yiqinjianjianlutinglouzuoweizhujiaodehaomenzongcaixiaoshuo《lushaochaochongfuchouqi》，jiangshuyiduanfeichangyouqudegushi，shizuozhechengedeyiburenqijiazuo，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：qinjianjianduozailutinglouhoumianpiepiezui，juedelutinglouxianzaikeshiyoudiqile，zaozhidaojiubulaizheimeyichule，ranglutinglouchu……
heibaidezhaopian，haiyousumudeaile。
qinjianjianzuozailaibinxishangkanzhelailaiwangwangderen，erbiantingzheneifenbuqingzhenxinjiayidekusheng，caizhenshideyishidaozijiyijingsile。
yuanlaisiwangzheijianshiqingbingbukepa，tazaisidiaodeneishunjianshenzhihailaibujiganjuesiwangdetongkujiuyijingmeileyishi。
再醒来——
“zaixiangshenme？liansezheimenankan。”
“……meishenme，jieshulema？woyaozoule。”
qinjianjianzuozaihoumiandeweizhi，lengyankanzheqianmiandeqinjiaren——fanzhenghetayemeishenmeguanxi，zhishi，nainaini？
nainaimeiyouchuxi，nandaoshibingdaole？
笨！
zaozhidaogangcaijiuwenyixiaqinshuangshuangle，zheihuierchulequwenqinshuangshuanghainengwenshei。
“nizenmegenzhechulaile？nibushiyaojiqinjiayigemianzima？”xianqidekanzhelutinglou，qinjianjianjuedelutinglouhenfan。
xinlimingminghaidianjizhebaixu，zenmehaiyizhigenzheta，yaobushizhidaobaixuzheigerenzailutinglouliyouduozhongyao，tayeyaowuhuilutinglouxihuanziji。
“qinjiademianzibuyongji，wosongnihuiqu？”
“wozijikaichelaide，weishenmeyaonisong？”
“suanle，nidageshuodeyidianmeicuo，henijiangdaoli，wanquanshiduiniudanqin。”lutinglouyaotou，zhuanshendasuanlikai。
tayeshinaoziyouwenticaihuiheqinjianjianshuozheixiefeihua。
lakaichemendeshihou，lutingloubufangxindehuitoukanleyiyanneibianzhengzaihechejiaojingdeqinjianjian，zhoulexiamei——youzenmele？
shouhuishouzouguoqu，“chehuaile？”
“chetaihuaile。”qinjianjiandunzaineier，taiqitouwugudekanzhelutinglou，gezibuai，dandunzaineierjiuxiaoxiaodeyituan。
lutingloukuxiaobude，lianshangyansu。
“走。”
“啊？去哪？”
qinjianjianyoudianmeng，yinweitayoudianele，erqie……gangcaihecheouqi，xianzaiyoudianhun。
陆庭楼什么意思啊？
真是没得救了。
lutingloushenshoubarenyibazhuaiqilai，“wosongni。”
youshenmehaoxin？lutingloujintianshichicuoyaolema？qinjianjiankanzhelutinglou，youdianmeng，haibudengtafanyingguolai，renyijingbeilutingloulouzaihuaili。
ai？lutinglouzaizuoshenme。
“wei！nizheigeyangzihuirangrenwuhuide，lutinglou，nibuyaoluanlai——”
“你走得动？”
“zenmezoubudong，budui，nixiandaiwoquchidiandongxi，wohaoea。”qinjianjianfaxianlutingloukanzijideyanshenyoudianweixian，erqie，qiuzhuwuren，haishiyaodongdekanyanse。
“baituo，jiusuanshiwowennijieqianchifan，nichuqian，woqingke，wodeqianbaoluozaicheshangle。”
lutinglouhaoxiao，zhijiewozheqinjianjiandeshouwanbarendaidaozijidechepangbian，dakaichemenbarensaijinfujiashi，wanyaofushenkanzheta，“anquandaibuyongwolaibangnixiba？”
“这个就不用了。”
“neijiuhao，nizheishencaiwoyemeishenmexingqu。”
“猪头！”
qinjianjiandengyiyanlutinglou，guoranbunengduilutinglouyousuoqidai，zheijiahuogenbenjiushibenxingnangai，yizhidoushizheimeduita。
**！
“niyilianqidaideyangzi，wohaiyiweinihentaoyanwo。”
“sheiqidainile，wojiusuanshibeichezhuangdoubuhuixihuanni！yaoshiaishangni，wojiubeichezhuang！”
lutingloudeliansebianlexia，bamenguanshangraodaolingwaiyibian，xishanganquandai，pieleyiyanqinjianjian，“qinlaotaitaimeichuxian，nibujuedeqiguaima？”
qinlaotaitai，qinyunxiu，dangniangenzheqinlaotaiye，yejiushishuorujinqinshijituanchuangshirenyikuaidaxialaideyuanlaozhiyi。
jinniangangguowanbashisansuidedashou。
