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“qichuanglemeiyou，nibushishuojintianyaoquxuexiaoma？”
“起了起了。”
menwaichuanlailao***shengyin，mominglianmanghuileyisheng，chuanyifuchuquxilianshuaya，ranhouchiwanlaomazhuhaodemiantiaozhihou，beizhezhuanghaotongzhideshubaojiunazhemeimeidiandongchedeyaochichumenle。
jintianbayuesanshiyihaole，xuexiaoyouguotongzhi，jintianshiyaolaikanfenbande，tangxitongyangyeshijintianlaikanfenban，suoyizuotianmomingwenguotayaobuyaozijiqidiandongchequjieta。
chuhuyiliaodebeijujuele。
liyouhaoxiangshitadeyeyenainaizhiyilaisongtaquxuexiao，suoyitangxiyemeiyoubanfa。
suiranbuyongqusongtangxi，danshiduifangyeshuolefangxuedeshihoukeyiyiqichuquwan，suoyimomingjiuhaishiqizhediandongchequxuexiaole。
hualeshijifenzhongkaidiandongchelaidaoxuexiao，badiandongchefangzaixiaowaiguidingdetingchechuhou，momingjiuxiangzhexiaomenzouqu。
meizouduoyuan，turanjianbangbeirendaleyixia，huitouwangguoqu，shizijishanggexueqidetongbantongxuezhoubo，suanshizijizaizheixuexiaoguanxihaibucuodepengyou。
“你又胖了。”
“jiangjinlianggeyuemeijian，nidiyijuhuajiushizheigema？”zhouboxiaoleqilai，lidaobudadewangmomingshenshangchuileyixia。
qishitakanqilaiqishibusuanhenpang，zhibuguoshiweipangeryi，danshitaquebuzhidaoweishenmeyouxiezaiyizijidetizhong，hezijifaguolaosao，suoyimomingyoushihuinatazheidianlaikaikaiwanxiao。
tayeshizijizaixuexiaorenshiderenli，piqizuihaodeyigele，pingshishuohuayeshiheheqiqide，jiusuanbeikaiwanxiaoyezhishiyixiaoerguo，congmeijiantaherenhongguolian。
“jintianhuibuhuiyaoziwojieshao？”zhoubowendao
“yinggaibu.....yeshuobuzhuna，gaoyishangcedeshihoulaobanyeyaowomenyigerenyigerendezhanqilaiziwojieshao。”momingxiangdaogaoyishidebanzhuren，tajiushiyikaixuejiuyaosuoyoutongxuelaiyiciziwojieshao。
xinbanzhurenyebuzhidaoshishei，suoyiyebuquedinghuibuhuizheimezuo。
“haomafan，haiyaoxiangzenmeziwojieshaoa。”
“bushihenjiandanma？wojiaonizenmekuaisurangdajiajizhuni。”
“什么办法？”
“zhanqilaibuguanqitahualihushaode，jiuxianlaiyijujingdiandekaichangbai，‘bushiwozhenduishei，ershizaizuodegeweidoushilaji！’baozhengdajiadounengduiniyinxiangshenke。”
“我会挨打死吧。”
“fangxin，bijingshipengyou，wobuhuiyanzhengzhengdekanzheniaidade。”
“你会闭上眼睛？”
“真聪明。”
liangrenyibianchepiyibianxiangzhexuexiaozouqu，zoudaoyiban，momingyanjingyidun，kanjianleyuanchugonggaoqiangxiadehuijuqilaidedaliangrenqun，wendao。
“neibianneiqunrenyinggaibushiwomenzheigenianjideba。”
“yinggaibushiba，haiyouzheimeduodarenzai，yinggaishigaoyixinshengde，e，nikanneikuaiban，xieyoule，gaoyifenbanmingdanzaigonggaoqiang，womengaoerdemingdanzaijiaoxuelouneibian。”
“嗯。”
momingxiangleyixia，shuodao：“woqugaoyineikankan，nixianzouba。”
“a，neiliyoushenmehaokande？”
“bushi，woyougepengyoudugaoyi，woqukankantazainageban？”
“yaobuwopeiniyiqiquba，fanzhengtongzhishiwushifendaoxuexiao，xianzaiyecaisanshijifeneryi。”
“buyongle，wozhishikankanjiuzoule，nixianqukanwomennianjidefenbanba。”
“neiyexing，woxianzoule。”
“嗯。”
hezhoubofenkai，momingbianpaodaobugaobanxiakan，gaoyidefenbantongzhidoushizhizhide，tiezaixiaomenkoudegonggaoqiangxia，xueshengxiangyaozhidaozijidebanjishinage，zhinengyigegedequzhao。
