qihuanxiaoshuo《likezhuangyuannanzhui？woshoudaoqinlai》youwenrouwenrenjingxinbianxie。zhujiaosangyouzhouyanzaiyigeshenmideshijiezhongzhankaileyiduanqimiaodemaoxianzhilv。gushiqingjiekourenxinxian，lingrenjingtanbuyi。zheibenshuchongmanlemolihexiangxiangli，bidingnenggouyinqiduzhedegongming。zhouyanchishengdao：“shengengbanyebushuijuechuqudalanqiu，lingchensandianchonglengshuizao，youdianjiepichonglebuzhiyibian，xiwanhouyesemangmang……
qishizaizheizhiqianliangrendeguanxishuobushanghao，sangyoubuzenmegentajianghua，tazijiyebushijiantandexingzi。jiazhangbuzaijiashi，liangrenjibendoushigegangede，hubuganrao。
buguoziconggaozhongjunxunhuilai，tamingxianganjuesangyoubiandebutaiyiyang，danyoushuobuchunalibuyiyang。
gedakechengjizailiangtianhouchulaile，congwangshangchadaochengjideneiyishunjian，sangyoujiuyuandijianjiao，kuaisujietufajizhouyan。
sangyou：xuezhang!xuezhang!kanwodechengjitiao!
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zongfen1050，tacai895，haoxiangshibuzenmegao，dansangyoucongyikaishijiumeixiangzheyibudengtian，muqiangaoyidekaoshiyoufeichangxianmingdetese——zhishidiandanyixisuiqiewadechengdushen。
zheigengaosanmonijuanjigaokaojuanyouzhehendadebutong，qianliangniandesuoyouxuexidouzaiweizuihouyiniandajichu。tamuqiandexuexijihuazheyanquanju，jiangjiuzhishitixiyudakuangjia，henduoxiweizhichuyanjiudebingbutouche，meibanfayibudaowei，zhinengzaiwanghoudexuexizhongbuduanchaquebulou。
suoyisangyouduizheicidechengjihaisuanmanyi。
gensangluochuideniubiyeshichuichuieryi。
chengjiyichu，zhiyouxueshengzuchengdequnliaojiurenaoleqilai，zheigequnmeiyoulaoshi，pingrilitongxuemenhuifabiaotucao、faxieqingxu、liaobagua、fenxiangjianwen。
——womenbanzheicipingjunfenhaogao!wotian!gedakedouhaogao!
——wocao!wogenbenbuganxiangxin，zhengzhipingjunfenjuran78!
——haiyouyingyu!zenmehuiyourenkeguantizhikoulesansifen，zuowenquezhideleqibafen?
——haolehaole，zheicichengjimeishenmecankaoxing，wotingbiebandetongxueshuoyouhenduorenzuobi。tamenbanyixuezhazhijiechongdaolebanjiqianlie，qiaozhedoujia。
——tamenzenmeganzuobizuoderucixiaozhang?chengjifuduzheimeda，zheibuyinrenhuaiyima?
——不懂不懂。
——……
sangyoudazhisaoleyiyanqunliaoxiaoxijiutuilechuqu。
第一节课是语文课。
yuwenlaoshizaidiyizhangpptlielechengjiyouyidetongxue，kaishibiaoyang：“zanbanzhengtilaishuohenkeyi，pingjunfenweiliepingxingbandiyi，tingzhengqide。zhezhongbiaoyangyixiasangyou，137fen，yuwendankezhuangyuan，yujifenhengao，60fendezuowennale56fen，xiedehenhaoa，zuowenbuxingdetongxuezhaojihuiqujielaikankan，yinggaihuiyouhendadeshouhuo。”
sangyouzaipingmuqiankaixindeqiaoqileweiba。
jiexialaidemeiyitangke，gekeqianshidouchuxianlesangyoudemingzi，likemianqiangjijinqianshi，wenkeyaoyaolingxian。yincitashiwuyongzhiyidebanyi。
wanshangtajiangchengjitiaojisangbasangmakan，buchuyiliaodeshoudaolebiaoyang。
“keyia，zheicikaozheimegao。”
sangyoudeyuqihenqianxu，shuochudehuaqueshiyidianyebuqianxu：“bugaobugao，xiacihainenggenggao!”
