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weilexuanchuanzhumakaibandezhiyejinengxuexiao，qizibazhuangyuannversongquxuepengren。
zhumazaiwangshangfashipinxuanyao：“zhuangyuanganlamian，jiuyeyouqiantu！”
fuzongqiziyegenzhedianzanpinglun。
“dushuburuxuechaocai，chulaijiushiwanbaqian！”
xuexiaoshunjianhuobaowangluo，jiazhangmenzhengxiankonghoudebaoming，nanrenzhuandepenmanboman。
kezhuantou，qiziquebazhumagaokaoliangbaifenerzi，songjinle“gaoshengda”xianjieban，meiqimingyueyingzaiqipaoxian。
kanzheyanleiwangwangdenver，wodangchangjiubaolejing，zhijiegaotafeifajingying。
budaobanxiaoshi，gongshangjuderenchuangjinxuexiao，fenmianyoutoudezhumabeiyashangjingche。
bushiyaohuilewonverme？neiwojiusongnichilaofan。
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linjinyunuqichongchongdechuangjinzongcaibangongshi，payishengbaxiangnaierpaizaizhuozishang。
“xiezhilinifengle！juranganbaojingzhuafuhuan！”
“xuexiaobenlaijiuzhongmingsheng，jigechengxushuloueryi，nifeibashinaozheimeda，yihoutahaizenmemianduixueshengjiazhang？”
“xiezhili，yinweinideyigedianhua，fuhuansuoyounuli、suoyoufuchudouhuile！”
mianduilinjinyudexiesidili，wozhongzhongfangxiachabei，lishengzhiwen。
“wohuileta？neinverni？niyoukaolvguotama？”
“weilekaoshanghuada，xiaoxiaokudushijinian，meitianjiushuiwuliugexiaoshi，haoburongyikujinganlai，jieguobeisongquxuepengren！linjinyu，nipeidanggemama？niyouweitakaolvguoma？”
tabeiyezhu，danhaishizuiyingdao。
“xiaoxiaobuyiyang！jiusuantabushanghaoxuexiao，yenengronghuafuguiyibeizi！”
“fuhuantamenfuziyizhishenghuopinkun，feiduodajingcaikailegexuexiao，wobangbangtayoucuoma？”
“zaishuole，daoshihouxiaotianxuechengguilai，qulexiaoxiao，zaijichengxiejiabudouyiyangma！”
tingdaotalipudeyanlun，wodangchanglengzhu，zhizhetabizishuo。
“nicaifengle！wobukenengbanverjiajitade！”
“haixiangchiwojiajuehu，jianzhichixinwangxiang！”
“xiezhilini......”
linjinyuhaixiangfanbo，nverquezaicishiyankuangtonghongdepaolejinlai。
“ma，niweishenmebugenwoshangliang，zhijietiwofangqiruxue？”
tazuanzheluqutongzhishu，yanleihualahualadewangxiadiao。
“ma，nizhidaode，huadashiquanguodiyi，yeshiwocongxiaodemengxianga！niweishenmeyaoshanzuozhuzhang？”
linjinyuqueyilianlizhiqizhuang。
“woshinima，woyouquanjuedingnishangshenmexuexiao！”
“jiuquxuepengren！nvhaizijiajiade，xueshenmeguanli？yihouxuehuizuofanhaohaosihouxiaotian！”
我直接拍桌而起。
“你给我闭嘴！”
jiezheyouyibalanguobaobeinver，anweita。
“fangxin，huadaxiaozhangshiniyeyedexuedi，wogentadashengzhaohu，xiaoxiaohaishizhengchangruxue。”
nveryibabaozhuwo，kudeqibuchengsheng。
“谢谢爸。”
linjinyuqifenbuyi，buguxingxiangdezhizhewo。
“xiezhili，nverdourangniguanhuaile！”
wolenglengdekanzheta，shengyinqingxierbingleng。
“shi，woshitaba，woyuanyiguanzheta。”
“neinini？zuoweiqinma，nvershengri，nipeishenfuhuanfuzihuabing。”
“gaokaodangtian，nijiekougongsiyoushi，jieguobeiwozhuangjianchuanqipaojitaerzisongkao！”
“haiyoujiehunjinianri，nibashenfuhuandeershou**songjiwo，linjinyu，nizhidaoshenmeshixiuchima？”
talianseyoujifennankan，jiejiebabadao。
“neishizhuangcuole！danghaizidemianhushuoshenme？”
我摔坏他一个玩具，他让我赔了二十年
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栏目：都市
同学会，我开着货车来了
作者：孤灯黄卷
栏目：都市
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卧底自家店，总监职位被小人抢了
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老婆出轨转走三千万，我反手告到他倾家荡产
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