zaiqiudaoyudexiaoshuo《laoporangwosizaiyiyuan》zhong，songhuaiyuanjianglingguxiumingshiyiweifuyoumeilihezhihuiderenwu。gushiweiraozhesonghuaiyuanjianglingguxiumingzhankai，miaohuilesonghuaiyuanjianglingguxiumingzaiyigechongmantiaozhanhejiyudeshijiezhongdechengzhangzhilv。tongguoyugezhongrenwudexiangyuhejingli，songhuaiyuanjianglingguxiumingzhujianrenshidaozijidejiazhiheshiming，bingyongyongqihecongmingcaizhikefulezhongzhongkunnan。woxinkouyizhensuanteng，woyiwei6niandepeiban，jianglingnengduiwoyoudianganqing，meixiangdaozhiyaoguxiumingyihuilai，tajiukeyihaobuyouyudipaoqiwo。zhuyuanyizhouyihou，……jiangjiduzhedailaiwujindeqishiyuganwu。
老婆让我死在医院
laopoweijiuzhumademeimei，rangwosizaileyiyuan
wotufaxinzangbing，mingxuanyixian。
qiziquebaweiyishipeiwodexinzangyuansongjiletazhumademeimei。
woguizaitajiaobianshuo，meiyouxinzangwojiuhuobulele，
taquezhijiebawotuikai，“jiaojiaobianqingkuanghenweiji，nixiangsijiuqusiba！”
ketabuzhidao，womeiyousahuang
meiyouxinzang，wojiuyaosile。
##1.
qiangjiubangexiaoshihou，wodexindiantuhaishiyitiaozhixian。
wopiaodaoyitishangfang，dengzheheibaiwuchanglaigouwo。
baiwuchangkanlewoyiyan，fanlefanshouzhongdeshengsibo“mingbugaijue，nibixuzainiqizishenpangdaishangqiqisishijiutian！”
huagangshuowan，wojiuyizhenxuanyun，zaicizhengkaiyan，wojiupiaodaoleshoushushiwaimian。
jianglinghetadexiaozhumaguxiumingzhanzaishoushushimenkoujiaojidizoulaizouqu。
jiehunsannian，jianglingcongweizaiwomianqianbiaoluchuzheizhongqingxu，zaiwomianqian，tazongshigaogaozaishangde，nengrangtazheibandanxinderen，juebukenengshiwo。
xiangdaozhei，wozichaodixiaolexiao。
shoushumengangdakai，jianglingheguxiumingjiulimachongleguoqu，
“yisheng，shoushuzenmeyang，shunbushunli？”
huangluanzhong，liangrenjinjinzhuazhuleyishengdeshoubei。
“fangxinba，shoushuhenchenggong，nimenxianzaikeyiqukantale，houxuyoushenmetu**kuangjishilianxiwo。”
jianglingheguxiumingyilianjidong，haobuyouyudipaojinleshoushushi，wogenzaitamenhoumianyitongjinqu。
ranhoujiukanjianletangzaibingchuangshangdegujiaojiao。
yuanlairangtarucizhejideren，shitaxiaozhumazuitengaidemeimei。
kanjianguxiumingjinlai，gujiaojiaobugushoujiaodesuanma，shuangshouchengzhebingchuangzuoleqilai，guxiuminglianmangbatalouzailehuaili。
“gege，woyiweiwozaiyexingbuguolaile”
gujiaojiaojinjinbaozheguxiumingdeyao，doudadeyanleiyidiyididizadaolebeizishang。
jianglingtingdaozheihua，yanleikaishizaiyankuanglidazhuan
“jiaojiao，nibieluanxiang，nifudamingda，yidingbuhuiyoushide，wohenigegedouhuijinlizhaogunide”
“lingling，nixianhuijiaba，nibijingshiyoujiashideren，tingshuosonghuaiyuanzuijinyeshengbingle，nihuiquzhaogutaba，jiaojiaozheiliyouwo”
guxiumingqingqingpailepaijianglingdejian。
tingdaowodemingzi，jianglingdelianshunjianjiulalexialai。