sangluoturanmaochuyiju：“yibaiwushifenshishijuandeshangxian，bushitadeshangxian。”
“……”
jianbamadoukaixin，sangyouturanyongshangyiguzihaogan，shuolaiqiguai，qudechengjiushitaneixinshikaixinde，kaixinzijidenulidedaohuibao，buguobingmeiyoutebieqiangdeqingtuyu，shuolaishuoqu，jiuneimeyihuishi——nulile，dedaole。
buguodangqinjinderenyincigandaogaoxingshi，zaixiaodechengjitadouhuidiediebuxiudechuixuzijihaolihai，gewaichoupi。
zheizhongchoupizaikandaozhouyanfadexiaoxishigengjiayanzhong。
周砚：很厉害。
sangyou：neishi，yebuqiaoqiaowoshishei，wokeshiyaotiaojidaogaosanzuonilinjude!
sangyou：buguozheizhishigangkaishi，xuezhangxinwo，xiacihuigenghao。
zhouyan：xiangxinni，jiayou。
duanduanwugezizhijiejiangsangyoupengshangyunduan，zuotidoubeieryoujinger!jingshenkangfenshuatidaolingchenliangdian，getianqilaishangwangke，taganjuezijiyaoshengtian。
dakaishoujimimihuhudawanka，jiujiansixinbaopeng，kanqingxiaoxineironghou，sangyouwanquanqingxingle。
zuiduodexiaoxilaizininglie。
——youyou!yourenzaoyaonizuobi!
——woqu，jianzhishijianbudebierenhao，luankoushipenzi，nibiedangzhenha。
——madeyaoshirangwodaizhezaoyaozhe，kanlaozibumasita!
——……
chuleninglie，haiyouyangqinning，yuhaodengpingshiwandebijiaohaoderenfalaisixin。
sangyoukanwanmeidanghuishi，shenzhengbupayingziwai。
sangyouzirenzijipiqisuanhao，suiranjingchangfafeng，danbenzhihaishiyigeqingxuwendingderen，waijiedecaiyiyueyizhiyaomeiyoumingquegongjidaotashenshang，meiyouduitadeshenghuochanshengyingxiang，tajibendounengzhizhibuli，yixiaoerguo。
paoquwaijieganrao，sangyouzhongxintouruxinyilundexuexi。
yiqingfengbohuanhelebushao，hesuanquehaizaijixu，yitianxiawutahesangluoquzuohesuan，jintianxiedejuanzishiyingyu，chuqutinglihezuowen，taqialesishifenzhongdebiao。
shezhiwanjiujiangshoujirengjisangluo：“bangwokanzhedianshijian，shunbianbangwodingzhebanjiqun，youshenmetongzhigenwoshuo，yaoshiketangdakajiubangwoqiangedao。”
“xing。”sangluojieguoshouji，“mima。”
“六个六。”
sangluozhanzhijitadangzhuoban，tongshihuakaishoujibangtakanbanjiqun，banjitongzhiqunlimeishenmetongzhi，zhiyoujitiaoketanglianjie。tafanhuikanxiayigequnliao，liankanlejige，doumeizhaozhezhongyaoxinxi。
youdianjinyige，jiujianxiaoxijieerliansandemao，yikanjiubushishenmezhengguiqun，sangluozhengzhunbeituichuqu，buzhuodaoshuxideziyanhou，cuzhemeijiangliaotianjiluwangshangfan。
dadishizaishuozheiciyuekaohenduorenzuobi，dasikuotangebibandeyixuezhachongshangbanjiqianlie，jinjiezhehuafengyizhuan，shuozanbanyeyouyige。
——咱班有谁啊?
——?wozenmemeitingshuowomenbanyou?
——banyibei，takelihaile，neifenshurengjinkejibandoushiyoumingcide。
——tazuobile?woqu，wojiushuozheifenerzenmezheimegao。
——zenmegande，zheimemingxian?
