《laoniangjueshishenyi，nirangwochongxixunzang？》zheibuxiaoshuokandehenshushi，youyizhongyuekanyuexiangkandeganjue，miemiebixiazheibuxiaoshuoyouyizhongshenmisecai，haiyouxiaoshuohaiyouhenduoxiaodianlingrenkandebufawei.feichangbucuodeyibuxiaoshuo！zhuyaojiangshudeshi：xieanshenghenshiqu，ganmangdangzhetademianyongshouzaizuishanglaletiaoxian，ranhouwanqimeiyanxiaomimide，yiliandechanmeitaohao。……
xieanshengxintouyitiao，xiaozhedamahuyan：“hehe，huangshushuoshenmeni？zenmehuini？wojiushibuqingchuqingkuang，yebuqueding……”
“你可以问。”
“额……”
“kenimeiwen，dasuandangzuobuzhi，benwangwennishinihaiyitufuyanguoqu，nikezhifaxianyourenmouhaibenwang，zhiqingbubaoyishizuiguo？pingci，benwangjiunengzhiniyigetongmouzhizui？”
谢安生：“？？？”
讲不讲道理了？？？
xieanshengqijie，renbuzhubatadehuahaijita，jitayigetiandaohaolunhui。
“huangshuninzheijiubujiangdaolile，runinsuoyan，niwodejiaoyizhishinibaowohuoming，wojinizhituijiedu，bubaokuoqitabushime？neiwoyoushenmeyiwutixingnizheigeshier？ninkebiedecunjinchia。”
dingwanglengxiao：“benwangshenmeshenfen，nishenmeshenfen？nigenbenwangxiangtibinglun？”
阿这……
niyaoshizheiyangshuodehua，neiwojiumeihuashuole。
bujiangwudedegoudongxi，siquezi，zuzhounibuyunbuyuzisunmantang！
talenglengdao：“zhiciyici，rihouzaiganbaozanghuoxinzhiqingbubao，benwangjueburaoni。”
takanchulaile，tagujishiyinweikuxicaodeshierxinliyouqi，daizhejihuisatashenshangle。
xieanshengzhenxiangmarena，ketasong。
suizhe，tayoumoshengdao：“renxi，daitaxiaqu。”
“是。”
“neizheige……”xieanshengkanlekanshoulidedongxi。
“放下，滚。”
xieanshengbujingdanaode，likejiuxiangbadongxinaqusaitashouli，quebeitalengmouyisao，hanmaodouyaofeiqilaile。
xieanshengzheicaiyishidaobudui，“duibuqiduibuqi，yishizhejinaozidacuoxian，fanhutule。”
ranhouhoutuiliangbu，zuokankanyoukankanhou，badongxisuishoudiuzaidishang，genzherenxizoule。
dingwangzaiyuandi，yishunbudongdedingzhedishangdelangjie，youqishineikuaimutou，muguangyouan，jiujiubudong。
让他断子绝孙么？
tadouzheiyangle，zenmehaibumanzu？
呵。
。
xieanshengbeirenxidaiquledingwangfudeyichumingjiaoqianjitangdegelou，zheilijiushidingwangkouzhongsuoshuodeyaoge，limianyaowuduwuhezhongyixingyideyongjuhenqiquan。
tadazhikanleyixia，youfenfulerenxizhunbeiyixiezheilimeiyoudedongxi，zhihoucaibeisonghuixianwangfu。
zhengshiyinshizhong（lingchensidian）zuoyou，xianwangfuyipianjijing，meirenzhidaotachuquguojinlianggeshichen。
takundeyaosi，tangxiajiushui。
ranertiangangliangshi，fangmenjiubeiculudepaixiangle。
谢安生猛地睁眼。
tagangzhengyan，renhaimengzhe，jiutingjianbansuizhepaimenshengdesangyin：“wangfei，nigaiqilaile，kaimen！”
xieanshengmeili，laguobeiziyoudasuanshui。
danshipaimenshenghejiaohanshengbujueyuer。
taxinlimaniang，shuaikaibeizixiachuang，chizhejiaojiuwangwaizou，zaimenkuaibeizhuangkaideshihoukailemen。
waimianweishoudeshiyigeguanshipozi，houmiandaizhelianggebinv，tadejinshenshinvyunqinbeijizaiyibianyilianbeiwei。
xieanshengwohuodao：“yidazaodechaoshenmechao？nimenyaosia？”
pozibengzhelian，haowujingyidao：“wangfeizheishishenmehua？nubibuguoshianzhaoguijujiaoniqilai，jinrishiniweixianwangdianxiashouxiaochaojingdediyiri，kebunengchile。”
守孝抄经？
pozijiantamangran，lengxiao：“wangfeibuhuishiwanglezuorigonglilairenchuandehualeba？guifeiniangniangyouling，niyaomeirichenshizhong（zaoshangbadian）daoyoushizhong（wanshangliudian）douzaixianwangdianxialingweiqianshouxiaochaojing，chaobuwanbuxuyongshanshuijue。”
谢安生：“？？！”
chaobuwanbuxuchifanbuxushuijue？neibushinvedaime？！
没人性啊没人性。
youyigexiaonvhai，taqingqingdisuile。
buguantadefanying，pozidiuxiayijuhua：“wangfeiganjinshuzhuangxishu，yonglezaoshanjiukaishiba。”
然后带人走了。
xieanshengdeshinvyunqinzouguolai，yigaibeiweizitai，“daguniang，nubijinixishushuzhuangba。”
yiruzhiqianneixietian，duitameiyoubandianzunzhong。
zheishitadepeijiashinv，danshibushitaderen，shixiejiazhumu，yejiushitajimuhunqiananpaideren，dingzhetakongzhitade。