momingdeyunqihaisuanbucuo，chenggongjijinrenqunzhonghou，zaikandiergebanjimingdanshi，kanjianletangxidemingzi。
高一(10)班。
batajixiazhihou，momingyoufeilidejichulerenqun，ranhouzaizhouweikanlekan，quemeiyoukanjiantangxideshenying，youkanleyixiashoujideshijian，yijingyousishifenle，meibanfazhijiexiangjiaoxuelouneilizouqu。
daolejiaoxuelouneili，zhaoyangshihunluanyipian，gaoerxueshengweilexunzhaozijidebanji，yedaochuqugegetiezaiqiangshangdebanjimingdanneilijizhekan。
hejigeguanxihaitinghaodetongxuedalezhaohu，xianliaolejiju，momingbianquzhaozijidebanji，ranerkanlesangebandemingdandoumeikanjianzijidemingzi。
haishizhoubohanzhuleziji，shuozijihetashiyigebande，momingcaicongrenqunzhongtuixialai。
“那个班？”
“九班。”
“shima。”momingxiaolexiao，wendao：“mingdanzainali，woqukankanhaiyoumeiyourendederen。”
“jiushiguaijiaodeneizhang。”
“我去看看。”
mominglaidaoguaijiaonali，kanzheshangmiandemingdanguoranzhaodaolezijidemingzi，ranhoukanlekanqitarendemingzi，faxianzijirenshiderenqueshibuduo，zhiyushanggexueqibanlidetongxue，wandelaide，xianzaiyeshitongyigebandeyejiuzhiyouzhouboyiren。
“你还看吗？”
momingzhuantouwenleyixiazhoubo，zhoubohenkuaideyihuidaomomingdeyisi，zhijieshuodao。
“bule，zhijiequbanli？”
“ng，nizhidaozaineigeweizhibu？”momingwendao。
“wojidegaoerdejiaoshihaoxiangyaoshangsanlou，ranhouguoreshuichi，daochepengpangbiandeneidongjiaoxuelouneili，shunzhezouxiaquzhaojiuxingle。”
“hao，neiwogenzhenizou。”
mominggenzhezhoubohenkuaizhaodaolebanjisuozai，ranhouzoulejinqu，banshangxianzaidaoderenyetingduode，douyoushijigele，ranhouliangrenzhuyidaoleheibanshangdedazi。
“anjiangtaishangdezuoweibiaojiuzuo。”
momingshangjiangtaikanlekan，zhoubodezuoweizaidiyizudiyizhuodezuiwaibian，erzijijiulitayouxieyuanle，shizuozaidisanzudedaoshudierpaidezhongjian，tongzhuodemingzishiwanghaohelinyixue。
zheigexuexiaojianzaodeshihou，youyulianggexiangliandejiaoxueloudeguigeyouxiebutong，suoyijiaoshidebujuyebutong，gaoyineibianjiaoxueloudejiaoshibijiaokuanda，jibencaiyongzuipubiandeliangrenyizhuo，ergaoergaosandezuowei，yinweijiaoshimianjibianshao，renshuyoumeibianhua，suoyizhinengzaizuoweidefangshishangzuodiaozheng，youxiebanjishisanrenyizhuo，ranhoufensanzu，eryouxiebanlihaishiheyuanlaiyiyang。
“woqubuxiajue，taijiumeiyouqizheimezaole。”momingshuodao
zhoubodianlediantou，ranhouturanxiangdaoleshenme，xunwendao：“e，duile，zhongwuquchiyicanbu？heachuangtamenjigeyiqi。”
momingyaoleyaotoushuodao：“jintianhaishisuanle，kenengyoushi，xiaciwoyidingqu。”
“neixing，wodaoshihouhetamenshuo。”
“neiwoxianhuizuoweile。”
momingdalegehaqian，ranhouyouxiejingshenbuzhendexiangdaozijidezuoweiqian，nachusuishendaidezhijinshileshishui，peiheganzhijincaganjingshangmiandehuichenhou，jiupaleshangqu，momingdequeshiyouxiekunle，shujiashibushijiuaodaoersandian，youshishenzhiaodaozaoshangqidian，zheijitianfashengdeshiyeduolexie，chulezuotianzijiwanshangdoumeihaohaodezhengchangshuiyijue。
“jiaoshidezuoweiguoranyouzhishimiandexiaoguo。”
duixuexidebuganxingqurangmomingduiyuzaijiaoshishuijuezheijianshigewaideshanzhang，jihupaxiameiguoduojiu，kunyijiuyongshanglexintou，danhaimeidengmomingdeyishichenshuixiaqu，koudaideshoujituranzhendongleqilai。
banmibanhudetaochulaikanlekan，shigedianhua，mingzi.......
