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“yexiongdi，huangdongqiangjige**，zaiwomendadachushoushi，jiuconghoumenliudiaole。”
zheishi，huangzhendongcongmenkoupaolejinlai，cazheetoushangdehanshui：
“buguonifangxin，womashangpairenzhuatamenhuilai。”
jintianzheiyizhanshihuangdongqiangyinqide，huangzhendongziranyaonaxiahuangdongqiangjiyefanjiaodai，buranzijipashiyaonaodaikaihua。
erqietaduihuangdongqiangqueshiyuanhen，shenmeshangmenfeiwu，yiniejiunengniesi，jieguoqueshizhenggeshanghuibeiyefantiaole。
“suanle，buyaozhuatamenle，wohuizijichuli。”
yefanxiangleyixia，juedingzanshifangguohuangdongqiang，bushitaduocibei，ershigengxiangkanhuangdongqiangzaiganaizhemozhongsiqu。
chuanwenganaiwanqideren，huodegenguiside。
yefanyoudianhaoqi，dangyuanjingzhidaohuangdongqiangganaishi，shijixushouhuni，haishizhuanshenpaoqi？
“明白，明白。”
huangzhendongmeiyoubandianyiyi，mashangchexiaozhuijihuangdongqiangdezhiling：
“yexiongdizhenshikuanhourenyi，yidebaoyuana。”
yefankenleyikouxigua：“biefeihua，kuaihaiqian。”
“是，是。”
huangzhendongchezhesangziduimenwaihouchuyisheng：“caiwuhefawunonghaomeiyou？yexiongdidengtaijiule。”
henkuai，menkouyongruyimingnianqingnvlang，jihuangzhendongdishangyigedangandai。
“yexiongdi，zheishiliangbaiwanzhipiao，chunfengzhensuodezhai，womenyicixinghaiqing。”
“yexiongdi，zheishiwomengenchunfengzhensuoweilaisannianhezuodehetong。”
huangzhendongbadangandailidedongxi，yifenyifenbaizaiyefanmianqian：“niguoguomu。”
yefanjiaozhexigua：“zheishishenmeyisi？”
huangzhendongdiantouhayao：“qiankuanshiwomenbudui，haimafanleyexiongdi，suoyiwomenxiangmibuchunfengzhensuo。”
“nibuyongdanxin，womenbuhuizaiqiankuanle，womenhaizhunbeiyufuyiqianwan。”
tataochuyizhangzhipiaofangjinlehetong：“xiwangwomenkeyijixuhezuo。”
yefansuiranjuedehuangzhendongbushishenmeshancha，danduifangyijingyufuyiqianwan，laizhangjiubuxuyaodanxinle。
“xing，wobazhipiaohehetongdaihuiqu。”
yefandandanchusheng：“buguozuihouqianbuqianyaokanwozhangmuniang。”
“明白，明白。”
huangzhendongkandaoyefanshouxia，xiaoronggengjiacanlan，tadichuleyigebiaohe：“yexiongdi，zheishizuixinkuandelaolishi。”
“budabuxiangshi，suanshiwomenyidianjianmianli，yesuanshiwomenyidianxinyi。”
tabigongbijingbashoubiaofangzaiyefanmianqian。
“劳力士？”
yefanmanbujingxinsaoguoyiyan：“songjiwomeiyonga。”
tajiuyigeshangmennvxu，meitiandouyaotuodizuofanxicesuo，daizhelaolishihuafengbuduia。
erqieyitadeshenfen，daizhelaolishizhihuibeirenjifengxurong，nashanzhaihuochongmenmian。
“yexiongdi，niyidingyaoshouxia，zheicishiwomendezuizaixian，womenyinggaibiaoshiqianyi。”
huangzhendongputongyishengguilexialai：“nibushouxia，womenxinlimeidia，zongjuedenimeiyuanliangwomen。”
“erqiezheiyizhilaolishi，shihuangdongqiangsongjiwode，xianzaisongjiyexiongdizuozhanlipinlisuodangran。”
“qingnishanggemianzi，yidingyaoshouxia。”