“bietizheizhonglangxingoufeideren。songhuaiyuanzheimezisi，feiyaogenjiaojiaoqiangxinzang，tamingmingzhidaojiaojiaocongxiaoxinzangjiubuhao，wozhenshimeijianguozheimeedudedufu，wodangchuzenmejiuxialeyanhetajiehunleni？”
“woxianzaijiuhenbudedaxingyuanlaideziji，guaiwo，guaiwomeiyouzaodiankanqingtadezhenmianmu，tazheizhongrenjiuyinggaizaosizaotuosheng，douguaiwo，xiuming，womeiyoukanqingtadezhenmianmu，rangjiaojiaoshouweiqule”
jianglingshuowan，yanlichongmanlehenyi。
wodexincitongyixia，zheisannianyilai，jianglingcongbulinsedishanghaiwo，jiulianwoshengqianhetajiandezuihouyimianyeshizheiyang—
“lingling，wodengzheigexinzangdenglehenjiule，woqiuqiuni，xianbaxinzangjiwo，keyima？”woguizaijianglingjiaobian，zhanzhesangyinwen。
jianglingcuzhemeixianedikanzhewo：
“buxing，wozaixiumingmianqianbaoguozhengle，jiaojiaoyeshiwodemeimei，nizenmezheimeedu，nijiufeiyaogenjiaojiaoqiangma？”
“womeixianghetaqiang，zhishi，wokuaiyaosile…”
“niyaoshixiangsijiuqusi，biezaizheiaiwoyan，ganjingun！”menglingshuowanyibabawotuikai。
guxiumingtingwanjianglingdehua，，xiaoyishendayandi，suijiyouwolewojianglingdeshou，
“lingling，wohejiaojiaobuhuilianleiniba，wobuxiangrangniweiwomenshoukushouleide”
jianglingtingdaozheihua，youchadiangengyanchusheng，
“xiuming，nizenmenengzheiyangxiang，woyongyuanshinihejiaojiaozuijianqiangdehoudun，dengjiaojiaochuyuan，wojiubatadaihuiwojiazhaogu！”
shuowanliangrenjinjinbaozaileyiqi。
wohoulongganse，jiehun3niandeqizi，jinjinshibawodangchengletaohaotaxiaozhumadegongju…
##2.
wowufalikaijianglingshenbian，zhinengbeipokanzhetaheguxiumingmeitianxizhiruweidizhaoguzhegujiaojiao，wodingzhejianglingdebeiying，turanxiangdaolewomendeguowang。
jianglingheguxiumingshiqingmeizhuma，suoyourendouyiweitamenlianghuizoujinhunyindediantang，danshishangledaxuezhihou，guxiumingjianyisiqian，xihuanshanglezijidexuemei，lvlejiangling。
jianglingshoulehendadedaji，yeyelaiwo**dejiubamaizui。woduitayijianzhongqing，meitiandouzhudongliuzaijiubajiaban，dengjianglinglikaizhihouzaizou。
yilaierqu，woyaodaolejianglingdelianxifangshi，yiwaidifaxian，tashibiwodaleyijidexuejie。
woshenzhizijipeibushangjiangling，zhishiliuzaitashenbianmomodiguanxinta。
tashuotazaoshangqidewanchibulezaofan，wojiumeitianzaoqimaihaozaofanzaitasushelouxiadengzhe；
tashuotabuxiangzhusushe，wojiubawo**deqiannachulaijitazuxiaogongyu；
tashuotabuxianggailunwen，wojiuaoleyizhengyebangtayiziyijudexiugai。
wopeilejianglingsannian，zhidaoyouyitiantayuewochulai，
“songhuaiyuan，womenshishiba”
wojidongdishuobuchulaihua，yiweijianglingbeiwodezhenchengdadongle，zhidaohoulaiwoduofangdatingcaizhidao，neitianguxiumingyongzishaweixiejiangling，taqiujianglingbuyaozaichanzheta。
daxuebiyehou，jianglinghewojiehunle，wojuedezhiyaoyixinyiyiduitahao，jiunengrangtaaishangwo。
