《liangmoutianxia》shiyibudadongrenxindezuopin，jiangshuleyetianqinshiyuzaimianduishenghuokaoyanshidechengzhangyujianren。yetianqinshiyujinglilexuduojiannandejuezehekunjing，dantongguojianchiheyongqi，zuizhongzhaodaozijizhenzhengdejiazhiherenshengyiyi。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanwenqingyuzhihui，qinshiyuturanxiaoyinyindiduitashuo：“genwohaikeqi，nishiyoudabeijingderen，liangtamenbuganzenmeyang，neiwoxianhuiquxiangyangshujibaogao，haoba？”……jiangyinfaduzheduirenshengdesikaoheganwu。
suqiujinhezhangshinanzoule，yetiandexintouqueshiyipianhuore，suqiujinshuoyaojizijidadianhua，nandaoshuoshiyaodanduyueziji？
yetianturanjidongqilai，jidongguohou，tayemeiwangjizhengshi。
xianzaizuizhongyaodehaishixianquzhaocunzhang。
shifenzhonghou，yetianlaidaolecunbu。
cunzhangwangxueshengzhidaotazhishidangzhengbandexiaokeyuan，genbenmeibatadanghuishi，yinerdangtayishuoqiyixiaoejiadibaodeshi，wangxueshengshuaishoujiuzouren，shuo：“rangtaqinzilaizhaowo。”
yetianwen：“taqinziguolaizhaoni，shibushijiutongyijitabandibaole？”
wangxueshenglengshengdao：“nirangtaguolaizhaowozaishuo，xiaoye，youxieshinibuyaoduoguan。”
yetiandao：“woxianzaijiuyaoguan，woshizhenliganbu，weishenmebunengguan？”
wangxueshenghuiguotoukanxiangtashuo：“nibuguoshizhenlidexiaoganbu，youshenmequanliguan？nijiushizhenlishuji，yebunengguanwo。”
yetianchenzheqi，shuo：“yixiaoejiawanquanfuhedibaobiaozhun，niyaoshibutongyitamenbandibao，jiushizaifancuowu，woquannihaishijitamenjiabanleweihao！”
wangxueshengwenyan，bujindengqileyanzhuzi，shuo：“xingyede，nijintianshibushichibaolechengde？nizailaiyihuiwowangzhaicunshishi，wobaozhunrangniyoulaiwuhui。”
yetianmeimaoyitiao，lengshengshuo：“niweixiewo？”
wangxueshengbashouyizhi，shuo：“wojiushiweixienizenmele？mashangjiwogunchuwangzhaicun！”
yetianjintiansuanshijianshilecunzhangdewangbazhiqi，xing，zanmenzouzheqiao！
yetianzhuanshenliqu，wangxueshengjianle，kanzhetadebeiyingmadao：“yigexiaokeyuanyexiangzaiwomianqianzhishouhuajiao，zhaosi！”
fulefulidehenyouxingdedabeitou，wangxueshengmaizhebazibu，zouchulecunbu。
jiuzaizheishi，qinshiyudalailedianhua。
“yetian，nipaonaqule？gankuaihuilai！”dianhualichuanlaiyishengnuchi，yetianyitingjiuzhidao，qinshiyuyouzhaotaganleihuozanghuole。
“shenmeshi？”yetianwen。
“bangongshimangsi，nidaohao，paowaimianwanqule，gankuaihuilai！”qinshiyuzhaoletabantianmeizhaodao，shifennaohuo。
yetianwenyan，xianglexiang，yishibuhaozaiqugenyixiaoebabashuozheishi，zhihaoqishangzixingche，yiluqihuiqingyunzhenzhengfudayuan。
daoledayuanhou，tabingmeiyoumashanghuidangzhengban，ershixianquleminzhengban，zhaodaominzhengbanzhurenzhangping，xiangrangtabangmangjiyixiaoejiabandibao。
buliaozhangpingmeidengtashuowanhua，jiuliaoxiayijuhuashuo：“xiaoye，nirangwangxueshengguolaizhaowo。”
yetiandao：“wangxueshengbujiyixiaoejiaban，zhenlitoubunengzhijiejibanma？”
