laomoqwqdewenzhangbichuxini,qingjiebutuota,《lingqijuexing:yibentianshigongfa,shouguowannian》henbang!linzixuanchenlongshibenshudezhujiao,《lingqijuexing:yibentianshigongfa,shouguowannian》jianjie:“……”wanglaowenyanyansuleqilai,taxiangxinzheixiaozibuhuiwuyuanwugushuozheizhonghua,mieguozhizai,nanzhanqunandaochuxianleqiangdadeguaiwu?……
朝阳市。
sanmingzhanshikaichelaidaolezheili,meirenshenhoudoubeizhedadao。
ciciqianlai,jiushijiejueguiyishijiande。
“老鼠,还没到嘛?
laoshukaizhecheyaoleyaotoudao:“kuaile,jiuzaiqianmian,laomao,zanmenzheixiedongxi,zhendekeyiduifuguaiwu?wotingshuoxizhanquneibian,yechuliguoyigekanbujiandexieling,sileshiduoren,caibeijuzhangjixiaomiele。
laomaoxiaolexiaodao:“fangxinba,xizhanquneigexieling,hewoyaoxiaomiedexielingbushiyigedengjide,erqiejuzhangyeshuole,weixianhendi,jiusuanwomenmeiyouxiaomiexieling,yenengananquanquande。
“nikebiejiusuan。yipangdaihaolaoyingdetongbanjiandingdao:“cicishiguiyijudiyicizhixingguiyishijian,erqiehaiyaozhibochuqu,ranglaobaixinggengjiafangxin,yaoshidiyicijiushibaile,guiyijukejiumeilexinrendule。
“dui,jueduibunengshibai!bixuchenggong!
“恩!
yihuihou,junchelaidaolebieshuqun,zheilijuzhudedoushiyouqianren,jiulianyixiemingxingyezaicijuzhu,shiyigegaodangbieshuxiaoqu。
ershijianyelaidaolexiawuliudianzhong,taiyangyejijiangxiashan。
junchedechuxian,shizhenghuijiadejuminfenfenmushi。
“qiguai,zenmehuiyoujuncheni?
“难道这里出事了?
“kenengba,buranbuhuilianjunchedoulaile。
baoanjiancilianmangjiaolailefuzeren。
sanmingzhanshiquanfuwuzhuangdexiachele,tiexuebandeqizhi,lingzhongrenzanyangbuyi。
fuzerenjimangpaoleguolai,calecahanshuidao:“tongzhi,qingwenyoushenmeshiqingma?
laoyingyansudao:“womenshiguiyijude,nimenzheiliyouxieling,womenguolaichuli。
“邪……邪灵!
fuzerenwenyandunshijingjiaoleqilai,kanlaishikanguozhibo,buranfanyingmeizheimejuda。
bijingguaiwuchuxiandeshijianbushihehenzhang,daduoshurendouhaibuzhidao,zheigeshijieyijingfashenglebianhua。
erkanrenaodechiguaqunzhong,tingdaozheilianggezi,youdemimang,youdeyijingyanlukongju。
“邪灵是什么?
“buhuiba,nimeikanguoguanfangdezhibo?zuijindouchuanbianle。
“a?zheiwohaimeizhuyi,fashengshenmele?
“jutiniquweibosouguiyijujiuzhidaole,woshizhenmeixiangdao,zheilijingranyouxieling,wodeganjinbanjiale。
“nipamaoya,guiyijuderendoulaile,kendingshilaixiaomiezheixielingle。
“e……haoxiangshie,neiwobubanle。
fuzerenkonghuangdao:“tongzhi,zheilizhendeyouxieling?
laoyingdianlediantoudao:“shide,nimenzheiliyigejumindadianhuajiguiyijule,suoyiwomenguolaijiejue,nimenbubidanxin,zheixielingweixianhenxiao。
负责人松了口气。
erzheishi,yimingqingniannanzixiaopaoleguolai,gaoxingdao:“nimenzhongyulaile,zicongwofaxianwodefangzibuganjinghou,wodoubuganzhule。
jianjuzhurenlaile,laoyingzhaolezhaoshoudao:“zouba,qunidefangzi。
“好好好,这边来。
qingniannanzilianmangshangqiandailu,qitaweiguandeyexiangqukankan。
laomaodunshimianxiangtamenyansudao:“geweisanleba,guiyijubanshi,qingwudarao,genghekuanghaiyouweixian。
zheirangweiguanderenyouxiebuman,tamenhaixiangkankanzheixielingzhangshenmeyangzini。
“nengyoushenmeweixian,nimenbujiushizhuanmenchulizheixieshiqingdema,nimenkeyibaohuwomena。
“就是就是。
“我们也要看!
