zuozhe“tianzi”chuangzuodedoushishenghuowen《laopogaijia,wunianzhiwurendewozhengkaishuangyan》,shuzhongdezhuyaojiaosefenbieshiyechengfengliwanrou,xiangxineirongjieshao:ziranshirenmingrulouyi!shafaguoduan!danyijingwanle,meiyouhouhuidejihui!“yechengfeng,wogennipinle!”liqiankunhaiyoumasiyedengrenzhidaojintianshi……
众人傻眼。
baizeankeshilongdoushenyi,yixuetaidou,buzhiduoshaohaomenguizushiweizuoshangbin。
erqienianlingdouzugoudangyechengfengyeyele!
danxianzaijingranduizheyigeershiduosui,zouludouyaorenchanfuzhedenianqingrenxiagui?
这?
实在太难以置信了!
“dizidoudan,xiangyaobaiyexianshengweishifu。”
baizeanzheijuhua,zaicizhenhanlesituyijiaren!
yechengfengzhiyouershiduosui,nengdangbaizeandeshifu?
荒唐至极!
ranerbaizeanquerenzhenwubi。
xuewuxianhou,dazheweishi!
zhiyaoshuipingzugougao,nianlingdoushiqici!
danxiayike,gengrangrenganjuehuangtangdeshiqingfashengle。
“没兴趣。”
yechengfenghaobuyouyujujue。
“这.....”
baizeanmuguangzhuozhuo,xiangyaozainuliyixia。
yechengfengduanrankaikou:“womeishijian,nizhidaoma,qilaiba。”
baizeantanxiyisheng,zhidaoyechengfengtielexindeshibudasuanshoutadangtudile。
“baishenyi,ninhaishikankanfuqinshibushihaole,wanyihaiyoushenmewentini。”
situmingxinzhongbushuang,yuqidaizheyuanqi。
“buxuyao,ruguoyeshenyidouwufayizhisituxiansheng,neidangjinshishang,zaiwumeiyouqitarennenggouweitazhenzhi。”
baizeanyijuhua,rangsitumingyakouwuyan。
tazhidao,baishenyinengshuochuzheihua,daibiaozhetaduiyechengfengyishudekending!
yechengfengshuobunengzhi,neijiubunengzhi!
“duoxieyexianshengjiumingzhien。”
situhanlinchaozheyechengfengshenshenjuleyigong,fazifeifudedaoxie。
“现在能说了吗?”
yechengfengduiyiqiedoubuguanxin,tazhixiangzhidaoheilongjundeshi!
situhanlinqingqingdiantou,zhuantoukanzheshouxiadao:“tuidaomenwai。”
baizeanyeshiqudezhuanshenlikai。
“wolianggeerzizhidaojianshi,suoyibuyongyinman。”
situhanlinshenhuxiyikouqikaikoudao:“jiumuqiangenjuwomenjiadiaocha,heilongjunyouxingcunzheershisanren!”
“他们在哪里!”
yechengfengshenqingjidong,yibazhuazhusituhanlindejianbang,dahandao:“tamenzainali!”
heilongjunyuxuefenzhan,hebageguojiazuiqiangjingruibuduizhandouneishihedengcanlie。
taqinyankandaoduifangzhongpaohongji,paodanbizidanhaiyaomiji,yinzangzaigongshineideheilongjunzhanshishunjianbianchengrongnaxianxuehongsedebudai。
manshanbianyedehuoshekuangtuzhong,wushunitufanfei,zhancheranshao,heilongjunzhanshixianxueyuduanzhihengfei。
zhandourucicanku,yijiudabailebageguojiazuijingruidebudui!
raner,zailijiechetuideshihou,youzaoyuyoujuntusha,yechengfengfennu,beishang,zuizhongzhandoulishuaijiechengweizhiwuren!
hunmiwunianhou,jingranhaiyouheilongjunzhanshixingcun,taqinengbukaixin,qinengbujidong!
situhanlinchenshengdao:“jiuzaigaojia!”