“……en，youyidianba，yiqiantingshuangshuangtiqiguo，qinlaotaitaiduitamenjiemeihenchong，qiyudetanggetangdihaiyoubiaojiemeidouburutamenliangheqinlaotaitaiqinjin。”
“suoyi，tabuchuxi，zhiyouyigekeneng，bingdaole。”
“大概。”
“haiyiweinihuidanxin。”
“wosuiranyejiaoqinjianjian，danwokebushita，ruanbaoziyige，zaixuexiaolidouhaiyaobiwomendiyigenianjiqinshuangshuanglaibangtachuqi。”
qinjianjianlengxiaoyisheng，youyisidekanzhelutinglou，“nidaodixiangwenshenme？nipingshihuameizheimeduo。”
wenyanlutingloumeijiehua，zhishizhuanxinkaiche。
zhijuegaosuta，qinjianjianyoudianbuyiyang，duiqinyiyijiadeshi，henshangxin。
yiqiandeqinjianjiankebuhuizheimejiji，heqinjianjianshilaotongxue，danyemeiyouhaodaoyigerenlaicanjiazanglidedibu，maiqinjiamianzi？
zuibukenengmaiqinjiamianzidejiushiqinluoyijia，lianqinjianjianheqinshuangshuangzoudejin，qinluodoubugaoxing。
youxiexinxudebiekaiyankanxiangchuangwai，tiansebuzhidaoshenmeshihouyijingyouxiean，haipeihedexiaqilexixililideyu。
“到了，下车吧。”
“wei！lutinglou，nishibushihaixiangzhebaixu？”
lutingloutuikaichemendedongzuotingxia，huitoukanzheqinjianjian，yanshenhepingchangdoubuyiyang，hen，shihenyigerendeyangzi。
guoran，duibaixugenbenhaimeiyoufangxia。
“wozhishihaoqiwenyiju，meiyoubiedeyisi。”
“好奇？”
“feihua，buranshiyinweishenme！”caibuyuanyichengrenduilutingloubuyiyangdeganqing，tayijingfashile，jueduibukenenghelutinglouyoushenme，buhuizaiyiqi。
yaoshizaiyiqijiubeichezhuang。
“最好是这样。”
“你——！”
lutinglougouqichunjiao，xiaoleyixia，ranhouzouxiache，“xiache。”
xiongshenmexiong，lebuqia！
bunaifandexiachegenzailutinglouhoumianjinlecanting，qinjianjianzhendehenhuaiyidangchuqinjianjiandeyanguang，shizenmekanshanglutingloude。
lianma？neidaoshinenglijiele。
zheijiahuowuguanmeiquedian，youyibalingyishangdeshengao，tianshengyijiazi，gengbieshuolujiazaifshideshili，daxiaoyikuaizhangda，meiganqingcaiqiguai。
不过——
zheijiushisuoweideqingmeizhumabeiyigebanlushachulaidechengyaojinjilanjiele。
baixujiushineigetianjiangzhenai。
siqianxianghou，zheijushentizhurenyuanlaideganqingyingxiangtaduilutingloudekanfa，zhenshisigezixingrong，youaiyouhen。
cantinglipiaolaiyouyadegangqinsheng，gangqinshizhengzaiyuanxingwutaishangdanzouzhe，dengguangyingzhaoxia，jingranduolejifenmirendeqixi。
fuwushengcongqiantaizouguolai，raoguoshafacaikaojintamen，meigezuoweidoushiliyongshafagekai，baozhenglemeiyizhuokerendeyinsi。
jishiyouyixiejimonannaidekerendongshoudongjiaodoubuyibeifaxian，dangran，geyinjiubukenengle。
“luxiansheng，zheishicaidan。”
“liangfenniupaijianegan，haiyousonglubingqilinyifen。”
“好。”
“nicongxiaoxuedeshenshifengduni？”qinjianjiantuozhexiaba，xiaokanzhelutinglou，“luboboyaoshizhidaoniduiwozheimexiong，kendingjiaoxunni。”
lutingloutiaomei，dakaicanjin，“niquedingwocongxiaoxuedeshiyingguoshenshineiyitao？”
qinjianjianpiepiezui，“zhidaolezhidaole，nibujiushidaxiaogenzhelubobozaidayuanlihaiyoujidineixiedifanghun，yaobushizhidaonidebenxing，wodouyaoyiwei，nikeneng——”
人面兽心！
waimiankanzheshigeguigongzi，shijishang，shigebingpizi。
“那你——”
qinjianjianjianlutinglouxiaozhedouziji，bumandexiangyaonataxiaoshihoudeshiqinglaihuiji，gangkaikoujiutingdaopangbiangejianneiyizhuochuanlaiyigeshuxideshengyin。
fangfokezaixinshang，zhishiyigeyinjiedounengtingchulai。
lianseyibai，xiayishikanxiangduimiandelutinglou。
wanle，lutinglouyetingdaole。
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