kehuanxiaoshuo《limingyukuaisulikaihoumianchuanchudongxidiaoluofachudexiangsheng》shirenyudingdedaibiaozuozhiyi。zhujiaolimingyuzhouyanmeishenlinqijingdizhanshileweilaishijiedeqimiaojingxiang。gushichongmanlekejihexiangxiangli，yinrenrusheng。zheibenshubujindaijiduzhewuxianxiaxiang，yerangrensikaokejifazhanduirenleideyingxiang。zhouyanmeikanzhemianqiandezheixieren，meiyourenhuiying，tongyangmeiyourenyaotou，“jintianjiudaozhei，ganxiegeweizaigongzuoshangdezhichi，ruguoyouhaodexiangfasuishike……
zhaoyoufadelianshangnulibaochixiaoyi，neixindenuhuoyijingxiongxiongranshao，tazuidanxindeshihaishifashengle。
zhenggelinjiangzhen，weiyibukekongdejiushidagezhaoyoude，suirantapaizhexiongfubaozhengzuodeshengyibuhuiyourenhewenti。
shangrenzhuli，beihouzuolehenduoshiqishidoushimanzheziji，yidanshiqingzhendenaoda，xiangmandoumanbuzhu。
“yangxiaozhang，daodichushenmeshile？”
“xujingyichang，youjigexueshengchihuaileduzi，yijingsongdaozhenlideyiyuanle，zenmehaijingdongerweilingdaole？”
yangweixueguzuozhending，taquedingnengmanguoqu，zhenlidelingdaokendingyebuxiangzheijianshinaoda，duisheidoumeiyouhaochu。
“李明宇呢？”
zhouyanmeilenglengwendao，“tazaina？”
“lijishuyuan，ta，talaiguoma？”yangweixuejixuzhuanghutu，zheifangmiantakeshigaoshou，zuishangshuohuang，lianshangdebiaoqingmeiyourenhebianhua。
“shitajiwodadianhua，shuonimenzheilichuleshi。”
“老李有这事吗？”
libiaoyegenzhezhuanghutu，ganggangcongyangweixueneixuelaide，“yinggaimeiyou，zuijinqueshizaichoubanxiaoyouhui，danshihaimeikaishia！”
madizheishihuchidaichuandepaoleguolai，yangzilveweiyoudiancan，tabeilimingyuxiulileyidun。
“领导好。”
“mazhuren，jianguozhen**delijishuyuanma？”
“这。”
madilengleyixia，kanleyiyanzhenlidelingdao，“gangcairangpaichusuojidaizoule，tashanglaijiudawo，kenengshiyouwuhui，womashangguoqujieshiyixiajiuxingle，benlaiguanxitinghaode，jintianbuzhidaozenmele。”
“派出所，胡闹！”
zhouyanmeidunshinule，diaorenlinjiangzhenshuji，tahaishidiyicifahuo，limingyudadianhuaqiuzhu，kendingshiyudaolemafan，zaitalikaibangongshideshihou，zhaoyoufayecongbangongshilichulai，tafeiyaogenzhezijiyiqiguolai，hailazhetashanglezhaoyoufadeche。
zheiyiqiedoushitaanpaihaode，zhenggelinjiangzhenjiuneimeda，chezijurankailejiejinbangexiaoshicaidao。
maonitaimingxian，danshiyounatahaowubanfa。
“meicuo，hunao，lijishuyuanshizhen**deren，zhuarenzhiqianweishenmebuxiangwoqingshi，nimenwangsuozhangni？”
wangguozhizaicheliduozhe，shiqingjiejuedechabuduole，tadedianhuaxiangqi，zhaoyoufadalaide。
buyongxiang，kendingyaoaima，dangranzhishizuozuoyangzi，zheicikeshibangtadagedemang。
“niyanlihaiyouwozheigezhenzhangma？lijishuyuanneishiwogangtibade，yeshizhoushujidemishu，nihaibazhenlidelingdaofangzaiyanlima？jiwoyigehelidejieshi。”
“zhaozhenzhang，ninbieshengqi，wozheiyeshigongshigongban，limingyudaren，xianchangyourenzuozheng，jutiqingkuangwoyezaidiaocha，lingdaodemianzikendingji，ruguomeidashijiusuanle。”
“niyemeizuocuo，jinkuaibarenfangle。”
“hao，haodezhaozhenzhang。”
dianhuaguale，wangguozhixiaoleyisheng，zheizhongtaoluwandeduole，zaojiuxiguanle，mianzideji，shiqinghaidebanlisuole，gefangmiandoudegujidao。
