zheishiyibugudaiyanqingxiaoshuo，jiangshulechennanzaiyipaihuyandebixiajinglileyixiliejingxiancijidegushi。chennantianshengjubeilechaohuxunchangdetianfu，tamianlinzhelaizigefangshilidezhuishahekaoyan。zaizheigecankuershenmideshijieli，tabixubuduanchengzhangbingxunzhaozhenxiang。henkuailaoyayijiuwanchenglehuayadenggongzuo，zuoshounazhecaozhi，youshounazheyinnihuanhuanzouxiangchennan，xinlibuzhishiheziwei。……lingrenpingxiyidaidejiejujiangzhenhannidexinling。
“heihei，heiheiheihei。”
chennanshaxiaozhedianlediantou，zhengyaohuaya，liwanxianquezouleguolai，chaozherenqunhoubianzhilezhi。
“neigesha……apei，xianggong，neibianhaiyouyigeren，yaobuniyequleba！”
yishidaoshuocuohua，liwanxianxiaolianzhijiehongdaoleerduogen。
suishuotazheiweixianggongshishazi，dantahaishitingganjiduifangnengshouliuta。
burandehua，tahaiyoumeimeikejiuyaozaolaozuile。
meicuo，zaitadequanshuoxia，tadetangmeiliwanrongyexuanzejiajichennan。
“haiqu？neiwoqibushiyoushibagelaopo！”
chennanzhihunitian，sheijiahaorengangchuanyuejiulingshibagexifu，wanshenhuaweijishiba？
buguochennanzhuannianyixiang，fanzhengdoushiqigele，jiduobuyashen，yebuchazheiyigele！
ruguohaiyounvrenyuanyijiadehua，couqi26genvfangkeyebushibukeyi。
limuxiandizhetou，xiaoxinyiyidao：“xianggong，nijiuqutaba，ruguotaxingle，kendinghuirangnijingxide。”
“什么惊喜？”
“xianggong，nixianquta，yihouhuizhidaode。”
“ai，xingba，woqu！”
yishengshengxianggongjiaodechennanxinlisusumamade，youxiepiaopiaoran。
tongshitahenhaoqi，zheinvrendaodiyoushenmeteshudedifang，nengrangliwanxiandudinghuijizijidailaijingxi。
莫非她有什么特长？
huozheshishenmexiongda**qiaodejueshimeinv？
“dajiarangyirang，wokankanwodedishibaweixifuzhangshenmeyang！”
songqinduidenvzimenrangkaiyitiaodao，renqunzuihoufangyouyigedanjia，erneidanjiazhishangtangzheyigehengkanchenglingcechengfengdenvzi，shencaifeichangaoren。
ruguoshuoliwanxianyoudadzhizi，neizheigenvrenqimayeyoudaezhizi。
zhishitayijinghunmi，luanzaozaodetoufajihujiangzhengzhanglianzhezhu，kanbuqingmianrong。
anzhaochennandepanduan，zheigenvrenyeshifanguanjiajuan，yinweizaizheiwuzikuifadegudai，putongrengenbenbukenengyongyouruciaorendeshencai。
congguanhuanzinvdaozhongshangchuisi，youshiyigezaoyubiangudekelianrenna！
chennanjuedeyizhenxinsuan，dasuanshouliuzheigenvzi。
bushiyinweitadeshencaihenwasai，ershiyinweichennanshiyigeshanliangderen，xiangjitianxiasuoyouwujiakeguidenvrenyigejia。
andeguangshaqianwanjian，guangshayiqianwanyijian，apei，dabitianxiameinvjuhuanyan！
chennanzhuanshen，yishouzhizhenvren，yibiankanxianglaoyayi。
laoyayiyiliankuxiao，mingbailechennandeyisi。
“nizheishazishenmenvrendouyaoshiba，tadoukuaisilenihaiyao？”
“aba！ababa！！！”
“suanlesuanle，zhennanimeibanfa！”
laoyayiyaoleyaotou，doushiqigele，yebuchazheiyige。
laoyayinazhezhiheyinni，dunxiashenzijiangnvrendezhiyinanshangqu，suijiyoujianghuanhuanzouxiangchennan，bangtaanxiashouyin。
“shazi，congxianzaikaishi，zheixierendoushininiangzi！”
