
“yigeshenjingbing，nimendougaobuding？”
“nishuo，wohaiyangniyoushenmeyong？”
feijitouzhanzhanweiweidedao：“laoban，ta····tadangguobing，hennengdade！”
“滚~~！”
“看你那个怂样！”
“他现在在哪？”
feijitouxinliyehenbiequ，tinglelaobandehuadunshilaishenle，dao：“tamenjintianwanshangcanjialinjiadejiayanqule！”
mingdashanyanshenweimi，yuqilengderangrenfazhan，dandanshuodao：“dalewoderen，hainengxiaoyaozizaidecanjiayanhui，supengniqueshishidiyige！”
“rangxiongdimenjihe，woyaoquyitanglinjia，wokanlinjiajiujingyoushenmenengnaiganhetianditangzuodui！”
feijitouzhongyuyangqiletou，yilianxingfen，ganjinshuodao：“laoban，womashangquban！”
ganghaozheishizhunbeiyaodenanzizoudaomingdashanshenbian，manlianxianmeidao：“laoban，niyaodeyao····！”
“滚！”
nanziyilianmengbi，laobanchiqiangyaole？
bushigangcaihaiyilianyiyinlema?>
翻脸比翻书都快。
·····
lingyibiandesupengzuochehenkuaidaolelinjiadelijingbieshu。
zheilizhudejibendoushilinshijiazudegaoceng，hejiazuyixiedegaowangzhongdelaoren，linpengfeizailinjiadediweiyixiangdouhendi，jiashanglinguozhongduilinbingyandedaya，tamenjiashizhubujinlijingbieshude。
zheicijiayanyeshilinjiayinianyidudeshenghui，yishijiejihuizhanshilinjiadeshili，eryeshiweilejiejiaogengduodeshengyihuoban。
suoyizhunbeidehenshengda，haiteyiyaoqingleyixieqingshanshiyoutouyoulianderenwu。
cishilinjiabieshuquzaojiurentouzhandong，renaofeifan。
dangranxianglinbingyanzheiyangdemeinvyeshiyixiefujiagongziguanzhudeduixiang。
denglinbingyanjinquhouhenduorendeyanqiubeixiyinle。
linguozhongzaojiudengzaimenqian，chongzhelinbingyanshenbiandesupengwanweiyixiao：“aiyao，dajienihaizhendebashenjingbingjiefudailaile？”
“wohaiyiweinibuhuidaitani，xiandiuren！”
cishiweiguolaiderenyeyuelaiyueduo，henduorendoushichenrenaode，tingshuolinjiadameinvjiajileyigeerhunshenjingbingnanren，tamenhaibuxiangxinni。
cishilinbingxuecaizhegaogenxie，daizhetateyoudeshengqilingrendeyangzixiaoxixidezouleguolai。
shangxiadaliangleyiyansuxiaochixiaodao：“dajie，nizenmenengsuibiandaiyigeqigaijinlai？”
“nandaonibuzhidaojintianwanyandejibiema？”
“lianyangzhouchengdedalaodougoulailejige，yaoshirangyeyezhidaonidaileyigeqigaijinlai，wokandaoshihounimenjiaodai!”
linbingyanxiumeijincu，saoleyiyansupeng，queshijintianchuandeyouxiesuiyile，tazoudejiyewangle。
linguozhongxiangqianzouleyibuxiaodao：“buguoyemeiguanxi，fanzhengdajiayebuhuiheyigeshenjingbingqujijiaoshenme！”
“哈哈哈！”
“meixiangdaohaizhendeshiyigeshenjingbing。”
“可惜呀···！”
····
bianshangdelinbingyanhenwuzhu，danhaishichongzhelinguozhonghelinbingxuedao：“nimenchabuduojiuxingle，bietaiguofenle！”
“dajie，womenzenmeguofenle？”
“nijiajiyigeshenjingbinghaiburangrenshuole？”
“nizheijiushijiwomenlinjiadiuren，nibuyaolian，yeyehaiyaolianni。”
“denghuijiayanshangwokannizenmeguoyeyezheiyiguan，daoshihounimenyijiajuanpugaizouren，gongsihenimenjiazaimeiyourenheguanxi！”
jiuzaizheishiyigebaoanyangzidenanzixiaopaoleguolai，duizhelinguozhongdao：“xiaolaoban，ganggangjiedaotianditangdexiaoxi，shuoshitamenjintianwanshangyeyaocanjiawanyan！”
“恩？你说什么？”
linguozhongyilianyansudewendao：“zanmenlinjiahetianditangyixiangshijingshuibufanheshui，jintianwanshangzenmebuqingzilaile？”
“xiaolaoban，woyebuzhidao，zhishiganggangjiedaoxiaoxi。”
tinglelinguozhongdehualinbingyanyijiarendelianseshunjianbiandecandanwubi，meixiangdaotianditangdebaofulaidezheimekuai，linbingyanmianrusihui，tahaohenziji，henzijiwuyong，wunengweili····，xianzaihaiyaodashangbengaiyigewuguderen。
jiuzaizheishisupengjinjindewozhulelinbingyanbinglengdeshou，dandandeshuodao：“buyongpa·······youwozai！
老公送初恋一套海景房，我提离婚你哭什么
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zuozhe：banlongbanyabanyuren
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女神带球跑后，我成了她高攀不起的资本大佬
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酒店，我撞见她出轨
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