jiehunzheisannian，wocongmeirangtazuoguorenhejiawu，yirisancandouyouwofuze，meigeyuedegongzidouzhijiedazaitadeyinxingkashang。
jianglingdepengyoudouxianmuta，tamenshuoairenruyanghua，jianglingjiushineigebeiwoyangdeyuelaiyuehaodehua。
jianglingduiwodetaiduyuelaiyuerouhe，zhengdangwoyiweishenghuodouzaixianghaodefangxiangfazhandeshihou，guxiumingdaizhegujiaojiaozhaoshanglemen。
jianglingchedifengle，tabanengnadaodesuoyoudongxidouzazaiwoshenshang，
“yaobushini，womenliangzenmehuidaozheizhongdibu！woyaoshinengzaozaodizhihaojiaojiaodebing，xiumingjiuhuihewozhongxinzaiyiqide！”
姜玲哭着向我吼。
“woyidinghuihenilihun”mengnanhongzheyankanwo，xiangshiyitouyaobawosichengsuipiandeelang。
woxinkouyizhensuanteng，woyiwei6niandepeiban，jianglingnengduiwoyoudianganqing，meixiangdaozhiyaoguxiumingyihuilai，tajiukeyihaobuyouyudipaoqiwo。
zhuyuanyizhouyihou，gujiaojiaodeshentiyiwudaai，jianglingdaizhetamen，huidaolewoshengqiandegongyu。
zicongwosihou，gongyubianmeirendasaole，weidaobumianyoudianda。
gujiaojiaogangjinmenjiuculecumei
“gege，zheilihaozang，wobuxiangzaizheizhu！”
guxiumingwenyanyemianlubuyue
“lingling，buranwohaishidaizhejiaojiaoquzhujiudianba，bumafannile！”
jianglingzheji，yibalazhuleguxiumingdeshou，xiaorongchanmei
“xiuming，nibiezheji，woxianzaijiuqudasao，nihejiaojiaoxianzuozhexiexie”
wolengxiaoleyisheng，wochongleliunianderen，xianzaiquexinganqingyuandizaibiedenanrenmianqiandifuzuoxiao。
bijingsannianmeizuoguojiawu，dasaoyizhenggegongyuduijianglinglaishuohaishihenchilide。
jianglingnazheshoujideshoudunledun，dakailehewodeduihuakuang，zuihouyitiaoxinxi，shiwojitafade“wanshangxiangchishenme”
takanzhexinxilengleyishun，jiwofaletiaoweixin
“songhuaiyuan，nibuzhidaodasaoweishengma，nizhongyuzhuangbuxiaquleshima，wozhenshihouhuimeizaodiangennilihun！”fawankenenghaijuedebujieqi，jianglingbashouji“pa“deyishengrengzailecanzhuoshang。
wobitouyisuan，woyijingsilea…silehaizenmedasaoweisheng…
“lingling，nileibuleia，wohaoxintengni，yaobushiwogangzuowanshoushuwoyidingbangni！”
guxiumingzuozaishafashang，zhuangzuohenweiqudeyangzi。
“xiuming，nidaizhejiaojiaokandianshiba，buyongguanwo”
jianglingtingdaoguxiumingdehua，gandongdekuaiyaoliuchuyanlei。
xindiyipiansuanse，wotaoxintaofeidechonglejianglingliunian，daotoulai，bibuguotazhumadeyijuhua。
kuangdangyishengcuixiang，woxinlimengdiyizhan，ganjinwangshafaneibiankanquneibiankanqu。
beigujiaojiaodasuizaidishangde，shiwomashengqiansongwodelanhua。
wohemeimeicongxiaobianmeileba，womakaozhemaipenzaigongwohemeimeishangxue，zhikexiwogangshangdaxuedeshihou，tajiuqushile。
zheipenlanhuashiwomashengqianzuixihuandeyipen，woyijingxixinzhaogulehaoduonian。
keshixianzai，tajuranbeigujiaojiaodasuile！