“anzhaodaqianlvfa，mingnianqiutianniyaojiaoshijiugerentoushui，ruguojiaobushangdehuajiuhuibeizhuaqufubingyi，nikeyaozhuajinshijianzhuanqian！”
“听不懂思密达~”
chennanyifubumingsuoyideyangzi，takanchulaile，zheilaoyayidaoshigenandedehaoren。
zhishikexizaizheigeheiandeshidai，baiwanyiyongshihaoren。
qitananrenlaidezao，yijingtiaowanlexifu，zhunbeihuijiadongfang。
cididesongqinjieshu，laoyayiyelandezaishazishenshanglangfeishijian，yaoheyisheng，daizhesongqinduiqianwangqitadifang。
henkuai，changshangjiuzhishengxiachennanhetadeshibagelaopo。
erzheishihou，qifenfashengleweimiaodebianhua。
youjigenvrenshouzuanzaiyijiaoshang，manlianchouchudekanzhechennan，yifuyounanyanzhiyindeyangzi。
zhongyu，yourenguqiyongqi，huanhuanzoudaochennanmianqian。
“shazi，nishigehaoren，danwobuxiangjiajini！”
chennanyilianmengbi，songqinduigangzoujiuyaohuihun，xiemoshalvyemeizheimekuaiba？
quzheimeduolaopoqueshimeishayong，keguanjianzaiyuxianzaitamendoushizijihefaniangzi。
zaidaqiandezhengcexia，qujigexifujiuyaojiaojigerenderentoushui，haiyaozailiangnianneiyumeigeniangzishengyu。
yidanjiaobushangshuihuoshimeishenggouzinvjiuyaobeizhuaquqianxiandangpaohui，jiusiyisheng。
tamenxianzaifanhui，bujindebudaoxiangyingdelaodongli，haiyaoduojiaorentoushui，zhijiekuidaolaolaojiale。
zuiweiguanjiandeshi，xifudoupaole，zenmezailiangnianneishengyuzugouduodehoudai？
zheiyangyilaiqibushiyaobeizhuadaoqianxiandangpaohui？
不行，绝对不行！
shenweishehuizhuyisanhaoqingniandechennanziranbuyuanyiweifengjianshehuipaotoulusarexue，erqietayebushitaohaoxingrenge，yuanyibangzhubieren，danbudaibiaotahuiweiquzijibangzhubieren，zheishidixian。
jiuzaitamomosisuoduicezhishi，qitanvrenzhanjianchennanbuhangsheng，yezhanlechulai。
“shazi，woyebuxiangjiajini。”
“shazi，jiazhuangjiniyiban，jiudangshiganxieniquwo，bangwobimianbeifapeidaojunjiying。”
“shazi，fanzhengdajiadoubuyuanyigennihuijia，neimeduojiazhuangniyechibuwan，wodejiubujinile！”
shibagenvrenzhong，jihusuoyoudebendinvzidoukaishifanlian，biaoshibuyuanyijiajichennan，qizhongyouxierenshenzhilianjiazhuangdoubuyuanyiji。
beifapeilaidefanguannvjuanlianzhudedifangdoumeiyou，zeshimeiyouhuihundeyisi，tamenyagenjiumeiyouxuanzedequanli，momozhanzaichennanshenhou。
mianduidangdinvrendefanying，chennandangzhenshixinhanle。
chuzihaoxinxiangjizheixiemingkudenvrenyigejia，jieguotamenquesihaobuweizijikaolv。
shenshangyazheshibagerenderentoushui，yidanjiaobuqishuihuoshimeishenggouzisijiuhuibeizhuadaoqianxiandangpaohui。
zijikeyishuoshiweilebangzhuzheixienvrenbanaodaidoubiezaikuyaoshangle，kezheixienvrenlianjiazhuangdoubuyuanyiji，zhenbazijidangshazizhengle。
jiranzheixienvrenenjiangchoubao，neiwanquanmeibiyaoliuqing！
“nimenderentoushuidouyazaiwoshenshang，jieguolianjiazhuangdoubuyuanyiji，bawodangdayuanzhongshiba？”
chennanshengqile，zheixierenyagenjiumeibatadangrenkan，gengmeiguantadesihuo。
ranghaorenjiliuxueyouliuleideren，wuyidoushizuihuaideren，duifuhuairenjiuyaozhongquanchuji。