——laoshishuo，wochaleyipianyingyuyuedu，buguodoumeiganzheimemingxian。
——neiqueshi，tabushidingxiangjinlaidema?
——……
houbianjiushilianchuandebiaoqingbao。
gangkaishikanshi，sangluohaibutaiqueding，zhidaokandaoneige‘banyi’‘dingxiang’，tacaiquedingqunliaolishuoderenshisangyou，tuichuqunliao，jiudanchuliangtiaoxiaoxi。
ninglie：made，neiqunrenyouzaipenshi!
ninglie：youyou，zanmenzheizhendebunengrang!
完全确定了。
sangluoenmieshoujipingmu，shuo：“meishenmezhongyaotongzhi，dakashijianyehaimeidao。”
“haohaohao，nibieshuohua。”
takanqilaimeishoudaoyingxiang，sangluobuzhidaotashiwushilehaobuzaihu，haishiyinrenzheyiyanbufa，buguokeyiquedingdeshi，tameifaguosheng，caihuidaozhiyigeyouzhedangshirendequnliaolichuxianyilundihuidangshirendexiaoxi。
tamenhaobubihui，tamenmingmuzhangdandecaiyi。
huoxushiguyirangsangyoukandao，huoxushizhidaosangyoubuhuikandao，youhuozheshizhidaosangyoukandaoleyebuhuishuoshenme。
sangluojianjianchenleyan，dengsangyouxiewanshoulejuanzi，tacaimaochuyiju：“niyejiuwoliheng。”
“?”
sangyoumeidong，zhengyaowen，jieguoganghaopaidaozuohesuan，huatouyejiuzhizhule。
wangkeshangleliangzhou，fanxiaoneitianzhenglilelianggexinglixiang，jibendoushikeben，tebiechen。sangluosongtaqudexuexiao，tanbushangsong，zhuyaojiushidanggegongjuren——tuoxiangzide。
yinweiyiqingyuanyin，wairenjibenmeifajinxuexiao，sangluozhisongdaolemenkou。
linzoushi，sangluoyuyanyouzhi，zuizhongdao：“shouqifuleyaogenbamashuo，yekeyigenwoshuo。”
“?”
sangyoubudongxiaolaodizenmehuiduanchuyifulaodagedezitai，tayilianjingti：“turanzheimetiexin，shibushizuoleshenmeduibuqiwodeshi?susuzhaolai，raonibusi!”
“……”
sangluomuzhelian：“shangxuequbani。”
sangyouyishouyigexinglixiangtuizhejinlexiaomen：“nikuaihuiquba，lushangxiaoxin，daojialefagexiaoxi!”
tuizhexinglixiangzoulejibu，sangyouturanfaxianxiaolaodihaitingweida，gangcaituozhezheimezhongdexiangzilengshikanbuchuyidianmianqiang。zhongjiubushuole，zheixiangzihaifangxiangganshiling，jingchangpaopian，tazhinengshoujiaobingyong，shoubakong，jiaoweidiao。
shangloutijiushiyidazainanxianchang，tatuozheyigexinglixiangzhunbeihengchihengchishangloushi，chajuebianshangyourenkaojin，piantouyikan，zhikandaoxiongkoumeikandaoren。
?
shenmerena?zhangzheimegaoganshenme?
tadeshixianhuanhuanshangyi，kanlejimiaocaifanyingguolai，yuanlaishiyimijiu，batazhuangjinyiwushideneige，jutimingzibutaijidele。
yimijiuditoukanzheta，turanyikaishixian，wen：“wobangniba。”
sangyouyouyuleyixia，youqingtixing：“keneng，youdianzhong。”
yimijiu：“meiguanxi……”
tashangshou，ranhou，huamianjingzhi。
liangrenduishi，jingmojimiaohou，sangyoubutaiquedingdewen：“buzouma?”
“……”
bushizoubuzoudewenti，shigenbentibuqilai!
daizhekouzhaokanbuqinglian，dansangyoukandaotadeerduoquanhongle。
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