womengdipuguoqu，woqingyuandapodeboligeshangwodeshou，ketoumingdeshouzhiquechuanguolesuipian，wozaiyexiubuhaotale，wolianwomazuixihuandedongxidoubaohubule。
jianglingtingdaoshengyinjimangpaoguolai，
“xiuming，zenmele，nimeishiba！”
guxiumingyaoleyaotou，“lingling，jiaojiaobuxiaoxindapolezheigehuapen，nibuhuiguaiwomenba”
jianglingshenshoumolemogujiaojiaodetou，“meishide，jiaojiaoyipenpohuaeryi，wojiajiushinijia，ninonghuaishenmedoumeiyouguanxi”
shuowanbianbasuipianhelanhuarengdaoleyangtaishang。
wozhidaojianglingbuaiwo，danshimeixiangdaotaduiwozheimewuqing。
tamingmingzhidaozheipenlanhuaduiwohenzhongyao，quehaishixiangrenglajiyiyangdiudaoyangtaishang。
##3
dasaowanweishengyijingshiwanshangle，jianglingjiaoleyizhuoziwaimai，guxiumingdaizhegujiaojiaolaidaolecanzhuopang。
jianglingzuozaicanzhuopang，cumeiyibianbiandidiankaiweixinyoutuichu。
wokanleyanqiangshangdeguazhong，19:30，pingchangzheigeshihouwodouhuifaxinxiwenwenjianglingshenmeshihouxiaban，ranhoukaichequjieta。
kenengshidengdebunaifanle，jianglingdakaihewodeduihuakuang，
“songhuaiyuan，nisilea，yizhibuhuixinxi，**qunaguihunle？zaizheiyangwomenminzhengjujian。”
wominleminchun，jiangling，zheiciwozhendesile…
jianglingfawanyoutanlekouqi，bashoujifangzailezhuozishang。
zhuanliankanxianggujiaojiaoshi，youhuifulechanmeidebiaoqing。
“jiaojiao，nixiangchishenme，jiejieweinia！”
gujiaojiaofanlegebaiyan，shenshoudadiaolejianglingfangzaitageboshangdeshou，“wozijihuichi！”
jianglingtingwangangadixiaolexiao。
wanshang，jianglingxiwanzaotangzaichuangshangdengguxiuming。
**xiangqi，jianglingfanzaodenaqishouji
“sheia，dabanyedashenmedianhua，zhaomaa！”
duimiandenvhaishengyingengyan，wocoujinyiting，jingshiwodemeimeisonghuaiyue！
“saozi，wogesile，nilaikankantaba！”
jianglinglenghengleyisheng，biaoqingbiyi，
“nimenxiongmeiliangdoushisahuangjing，niyiweiwohuixiangxinnimendeguihuama，nigaosunige，guxiuminghuilaile，woyaohetalihun，jiusuansile，woyeyaobatawachulai！”
shuowanjianglingjiuguadiaoledianhua，ranhounuqichongchongdidiankaiweixinjiwofaletiaoyuyin，
“songhuaiyuan，nishaojiwozhuangsi，woshibuhuixiangxinnide，biedanwushijian，ganjinquminzhengjugenwolinglihunzheng！”
ketabuzhidaodeshi，woyijingsile，bunenghuifutale…
wangchangjianglingjiwofaweixinwodoushimiaohuide，zheicidenglewufenzhongbujianwohuifu，taqidezhijiebawolaheile。
wozichaodixiaolexiao，takeyidengguxiuming6nian，quelianjifenzhongbuyuanyidengwo。
tashenzhilianhuajifenzhongquerenxinxidezhengwudoubuyuanyi，wozaitaxinli，zhendejiuzheimejianruhongmao。
yeshi，wobugaiduijianglingyoushewang，zhengrutasuoshuo，tacongweiaiguowo。
yizhenqinmiguohou，jianglingmiansechaohongditangzaiguxiumingdehuaili，shuangshoujinjinbaozhetadeyao。
“xiuming，wozhendehenxiangni，zheimeduonianle，wohaishizhixihuanni，xiexieniyuanyihuilaizhaowo”
