shifenjuyoukandiandeyibenshuangwen《lurenwuchuangzongmenjindi》，leishuyuxuanhuankehuanticai，zhurengongshilurenyunqingyao，xiaoshuoyuanchuangzuozhejiaozuoluren。gushineirongfengfuduoyang，chongmanjingxiyuciji。zheigeguochengchixushixishijian，turanjianxiaofuweizhichuanlai“kaca”deshengyin，fangfojidanbeidasuileyiyang。henkuaineizhongtengtongganjiuxiaoshile，taganjuedaozijidexiaofu……
“zheigeshijie，quantouguozhenshiyingdaolia！”
huidaosushe，lurengankaiwanqian。
ruguozijishiliburuxiaohuohuo，zhipahuolingjiandeshiqinghaibeimengzaiguli。
“shifuzhidaowomailetadehuolingjian，zhipazaizeguaiwo，buguanle，jiangshilitishengshangquzaishuo！”
“xianjiangwujihaihuiqu！”
lurenshouzhongnazhesanbenmiji，likailebieyuan。
laidaowujige，shougezhanglaoyiyanjiurenchuleluren，wendao：“luren，zheiyigeyueshijian，wujixiuliandezenmeyangle？”
“yibanbanba，woshilaihaimijide！”
lurenxiaolexiao，jiangsanbenmijijiaoleshangqu。
shougelaorenwangzhemianqiandesanbenmiji，caidaolurenyijingfangqilewujidexiulian，bijingfeipinxuemai，genbenjiumeiyouxiuliandetianfu，nenggoukaiqidiyigelingqiao，doushixianrenenci。
xiangyaoxiulianwuji，meiyousanwuniandekuxiu，pashihennanrumen。
“woshuoguo，zheisanbenwujishenmeshihouhaidoukeyi，weishenmebujixunuliyixia？”
shougelaorenqiguaidewendao。
lurendanranyixiao，dao：“woyijinghennulidezaixiulianle！”
takuxiubashiernian，lunnuli，sheinengbideshangta？
“你这叫努力？”
shougelaorenweiweiyouxiefennu，dao：“woshikanzaiyunzhanglaodemianzishang，zaijiashangnishifeipinxuemai，caijinikailehoumen，jieguonizhixiulianyigeyue，jiujiangwujihaihuilaile，nitianfucha，zaibunuli，zaowantichuzongmen！”
“keshiwoyijingjiangsanmenwujidouxiulianchulailea！”
lurenhuileyiju，biantaibulikaile。
ruguorangshougelaorenzhidao，zijibujinjinjiangsanmenwujidouxiulianchulai，erqieliangmenyuanman，yimendacheng，buzhihuizenmeyangxiang。
shenzhi，haikaiqileliugelingqiao。
dailurenlikaihou，shougezhanglaoqueshiyaoyaotou，duilurengandaoyouxieshiwang，haoburongdedaoxianrenenci，kaiqilingqiaochengweiwuzhe，juranbuhaohaozhenxi。
“qiuzhanglao，lurenlaiwujigezuoshenme？”
zheigeshihou，yunqingyaozoulejinlai。
yinweilurendeshiqing，taxinqingbenlaijiubuzenmeyang，shunlulaidaowujigejieyuejibenjianpu，wanshantazichuangdejianfa，quemeixiangdaopengdaoleluren。
buguo，takeyibikaileluren，buxianghelurenyoushenmeguoduodejiaoji。
“原来是云长老！”
shougezhanglaoshunjianlaiqile，tongchidao：“nineitudi，busijinqu，haoburongyikaiqilingqiao，jiuyinggainulixiulian，ketacongwozheilijieyuezoudesanbenwuji，zhixiulianyigeyue，jiuhaihuilaile！”
“zhixiulianleyigeyue？”
yunqingyaozhenglezheng，suihoutongxidao：“taxuemaifeipin，rujinkailelingqiao，ruonengnulixiulianwuji，weibibunengkuarulingxi。”
xiangdaozheili，yunqingyaoxinzhongzhangzhangaitanyisheng，tilurenganjuedaokexi。
bendasuanhaohaojiaoyijiaoluren，kerucixinxing，nanchengqihou。
....
