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“peiwoshui，wojiniqian！”
yanjiadongtizhewaimai，kanzheyanqianchuanzheshuiyidexinggannvkehu，youxiewunai。
suirantasongcanjianguobushaoqipakehu，dantichupeishuide，haishidiyige。
yanjiadongzhejideshuo：“buhaoyisixiaojie，wozhishigesongwaimaide，wozheisongcanshijianmashangdaole，wanleyaokouqiande，yaobu，woxiandiansongdakeyima？”
“heng，zhiyaonigandian，wojiutousuni！”nvkehulenglengjinggao。
yanjiadongyouxieshengqi，zheinvrenshenjingbingba？
nvrenlengmodekanletayiyan：“nibupeiwoshui，wojiutousuni，jinichaping！”
kantaguyizhaocha，yanjiadongbuzaihetafeihua，zhijiedianlesongda。
zhengqiaozheigeshihou，shoujixiangle，kanshinvpengyouxiaolindalaide，tajiuganjinjietong，zhuanshenxialouqule。
“jiadong，wowanshangyaojiaban，jiubuhuiqule。”
tingdaoxiaolindeshengyinyouxiepibei，yanjiadongshuo：“nibietaileile，jiehundeqianwohuixiangbanfade。”
xiaolinshuo：“meishi，zanmenyiqinuli！woxianguale，wanshangnibuyongdengwole。”
gualedianhua，yanjiadongxinlihenbushiziwei，tahexiaolinyijingzaiyiqisannianle，yedaoletanhunlunjiadenianji，keshitajialikanbushangyanjiadong，zhangzuiyaoshiwuwancaili，buranbutongyixiaolinjiajita。
weici，liangrenmeirimeiyedefendou，jiuxiwangzaodianbahunjiele。
tanlekouqi，yanjiadongqishangche，zhunbeizaipingtaishangjixujiedan。
kegangdakaipingtai，shoujixiangleqilai，yikanshijinglidalaide，taganjinjietong。
“yanjiadong，nigaoshenmegui？weishenmebeikehutousule？”
“投诉？”
yanjiadongxinlichanshenglebuhaodeyugan。
“nixianzaimashanghuiqujitadaoqian，manzutadeyiqieyaoqiu，burannitamajiubieganle！ruguotatousudaozongbu，lianleilaozi！zheigeyuegongziniyifenqianyebiexiangna！”
jingliyansudeminglingdao，suihoujiuguaduanledianhua。
“他妈的！”
yanjiadongfenhendemaleyiju，tabuzhidaozheinvrendaodifashenmeshenjing。
zheifengongzuoduitazhiguanzhongyao，chuleyaozhuanhexiaolinjiehundecailiqian。
zuizhongyaodeshitafuqinhaizaiyiyuantangzhe，mashangyoudaolejiaozhuyuanfeiderizi，tabunengbeikaichu！
yanjiadongzhidekuaisufanhuilenvrendezhuchu。
naizhexingziqiaoleqiaomenzhihou，nvrenlengmoderongyanyouchuxianzaitayanqian。
“nidaodixiangganshenme？womenyoushenmechouyuanniyaozheiyanggaowo？”
yanjiadongrenbuzhudebaoyuan。
danshizheinvrenbuweisuodong，kanyanjiadongshuowanle，taizheyanpikanleyiyanzhihoudandandeshuodao：“shuowanle？shuowanlejiujinlai，zanmentantan。”
yanjiadongxinliyihuozhezheinvrendaodixiangganshenme，danhaishigenzhejinqule。
ruguoburangtachexiaotousu，zijihaishitaobulebeikaichudemingyun！
dengyanjiadongjinquhou，nvrenhenzhibaidewen：“niyitianzhuanduoshaoqian？womainiyinian。”
yanjiadongyouxieshengqi：“duibuqi，wobushichulaimaide！”
“wonanrenchuguile，woyaolvleta，nikaigejia！”nvrenyoushuo。
yanjiadongyezhongyumingbaitaweishenmefafengle。
“woshuole，wobushichulaimaide，haiqingnibuyaoweinanwo，batousuchexiaole。”
xiangdaoxiaolinjiabanjiadianweizijicoucailiqiandexinku，yanjiadongjiuyizhenxintong。
suoyitaduanranbukenengdayingzheizhongwuliyaoqiude！
