xiaoshuo《laopoweiqingrendajia，wobuguaita》shiyibenfeichangcuileidedoushishenghuozuopin，jimengzhouyanliliqinmuliangweizhujiaozhijiandeaiqinggushinvexinnvefei，zuozhe“nanyu”chuangzuodeneirongpianfuhenduan，shiheyikouqiduwan，xiangqingwei：wodaocheguaiwan，bulengbureyingsheng。tashuojimengzhoushixiaonansheng，quewanglewohejimengzhoushitongyijiededaxuetongxue，jiehunzheisannian，taaixizijidebaobeicheaixideyao……
第一章
jingchatongzhiwoguoquqianzijiaofakuanshi，qizizhengtiezhejimengzhou。
kandaowo，taxiaorongzhongdaizhexinxu：“mengzhoutaneidonglouyinweishigushusan，wozhishiguolaipeitayixia。”
ruguoshiyiqian，woyidingbengkuidedashenghoujiao。
danjintian，wozhishidandingdeqianzijiaoqianlingren。
chulaihou，qizixiaolianyingying：“laogongnizhenhao，wobenlaihaipaniguaiwoni。”
wochelechezuijiao。douyijingbuaile，guainiganma？
01
“laogong，chezaijiudianlouxia，xianqukaiche。”
jiewanrenbenxiangzhijiehuijia，yanliliqueturankaikou，wolandechuochuanta，yingshengjiuguailegewan，zhibenjiudian。
“nikaichebalaogong，wojintianheledianjiu。”
wozuojinjiashiwei，yanlilishanglehoupai，jimengzhouyezuanlejinqu。
guadangshi，wokandaofujiashangdexiangyanhedongmanbaijian，buyouqinghengchusheng，zicongshangcizhidaoyanliliduocidaizhejimengzhouzuofujiahou，wojiumeizuoguotadechele，xianzaifujiayijingbeigaizaochengzheiyang。
haizhenshipobujidaidexiangxuanbinduozhua，jimengzhou。
shunzhewodeshixian，yanlilikandaole，dunshimianseyoudianganga。
“laogong，tawanxingda，nibiejieyia。”
“是吗？”
wodaocheguaiwan，bulengbureyingsheng。
tashuojimengzhoushixiaonansheng，quewanglewohejimengzhoushitongyijiededaxuetongxue，jiehunzheisannian，taaixizijidebaobeicheaixideyaoming，congmeirangwozaifujianongguozheixie。
wohaizhenmeixiangdaoduanduanyinian，jimengzhoujiunengzuodaozheigechengdu，haizhenshihenyoushouduan。
neitianjuhuiwodaileyanliliqu，qiaqiaopengshangjimengzhouzaicanzhuoshangsukuzijigongzuobuli，woxiangzhewomendangnianguanxihaisuanbucuo，jiuxiangzhebangyiba，rangyanlilibataanpaidangshixisheng，yesuanshijinletongxuedeqingyi。
zuikaishiyanliliyizhimaiyuanta，shuotashenmedoubuhui，guaiwojitajieshouleyigelantanzi。
danhoulai，tamendeguanxiqueyuelaiyuejin。
yanliliduitadebaoyuanyeshaole，shenzhiouerhaihuikuazanliangju。
dengdaowofaxiandeshihou，yeyijingwanle。
jiuxiangjintian，kuanianyetashuochucha，jieguoqishishizaigenjimengzhouzaijiudiankaifang，shenzhigenlurenqilezhengzhi。
lurenailejiquan，dagaiyeshiqibuguo，dangchangbaojing，liangrenyiqibeidaizou，caiyoulehoumiandezheixieshi。
wodaodeshihou，yanlilishenzhiyifuhaibeisilan，yishenqinglianghaiyibiantiezaijimengzhoushenpang。
ruguoshiyiqian，woyidingbengkuidedashenghoujiao。
danjintian，wozhishidandingdeqianzijiaoqianlingren，shenzhizhuangsiwuyidewendao。
“哦？什么事故？”
yanlilixianglexiang，suihoutuokouerchu：“meiqixielou，buranyebunengchulaizhujiudian。”
xiangdaotamanzuihuanghuadeyangzi，wotanxifadongcheziwangqianzou，gangjingguoyigelukou，yanlilixiangqishenmeside：“laogong，xiansongmengzhouhuiquba？tajinwanyetingleidele。”
