《laopoyixinweichulian,wofangshouhoutaquekuchenggou》zheibenxiaoshuozhendehenhaokan。xinglongchengfengdexiezuowenbiyehenhao,quanshujingcai,henzhidetuijian。linfengwangxinranshigaishudezhujiao,xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:“xing,shiwofanjian,dabanyedachequnijiajiushiweilehongnihuilai,xianzaihaibeirenshuoshisaorao,linfeng,niyoubing!”……
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qingeyigedananrenhuodaozheibasuishule,yemeiyouyifenwendinggongzuo,youshiruzhuide,chizhudoushiyuefujialide,tachengshouzheixieyalibushilisuoyingdangdema?
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buguowusuoweitazenmexiang,fanzhengzheihunshilidingle!
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wojimanglazhuta,barenanzaishafashang:“ma,wochiguole,bue,nijiubiemanghuole。”
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“ma,wohaoxiangni,niyoumeiyouxiangwo?”
“dangmadenayoubuxiangerzide,buguonijintianzenmezheimerouma?pingshiketingbudaonishuozheixiehua,zenmele?genxinxinchaojiale?”
womahaiyiweiwoshixinqingbuhao,suiranyouxiebushiying,danhaishishenshoubaolebaowo。
wozhalezhayanjing,shihuashuo:“ma,woyaogentalihunle。”
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