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yuhehuandezheigewentimudexingjiqiang,zheijiaorenshenshangdeshangmingxianshishanhaibuderenzaochengde,tadasuancongtarushou,congerjiefashanhaibudeexing,tongshitayexiangkuaidianzhaodaoeyao,yidiyuechengjiuhuanqulingshi。
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jiaorenjiantamanhuaiqidaidedingzheziji,weiweitaishou,xiexiayixingzi:tiaoguociwen。
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tazhuchunweiqi,huiletalianggezi:“buxing。”
jiaorenlengshimeiyoujichuhuiying,jiusuanyuhehuangaosutayaoshibujieshuwenda,zheigezhenxintiejiuzhaibudiao,yizhiliuzhehuixishetadelingli。
yuhehuanduitaxiaoyilihai,dantahaishibuyuhuiying。
zheigejiaoren,weihehuiduieyaorucizhongqingzhongyi?
jiaorenzhitayihuo,youduitaxiedao:“nikeyuantinggegushi?”
yuhehuanlailexingzhi,meixiangdaotahaishizhiyougushidejiaoren。
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danzailveyisicunhou,jiaorenxiedao:“jiandanshuo,jiushineigeeyaopeibanwoduguolezuinanaodeshiqi,daiwomenchengweipengyou,zaigaosunixiangqing。”
得,好感度不够。
kanlaizijiyaogengjianuli,zaoritupojiaorendefangxian。
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kexi,tameinengbaohuhaoneigeren,neigerenyijingbuzaile。
jiaorendejingli,zaidurangtakandaolewangxideziji。
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zhishirucizheibandexiangsikunjing,lingtayouxieburenzaisuanjita。
dantakeshidaledude,yaoshizijiwugongerfan,neijiuzuzupeilesanwanlingshia。
穷吗?穷。
haiyaojixusuanjitama?yao。
抱歉,灰王子。
yuhehuanshenshou,qingqingjiexiazhenxintie。
jiaorenganjidiwangletayiyan,youxiechulianggezi:xiexie。
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jiushangfazuo,tadelinglijiasuwaisan。
zhengdangyuhehuanxiangyaotitaliaoshangzhishi,tawanshangganyingeyaodeshouhuanhuranliangqi。
yidaojinguangcongzhihuanzhongfeichu,zhizhijiaoren。
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tamingzhijiaorenbingweieyao,danweilenengjihuayujiaorendechongtu,jizijizhizaonengliuzaitashenbiandeliyou,tahaishijuedingduijiaorenchushou。
yuhehuanmouguangzhoubian:“haonigeeyao,yuanlainixianqianyizhizaiyonglingliyanzangeyaoqixi,xianxiebeinipianle。”
tashuozhe,congbaofulimochubishou,cixiangjiaoren。
jiaorenyeshiyijing,taxiayishihaishou,danyixiangdaozijideshiming,tazaijijiangjidaotajianjiagushi,jiangshouzhangshoulongchengkongquan,tingzhizaitajiantou。
dantadebishouqueshishenshencizailejiaorendexinkou,erqieshizaitadejiushangchu。
jiushangzaidubeisilie,jiaorenjincumeixin,fangsitongji。
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tashuangtongweisuo,yuqilveweijiculeyidiandian:“niweihecheli?nibushieyaoma?”
jiaorenqianyiyiji,xindao:zhenshigeshayatoua。
jiaorenjincudemeiyijiumeiyoushuzhankai,tahuanhuanyaoleyaotou,yishuangqingtongweian,fangsizaigaosuta,tabushieyao。
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jihuaganbushangbianhua,taibendiaozheng,taxianzaibixuyaoxianjijiaorenyigehelijieshi。
zijinghuaqinrujiaorenjingmai,jiaorenzaipiankezhihou,lianxuankongdoumeifabaochi,tajisuxiazhuizhidimian。
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“pa”deyisheng,tameilidedaweibazhuizaidishang,dadidengshibeizachushudaoliefeng,fukanjiusiyiduonufangdebianhua。
jinjiezhe,dadidousandou。
jiaorenzhuidihou,daweibawulidiqingbailejiji,jiezhebudongle。
tawuzhexinkoudeshouchuiluo,yanjianmanmanhelong,hunjueguoqu。
jiaorensuiranbei“wushang”,danzheiyibuyebangzhutajinzhanletadejihua。
weilejiangshayatouliuzaizijishenbian,tazheihuierlianzhuangyunzheiyangdezhaoshudouyongshangle。
jiaorenbihelezijidelingmai,lingyuhehuantanbuqingtadeshangshi。
yuhehuanzaitajiancetuisangjijidao:“huiwangzi,niyaoshixingbuguolai,wozhinengxianbanishoujinhululile。”
tashuowancaixiangqihuluyijingbaoxiao,zheihuimeiyoudongxinengshouzheizhizhangweijiaole。
yuhehuandeyusuyoulveweijiajilexie,taqinghuangzhejiaorendejianbang,lianshenghuhuan:“jiaoren,xingxing,nideweibataizhong,wobanbudongni,yaobunibianhuirenxingzaiyun?”