woyileng，touguohoushijing，kandaoliangrenjintiezhedeshenzi，zaiwokanbujiandedifang，shuobudinghaizaishoulashou，xinzhongbuyouchaofeng，meishenmehaoqideyingsheng。
“kunle，woxiangxianhuiqushuijue，bushunlu，meifaxiansongtahuiqu，nimenzijixiangbanfa。”
“…haishi，haishibumafanqinmuleba，jinwanyijinggoumafandele。”
jimengzhoushishikaikou，mianshangdaidianqieshengshenghekelianxixi。
yanlilikandaotazheigeyangzi，dagaiyeshijiuqihaimeisanjinyoushangletou，dunshilailepiqi。
“qinmu！woshuohuanimeitingjianma？”
02
“wojiaonitingche！tingjianmeiyou？！”
suizheyanliliyiquandadaokaobeishang，wodunshibeijingdecailechache，xinshenbudingdejingehuitoukan。
tadaodiyaoganshenme？！buzhidaozheishizaimalushangma！
wogangzhunbeikaikoumayanlilishenjingbing，sheizhitalvxiankaimenxialeche，dakaijiashimenjiujiwojiekaianquandaizhuailechulai。
“yanlili，nishen…a！”
beitazhuaichuchemendeyishunjian，woluodicaidaodimiandongshiledexue，yigemeizhanwen，shuaizailedishang。
yanliliditoukanlewoyiyan，wudongyuzhong，gangcaineidianjinyoudexinxuyexiaoshibujian，zhiyouduiwodefennu。
“qinmu，nizhuangshenme？rangnidiaotouyixiayoushenmeguanxi！zheimedianshinijiufeidexiaoxinyan，nijiushiduimengzhouyouyijianshiba！nibuyuanyikaijiuwokai！”
gangcaishuaizaidishangxigaizhengqiaokedaolemaludebianyan，zheihuixigai**ladeteng，woziyaliezuihuanlexia，gangxiangmata，danshitaquezhuanshenshanglejiashishi。
chemenpengdeyishengguanshang，meijiwoduoyuyigeyanshen。
jimengzhoujianzhuangyexiachezuanjinfujia，jinmenqianhaibuwangyongtiaoxindeyanshenkanlewoyiyan，mianluweiqujiaxingxingdejiwodaoqian。
“baoqianaqinmu，nimeishiba？woqishishibuxiang…”
“mengzhou！shangche，gentayoushenmehaoshuode？！”
suizheyanliliyishenghechi，jimengzhouzhuangsiyaoguolaifuwodedongzuoyeyidun，haobuyouyudeshangleche。
“yanlili！nihelejiu！kaishenmeche！”
wonuhouchusheng，huiyingwodeshifadongjiwengmingshenghefeisukaichuqudeqiche。
yanlilibugujiujia，zhijiejiukaizouleche！
shidaorujin，woshizaibuxiangzaiguantahuichushenmewentile。
yizhenlengfengchuiguo，handonglayue，wozailubianyizhedanbochuizheliangfeng，zuzudalebanxiaoshichecaihuidaolejia，buzhidaozijilaizheiyitangdeyiyizaina。
zaizheibangexiaoshili，woshenzhiyanleidoukubuchulai，jingguozheiyinian，zijiyijingchediduiyanlilishiwangle。
gangtuikaijiamen，yanlilizaoyizaijia，wojiuxunchiwenta。
“nibushishuonizaichuchakuanianhuibulaima？weishenmewoyoubeigonganjutongzhiqujieni？”
yanliliwenyan，lianshangyisibuziran，zhihouselineiren。
“wobushigennishuoguole？dangshiqingkuangweiji，mengzhoujialineidongwuyeyijingshuoshiranqixieloukaishishusanlele，wozhinenggennishuochucha，paniduoxiang。”
jianzhuangwobianmeiyoulihui，tadouzheimeshuole，zaijijiaojiushiwodecuole，erqietaxianzaihaimeijiuxing，gujiyoushimianbuleyidunzhengchao。
diertianyijueshuixing，wojiuganjuehunshennanshou，sihushifashao，buyongxiangdouzhidaoshizuotiandehanfengjichuizhele。
yanlilikanzhewomianpangcangbaidemoyang，nandeduiwoluchuxiexuguanxin。
