《likaini,cainengyouxinshenghuo》shidashenzaiyuanchuangdeduanpianyanqingleixingxiaoshuo, qiaowanyanshenyancishi《likaini,cainengyouxinshenghuo》dezhujiao,xiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:zheidongfangzi,shiwoheshenyancihunqianmaide,bushihenda,danchengzaizhewoheshenyancizhijiandehuiyi。yiqianmeitonggaodeshihou,womenjingchangwozaizheigefangzilidayouxizhui……
zhouweijingtanshengsiqi,sishimeinengxiangdaowojingranhuizaijiemushanggongkailianqing。
shenyancidemiansechenlexialai,shouzhongdebeizizhijiebeitaniebianlexing。
taxiangshuoshenme,danzuozaitashenpang,yilianmingmeidebaichuchuzhabaqileyanjingqiangxianwendao:
「wae,qiaolaoshizangdezhenshena!ruobushizheicizhenxinhuadamaoxianshule,shibushiyizhidasuanmanzhewomena?」
zheishiyidangzhibozongyi,baichuchudehuashunjianzaizhibojianlijiqilelangchao。
【qiaowanyandefensikezhencana!zhengzhupaoqinimentanlianailou!】
【xixi,haishiwomenchuchuhao,zhuanzhushiye,youshangjinxin!nanrenqingwukaobian!】
【??womenzenmemeijuedewomencan?xiaoyanshiyanyuan,kaoyanjizhengfuwomen,jiangyijingnaledamanguan,tanlianaizenmele?xiangfanmouchu,xianzaihaimeihunchugeshenmemingtang!】
【zaishuolewomenjiayanyanzaoshuoguo,shijiandaole,tahuizhaoduixiangde。】
woweiweixiaolexiao:「zangdeshenwoyeshizhengfang。」
qianshi,woyizhiyiweibaichuchubuzhidaoshenyancihewodeguanxi,tayeshibeipiandeneifang。
kezhidaowolinsiqian,baichuchulaiwomianqianxuanyaoshenyanciduitadechongai,wocaizhidao,tacongyikaishijiuqingchu。
baichuchumiansebianlebian,danqitadejiemujiabinmeiyouzhuyidao,ershifenfenhaoqidechaowokaikou:
「qiaojie,shisheiya!youzhaopiannengjiwomenkankanma?」
「quanwairen,nengpeideshangwomenqiaojiede,wotaihaoqile!」
woxiaolexiao:「tabutaixianglulian,yihouyoujihuijieshaonimenrenshi。」
wohuayinganggangluoxia,jiutingyidaochixiaoshengxiangleqilai。
baichuchutiaomei,yandidaizhetiaoxindekanxiangwo:
「qiaolaoshi,gaibuhuiyagenjiumeizheihaoren,shinihuluanbiandeba!bijingninianjiyebuxiaole,yaoshishenbianhaimeigezhixinren,shuochuquyetingdiurende。nishuoshibushiyashenyingdi?」
baichuchuchaozheshenyancizhabazheyanjing,qiaopidetuletushetou。
woniejinlequantou,xiayimiaojiutingshenyancifeichangpeihede「ng」leyisheng。
baichuchuxiaodegengkaixinle。
我心底自嘲。
jiuzaiganggang,wohaizaiqidaizheshenme。
嘉宾们打着圆场:
「qiaolaoshibieshengqi,chuchuzuihuikaiwanxiaole!」
「zheishiqiaolaoshidesishi,womenyebugaiduowende。」
wogangxiangkaikoushuohua,jiutingyidaonanshengcongmenkouxiangleqilai:
「qingwen,yanyanzaizheima?wolaijietaxiaban。」
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