beizheigenanrenjielianjujue，nvrenbuyoudeduokanletayiyan：“wobupiaoliangma？”
“nihenpiaoliang，danwobunengbeipanwonvpengyou。”yanjiadongshuo。
tingdaozheihua，nvrenmeiyouzaixiesidili，shengyinpinghedeshuo：“wojiniqian，mainiyitian，peiwoshuoshuohuaba。”
peizhenvrenshuoshuohuajiuyouqianna？yanjiadongyouxiexindong，bijingtaxianzaiyehenxuyaoqian。
sihukanchuleyanjiadongdongxin，nvrenshuo：“zuo。”
yanjiadongyouyuleyixia，zuolexialai。
“niyitiangongziduoshaoqian？yiniannengzhuanduoshao？”
nvrenjixudandandexunwen，tongshibabuzhidaoshenmeshihoufangzaishafashangdexiaoxiangzifangzaileyanqiandechajishang，dakaigaizilimianjingranshiyidiediedehongpiaozi，bingqieyitayitadenachulaibaizaizhuomianshang。
yanjiadongkanzheyanqiandechaopiaoyouxiexinjing，xinlixiayishidepansuanzhezheixiangzilidaodinengfangduoshaoqian，yishijianwangjihuidazheinvrendewenti。
“woxiang，niyigeyuewangsilipao，zuiduoyejiunengzhuanyiwanba？”
jianyanjiadongbuhuida，nvrenyandeshuodao，tongshijixunazhechaopiaochulai。
“zhiyaonidayingpeiwoshuoshuohua，wojiujiniyiwan。”
nvrendingzheyanjiadongshuodao。
yanjiadongkanzheyitatadechaopiao，zaisanyouyuzhihoushuo：“hao，wodayingni，danzhishishuoshuohua。”
nvrenxiaolexiao，suishoudiujiyanjiadongyitachaopiaoshuo：“nihencongming，zheishinijintiandechoulao！”
kanzheshoulideyiwankuaiqian，yanjiadongyouzhongzuomengdeganjue。
“woshuohuasuanhua，bingqieyijingbiaoxianchulezugoudechengyi，xiamianzanmenzuogejiaoyi。”nvrenyoushuo。
yanjiadongkanzheta：“shenmejiaoyi？”
“diyi，hewoshui，rangwolvleneigezhananhundan，wozaijiniwuwan！”nvrendingzheyanjiadongshuo。
“buxing！”yanjiadongxiangdoumeixiangjiujujuele。
nvrenyebushengqi，zheinanrendefanyingzaitayiliaozhizhong：“neizanjiutantandierge。”
yanjiadongyouxiewunaideshuodao：“wobuzhidaozijiyoushenmezhidehenijiaoyide，nizheimepiaoliangyouyouqian，zhaogenanrenshangchuangbunan！”
nvrenkanleyanjiadongyiyan，yanzhongshanguoyisiyoushang，renzhendishuo：“wolaogongyouxiaosanle，woyaonibangwowanhuiwodenanren！”
“wanhuininanren？zheiwokongpashibanbudaoba？nanrenyaoshichuguile，bushiwosanyanliangyujiunengquanhuilaide。”
shuowanzheijuhua，yanjiadongxinliyoudianyihan，kanlai，zijikenengzhuanbudaozheibiqianle。
“bu，wonanrendeshiqingwozijichuli，woyaoniqugoudaneigexiaosan，wonanrenzuitaoyannvrenpitui，nigoudashangneinvren，jiwoliuxiazhengju，zheiyangwonanrenziranjiuhuitaoyanneinvren，tamenfenkaile，wonanrenjiuhuihuilai，nirenwuyejiuwanchengle，ershiwanguini！”
nvrentaishouzhilezhichaopiao。
二十万！！
yanjiadongxinjing，buyoudeyanjiadongyouxiangdaoleyiyuandefuqinhexiaolinfumudetiaojian。
nvrenkanyanjiadongdongxinle，baduiqideliangdatuochaopiaotuidaotamianqian。
“zheilishiershiwan，nikeyishushu。”
kanzhepusankaidechaopiao，yanjiadongxintouyiji，yonglinieleniemuzhi。
neixinyougeshengyinzaigaosuta，jieshouzheigejiaoyi。
yinweiyouleershiwan，fuqinyiliaofeijiugoule。
tahexiaolinjiehundecailiyegoule。
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