shifenjuyoukandiandeyibenshuangwen《liulingguafudaisawa，moshibailianshoupolan》，leishuyuchuanyuejiakongticai，zhurengongshianduolinjie，xiaoshuoyuanchuangzuozhejiaozuoshaitaiyangdexiaowanzi。gushineirongfengfuduoyang，chongmanjingxiyuciji。anduoyouxiexinlei，zhidaozheihaiziepale，suoxingyebuguanta，renyoutamanghuo。yinweitazaibuyuanchufaxianleyizhiganbayeji。suishuoganba，keneishiroua……
“zaidadadeshulinlimianzhaoyazhaoyazhao，zhaoduoduoderourouzhanghouhoudebiao。”
heihei，zheixiaolajixitonghaishiyoudianyongde，shuoshiyoujiazhidelajihuishou，kedaotoulaishadouyao。
zheiyilutaliyongsaomiaoyankemailebushaodongxi。
嘶~
zheigouxitonghuibuhuishibadijiashouzijidedongxigaojiamaijibieren？
feipinhuishoubujiuzheiyanggan，shouhuiquzaimaizhuangechajia。
zaishuoxitongzheidongxitouzhexuanhuan，biruneijiaoyixitongbujiushikeyihebiedeweimianjiaoyi？
nanbuchenggangbengyeshibashouzoudedongxifanxinfanxinmaijibiedeweimian？
danzijimaijitadepoyifupogangdesheihuiyaoni？
zhaojihuiyaotaoyixiagangbengdehua，shuobuzhunnengyouxinfaxian。
yilushangxiangzheshiqing，ketadeshouyemeiting，liyongsaomiaoyanzhaodaobushaochidedongxi。zheixietadoumeiyoumai，ershiquanbushoujinbeibaozhong。
xianzaishayouchishizhiqiana。
shanshangdexiaoxisuishuoshuiweixiajiangdelihai，danhaishiyouyixieshui，anduohainengkandaoyouyueryouguo。
naohaizhonglimashanguosuancaiyu，kaoyu，malayu，hongshaoyugezhongcaipu。
yongjingshenlikongzhizhejitiaodayuchaozhezijizheibianyouguolai，ranhousuishoucheleyigenjingjibayuchuanqilaishoujinbeibao。
zheicaiyanzhexiaoxijixuwanglizou。
“咩~”
anduojingshenyizhen，lianshangbumanxise，limashunzheshengxiangqiaoqiaomosuozhewangqianzouqu。
jiuzaibuyuanchudexiaoxibianyouqizhiyeshanyangzhengzaiheshuichicao，yifuyouxiandeyangzi。
kanzhetamenyouzaimeihaodeyangzi，anduoyanzhuzidoubiandexinghong，kouzhongjinyebutingdifenmi，kaoquanyang，tayaochikaoquanyang，xiaokaochuan，tayaochixiaokaochuan。
sidasanxiao，yijiayangjiuyaozhengzhengqiqi。
“xiaoyangsuxiwolaila。”
“linghunzhizi，jiaoji~”
weisuodejianxiaoyisheng，anduomolebabucunzaidekoushui，jiuchaozhemiemiemiedeyangyangmenshenchuemozhishou。
sihuganjuedaoweixian，yeshanyangfachujicudemiemiesheng，huangluandejiuxiangtaopao，jieguobeianduokongzhizhejiangyingzhetizichaoxiangfandefangxiangzoulai。
“guaibaobao，kuaikuaidaolangwaipodezuililai。”
lingyibianlinjiecongconghuidaojia，fangxiabeiloujiujicongcongdechumenyiluxiaopaozhequleanjia。
tayijingbujideshangcichiroushishenmeshihou。xiangdaodengxianengchirouhunshenjiuxiangshidalejixuesidechongmanleliliang。
“外婆，外婆。”
anmutingdaolinjiejiaojidehansheng，xinyiti，ganmangfuzheqiangjiukuaibuwangwaizou，lianshangmanshijiaoji。
“jiewa，shibushijialichushashile？niniangni？”
linjieyigedachuanqi，youpashuohuarangbierentinglequ，paoshangqianfuzhezijiwaipojiuwangwaizou。
“waipo，nixianquwojia。”
zheixiaanmugenghuang，yiweizhenshichuleshenmeshi，benlaiwulideshentiyebuyonglinjiefu，zhijiexiaopaoqilai。
linjiebeianmudecaozuoheleyitiao，kuaibuzhuishangqufuzhuwaipo。
“waipo，nibieji。jialimeichushi。”
anmutiqideqishunjianxielexialai，shenzihaihuanglehuang。zheihaizishuohuabushuoqingchuzhenshibatahedegouqiang。