shuoqilai，tazheixietianyixinmangzhexianghuominghetaozoudeshiqing，youjianshijingranmeixiangqilai。
yuanzhuyouyigecongxiaoyiqizhangdadetieshenbinvjiaoxiangyi，shitarumudenver，gentayiqizhangda，zaihuyangbiaoshujialijiyangshi，errenxiangyiweimingqinrujiemei。
xiejiajiushiyixiangyileibipo，yuanzhucaibudebutijiajixianwang，rujinxiangyihaizaixiejiani。
shourenzhiendebaoda，tajiranzaizheijushentihuoxialai，yuanzhujiusuantadeenren，qitabianba，kedebaozhuxiangyi，yaotaozouyedeyiqitaozoucaixing。
danshitaozouyishidecongzhangjiyi，xiejiayebuhuiqingyibarenhaijita，tadehaohaoxiangxiang。
“嘶……”
toupichuanlaicitong，lahuilexieanshengdesixu。
tazhoumeidichi：“niqingdian。”
yunqinbulengburedao：“nubiyijinghenqingle，shidaguniangnijiaoqi，haibuhaohaopeihe，haigezheitiaotini。”
谢安生脸色一沉。
zheiyunqinshiyuelaiyuefangsile，kanlaishitabeiqingguifeiminglingshouxiaochaojing，yunqinjuedetameilechulu，jiusiwujidanle。
bierenzuanzhetaxiaoming，tarenyejiusuanle，pingshenmeyaorenyigediaonu？
xieanshengyigezhuanshen，zhuazhuyunqinzhengniezheshuzijitashufadeyoushou。
“daguniang，nigan……a——”
xieanshengjiangtadeshouzhangfankou，tongdeyunqincanjiao，yanleidouchulaile，ganmangzhengzha，ketagangyaozhengzha，youshoushouwangengtong。
xieanshenglenglengdao：“lundedaonilaizuojianwo？rennizheimeduori，nidangwojiumeipiqile？”
shuowan，tayigeqiaojing，zhijiejiangyunqindeshouguningcuoweile。
“a——”deyishengcanjiao，bigangcaidegengda。
jiezhe，yunqinyizhenggebeitashuaizaidishangle。
yunqinzhanzhezuoshoupengyoushou，tongdeyanleizhiliumianmuzhengning。
tafenhenyuandudetaitoudingzhexieansheng，xizheqiyaoyadao：“daguniang，wokeshifurenderen，nizheiyang……zheiyangduiwo，jiubupaxiangyimeimingme？”
xieanshengbuyiweiyi：“niyoubenshichuanxiaoxihuiquzaishuo，buguowokeshixiantixingni，wodaodishixiejianv，xiejiahuibuhuiweileniyaoxiangyidemingwobuzhidao，danshinidemingzaiwoshouli，nixiangnanideminggenwoduxiejiahuibuhuishaxiangyime？”
yunqincangbaideliansejiangzhu。
xieanshengshangqianyibudunxia，yunqinweiweihoutui，renzhetongjingtita，yanrangangcaideshiqing，rangtaxinyouyuji。
xieanshengchileyisheng，yibazhuaguoneizhiwangucuoweideshou，youshiyigeqiaojing，‘ge’deyisheng，gutouhuiweile。
“嘶啊——”
yunqintonghuzhihouchouhuishou，caifaxianzijigangcaibeizheduandeyoushoushouwannenglinghuozhuandongle。
tazhengxinjing，jiutingxieanshengshengyinlinrandejinggaota：“zheishigejiaoxun，yihouzaibudongguijuduiwobujing，woningduandejiubushinideshou，ershinidebozi，jizhuleme？”
云琴还有不服。
xieanshenglengmoudingjinta：“longlehaishiyale？”
yunqinyouxiebeitahudaole，xiufendeyaozhechun，buqingbuyuandao：“……ji……jizhule。”
tahaishibufu，danshixieanshengbuzaihu，xiaoguodaolejiuhao，tabenjiuxinfan，shizaimeixinsilihuishenbianzheidengposhier。
taqishenzuohuiqu，“gunchuqu，huangehuizuoshidejinlai。”
yunqinhenhenwanletayiyan，fenranqishen，chuqule。
henkuaijinlaiyigeyeshixiejiapeijiaguolaidebinv，jiaoyunhuan，haisuandongguiju，haoshengjixieanshengshuzhuanggengyi。
guafudeyouguafudeyangzi，suoyihuazhizhaozhanshibukenengde，jiujiandanwanqitoufa，bielezhiyinzandaileduoxiaobaihua，yishensubaiyiqun，sumianchaotiande。
xiechengxiangnianqingshishitanhualang，zhangdeziranbucuo，yuanzhudeshengmuyeshijingchengchumingdemeiren，yuanzhuyichuanlefumudehaojiyin，zheizhanglianzheijushenti，kanchengyouwu。
xiangyaoqiaoyishenxiao，zheihuazhenmeicuo，zheibanzhuangban，xiaoguokebubilongzhongdabancha，fanergengdanyatuosubuluofanchen。
yunhuanyifujingyanmoyang，chuipengzhexieanshengdao：“daguniangshengdezheimehao，zheiyangdabanyeshijiweihaokande，ruoshixianwangdianxiahaihuozhe，bidingzhuanchongdaguniang，kexitabuzaile，ninzheibanzirongjueshiqueyaoyibeizishougua，yetaikexile。”
xieanshengzhoumeimiyan，zhuantoukanxiangyunhuan。
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