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讲台上。
xiaoyawenqianxiaolianlian，juemeirongyanwaijiaqinqietaidu，shunjianjiuhuodelequanbantongxuedehaogan。
一节课下来。
jiulianpangzizheigezhirenshiershiliugezimudetiehanhan，doujushouhuidawenti，dangran，tazhanqilaijiushaheheshuobuzhidao，xiaoyawenyebujieyi，weixiaozhezixijieshi，pangziyeshizhuangmozuoyangdediantou。
“sipangzi，nitingdedongjieshi？”
yefanxiezheyanjing，manlianhuaiyi。
pangzibiyikanletayiyan，zhengsedao：“tingbudonga，kezheiyoushenmeguanxi，zhishaonengzaimeinvlaoshimianqianliuxiayinxiang，zheijiugoule。”
牛逼！
yefanmantouhanyandeshuqidamuzhi。
xiakelingxiangqi，xiaoyawenfangxiakebenxiaoyinyindao：“wotingshuonimenyiqianyingyulaoshimeiyoudingxiayingyukedaibiaoduiba？neiwoxianzaijiuxuanyige，shunbiankeyidaiwohaohaolejiezanmenbandejutiqingkuang。”
哗啦！
shunjianjiuyoujishirenjuqishou。
pangzigengshiwawadajiao，bafeidududeshoutaidelaogao，yaobushiyefanlazhe，tadouyaobengqilaile。
yefanxiaomadao：“wenzhuwenzhu，pangzi，nijiecaodiaole。”
“qie，pangyewoyoumeiyoujiecao，wocaibuguan，kuaikankuaikan，meinvlaoshikanxiangwomenzheibianle，kendingshibeiwodenuligandong！”
pangzijidongbuyi，shijingjuzhexiaoshouhuiwu。
xiaoyawendemuguang，queshishikanxiangjiaoluozheibian，keyefanquefaxianleduifangmeimouzhongdejiaoxia，youzhongbuhaodeyugan。
果然！
xiaoyawenmaizheyouyadebufazouxiajiangtai，laidaoyefanmianqianhanxiaodao：“zheiweitongxue，niyihoujiushibanshangdeyingyukedaibiaoba。”
quanbanjinge，pangzilianshanggengshishangxinyujue，takandaomeinvlaoshiguolaihaiyiweixuanzijini，sheizhidaoqueshixuanleziji......pangbiandeyefan。
yefangankejisheng，mozhebitoudao：“laoshi，woyingyuchengjibushihenhao，yaobuhuanbierenba。”
“没事。”
xiaoyawenqianxiaodao：“wojiushixiangzhaogeyingyuchengjibuhaodexuesheng，wohuidandujitakaixiaozao，zhujianshuxiyigelaoshiyinggaizenyangjiaoxue。”
“kewogangcaimeiyoujushoua。”
yefanshitanzhekaikou：“yaobu，haishibajihuiliujimaosuizijiandetongxueba，wopangbianzheipangzijiaolikai，tayechengjibuhao，erqiehenxiangdangkedaibiao。”
pangzigandongdedouyaokule。
kexiaoyawenquezhazhameimou，jixuxiaodao：“tongxue，wokaishishuodeshizaiquanbanfanweixuanyigekedaibiao，erbushizaijushoufanweineixuan，woyijingquedingkedaibiaoshinile。”
“chulexuankedaibiao，wohaizhenglileyixieziliaoyaofajidajia，doushiwangniangaokaodeyingyuzuowen，dajiaduokankanbierenshizenmexiede。”
shuowanzheihua，xiaoyawenjiuzhuanshenliqu。
sihuchajuedaoyefanmeidongdan，xiaoyawenniutouxiaodaodao：“wojidekedaibiaoderenwuzhiyi，jiushibangmangfenfakemuziliaoba？zheiweitongxue，nihaizuozheganshenmeni？”
“额......”
yefanmanlianwunaideqishen，genzheduifanglikailejiaoshi。
tamengangyilikai，jiaoshilijiuchuanlaiyizhenwanxidetanxisheng，pangzigengshiqideaoaozhijiao，kedaibiaolizijizhichayibua，zhichayibujiushizijidele。
buguo，ruoshipangzizhidaokedaibiaoxuanbashixiaoyawenzaizuobi，buzhidaoshigaikuni？haishikuni？haishikuni？
走廊外。
yefankanzhemianqianqiaoliderongyan，kuxiaodao：“xiaolaoshi，nizheishizuobi。”
“heng，wozuobizenmele，woshilaoshidangranyouquanlixuankedaibiao。”
xiaoyawenjiaoaodeqiaozhexiaonaodai，jiezheliumeiyitiao：“yefan，womenlianghaodaiyeshirenshi，nigangcaijingranganbujiwomianzi，chadianjiurangwodediyijieyingyukediulianle，nishuo，wogaizenmechengfani。”
yefanxiangyaofanbo，kezhangzhangzuifanboquebianchengleshuncong：“nishilaoshi，nishuozenmezhejiuzenmezheba。”
henvrenshimeiyoudaolijiangde。
yuepiaoliangdenvren，jiuyuenanjiangdaoli，zheishigengububiandedaoli。
xiaoyawenminzuijiaoxiaodao：“kanzainizhudongchengrencuowudefenshang，laoshijiubugennijijiaole，buguoyihoulaoshidefenfunikeyaowutiaojianfucong，yaoburanworaobuleni。”
无条件服从？
yefannaonaonaodai，zhinengdiantouyingxia。
henkuai，liangrenlaidaolebangongshi，buguorangyefanqiguaideshi，xiaoyawenjingranyouyigedulidebangongshi，yaozhidaojiusuanshibanzhurenhuangrenbo，yeshizaigonggongbangongshigongzuode。
kanlai，zheixinlaidemeinvlaoshiyouxielaitou。
