chuqibuaichifanqiede《laopochuguihaixiangfenjiachan?worangtacongfupobian“fu”po》zheibenshuxiedehenhao!yuyanfengfu,henshizhidekan,xumangaolangzhaopengshibenshudezhujiao,xiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:wangchang,zheigeshengyinnengfupingwosuoyoudepibei。dancike,quexiangyibafenglidebingzhui,henhencijinwodexinzang。……
likaineigecengjingbeiwochengwei“jia”dedifang,womeiyouyisiliulian。wozhijiequlezhaopengdegongzuoshi。
tayizhizaidengwo,gongzuoshilidenghuotongming。
“gaodingle?”takanwojinlai,diguolaiyibeirecha。
“diyibu,gaodingle。”wobaqianhaozidelihunxieyipaizaizhuoshang。
zhaopengnaqilaisaoleyiyan,chuileshengkoushao:“keyiaxiongdi,zhenshedexiabenqian。jiazhiliubaiwandefangzi,yibaiwandeche,shuobuyaojiubuyaole?”
“shebudehaizi,taobuzhelang。”wohelekoucha,nuanyishunzhehoulongliujinweili,“xumanzheigeren,wotailejiele。zhiyourangtajuedezhanjinlebianyi,tacaihuichedifangsongjingti,tiaojinwoweitazhunbeidexiayigekengli。”
“xiayigekeng?nizhideshi……”zhaopengzhilezhitazhuoshangneifenhouhoudehetong。
wodiandiantou,yanshenbianderuiliqilai:“meicuo。xianzaixumanhegaolang,yidingyiweitamendahuoquansheng,bujinpianlewowubaiwan,haiewaidedaoleyitaofangziyiliangche。yigaolangdetanlan,tajueduibuhuimanzuyuci。tahuixiangzhaganwozuihouyidianjiazhi。”
“nideyisishi,tahuihuilaizhaoni?”
“bushizhaowo,shilai‘zhengjiu’wo。”wolengxiaoyisheng,“zaitamenyanli,woxianzaishiyigebeiaiqingheshiyeshuangzhongdaji、jingshenchuhudekelianchong。erwoshouli,haiwozhewogongsideguquan。zheishitamenyanlizuihouyikuaifeirou。”
zhengruwosuoliao,diertianshangwu,wojiujiedaolexumandedianhua。
tadeshengyintingqilai“chongmanguanqie”,shenzhidaizheyisi“kuijiu”。
“linyuan,nixianzaizainali?haihaoba?zuotianshiwobudui,wobugaineimeduini……danwomenbijingfuqiyichang,wohaishixiwangnihaohaode。”
woyongyizhongsuzuihoushayaxuruodeshengyinhuidao:“womeishi……nibuyongguanwo。”
“wozenmenengbuguannini?”tatanlekouqi,“linyuan,wozhidaonixianzaihennanguo。wogengaolangshangliangleyixia,tajuedeniyigerenchengzhegongsitaixinkule,erqienixianzaizheigezhuangtai,yehenrongyizuochucuowudejuece。tayuanyibangni。”
来了。
woxinlilengxiao,zuishangquezhuangchujingtideyangzi:“bangwo?tahuineimehaoxin?”
“aiya,nizenmebarenxiangdeneimehuai。”xumanchenguaidao,“gaolangshuole,takeyishougounigongsiyibufenguquan,zheiyangnijiunengnadaoyibixianjin,keyiqusansanxin,zhongxinkaishi。erqieyoutazhuanyedetuanduibangniyunyinggongsi,nidegongsizhihuifazhandegenghao。zheibushiliangquanqimeima?”
“shougouwodeguquan?”wozhuangzuoyouyubujue。
“shia!gaolangshuo,kanzaiwodemianzishang,tayuanyiyongshichangzuigaojialaishougou。linyuan,zheizhenshigeqianzainanfengdehaojihui!nikeqianwanbiefanshacuoguole!”taxunxunshanyou,shengpawobushanggou。
“wo……wokaolvyixia。”wo“xuruo”dishuodao。
“haikaolvshenmeya!gaolangshuole,tazuiduozhijiniyitianshijian。guolezheigecunjiumeizheigedianle!”
“haoba……neinirangtadaizhehetonglaizhaowo。”wobaoshanglezhaopenggongzuoshidedizhi。
guadiaodianhua,wokanxiangzhaopeng,liangrenbuyueertongdixiaoleqilai。
“yuerbujinyaogoule,haixiangbayufudoujitunle。”zhaopengyaozhetou,zezechengqi,“tanlanzhenshiyuanzuia。”
“neijiurangtamenweizijidetanlan,fuchuzuicantongdedaijia。”wodeyanshenbingleng。
xiawuliangdian,gaolangdaizhexuman,chunfengdeyidichuxianzaizhaopengdegongzuoshi。
gaolangrenmogouyangdichuanzheyishengaodingxizhuang,toufashudeyouguangzengliang,kanwodeyanshenchongmanleshenglizhedelianminheshishe。xumanzexiaoniaoyirendiwanzhetadegebo,lianshangshizangbuzhudedeyi,kanwodeyanshen,jiuxiangzaikanyigebeitachedicaizaijiaoxiadeshibaizhe。
“linyuan,bielaiwuyanga。”gaolangshenchushou,xuweidixiaodao,“tingshuonizuijinyudaodiankunnan,zuoweixiaomandepengyou,woliyingbangmang。zenmeyang,kaolvqingchulema?banigongsi40%deguquanzhuanjiwo,wojinibabaiwan。zheigejiage,jueduigongdao。”
八百万。
tadaoshisuandeqingchu。yongwozijidewubaiwan,zaijiashangcongbiechupianlaidesanbaiwan,laimaiwojiazhizhishaosanqianwandegongsiguquan。kongshoutaobailangdesuanpan,dadezhenshizhentianxiang。
womeiyoulihuitashenchudeshou,zhishizhilezhizhuoshangdeyifenwenjian。
“zheishiwodehetong。yaomaikeyi,danbixuqianwodezheifen。”
gaolangzhoulezhoumei,naqihetong。xumanyezaiyipangshentouqukan。
zheifenhetong,shizhaopengouxinlixuedejiezuo。biaomianshangkan,tashiyifenbiaozhundeguquan**xieyi,tiaokuanqingxi,jiagemingque——40%guquan,zuojiababaiwan。
danneili,queanzangxuanji。
zhaopengliyonglejigejiqilengpidanwanquanhefadefalvtiaokuan,tongguofuzadeyuyanweizhuangheluojiqiantao,jiangzheifen“guquan**xieyi”,shizhishangbianchengleyifen“fudaiwuxianliandaizerendezhaiwuchengdanxieyi”。
jiandanlaishuo,yidanqianxiazheifenhetong,gaolanghexumanzhifudebabaiwan,jiangbuzaishi“shougoukuan”,ershi“chengzhaibaozhengjin”。tamenshougoudeyebushiwogongside“zichanguquan”,ershiwogongsiyibixugouchulaide,gaodababaiwande“huoyouzhaiwu”de“changhaiquan”。
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