“meichushinizheshajini？”
linjiezuoyouqiaoqiao，jiansixiawurenzheicaiyadishengyinzaianmuerbianshuoleyigezi，“rou。”
anmuxinsiyizhuan，nanbuchengshinvxusongrouhuilaila？
“快走。”
zheixiedeqiyoutileqilai，xiaojiaofeikuaidewangguinvjiazou。
dengdaolelinjiacaifaxianguinvbuzai。
“杰娃，你娘呢？”
“niangzaishanshang，rangwoxianhuilai。”
shawanyi？guinvshangshanla？neishanshangdoubeihaotule，guinvhainengzhaodaochidebucheng？
“neinihanwolaishinongsha？”
linjiebadamenguanhao，lazheanmujinlechufang。
“waipo，woniangzaishanshangzhuadaoyejiheyetu，woniangshuorangnizaizheijizuochulai。”
muguangsuizhelinjieyidong，zuihouluozaitatitizhedebeiloushang，dangkanqinglimiandedongxianmujingdemudengkoudai，zhanzheshengbukezhixindewenlinjie。
“niniangdade？niniangjinshenshanle？”
linjiepahedaowaipoganmangbaishou。
“meiyou，jiuzaifenjiexianbianshangdadaode。waiponibieji，woniangkelihaile，zheiyejiyetukandaowoniangjiugenshaziside，paodaowoniangtuibiantuiyidengjiuhunsiguoqu。woniangshuozheishiwodiejitadebenshi，zhiyaoshidongwukandaotajiumihutinghuadehen。”
anmuziranyezhidaozheishi，kezheimeiyouqinyansuojianzenmedoubukenengfangxin。neikeshishenshana，shiyaosirende。tanalihaizuodezhu。
“jiewa，nikuaiqujialihannisangejiujiuguolai。rangtamenkuaidian。”
jianwaipoliansebuhao，linjieyebugandange，zhuanshenjiuwangwaipao。
anjiasanxiongditingdaolaonianghanziji，neishiyisibugandaiman，jicongcongjiugenzhelinjiehuilai。
zhishitingdaolaoniangrangtamenjinshenshanqu**，neishishuangtuidoudexiangshikailezhendongmoshiludouzoubuzhi。
neikeshishenshana，buyaoshuoxianzai，jiushiyiqianchibaoyouliqideshihou，neijinquyeshiyeshoudulideyikuairou，genghekuangshixianzaizheihunshenwuli，taomingdoupaobudongdeshihou。
youjideduonianqianneicanliexuexingdechangmian。
xiangxiangzijichangziliuyidideyangzijiurenbuzhuxiangniao。
zhishilaoniangdehuatamenbuganbuting，genghekuangshanshanghaiyoutamendexiaomei。
这一趟必去无疑。
suoyisanxiongdiduishiyiyan，douyifukangkaifusideyingyongmoyang，huxiangchanfuzhejiushangleshan。
“da......dage，wozheituihaoxiangyoutazijidexiangfa，genbenbushoukongzhi。”
anlaosanneixinkujiji，tapaa。
neishanshangdeyeshoudouefengle，kandaotahaibushiyikoujiutunjindu，mingtianzijijiubianchengyituodafenziyangdadi。
jiusuanshisitayexiangsidetimianyidian。
咕嘟~
anlaodayanlekoukoushui，xianganfudidiyijusheizhiyizhangzuiyeshengyinfazhan。
“谁不怕？”
kenengshiganjuezijizuoweilaodazheiyangyouxiediulian，taishoujizijilaiyibazhang，xinzhonganmazijimeichuxi。xiaomeiyigenvrendouganjinshenshanjijialidewazimenzhaokouchide，tahaishibushigenanren？
tashijialidelaoda，yaojididimeimeimenzuogebangyang。
tabunengsong，shuobuzhunxiaomeixianzaihaipadejiudengzhetaqujiuni。
jizijixinaojieshu，anlaodataishouyoupapajizijiliangbazhang，ranhouaoyisangzijiuchaozheshulinchongqu。
anlaoerganjuezijinaoziyoudianbugouyong，jiandagejizijiliangbazhangranhoujiuxiangshidalejixuesidewangshenshanpaoqu。
zhazhayan，nanbuchenghaiyoushenmeshuodao？
taiqiyizhishoulaihuifanzhuankanlekan。
管用吗？
啪~
嘶~
试试就逝世。
chuleteng，zheiyemeiyonga~