jiaorenmeiyoufanying,siyihunsiguoqu。
yuhehuanliaokaijiaorendeyijin,faxiantaxinkouneichujiushang,dayueshizaizijiyutachujianhou,daoyutadiercixiangfengqianzheiduanshijianzaochengde。
meigexiulianzhe,bulunshirenshiyao,tamendelingqidoubujinxiangtong,jiaorenxinkoudeshanghenchuhaicanliuzhexiexushanhaibudizidelingqi。
zhishiqiguaideshi,zhiminglingqiliuli,haiyouxiexuhaiyaodelingqi。
tashangzaizheigeweizhi,kanlaishanhaibuderenjiyoukenengshichongzhejiaozhulaide。
chuanwenjiaozhubujinyunhanjiaorendabanlingli,gengkexinatiandijinghua,shiwushuxiulianzhemengmeiyiqiudezhibao。
yikejiaozhuzukediqianwankeqitayaowudelingzhu。
yuhehuanxianruchensi,ruoshanhaibuderenzhishiweilediyuedayaoyinggaofen,meibiyaoshaleneinvjiao。
tamenjiyoukenengshidonglesitunjiaozhudezhuyi,beinvjiaokanchuan,nvjiaoweihujiaozhuerwang。
tazhengzuixinsicun,meiyouchajuedaodangtadeshouchupengdaojiaorenjifushi,jiaorentineidelingliyoufashengleyixiebianhua,qieshihaodezhuanbian。
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zheishayatoushuohuayetaigaoxiao,zheiyetaikaoyantadexiaodianle。
weilebimianzijirenbuzhuxiaochusheng,baoluzijizaizhuangyun,jiaorendasuanjieshuzhuangyun。
“是哪吒。”
yigekonglingsuroudenanshengxiangqi。
yuhehuanhuangusizhou,bingmeiyourena。
tajiangmuguangzhuanxiangjiaoren,zhijianjiaorendeyuweibianhuanchengshuangtui,tasidieyibandejieyuweizhanjiji,jiezhehuanhuanzhengkaileyanjing。
yuhehuanweichadao:“gangcaishinizaishuohuama?”
jiaorenshuangshouchengzhedimian,zijizhengzhazhezhanqilai,jiezheqingqing“ng”leyisheng。
嗯?
zheijiaoren,yuanlaibushigeyabaa。
gengqitedeshi,tajingrankeyixiadizouliangbule。
yuhehuanbuzhidaozheishiyinweijiaorenlinglisuoshengwuji,suoyizhichengbulexuankong。
“nimingmingbushiyabayu,weishaxianqianyiyanbufa?”
yuhehuanjiangxinzhongyihuodaochu,jiaorenyouhuifuledazijiaoliumoshi。
taweichuiyanjian,sicunpiankexiedao:wozhongleshufa,yirizhinengshuoliuzi。
chuyanjishaosahuang,tayisahuangjiuhuizuochudichuiyixiayanjiandexiguanxingdongzuo。
tabunengduitayanmingzhenxiang,shiyinweizhenxiangyinzangzhekunzubuweirenzhidemimi。
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六六六啊。
xiongdi,nishiyongshengyinhuanshuangtuidexiaomeinanyuma?
wulunzheijiaorendehuashizhenshijia,doubushizhongdian,yuhehuanyejiumeiyoushenjiu。
yuhehuanshuangshouyitan:“xiongdiniyingle,xiaomeirenyuhaiyouhuiguniangdegushibeinichenggongfanpai。”
“yuanbenwohaidanxinadishiquqinzihuichengshoubuzhu,xianzaikanlaishiwoduolvle,adihaiyouxinqingzaizheiliyurenleinvzitanxiaofengsheng,zhenbuzhigaishuonijianqianghaishiwuxuewulei?”
yigejianxisihudenvshenglingkongchuanlai。
yizhenlingqiliulveguo,guoxiezheyigenvyuyaoxuanfuzaibankong。
neiyuyaoderongmaokenengsuanshishangcheng,danshimeiyujianjintouzhesuanji,banfengaoyadoumeiyou。
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xiyunbushijiaoren,zhishibangqiaojingyizhi,shitaizifeiheqianfushengde。
“是你伤我阿姐?”
jiaorenxiangqizaiajiezhimingshangchutanchadaoyuyaolingqi,tamouguangzhouli,xunjitaishouxiedao。
xiyunyankouyixiao,yongzanglansehuafuguangxiuqingdangzhuzhuchun。
taxiaogoule,dadao:“bushishang,shisha。woyuhuanyuegeshanhaibulianshou,shaleniajie。zenme,niganshalewo,tiniajiebaochouma?nibugan。”
tashuozhe,muguanghaishibushidisaoxiangtadexinkou。
zhongsuozhouzhi,jiaozhuzailiangzhongqingkuangxiahuilikaijiaorendeshenti:yishijiaorenxinganqingyuanjiaochu,ershijiaorendongleshanian,baohuzhejiaozhudelinglijiuhuizhujianxiaomi。
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nanguaizheizhilingliyuanbujijiaorendebangqiaojing,nengshangdaojiaoren。
jiaorenxinkouchudehaiyaolingqi,zhengshichuzizheizhibangqiaojing。
yuhehuanchushengtixingdao:“qiemodongshanian,tashichongnijiaozhulaide。”
xiyunwushenglengxiao,jiezheliangchuyugujian,chaoliangrenpilai。
tadelinglipanshangjianren,dengshizhengduanjianrenbeidianguangpiliguoxie。
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kanlaitamenhaixianyijiediqi,doushihuihunshenteng。
jiuzheimeyizhayandegongfu,xiyunjiubeidadedaodituxue。
yuhehuanxiangjiaorentouquxianmudemuguang。
tajiushitaxiangyaochengweiderena,linweibuju、wenrouerqiangda。
zhikexi,tadeyuyinzishubeisheleshangxian。
zheidadijiushiyuwuwanyuba。
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