“什么!”
yechengfengtongkongyisuo,bukezhixindao:“zheijianshigengaojiayoushenmeguanxi?”
situhanlinchenshengdao:“gaojiamingmianshangzuozhezhengjingmaimai,dandixiashijielilianggengjiaqiangda,qizhong,gaojiadushengzigaoyuanfuzenulifanmai,womenyouqueqiexiaoxizhengminggaojiashouliyousanshiermingheilongjunjunren!”
yechengfengshuangmoulengguangshanshuo,bingmeiyouzhuiwengaojiadeshiqing,fanershidingzhesituhanlindao:“wozenmequedingnimeiyoupianwo?”
heilongjunshipanjun,yourenhaizaiqingchusuoyouheheilongjunyouguanderen。
taxianzaishentixuruo,youhenduoqingkuanggenbenwufayuliao,ziranyaoxiaoxinxiaoxinzaixiaoxin。
situhanlinyemeiyoushengqi,yinweitabiyechengfenggengjiaxiaoxin。
heilongjunnaishipanjun,beidingzaichiruzhushangdecunzai,xiangyaodiaochadangnianzhenxiangheqikunnan?
tazhidao,yibuzoucuo,manpanjieshu!
situhanlinlaidaoyigebaoxianju,dakaizhihounachulaiyigexunzhang。
xunzhangchunjindazao,shangbianyouyitiaoheisedelong。
situhanlinchenshengdao:“wodidijiuzaiheilongjunzhongfuyi,tajiao....”
kandaoheilongjunxunzhangyichanei,youxiangqisituxingshi,yijingquedingsitujiashenfen,shizhanyouzhijiaren,weixiaodao:“nididijiaosituzhangfeng,heilongjundishiqijixiehuabubingshishizhang。”
“nin....ninzenmezhidao?”situhanlinlengzhule。
yechengfengqingqingfumozhexunzhangweixiaodao:“wojidetamenmeiyigeren!”
tabingmeiyoushuozijishiheilongzhanshendeshenfen,xianjieduanzijishentixuruo,shuoleweibishihaoshi。
“xingle,jixu,heilongjundejiangshizenmehuichengweinuli,haibeigaoyuankongzhi?”
yechengfengshuangmouhuifulengku,jingranganbatadezhanyoudangnulifanmai,gaoyuanbisi!
situhanlinyaoyadao:“ninzhidao,suoyouheilongjunjiangshijieyongninjidepeifanglaiqianghuashenti,tongshihaihuifuyonggezhongyaowu,jiangshentijinengtuidaojixian!”
“danzheiyangyerangtamenchengweilezuizhenguidewupin,tamendexianxue,xuerouzaiheishishangdouyoushiwujia,yinweisuoyourendouxiangyongyouheilongjunzheimeqianghanderoushen!”
“轰!”
yechengfengshuangmoushajibengshe,kepadeshayilecongtadeshentizhineibengfaerchu,dimianchuxianyisiliehen,fangjianzhineideboligengshishunjianzhakai!
他气疯了!
heilongjunhebageguojiazuiqiangjingruiyuxuefenzhan,sishangcanzhong!
chetuilushangyoubeiyoujuntusha,jihuquanmie!
napashizheiyang,jingranhaibufangguo,haiyaojiangheilongjunzhanshidexuerougexialaiyanjiu!
weishenmeyaoruciduidaiheilongjun!
tamenjiujingyaozaoshouduoshaokunancaisuanjieshu!
tamenyeshiren,tamenyehuixihuibeihuikuhuixiaoyehuitong,yehuiwangranhe……kongju。
yechengfengwufaxiangxiang,chengweinulideheilongjunzhanyouzaoshouhedengnvedai,mianlinhedengcanwurendaodeshiyan!
situhanlinyefennuwubi,yaoyadao:“suoyi,woyizhizaidiaochaheilongjunzhanyoudexialuo,genjuqingbao,gaoyuanzhengzhunbeichushoutamen,womensitujiayouqianyouyaocaiheyaofang,danliliangbushigaojiadeduishou,suoyiwomenxiangyaonimingjiangtamenpaixialaizhaogu。”
“tamenzainali!”yechengfengyaoyadao。
“buzhidao。”situhanlinyaoleyaotou。
“buguanzainali,woyaozhaodaotamen,quandoudaihuilai!”yechengfengshuangmoushayibilu,haobuyanshi!
huran,situyuandianhuahuranxiangqi,tapaodaopangbianjietong,shunjianmiansebianle。
guaduandianhuahoutazoulehuilai。
“fuqin,neixiangangganglaibao,gaoyuanzhunbeizaiheishishangchushouheilongjunzhanshi!”
situhanlinyanjingyiliang,lianmangdao:“gaosuneixian,buguanduoshaoqian,suoyourenwomendouyao!”
situyuanyaoleyaotou,biaoqingfuzadekanleyiyanyechengfeng:“gaoyuanzhiyaoyexianshengdexiangshangrentou!”
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