linjiangzhenyizhongbangongshi，zhouyanmeiyunuweixiao，zhaoyoufalianmangjieshi，paichusuoneibianlixinggongshi，renhenkuaijiunengfangle。
“henkuaishishenmeshihou？”
zhouyanmeikanleyiyanzhaoyoufa，tahaishibufangxin，“zhaozhenzhangjieyibujieyizaipeiwoquyitangpaichusuo，zheijianshibixujiejuele，womendemianzibuguanyong，haiyouxianju、shiju，wodaoshixiangkankan，tadaodifanleshenmefa。”
“zhoushuji，xiaoxiaohuo，wopeiniquyaoren。”
zhaoyoufazaizheigeshihouchulaizhuanghaoren，tachaozhesijishilegeyanse，zheiyicibuxuyaozaituoyanshijian。
paichusuoli，limingyubeianzaiyizishang，hunshenbeisoulegebian，meiyouzhaodaotadeshouji。
duanqiangchouleyikouyan，yanqizhijietuzailimingyulianshang，cibideyanweiqiangdelimingyubutingkesou。
“shoujini？”duanqiangkaojin，“limingyu，biezijizhaobutongkuai，shoujijiaochulai，nihaowohaodajiahao，hebihezijiguobuqu，woyebuxiangnanweini。”
“我还想问你呢！”
limingyutaitou，“bashoujihaiwo。”
“放屁。”
duanqiangshoulideyankaojinlimingyudeyanjing，zhiyaotayonglichuoxiaqu，limingyudeyanjingjiuhuishoudaoshizhixingdeshanghai，yantouzaijuliyanjingbudaoyilimidedifangtingxia。
“laoziyaonishoujiyoupiyong，jiaochulai。”
limingyuzuozaineimeidong，“shoujidiule，nikedepeiwo，fouzemeiwan。”
“行。”
duanqiangqishen，tazhuanshenchuqu，dianhuadajiwangguozhi。
“wangge，limingyudedianhuameizhaodao，takendingshizangnale，zheisunzizuibatingying，wenbuchulai。”
“我知道了。”
wangguozhigualedianhua，xiaoshengjiaodaishenbianderen，“qushitangkankan，dazheigehaoma，zhaodaoshouji，zhijiehuile。”
neirenkuaisuxiache，qianmiandecheziqidong，wangguozhidecheziyegenleshangqu，zheicihenkuaidaolepaichusuo。
“zhoushuji，xiaoxinjiaoxia。”
zhouyanmeizoudehenji，tabixuyaolikejiandaolimingyu，zhiyoukandaotameishi，cainenganxin。
“李明宇呢？”
wangguozhinachudianhua，“qiangzi，renfangleba。”
“好。”
duanqiangzouguoqu，dakailelimingyudeshoukao，naodaikaojin，“nilihai，danshibinilihaiderentaiduole，haoziweizhiba。”
limingyuzhanqilai，huangdongyixiagebo，geboconghoumianbeikaozhudeziweibuhaoshou，jianbangtebiesuan。
takandaolezhouyanmei，haiyougenzaizhouyanmeishenbiandezhaoyoufahewangguozhi。
“lingdao，shiwodecuo。”
limingyudixiatou，“shiwodongshoudalemadi。”
“年轻气盛。”
zhaoyoufazouleguolai，“meishile，niyaoganxierenjiamazhurenbuzhuijiu，fouzezheijianshizhenbuhaoban。”
limingyuxiaoleyixia，tasuanshijianshidaole，shenmeshiheibaidiandao，“xiexiemazhuren，tongshiyeganxiegeweilingdaoguanxin，yihoubuhuile。”
linjiangyizhongshitang，yirennazheshouji，buduanbodalimingyudedianhua，wanzheshen，yibiankanyibianting。
“wangsuo，shitangmeiyou，ruguotabashoujiliuzaizhei，wokendingnengtingdao。”
“fujinzaizhaozhao，woxiangxiangbanfa。”
zheijiushilimingyucongmingdedifang，tatoutoujiangshoujidiujinshitangjuzidexiamian，yinweitazhidaoyidinghuiyourenqiangzoutadeshouji，nadaolimiandezhengju，danxinshouji**baolu，tiqiananlejingyin。
zhenlidepaichusuomeiyoushoujixinhaodingweideshebei，chufeidongyongxiangonganjudeziyuan。
duanqiangnazheshouji，youzhuanleyiquan，haishimeiyoufaxian，zheishitadeshoujilichuanlaiyigexinhaodingwei，xianshijiuzaishitang。
“差点让他骗了。”
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