lurenhuidaobieyuan，xinzhongbianxiangzhezhuanqian，bendasuanjiezhehuolingjiandazhuanyibi，yihoumeigeyuedounenggounabawanbatongqian，dengyuershiduoniandexiulianshijian。
rujinzheigecailuduanle，zhinenglingxiangqitazhuanqiandefazi。
“rangwozaixiulianershiduonian，woyinggainenggoujianglingmaobuxiuliandaoyuanman，kaiqidiqigelingqiao！”
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jutasuozhi，yibanrumendizi，jiusuanzaitiancai，yeyaosanwugeyueshijian，caiyoukenengchongjidaolingxijing，tongguokaohe，chengweiwaimendizi。
rumendizi，youkenengbeitichuzongmendefengxian，danwaimendizijiubuyiyangle，jiusuanxiuweinanyijingjinyibu，yijiushiwaimendizi。
suoyi，lurenhenxiangzaodianchongjidaolingxijing。
danqiaofunanweiwumizhichui！
tayaoqian，henduohenduodeqian。
zhishaoyaoshijiwantongqian，caiyoukenengjianglingmaobuxiuliandaoyuanman。
“历练？”
lurenturanxiangqi《dizigui》shangdemiaoshu。
kaiqileliugelingqiaoyishangderumendizi，keyiqujierenwuhuodegongxiandian，zhiyaodedaogongxiandian，jiunenggouquwujigejieyuerenjieshangpinwuji，yenenggouzaizongmenneibugoumaiyixiexiulianziyuan。
buguo，zhixingrenwuyoufengxian，youqishixinrumendizishiliruo，yequeshaojingyan，zhinengjinlaodizideduiwu，dangzuoshililian，zhuanquyixiezhanlipin。
dangran，zuorenwuzuizhongyaode，haishimoliziji。
wujixiuliandezailihai，meiyoujingguoshizhan，bingmeiyouyiyi，zhuanhuabulezhandouli。
“woxianzailiangmenwujixiudeyuanmanle，zhiyulingmaobuyexiuliandacheng，gaiquyongshizhanjianceyifanzijideshilile！”
lurenxiangdaozheili，yanzhetiesuoqiao，qianwanglingwaiyizuoshanfeng。
qingyunmendewaimenquyu，yousanzuofeng。
yifengzhiyoudizibieyuanheshantang，yifengyouwutanghewujigedengdeng，lingwaiyifengyouzhegongxiantang。
danglurenlaidaogongxiantangmianqiandeguangchang，biankandaoguangchangshanghuijulebushaodizi，xuduodizi，dousanliangchengqun，qixidoupoweiqiangda。
“zheixierenyinggaidoushiwaimendelaodiziba！”
陆仁暗暗猜测起来。
xiangtamenzheiyangdewaimendizi，kailelingqiaode，sannianneimeinengtarulingxijing，yehuizhuchuzongmen。
cishi，guangchangdeyigejiaoluo，jujilebushaodizi，zhengweichengyigequan。
quanneizhengzhongxin，zhanzheyimingshencailinglongshaonv，shaonvqiaolianjingzhi，chuanzheyishenqingsexiulianfu，goulegaogaoguqidexiongfu，shenziaoren。
ershaonvdeshenpang，zeshizhanzheliangmingqingnian，lianshangdouguazhexingfenzhise。
“qinyushijie，zhaowoba，wobaozhengtinghua，jiufuzezainishenbianhanliuliuliu！”
“qinyushijie，wodetianfunishizhidaode，rumenliangnianle，zhikaiqilesangelingqiao！”
“zhaowozhaowo，jueduitangshi！”
ganggangjiruquanzi，lurenbiantingdaozhengchaosheng。
lurenyizhenhaoqi，buyouwenxiangpangbiandeshixiong，dao：“zheiweishixiong，tashishei？”
neishixiongpieleyanluren，dao：“nishixinrumendediziba？lianqinyushijiedouburenshi？”
“wodequeshixinrumendizi，qinyushijieshishei？”
陆仁笑道。
“qinyushijieshirumendizishilipaimingdiyidetiancai！”
那师兄道。
lurenyihuodao：“taruguoshitiancai，bushizaojiuyinggaichengweiwaimendizilema？”
“nidongshenme？qinyushijiezaojiunenggoutarulingqiaojing，danweiledapojixian，xiangyaokaiqidibagelingqiao！”
neishixiongshuowan，lianshangluchuchongbaizhise。
“第八个灵窍！”
lurenchedishayanle，wuzhetineibushizhiyouqigelingqiaoma？
“恩！”
neishixiongdiandiantou，dao：“zheiyici，qinyushijiezhunbeilazhesangeshilidiweidediziqulilian，molizijideshizhannengli，rujinqinyushijieyijingzhaodaolianggele，haichayige！”
“weishenmeyaolasangeshilidiweidediziqu？”
陆仁一脸好奇。
neishixionghuidao：“rumendizijierenwu，bixuyaozusirenduiwu，yiqinyushijiedeshili，lasangeshiliqiangde，genbenmeiyoutiaozhanxing。”
“难怪！”
lurenweiweidiantou，huangrandao：“yuanlaizheibangdizizaibifeia！”
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