tuigaidouhaishidou，haipahaishihaipa，zadagejiuxiangshidatongrenduermaiside？
或者需要两巴掌？
shuangshoutaiqijixudingzhekan。
anlaosanmomonuolenuoshenzi，tabuxiangheshaziwan。
zhishitaziyiweidexiaodongzuohaishirangjinbengzhejingtisizhoudeanlaoerkandao。
“laosan，nineishishenmeyanshen？”
anlaosankebuganrangergezhidaozijibatadangshazi，ganmangzhuanyihuati，“dagejinqule，zanmenjiuzaizheigankanzhe？”
anlaoerguoranbeizhuanyizhuyili，dingzhebuyuandeshanlinshierzhoumeishierwunaijiujie，zuihoushenshangqishiyibian，yanshenbiandeehenhende，“zou，patageniao，dabuleshibanianhouyoushiyitiaohaohan。”
shuowansuishouyizhuajiuchaozheshanlinchongqu。
anlaosan：o(▼min▼メ;)o
瘪犊子玩意。
niyingyongnilebuqi，danshinibielazhewoa。
他还不想死。
jiuming~yougehanhanergezenmepo？
wanduzile，xiabeiziyidingyaoxuanyigecongmingdeerge。buransibumingmu。
“啊啊啊啊啊~”
anlaoerbianpaobianhoudejizijidaqi，fachutuboshudejianruibaomingsheng。
anlaosangengxiangsile，zheiyeshoujiusuanmeixiangfayebeizheihanhuojihanguolaiqiaoqiaoshinagebuyaomingdechundan。
zhengyouzaiyouzaiwanghuizoudeanduo，tingdaohanshenghaiyiweishinagexiangqinyudaoweixian，kuaisudechaozheshengyinchupao。
anlaosanzhengbeiliangdegantanwomingxiuyi，jieguoyibizizhuangzaianlaoerdehoubeishang。
“啊~疼疼疼~”
“anlaoer，nibunongsiwonishizoudebuanxinshima？”
anlaoerrouleroubeizhuangtengdehoubei，mianwubiaoqingdezhizheyuanchu。
anlaosantouyiwaishunzhekanqu。
(╯°Д°)╯
jingdailelaotie，takandaoshenme？
haoma，taneiyingyongdedage，cishizhengtanruanzaidi，yinan~niuqu~paxing。
huranyayibuzhuzuijiaodexiaoyishizenmehuishi？
“keke，laoer，nishuodageyaoshizhidaozanliangkandaotazheisongbaoyang，huiquhuibuhuijizanliangwanyinde？”
anlaoermozhexiabaxianglexiang，rentongdediantou。
nianyoudejiyiturangongjita，xiayishihunshenyidou。
“会。”
zhandingjietie，yidiandoubuyouyu。
“erge，buruzanliangchuquzhongxinjinlaiyici，nidenghuierhandedashengdian，tiqiantongzhiyixiadage。miandetaxiaodujichangjihenzanmenkantaxiaohua。”
anlaosan：......
ni......wo.....ta.....he~zhenshiqinxiongdi。
kezhenshiwodehaogege，xinsirucidaidu。
“haizaijinlaiyici，sheijinideyongqi？”
yaobushizheidaomeicuideergelazheta，tazheihuiergujihaizaijizijicuimianni。
anlaodabeiduizheliangrenhunshensousoudezhimaolengqi，lianheidexiangshimoyiban。zheiwanduzidelianggewanyi，dangtaerlongshibushi？zheihuashuodehenbudequancundounengtingjian。
tayejiushimeiliqizhanbuqilai，buranfeiyaozhuitamenliangtiaojie。
“还不滚过来。”
“来啦。”
anlaoerganmanglazheanlaosanchaodagezouqu，yifugoutuiyang。
anlaosan：......
没完了是吧？
zheianlaoershuotashabahaoshicongbuxiangzhetazheigeerge，zheidaomeicuisongrentoudeshiyidianwangbuleta。
真是上辈子欠他的。
keaiyudagedeweishe，tahaibuganliaotiaozi。
liangxiongdishangqianyizuoyiyoubaanlaodafuqilai。
“dage，nimeishiba？”
“niliangneizui.....”
咯吱咯吱~嗖嗖~
sanrenqiqichaozhemilinchukanqu。
jingkong！！wuzhu！juewang！
噗通~
噗通~
噗通~
xiongdisanrenbeishulinzhongdedongjinghedetongshiruanletui，zhijieguizaidishangjiangzhileshenzi。
xinzhongtongshifuxianchuyigesanrenxueroumohudehuamian。
mingniandejinrijiushitamensanxiongdidejiri。
吾命休矣！！！！
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