zhangpingbailetayiyanshuo：“zheishicunlideshi，zhenlizenmenengzhijieban？xiaoye，nizheixianshiguande，taikuanlea。”
yetiandao：“zhangzhuren，nindeyisizheishixianshi？”
zhangpingyedengqileyanzhuzi：“yetian，niyigexiaokeyuan，youshenmezigezheiyanggenwoshuohua？chuqu！”
yetianbingbuxiangchaojia，jianzhuang，zhihaozhuanshenzouren。
huidaodangzhengban，yijingshixiabanshijian，zhenggebangongshikongwuyiren，yetianzuozaiweizishangyuexiangyueqi。
jiuyigejianjiandandandedibao，cunlibuji，zhenlibuwen。
zheihaishitadangchumanxinzhuangzhi，xiangyaoyizhanbaofudedifangma？
zheixieren，jianzhishiqunzhongdezhuchong！
keqiguiqi，xianzaidetayequeshimeiyourenhebanfa。
yetianzhengyaoshoushidongxixiaban，youyigedianhuadalejinlai。
jietonghou，yigeshuxideshengyinchuanlai：“yetian，quqingyunzhenshibushiyousannianle？zheisannianshouhuopoduoba？”
yetianxinzhongyichen，shuodao：“baogaolaoshi，zheisannianyetianshizhongjinjilaoshijiaohui，congzhengzuoshi，keshoubenxin，xiexielaoshiduiwodeguanxinhejiaodao。”
dianhualiheheyixiao：“bucuo，bucuo，neinishengzhilemeiyou？”
yetiandunshimanliancankui，shuo：“wohaishiyimingxiaokeyuan，meiyoushengzhi。”
wentingciyan，laoshihenchayi：“sannianle，haimeiyoushengzhi？shibushinigongzuomeiyounuli？”
yetianchenshengdao：“laoshi，woyizhijingjingyeye，meiyouyikexiedai，zhiyuweishenmemeiyoushengzhi，kenengshizuzhishangrenweiwozuodehaibugouhaoba。”
laoshishuo：“yetian，ninianjiqingqingjiunengjijimianduikunnan，feichangnande，bukuishiwozuiyouxiudeyimingdizi，xianbiezheji，jihuiyidinghuiyoude。”
huashuodaozheier，yetianyiweitonghuajiujieshule，buliaoyigeganjingliluodenvshengturancongdianhualichuanchulai：“yetian，dangchurangniliuzaijingchengdebuweinibuliu，feiyaoqujiceng，xianzaichidaokutouleba？”
yitingdaozheigeshengyin，yetiandunshiyixiao，zheishixiaoshimeishenmoyan，bianshuodao：“shimei，congzhengzuoshiruguobuqujiceng，zenmenengtihuidaominjianjiku？shimeinitiantiandaizaibangongshili，xiaoxintuoliqunzhong。”
shenmoyanmashangbufuqididao：“sheishuowotuoliqunzhongle？wotiantiankanxinwen，jicengyoushenmeqingkuangwobuzhidao？bieyiweiwohaishenghuozaixiangyatali。”
yetianxiaodao：“tiantiankanxinwenneibujiaolejiejiceng，nizhiyoushenrudaojiceng，cainengzhenzhenglejiedaojicengdeqingkuang，nizheizhongguanzhongkuibaodezuofashibuxingde，buquanmian，yebuzhenshi。”
shenmoyanshuobuguota，zhihaodao：“yedacaizi，woshuobuguoni，haoxinhaoyigenniliaotian，daojiaoxunqiwolaile，buheniliaole，zaijian。”
shuozhe，shenmoyanguaduanledianhua，yetianjinbuzhuyixiao，zheigemeinvxiaoshimei，shenlaoshideqianjin，xingzihaishizheimeji。
buguoyezhengshiyouyuzheiyitongdianhua，rangyetianzhongxinbaizhenglexintai，jiuxianglaoshishuode，zhiyaozijirenzhenzuoshi，buwangchuxin，jihuijiuyidinghuiyoude。
shoushihaoxinqing，yetianzhunbeihuisushe。
jiuzaizheishizhurenbangongshituranchuanlaiyizhenyiyangdeshengyin。
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