momingkanjianshangmiandetangxilianggezi，jingshendunshiqingxingleqilai，kanleyixiazhouweilaidetongxuesuiranyouduolejige，danlaoshihaimeilai，likejiujieledianhua。
“喂？”
“xiaoming～～”tangxiqinnidetiantianshengyinchuanruleerzhong。
“嗯，怎么了？”
“nidaoxuexiaolemeiyou？”
“到了。”
“你是几班的啊？”
“高二（9）班。”
“zhidaole。”tangxishuowanhouyuqidichenleyixie，shuodao：“xuexiaohaowuliaoa。”
“shima？nihetongxueliaoliaotianjiubuwuliaolea。”
“caibuyao，tamendouhaoexin，kanzhejiufan。”
“.......”mominglengleyixia，youxiebuquedingdewendao：“nixianzaizaijiaoshilimian？”
“zaia，woyijingzuozaizuoweishangle。”
“neinibieshuozheizhonghuaa，beirentingjianleniyaozenmebana。”
“什么怎么办？”
“nihuijiaobudaopengyoude。”
“doushuobuxuyaole，wozhiyaoyouxiaomingjiuxingle。”
momingyouxielijiebamajianzijicongmeichumenhepengyouquwandedanxinle。
“pengyouhaishiyaojiaode，burannibeibanjipaichizaiwaidehua，rongyibeirenqifude。”
“qifu？tamenyoudabuguowo。”
“yeshia......”
buzhidaoyaozenmequanxiaqule，bijinglianzijidoudabuguota，zheigexuexiaoyinggaibucunzaikeyiqifutangxiderenba。
“neiwomenzhongwuquneili？zuowannibushishuoyaodaiwochuquwanma？”tangxiwendao。
“xianquchidiandongxiba，ranhou......ng，nixiangquguiwuma，shilizuijinxinkaileyijia，tingshuotinghaowande。”
“不想，我怕鬼。”
“......”nishaqineixiexiaoguishikemeiyouyidianhaipaa。
“neiyaobuqukandianying？qishiyouleyuanbenlaiyekeyide，buguozaijiaoquneibian，fangxuehouzaiqudehuajiutaiwanle。”
“也行。”
“neijiuqukandianyingle？”
“嗯。”
liangrenyousuibianliaoleyihui，bujiuhoutangxibanshanglailelaoshi，suoyiliangrenjiuguaduandianhuale。
momingjiangshoujifanghuilekoudaili，suihouganjuedaoleweiweidelengyi，shixianxiayishiwangpangbiankanleguoqu，eryucitongshizijideerbianyexiangqileyidaoqinglengdeshengyin。
“keyirangyixiama？wodezuoweizailimian。”
shixianzhong，yanzhibuxiayutangxi，shenzhijirenganjuehaiyaochaochuyixiedemeilishaonvyingruyanzhong。
tabaizheleyizhangmianwubiaoqingdebingshanlian，ruilihanlengdemeimou，chusedewaibiaojiashangbingshanbandeweiyanjirenyizhongwuxingdeyapogan，kanshangquxiandegewaidegaolenghekepa。
“请进请进。”
buzhidaoshibushicuojue，zaiduifangneichenzhongdeyapoganzhixia，momingganjuezijishenzixiayishidezhandouleyixia，xinlibinglenglengde，lianmangqishenrangdao，yuqishifenkeqideshuodao。
“谢了。”
duifanggangxiangjinqu，danhaoxiangyouxiangdaoleshenme，jiuduizhemomingziwojieshaodao：“wojiaolinyixue。”
“a，e，wo，wojiaomoming。”
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