yefananzixinxiang，genzhezoujinqu。
bangongshineibudabuxiao，yigerenbangongwanquangoule，erqiebeizhenglidejingjingyoutiao，kongqizhonghaicanliuzheyimohexiaoyawenshenshangyiyangdexiangwei。
“ji，shangmiandeshigaokaoyingyuzuowen，ninahuibanshangjidajiafenle。”
xiaoyawenyijingnaleyiluoziliaoguolai：“xiamiandeshiwozhenglidejichuyingyuzhishi，shangwukannizuoti，kanchuniyufayujuhaiyouxieshengshu，zheiduanshijianduokankan，yaoshiyoubudongdedifangsuishizhaowo。”
“谢谢萧老师。”
yefanjieguoziliaozhixie，zhengyaoliqudeshihou，quekandaoduifangyounachuyigezhanxindeshouji。
xiaoyawenbashoujidiguolai：“nishoujizuowanhuaile，zheishijinixinmaide。”
“e......xiaolaoshi，buyongle。”yefanyaoyaotoujujue。
“weishenme？nishoujishiweilejiuwocaihuaide，kuainazhe。”xiaoyawenwendao。
“haishisuanle，wohuizijiqumaishouji，jiubuyonglenidele。”
yefanxiaozheyaoyaotou：“kuangqiezuowanwoshizhurenweile，yaoshinalebaochouzheixingzhijiubianweile，xiaolaoshi，nihaishizijiliuzheba，neige......kuaishangkele，woxianzouleha。”
shuowan，taganjinlikaibangongshi。
zheiweimeinvlaoshireqingdeyouxiechibuxiao，kuangqiezaitazheilinaleshoujihuibanshang，yebuhaojieshia，wanyiyourenshuosandaosi，duixiaoyawendemingshengyebuhao。
huidaobanji，yefanbaziliaofenfaxiaqu，ranhouzijihuidaolezuowei。
pangziyouyuandekanletayiyan，yourushenguiyuanfu。
yefanxiaomadao：“sipangzi，nibiezheimekanwo，woyebuxiangdangzheigekedaibiaode，kegangcainiyekandaole，wotuijiannikelaoshihaishixuanwo。”
“唉。”
pangzitanxiyisheng，namendao：“laoye，niganggangdoumeijushou，weishalaoshihuixuannia？”
“wozenmezhidao，yaowenniquwenlaoshi。”
yefansuikoufuyan，pangziyebukenengzhendequwen。
一天的课程结束。
yefanjintianmeiyouliuzaixuexiaoshangwanzixi，yifangxuejiulikailexuexiaoganwangshangchang。
“dexianmaigeshoujiwo，wanyiheishulianxiwolianxibushangni。”yefanxianguangzaishangchang，linlangmanmudeshoujidianrangtakanhualeyan。
“heigemen，yaomaishoujima？”
yigeguiguisuisuidenanzi，couguolaiqiaoqiaodao：“wozheiyouquanxindezhengpinpingguo8，jinidagezheyiqianwuzenmeyang？”
shuozhe，takankanqianhoumeiren，congkudoulitaochugezhanxindeshouji。
zhijiyefankanleyiyan，nanzijiubashoujizhongxinzanghao，liezuixiaodao：“zenmeyang，zanmenzhaogejiaoluokeyijinihaohaoyanji，nifangxin，wozheierdeshoujiquanshizhende，guanjianshibianyia。”
“buhaoyisi，meixingqu。”
yefankanletayiyan，zhijiejujue。
“zenmehuimeixingquni，wokanniyijinshangchangjiuzhibenshoujidian，lailaihuihuiguanglehaojiudoumeimai，kendingshixuyaoshoujide，niyaoshixiangmai，jiagewokeyizaishaodian。”
nanzijiqiedao：“wozheishenmepaizishoujidouyou，zhiyaonixiang，wodoukeyibangninongdaoshou。”
yefanpieletayiyan，zhoumei：“wobuhuimainishouji，lingwai，yebiekanwonianqingjiubuzhidao，nizheizhongshoujiyaomeshifanxin，yaomeshidaoqielai，youxieshenzhishijiaxitonghemoxing！”
nanzilianshangdexiaorongdunshijiangzhu，gangadao：“shoujima，nengyongjiuxing，niyaoshiqushoujidianpumai，jiageqimayaofanhaojibei，guangmang，nizaizixixiangxiang，wozheishenmeshoujidouyou，baoguannimanyi......”
yefanbunaifandaduantadehua：“buxuyao，wobuchaqianmaixinshouji。”
shuowan，tatuikainanzijiuchaozheqianfangzouqu，congxiaoheheishuzaipinminkuzhangda，rangtaduizheizhongrenbingbumosheng，shoujihentiedingshitouqieguolairanhoufanxinde。
zheizhongshoujibieshuozhiliangwenti，jiusuanmeiwentitayebuhuimai。
nanzibeijiechuanhouyouxienaonu，lianshangdexiaorongyebianchenglefennu，zhijiemadao：“made，yigeqiongbizhuangshenme，**youqianhaihuiguangzheimejiu，bujiushixiangkannagebianyima！haijilaozizhuangbi，pei！”
yefanmeitoujinzhou，tingxiajiaobukanzhezheiren。
nanzixionghenhedao：“kanshenmekan，maibuqishoujijiuganjingun，shenmewanyi！”
“井底之蛙！”
yefankanlezheirenyiyan，zhuanshenzhijiezoujinpangbiandepingguoguanfangdianpu。
nanziyikaozaiqiangbishang，lianshangmanshilengxiao：“haizhuang，zheixiaozigujijinquzhuanliuyiquanjiuchulai，laozidaoyaozaizheidengzhekanxiaohua。”
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