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精彩章节

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laopozuoweisoujiuyuanqujiunishuidehaizi，shenweisoujiuduizhangdewoquedandingkaiqilezhibo。

jifenzhonghou，haizichenggonghuojiushangan，erlaopoquebeishuicaochanzhu，chenruhaidi。

“nikuaiqujiunilaopoa！nilaopoyinweitilibuzhichendaoshuilimianqule。”

zhouzaodequnzhongkanxiangwodeyanshenshifenpoqie，bijingwoshixianchangrenzhongsoujiushuipingzuizuigaoderen。

我却不甚在意，

“woquganshenme？nibuzhidaowogangheguojiu，bunengxiahai？”

shuoba，wohaidalegejiuge。

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zhouzaoyuanbenxuanxiaodequnzhong，beijingdeshuobuchuhua，

yuanbenyinluoshuiyishishifenxuannaodehaitan，shashibiandeanjingwubi。

renquncuyongzhewowanghaibianzouqu，faxianqizideshenyingzaihaishuizhonghuanhuanxiachen，

qizifengxinnulidexiangshangpa，danyiranshangbulean。

woyikanjiuzhitabeishuicaochanzhu，

zhiyinwoduizheipianshuiyuzuishuxi，fangyanxiadezheipianhaishuicaozuiduo，zuizhangyezuinanchan。

gaoshijidongdiqiazhewodegebo，mianmuzhengning：

“bukenenga！duizhang，nishuoguode，zuowomenzheiyixingyaobaochishikeqingxing，zaigangshangbunenghejiu。

nidangshirangwoshikelaoji，dannizenmenengwangleni？lige，xinxinxianzaibinsichuiwei，zhiyouninengjiutaa。”

shuowangaoshihaipawobuxinnachufengxindeshengmingzhuangkuang。

yiqishangxianshi，fengxindegexiangzhibiaodouchuzaiweixiandeshuiping，hongxianhejingbaoshengrangsuoyourendouxinjingroutiao。

一个大爷指着我说：

“nihaishibushigenanrena？neilimiankeshinilaopoa，zhenmeidandang！gankuaixiaqujiurena！momocengcengganshenme？”

“jintianyoubushiwozhiban，wopingshenmebunenghe？haiyouwoshitalaogongdoumeiyouzheiwanyier，nizenmehuiyoufengxindeshengmingzhuangkuanga。”

shuoba，wonachuhebierenhuangangdeliaotianjilu，

shangmianqingqingchuchudexianshilewohelingwaiyigerenhuangangle。

gaoshigangadizhanzaiyuandi，danrengbusixindao：

“neiyoushenmede，duizhangnizheimelihaijiusuanhelejiuyeyidinghuibaxinxinjiushanglaide。”

“yinweiligepingchanglaoshimangduilimiandeshi，wohaipaligegubushangxinxinjie，bangligeduozhaoguyixiaxinxinjie。”gaoshiweizijizhaobu。

“duiliguidinglehejiuzhihoubunengxiahai，weizhemianzhi。

zenme，nixiangrangwobeimianzhi，ranhounizijishangweia？

youquanwoneigongfu，nizaobawolaopoconghailijiushanglaile。

haiyouwozijidelaopo，wonengzhaoguhao，buyongnicaoxin。”

shuohuaqijianwoyizhizaibainongshouzhongdeshouji，quanxinquanyidikanzhezhibojianlidepinglun。

gaoshiquebeiwodehuayezhule，lengzaiyuandi，buzhigaizuohehuida，jumianjiangchibuxia。

zheishiyizhizaipangbianweiguandezhangmuniangcongrenqunzhongzouchulaile，biankubianshuo，

“xiaolia，nidegongzuojiuneimezhongyaoma？neilimiankeshinideqizia。nimensanniandeqingfenhaibibushangnidegongzuoma！niyijinghaisiwoyigehaizile，nihaixiangzaihaisidiergema？”

tadelianyinweiguodubeitongersangshilebiaoqingguanli，xiandeshifenzhengning。

tachaowozoulai，guochengzhongshenzhiyintaiguobeishangerxianxieshuaidaozaiwomianqian，

huotuotuoyigeainvshenqiedehaomuqinxingxiang。

kandaozheiyifuganrenzhishendechangmian，zhoubianderendoumianlutongqing，shifendongrong，

shenzhiyouxielaorendidichuoqichusheng。

“woyehenxiangqujiuxinxina，danwohejiule，zhendebunengxiahai。kenengzheijiushixinxindemingba。haiyounideerzibushiwohaisi。”

wosuiyaotoutanxidao，danyanjingrengranmubuzhuanjingdekanzheshoujipingmu，

kanzheriyizengzhangdezhibojianrenshu，woqingxiaochusheng。

zhibojiandabufenderendoushiyinweiqiziluoshuizheijianshijinruzhibojiande，

danmulichongmangezhongmapinghequangao，danwowusuowei，youliuliangjiuxing。

kandaolaopokuaisile，wohaiyoulianxiaochusheng，weiguanqunzhongqunqingjifen。

yigedaizhenverdemuqinzhixiangwoduinvershuo：

“haier，zanjihao，yihoukebunengzhaozheiyangdenanren。shuobudingnatianyoushideshihoujiubanipaoqile。”

“nixingnishanga！wohejiule，wozaxiaqua？feirangwosizaihailijiwolaopoxunqingnicaigaoxinga？”

wocongshoujijiemianzhongtaiqitou，yilianwusuoweidekanzhemawodedaye。

pingchangbalianmiankandebiminghaizhongyaodezhangmuniang，zaidatingguangzhongzhixiaxiangwoguixia，

“xiaolia，woqiunile。zaihailidebushibieren，shinilaopoa。

niliangjiehundeshihou，niyiqiongerbai，xinxindangshijiugenwoshuo：

“ma，wobututaqian，wojiututazheigeren。jiusuannihejiule，danniduizheipianhaiyuzuishua。nigenzhegaoshixiaqu，jiubuleren，yenengbangmangzhizhilua。”

“duia，duizhang，niduizheipianhaiyuzuishule。nifangxin，youwozai，yidingbuhuirangniyujianweixiande。”

高时在一旁帮腔。