doushishenghuoticaixiaoshuo《laopojinxiu5nian,huiguoshidaizhehunxue5wa》shizuijinhenduoshumidouzaizhuidude,gaishuyichenjiaoyueailunweizhujiao,zhuyaojiangshudeneirongyou:tayueguowowangqianzou,erwozhinenggenzaitadeshenhou。huidaojia,wugehunxuewasahuandidaochupao,siyipohuaiwoweileyingjiechenjiaoyuehuijia,jingxinbuzhihao……
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wanshengjiediyitian,yeshilaopochenjiaoyuehuiguoderizi。
wobaozhedashuhongmeigui,zaozaohouzaijichangdengdai。
yibiewunian,woyexiangletawunian。
jidexinhunneinian,laopobagongsijiaojiwo,qinziquguowaifazhanfengongsi。
woshibutongyide,nayouzongcaiqinziquguowaifazhanfengongside。
ketaquejianchishuo:“wozhixiangxinni。dengfengongsifazhanhaole,womenjiukeyiguoshangxingfudeshenghuo。”
zheiyiqu,jiushizhengzheng5nian。
renqunzhizhong,woyiyanjiusuodingzhonglaopo。
tashenziena,chuanzhehongsezhangqun,qingsongxiyinzhouweidedabanmuguang。
“laopo!wozaizheili。”
woxingfenditiaoqilaizhaoshou,xinzhonganziqiexi。
xinghaodangchuyaoyajianchi,caichenggongqudaonvshen,zheimeduonianguoqu,yijiumeiderangrenxinchaopengpai。
turan,yigepifuheichengtandeheirenjingrantuoxiatadewaitao,pizailaopodejianshang。
wolimachongshangqianzhengyaozhiwen,quejianlaopoxiaodemingmei。
tazuoshouwanzhuneigeheiren,youshouqianqiyipangdehunxuexiaohaimen。
1ge,2ge,3ge......yigong5gexiaohai。
“laopo,zheishizheimehuishi?”
wobaozhemeigui,yilianbuzhisuocuodekanxianglaopo。
haizilizuidadeneige,yilianhaoqidedaliangwo。
haiyongyingyunaishengnaiqidiwenlaopo:“mama,zheigechoushushuweishenmeyejiaonilaopo?”
妈妈?丑叔叔?
woxiayishidifumoejiaodeshangba,zhenglengzaiyuandi。
chenjiaoyuesaoshiwo,pingdandao:“zheilirenduo,denghuizaishuo。”
tayueguowowangqianzou,erwozhinenggenzaitadeshenhou。
huidaojia,wugehunxuewasahuandidaochupao,siyipohuaiwoweileyingjiechenjiaoyuehuijia,
jingxinbuzhihaojitiandezhuangshi。
danwomeiyouxinsiquguanzheixiexiaoshi,ershijimangzhiwenta。
“tamenweishenmehannimama?biegenwoshuonizheiwunian,shizaigenyenanrenfazhanjiating!”
chenjiaoyuebiaoqingdanmo,shuangshouhuanbaohaobuzaiyihuida:“shia,neiyouzenmele。”
wojindingzhemianqianzheigerisiyexiangdenvren。
zheiwunianlaiwoyizhiqidaizaorituanju,xinxinkukupaoyewujiaban,ranggongsizaiguoneizhanwenjiaogen。
meicitichuyaofeiqukanta,tadoushengqizhizewo:“woweilenipaodaoguowaifazhan,niquebuhaohaogongzuo,tiantianxiangzheidianposhi!niduideqiwoma?”
yuanlai,tagenbenjiubushiweilewo。
ershiweileheyenanrensihun!
xiangdaozheiwunianyizhizaipianwo,wodeshengyinyouxiegengyan。
“为什么?”
“meitingjiandabaoshuodeme?choushushu!”chenjiaoyuexiaodeqingmie,yanyuzhongtouluchuduiwodexianqihechaofeng:“nizheizhongliedengjiyin,bupeihewoshenghaizi。”
tabaozhuheirennancuzhuangdegebo,tieshangquqinleyikou。
“xiangailunzheizhongyoudengdejiyin,cainengwanmeiyichuanwodesuoyouyoudian。zhiyuni,liancaxiedoubupei。”
ailuntaiqigebo,xiangwoxuanyaotahechenjiaoyuedeqinmi,tanheidelianshangluchuyipaiciyandebaiya,“qinaide,buyaonayigexiadengrengenwobi。”
zheijuhua,chedijiangwojinu。
wofennudizhuaiqitazhiwen:“jiupingni?**shenmeshenfenganpengwolaopo!”
chenjiaoyueturanchongshanglaibaailunhuzaishenhou,“fangshou,takeshifeizhouwangzi!”
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