“jintianwobahualiaozhei，zheixiejiazhuangdoushilaozide，sheiyaoshigandaihuiqu，wojiuquguanfuxiuqi！”
“nimenbenlaijiubuhaojia，xianzaihaichengleershouhuo，beixiuqijiuzhiyoubeimaidaojunjiyinghuoqinglouzheiyitiaolu，zijikanzhebanba！”
tinglechennandehua，dangdinvzimenquanbumengle，shazishenmeshihoudongzheimeduole？
他这是开窍了？
youjigerencongshizhizhongjiumeixiangjiajishazi，gengmeixiangguojishazishenghaizi，bangtacourentoushui。
tamenzhishixiangbimianbeimaidaojunjiyingshouzhemo，zhiyushazidesihuo，tamencaibuguanxinni！
fanzhengyigemeirentengmeirenaideshazi，silejiusilebei。
ketamenwanwanmeixiangdao，shazikaiqiaole，meineimehaohuyoule。
yigezhangxianghaisuanqingxiudemeizizhalezhashuilinglingdedayanjing，kelianbabadao：
“chennangege，nishigehaoren，nijiurangwomenbajiazhuangdaizouba，womendouhuiganxienide。”
“shiachennan，womendoushikumingren，nikeqianwanbuyaohaiwomen，burannihuizaobaoying！”
“jiazhuangjiniyidaban，bu，jiazhuangquanjini，nirangwomenhuijiaba！”
“hehe，wohuibuhuizaobaoyingbuhaoshuo，dannimenyidinghuizaobaoying！”
chennanxiaole，xiaodehenshenren，tameixiangdaogangchuanyuediyitianjiubeirenshangleyike。
haorenyouhaobaoguorandoushipianlaoshirende，ruorouqiangshidesenlinfazezhixia，huairencaishixiaodaozuihoude。
chennanshouguoyiwujiaoyu，yecengyinzhuxuedaikuanshouguoenhui，suoyitaxiangjinweibozhilibangzhubieren。
kemeixiangdaogangchuanyuejiubeishangleyike，lailechunongfuyushedexima，jiranzheiyang，neizheihaorensheiaidangsheidang，fanzhengzanshibudangle！
“nimendoushikumingren，suoyijiukeyikengwo？lunqimingku，sheiyouwozheimeidiemeiniangdeshazimingku？”
“nimenxianghuyouwo？neijiudengzhebeimaidaojunjiyingba！”
ruguozheixienvrenyikaishiyuanyiliuxiaquanbujiazhuang，chennanweibihuinanweitamen。
tayaodezhishiyigetaidu，shenweichuanyuezhe，zhiyaojitashijianjiubuchoufajiazhifu，shijigerenderentoushuizhishixiaoyisi。
shengyuzinvyebushiwenti，yidaqiandezhuangtai，shuobudingliangnianneijiumieguole。
jiusuanmeimieguoyemeiguanxi，zaofanbujiushile？douchuanyuele，sheihaiyuanyidangputongren？
shengzaitaipingshengshinanyichengjiuyifanshiye，xianzaidouchuanyuele，haiyongyouxitong，hebuquzuozuohuangdilaoerdeweizhi？
gaodiyaotongyiquanqiu，shutongwen，chetonggui，ranghoushizisunkeyixiangshouquanqiuyidenggongmindeshenfen。
kexianzaichennanyijingmingbai，yifanhaoxinzuizhongzhigandongleziji，zheixienvrenwanquanbupeibeibangzhu。
“xianzaishedejijiazhuang？wanle！”
chennanyinlengyixiao，buzaibaoyourenhelianmin，zheixienvrendexingweipeideshangtamenjinglidekunan。
“nimenbuxiangjia，wohaibuxiangquni！wobuqunimenmeiyourenhesunshi，ernimenjiabuchuqukejiucanlou！”
yipangdeliwanxiankanzhebianyixianggongshezhanqunrurendoushale。
tayijingmingbaile，zijidexianggongbujinbushishazi，fanerjingmingdehen，jiajitashuobudingzhuanle！
erqietashenshangsihuyoumimi，buransheijiahaorenhuizhuangchengshazi？
neimetashenshangdemimidaodishishenmeni，jingranrangtazhuangchengshazi！
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