guoranbuguanzainali,douyouzheizhongnaocan。
laomaoyinchenzheliandao:“zaishuoyiju,likesankai,rubutingcong,jiangyifangaigongwuzhuabu。
kezheilijuzhuderen,feifujigui,yigegedouyouguanxi,yangchenglemuzhongwurendexingge。
“he,hehusheini?nizhuayigeshishi?
“dui,xiaoxinnimingtianzheishenyishangbubao。
“bieguanta,womenkuaiqukankan,ruguotabubaohuwomen,womenyaotahaokan。
“走走走。
laomaoliansetieqingdenachushouji,botonglechaoyangshigonganjujuzhangdedianhua。
“喂,哪位?
“guiyijude。nijiushichaoyangshigonganjujuzhanglinzheng?
“……
linzhengwenyanzhengseleqilai,guiyijushishenmebumen,shangmianyefalailexiaoxi,suoyoubumendouyaoweiqifuwu。
“nihao,qingwenxuyaoshenmebangzhu?
“pairenlaitianxiangxiaoqu,zhuabufangaigongwurenyuan,jiangzheixierenquanbudaihuiqu,haohaojiaoyuyifan。
“是!
linzhenglianmangzuzhirenqianwangtianxiangxiaoqu,congganggangdedianhua,tayimingbai,tianxiangxiaoquyouguaiwuchuxian,buranguiyijuderenhuichuxianzainei。
buguojingranyourenfangaiguiyijuderenbanshi,zheixierenzhendeshibuzhisihuo。
laomaokanzhexuduorengenzhelaoyingjinqu,lenghengyishengyejinqule。
yilulaidaojuzhurendebieshu,budebushuo,zheilidexiaoqudequeshihao,huanjingyoumei,danjiageyebufei。
laoyingguanchazhesizhou,taiyanghaimeiyouxiashan,zheilijingbiwaimianyouleyisilengyi。
congjuzhangshouxiedehualaikan,zheilidequebutongxunchang。
“tongzhi,nikuaijinqubazheixielingjixiaomieleba。qingniannanzizhanzaimenwai,youxiehaipadebuganjinqu。
laoyaoleyaotoudao:“xianzaihaimeidaoshiji,nigenwomenxiangxishuoyixiaqingkuang。
laoshuyecikekaiqilezhibojian。
zhiboyikai,meijimiao,shunjianwushurenchonglejinlai。
“wocao,zhibozhongyukaile!
“tiana,denglezheimejiu,nizhongyukaile,nizhidaowodengzheyouduonanshouma,lianwozuixihuandeyasuodoubuwanle。
“delebani,nibuwanyasuole,zhenghaoshaokengduiyou。
“滚蛋。
“zheilishinaliya?woqu,bieshuya!
“zezeze,congzheibieshulaikan,wogujishiduowanyipingfang。
“这么贵!
“shuoshenmebieshu,kaibole,kendingshiduifuguaiwule,yebuzhidaojintianshishenmeguaiwu。
erqingniannanzidiantoudao:“congjitianqiankaishi,wofaxianwuziyuelaiyueleng,meitianyidazao,wohunshennanshou、pibei,zhidaoyouyitianwanshang,haoxiangshiliangdianzhongba,woxingleguolai,woturanganjuedaoshentihenzhong,haoxiangyoushenmedongxizaiyazheziji,wofankaibeiziyikan,yigemiansecangbaidenvzizaiduizhewoxiao!
xiangqizheige,qingniannanzijiuhunshenzhandou,yanzhongbumanlekongju,yanlekoukoushuijixudao:“wojingkongdexiachuang,zaiyikan,neinvzixiaoshile,woyebuganzaizhule,lianyepaochulewuzi,zhidaokanjiannimenguiyijujianli,wobiandadianhuajinimenle。
laoyingdianlediantou,congmiaoshushangkan,zheixielinghaoxiangduirenshanghaibugao,burantajiubukenenghaizhanzaizheilile。
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