“…laogong，zuotianshiwochongdongle，niyoubushibuzhidao，wohedianjiujiuneiyang，nihaiyounananshouma，woqujinizhuzhou。”
woguozhebeizimeihangsheng，yanlilihuayingangluo，dianhuajiuxiangqile。
yikan，guoranhaishiyinhunbusandejimengzhou。
03
yanlilitaochushouji，chiyibanshangyemeijie，mianseyinyueyouxiechouchu。
tadagaiyeshixiangjintianhaohaohongwo，suoyizheigedianhualaidedangbudangzhengbuzheng，bahaoburongyiyunniangchudehexieqifenyoutuixianglebingdian。
wojianzhuang，zhijieniuguoletou，shengdedanwutajiejimengzhoudedianhua。
jianwoniutou，yanlilitankouqi，jieledianhua。
“喂？”
“lili，jintianzenmemeilaishangban？”
sheizhiyanlilikanlewoyiyan，xiangshiguyiyaorangwozhidaotahejimengzhouqingqingbaibaiside，meizougengmeijiangditingtongyinliang，ershimianseziranhuifudao：“qinmushengbingle，wozaijializhaoguta。”
dianhuaneitouchenmoyishun，suihouyekeleqilai。
“shima？neiyinggaishizuowan，zuijinhanliutailengle，wodouyoudianshengbingle，rangqinmuzhaoguhaozijia，lili，nishangbanlushangnengbangwoyedaidianyaoma？”
“niyeshengbingle？jutishenmezhengzhuang？”
......
jieguodianhuazhihou，yanlilibiankaishilexinbuzaiyanqilai，taomitaoleyibanjiujianchibuzhuyaozou。
“laogong，gongsineibianwohaishidequkankan，nixiantanghuiba，zhouwoyihuijinidianwaimai，nizaimenkounajiuxing。”
“知道了。”
womusongtalikai，suiranxinzhongyijingbuaiyanlilile，danbeirenzaixinzhonghenglianghoubeipaoxiadeziwei，shushibuhao。
woheyanlilidaerxiangshi，lianailiangnian，biyejiehun，daoxianzai，yijingwunianle。
dangchujimengzhousuiranbusuanshiwoshiyouneizhongfeichangyaohaodepengyou，queyeshiwodaxueweishubuduodepengyouzhiyi。
zhiyutadaodishishenmeshihoukaishiduiyanliliyouzheizhongxinside，wogengshibudeerzhi。
xueshengshiqidajiadoukanqilaichabuduo，tianzhenhuopo，zhendaozhichangjiniancaizhidaoyigerennengbunengbaochibenxin，huibuhuibeishehuitonghua。
danshiyanlilihuibeipanwo，shiwoshushimeixiangdaode，tapingchangsuishuodadalielieleyidian，danshiquecongbunaganqingkaiwanxiao，sheizhiduanduanyinianhunyinjiunengmianmuquanfei。
waimaihenkuaijiusongdao，danshixiaopiaoshangdemingzihaomadoushijimengzhoude，zhigailedizhi。
waimaiyuanqiaomenwocainengnadao，tazoushihaimamalieliedeshuowobujiedianhua。
wotanqidakaisuliaodai，faxianzhoushiwochilejiuhuitudepidanzhou，yaoyebushiduizhengdeyao。
buzhidaoshiyanliliguyihaishizenyang，taruguozhidaowodezhengzhuang，shibuhuijiwodianzheixiedongxide。
buguokanwaimaidizhishangdexingming，bachengyebushiyanlilidiande。
wuxinduoxiang，wozhijiezijiquleyiyuan。
guahaomaiyaoguashui，mangwandeshihouyijingshiwanshangle。
yanlilixiabanhoucaizhaodaowo，waimianxialexiaoxue，taganlaikandaowodiyijujiumeishenmehaoqi。
“bushidoujinidianwaimaihezhoule，zenmehaijiaoqingdechulaizhuyuanle？”
wokanzheta，youkanlekantashenhougenzhelaidejimengzhou，yishijianzhijuedewubiyanfanhepibei，dangjikaikou。
“yanlili，womenlihunba。”
同学会，我开着货车来了
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老婆出轨转走三千万，我反手告到他倾家荡产
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