guxiumingmolemojianglingdetou“lingling，nizhidaode，dangshishibeibiedenvrengouyinwocaihuihenifenshoude，danshizheicihuilaihou，wofaxianhaishiniduiwozuihao，nibuyaoguaiwohaobuhao”
guxiumingshizaishicongming，sanliangjuhuajiubazijicongbuzhongdexuanwolizhailechulai。
jianglingtingdaozheihua，xintengdiwojinguxiumingdeshou“nishuoshenmenixiuming，wodangranbuhuiguaini，wozhidaonishiaiwode，yaoguaijiudouguaineigesonghuaiyuan，mingzhidaozijipeibushangwohaifeiyaotieshanglai，wohetajiehundoushibeibiwunai。yaobushiyinweita，womenzenmehuifenkaizheimezhangshijian！haizhaorenpianwoshuotasile，silegenghao！”
姜玲哭着咒骂我。
ranerkanzheguxiumingshi，tayoulimahuanlegezuilian，“xiuming，wohesonghuaiyuanlihun，niquwoba！”
jianglingkanzheguxiuming，yanzhongjingdailejifenaiqiudeyiwei，zheiyangdeyanshencidewoxinkoutengleyishun。
guxiumingwenyanmianseyidun，xiaorongyejiangyingle，
“zenmeturanyaojiehun，woxianzaigongzuohaimeiandingxialai，erqiejiaojiaobingqingyebuwending，wodeshishikekekanzheta！”
jianglingtingdaozheihuajidizuoleqilai，“buyongnishangban，wozhuanqianjinihua，nihejiaojiaojiuyizhizhuzaizhei，wohuibangnizhaogutade！”
“ng…lingling，nizaidengdeng，xianzaisonghuaiyuanhaimeihenilihunni，tazheimexihuanni，kenengbuhuitongyi”
tingdaowodemingzi，jianglinglianshangyouyoulejifenbiyi，
“tabutongyiyemeiyong，fanzhengzheihun，wolidingle！daoshihoutadecunkuanquandoushiwomende！”
“zhendema，neiwodayingni！”guxiumingbaozhejianglinghenhenqinleyikou，yandishanguoyisijingming。
##4
diertianyizaojianglingbeidianhuachaoxing。
jianglingyouhenyanzhongdeqichuangqi，dantakenengwangleguxiuminghaishuizaitapangbian，naqishoujijiumaleqilai
“**sheia，dazaoshangdedadianhua，shibushiyoubing！”
“saozi，woqiuqiuni，laisongsongwogeba，tabijinghenishisannianfuqia！”
womeiyoujijianglingdaledianhua，aiqiudeyuqitingdewoxinteng。
“dazaoshangdezhenhuiqi，nigaosusonghuaiyuan，jiusuantasile，woyebuhuidiaoyidiyanlei，niaizenmebanzenmeban，hairangwoqusongtade，tajiushizhaojiekouburangwogentalihun，niyihouyaoshizaijiwodadianhua，wojiulaheini，nibiexiangfendaosonghuaiyuandeyifenqian！”
“我没有…”
“meiyougepi，ganjingun，nimenxiongmeiliangzhenshiyiyangdeexin，jinigeshaozhiqianquba！”
姜玲直接挂了电话。
woqixueshangyong，xinliyizhenwohuo
womeimeishiwozaizheigeshijieshangzuiqinderenle，wodayingwomayaozhaoguhaota。
danzicongwojielehun，womeimeizaiyemeiyouzhaowobangguomang，tazhidaowoxihuanjiangling，buxiangyinweitarangwomenshangleheqi，jintianquebeijianglingzheiyangxiuru，qidewoxianghenhenshuaijianglingyigebazhang。
doushiyinweiwoshirenbuqing，rangwomeimeishouzheizhongweiqu，wozhenshihenzijidewuneng！
“dazaoshangchaoshenmechao，yaochaochuquchao！”
guxiumingbeichaoxingle，shuaikailejianglingdegebo。qidechuailechuaichuang。
“xiuming，duibuqi，wobushiguyide”
jianglingyilianchanmei，huanglehuangguxiumingdegebo，wanquanmeilegangcaideqiyan。