jigenvmishuheguganyedouqingqiuyefanshouxia。
zheihuangzhendonghaizhenshiyigerenwua。
yefanyuanbenduitayouxieqingshi，xianzaiquegankaizheijiahuonengqunengshen，zheifenxinxingbihenduorendouyaoqiang。
zijidashangsihaishanghuiwubairen，huangzhendongbushixiangzhebaofu，ershiquanlijiejiaoziji，nande。
“xing，nidoubahuashuodaozheifenshang，zheilaolishiwoshoule。”
yefanbahuangzhendongchanfuleqilai：“woyebubaizhannizheigebianyi。”
“zheibaguangongdadaoshibuxiangzhiwu。”
yefanshouzhiyidian：“nizuihaobatadiule，buranhenkuaiyouxueguangzhizai。”
naleyizhijishiwandelaolishi，yefanyejiutixingyixiahuangzhendong。
zheibaguangongdadaokanshangquyouxienianfenle，kehaishiyouyilvlvshayizaimaochu。
erqiedadaodefenglidaojian，zhenghaoduizhehuangzhendongdelaobanyi。
zhangqibeishayichanrao，haizhengduidaojian，huiduihuangzhendongqiyunzaochengjidashanghai。
haozaiguangongdadaogangbaifangbujiu，buranhuangzhendongzhipazaojiuguale。
“血光之灾？”
huangzhendongweiweiyileng，suihouwangzheguangongdadao：
“yexiongdi，zheiwanyishigaofangde，wokantazaoxingbucuo，jiuhualeyiwanbatamaihuilaibaiyibai。”
“yinggaimeishabuxiangba？”
huangzhendongsuiranbaiguanerge，danguzilishibuxinzheixiede，suoyiduiyefandehuayebuyiweiran。
duitalaishuo，fengshuixiangshuchuncuishiziwoanwei，genbenmeiyoushizhixingyiyi。
erqietajuede，yefansuoshuodexueguangzhizai，qishijiushichaoxiaojintianyizhan。
zaishuole，qitaxiongdinaizhiduxianshengdoubaiguanerge，douyouguangongdadao，renjiazenmemeixueguangzhizai？rufeiyefanxiawuyiyidibai，tadouyaohuaiyiyefanshijianghupianzile。
yefandandanchusheng：“haishidiudiaoweihao。”
huangzhendonglianmangdiantou：“xiexieyexiongditixing，gaitianwojiurengleta。”
yefantingchulehuangzhendongyuqizhongdefuyan，tayebuzaiduoshuoshenme，naqizhibilongfeifengwuhualeyizhangtaijixiaozaifu。
“daizheta，nengbaoyiciming。”
shuowanhou，tajiulikailebangongshi……
huangzhendongkanzhetaijifu，buzhikefouyixiao，suishoudiurulajitong。
yefanshenshouyiliu，tachengren，danzheixiangshu，wanquanjiushifengjianmixin。
takeshiduguobenkexueguomaliederen。
jifenzhonghou，huangzhendongdiaozheyizhishouxialou，tazhunbeihejigeguganquzhonghaiyiyuanjiuzhi。
xialoutideshihou，tamomingjiaodiyihua，zhijiecongloutishanggunluoxiaqu，naodaikechuyidaokouzi。
haimeidengtamamalieliezhanqi，toudingdediaodengyoukuangdangyishengzaluo。
rufeishouxiajishibatatuikai，huangzhendonggujiyaozhongshang。
raoshiruci，shenshangyezalebushaobolisuipian，rangtaxuejibanban。
laidaomenkou，langbeibukandehuangzhendonggangyaoshangche，qicheyouhongdeyisheng，ziranqilai……
huangzhendonghejigeqinxinduishileyiyan，bicicongduifangdemouzilikandaojingyibuding：nandaoyefanshuodeshizhende？
“符啊，符啊……”
xiayimiao，huangzhendongchonghuibangongshi，yibaxianfanlajitongzhaotaijifu……
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