“zijibushuijiubiedaraowo！”guxiumingfanlegeshen，beiduizhejiangling。
jianglingmeileshuiyi，qishenquchufangzhunbeizuozaofan。
jiehunwunian，jianglingcongmeijiwozuoguozaofan，jiulianpaomiandoumeijiwozhuguo。
tashuoxianghewutianjiadenaicha，wojiumeitianzaoqilianggexiaoshijitazhuhaozhuangjinbeizili；
taxianqiwozuodecaihuayangshao，wojiuqutazuixihuandefandiangenzhechushixuebannian，jiuweilezuochutaxihuandekouwei。
tashenmeyaoqiuwodounengmanzu，woyiweitayehuixiangduiguxiumingneiyangduidaiwo。qishiaibuaide，congyidunzaocanzhongjiunengkanchulai，zheimeduonian，woyizhidouzaiziqiqiren。
xiangdaozhei，woxinliyongshangyibobuganheyuanhen。
xujiuweizuofan，jianglingbuzhidaoconghexiashou，zhudemiantiaodoutuochengleyituan。
guxiuminghegujiaojiaozaijianglingmanghuolehaoyizhenhoucaiqichuangxishu。
kandaoguolituochengyituandemiantiao，gujiaojiaodangchangjiufalehuo
“nizheishenmedongxia，buhuishixiangdusiwohewogegeba！”
guxiuminglianseyelenglexialai，
“jiangling，niyaoshibuhuizuojiubiezuo，jiaojiaozuowanshoushu，nizuozheixiedongxishilaiguyiexintama，nidaodihuibuhuizhaogubingren，niyaoshibuhuiwomenxianzaijiuzou，nibieyongzheizhongfangshisongke！”
jianglingtingdaotadehuajiulimahongleyankuang，
“xiumingduibuqi，woxianzaiquwaimianjinimai…”
guxiumingdaizhexujiaojiaozuozaileshafashang。
wenyanpieletayiyan，manlianbunaifan，“neinikuaiqua！”
jianglingcalecayanlei，naqiwaitaojiuchumenle。
gangdaobaozipu，baozidiandelaobanniangjiurenchutalaile“pingshibudoushihuaiyuanneixiaozimaifanma，zenmejintiannizijichulailea？”
“ng…tazuijinmang…”jianglingduanduanxuxudishuo。
jianglinggangxiangfuqianjiubeilaobanniangshenshouzuzhile，
“xiaosongshuoniaichiwomenjiabaozi，zaizheiyale500kuaini，nibuyongfuqian！”
jianglingtingwanzheihualengleyixia，ranhoudiankaiweixinjiwofaletiaoxinxi，
“songhuaiyuan，wozaijinizuihouyicijihui，niyaoshixianzailaiqiuwo，bawohongkaixinle，wojiubugennilihun！”
ketawangle，tayijingbawolaheile，jiusuanmeilahei，tayeyongyuanshoubudaowodexinxile。
jianglingnazhebaoziwangqianzou，jigemaicaidedayijuzaineiliaotian。
“laolia，nikedegennijiahaizihaohaoshuoshuo，xianzaiyoubingderendouduo，bieranghaizitiantianzuoneixieyouhaishentijiankangdeshi，kedebaohuhaoxinzanga！”
“zale，zuijinwomenzheipianyouchushenmeshile？”
“woshangcibushidaiwoguinvqutijianma，zaibingfangkandaoduimianxiaoquneigejingchanglaiwomenzheimaicaidehaizile”
“哪个孩子啊”
“jiushineigetiantianmaicaijitaxifuzuofandenianqingxiaohuo，ai，zhenshikexi，zheimenianqingjiudexinzangbingsile，talaopoyemeiliangxin，linsiyemeiqukantayiyan！”
“ai，zhenshikuminga！”
tingdaojigedayideduihua，jianglingmiansefabai，
haoyihui，tacaiduosuozhenaqishouji，daleyigequyiyuandechuzuche。
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