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jingjicangchengkeyaopaiduidengji,ershangwucanghetoudengcangchengkenengxiangyongyouxiandengji。
wozuozailetoudengcang,zheilihenanjing,fuwuyehenhao,zuoyidoukeyi180dudiaozheng。
wotangzaizuoyishang,henshufu,genbenbuyongjinzhang。
womengangzuoxia,jiuyoukongjieguolai,wenwoyaobuyaohekafei,kongjiegaosuwo,kafeishixianmode。
woyaoleyibei,wozuotianwanshanghenwancaishui,woxiangjingshenyidian。
kongjiejiwoshangleyibeixianmodekafei,wochanglekou,hennong,yehentijingshen。
kongjieduiwomenhenreqing,lianshangyongyuanguazhexiaorong,erqiejiuzhanzaiwopangbiankanzhewo,zheirangwoyoudianbushufu,danshiyerangwoxinliduitayouyiwuyidedaliangqilai。
budebushuo,kongjiedoushihenpiaoliangde,zheiweifuwuwodekongjie,chuanzhehongsedeyifu,daizhehongsedemaozi,shenshangdexiangshuihenxiang,xiaoqilaiyoulianggetiantiandejiuwo,tashencaitebiehao,qiantuhouqiaode,yaotebiexi,jiushichuanshuozhongdefengyao。
qishinanrendouyouyigemengxiang,jiushixiangqugekongjiedelaopo,zheigekongjiezaiqizhishanghaiyouliandanshangdoubushuguojie,suoyiwohenxiangrenshita。
woxiangkankanwoyoumeiyouzheigejihui。
wokanzhetaxiongkouguazhedepaizi,tajiaoqinshuang,wohenxiangwentayaolianxifangshi,danshiwozhidaozheiyangyetaimaomeile。
wokanzhekafei,wolimaxiaozhewen:“zheikafeishenmepaizi?”
qinshuangshuo:“shibaxidepinpai……”
wodianlediantou,wonachulaishouji,wowen:“nengbunengliugelianxifangshi,huitounibazheigepinpaidegoumaidizhifajiwo。”
qinshuangweixiaoleyixia,takaolvlejimiaozhong,tashuo:“buhaoyisixiansheng,womenshibunengsixialijigukelianxifangshide。”
wodianlediantou,kanzhetabaoqiandeyangzi,jiuwunaidexiaolexiao,woshuo:“meiguanxi,mafannile。”
qinshuangweixiaoleyixia,jiutuizhecanchezoulechuqu。
woxinliyouxieshiluo,wokeyihuayiwanbaoyangzhaorui,danshimianduiqitadenvren,wohaishiyouxieshilibugou,ruguowonengxiangshiguojinnianneiyangderen,huoxu,yaoyigekongjiedelianxifangshihenrongyi。
buguomeiguanxi,woyihoukendingyaoshichangquruilide,zongshiyoujihuirenshiqinshuangde。
duantufeiji,yigexiaoshiyejiudaole。
womenxialefeiji,laidaomangshi,shangleguojinniandezhuanche,guojinnianzairuilizheibianyouzijidecaigoubumen,talairuilizhiqianjiuyijinganpaihaole。
womenzuocheqianwangruili,disancilaidaoruili,woxinqingyoudianfuza。
diyicigenwobalai,wodemingyungaibianle,diercilai,wobasizaileruili,disancilai,woshizhongdaowofuqindelaolu。
wobuzhidaojintianhuibuhuigenwofuqinyiyang,wohuizoushangyitiaoqilu。
danshiwoxianzaiqingchu,nanrendeyouqian,yaoburan,nilianyigekongjiededianhuadouyaobudao。
guojinniankanwoyoudianlengshen,jiuwenwo:“zhidaobaitianderuiliyinggaidaoneiqudushima?”
wohuiguoshenlai,woshuo:“dangranzhidao,baitianjiegao,wanshangdelong,zheilianggedifangshiruilidushizuiyoumingdedifang。”
guojinniandianlediantou,tashuo:“jiegaodezaoshi,delongdeyeshi,shiruilidelianggefengjingxian,wushurenzaizheilishangyanzheyidaobaofuyidaofanpindeshenhua,jintianwodainiqujiegaojimaodushicheng,suanshijiegaozuidadedushizhongxinle,haohaodekanshitou,dengniyouqianle,xiaciyaokongjiededianhuajiurongyiduole。”
woxiaoleqilai,guojinnianshenmedoukandechulai,laomoushensuan,danshiwopieleguojieyiyan,tayezhishigenzhexiaoxiao,woduitayouyuwang,keshitaduiwo,wanquanmeiyuwang,zhishidangzuoyigekeyoukewudeguoke。
wosuiranzaixiao,danshixinlitingshiwangde。
chezidaolejiegaodushijie,woduizheilideyinxiang,tingliuzaiwofuqindiyicidaiwolaideshihou,zheilimandajiededoushijiepu,lubiandoushitanwei,meigetanweidoubaifangzhegezhongyuanshi,langlangyicengdoushiren,gezhongjiaojiashengluoyibujue,qiegejideshengyinzhanao,oueryourenfafengledajiaoqilai,shuofacailefacaile。
zheilijiushijiegaodushiyitiaojie。
yidaoqiongyidaofudeshenhuajiedao。
guojinniandaiwoqujimaodushidian,zheijiashangpuhenda,jielianshijijiashangpulianzhe,jingxingjiedelaoyoudushidiangenzheilixiangbi,jianzhijiushilubiantan。
ruilicaishidushishengdi,huaichuaizheyidaobaofuderen,douhuilaizheilidushi。
woyijinmen,jiuchongfendeganshoudaolefenwei,kanshitouderenluoyibujue,qiangguangdengqiaodashitoufachulaideshengyinbibijieshi,qieshitouderenzaiwaimianpaizhedui,zheilideshengkuangbikunmingyefanhuashibei。
“yo,guolaoban,nilaile,yaowojinituijianliangkuaishitouma?”
yigezhongnianrenliuzhedahuzigenguojinniandazhaohu,guojinnianxiaolexiao,baizheshoushuo:“bule,wobudongdushi,jiushiguolaikankanyoumeiyouhaoliaozi。”
laobanlimashuo:“zanmenruilishenmehaoliaozidouyou,zhiyaoniyouqian,haohuoguangou,youjigerenzaiwozheijishoulejijiandongxi,wonanijikankan。”
laobanshuozhejiuqudakaibaoxianju,conglimiannachulaijikuaishitoufangzaiguojinniandemianqian。
wokanzheshitou,xinliyouxiejingya,bulaidaoruili,zhendebuzhidaoshenmeshifeicui,wozhiqiandudeneiliangge,zhinengsuanshizhongdidangdefeicui,genyanqiandefeicuixiangbi,jianzhijiushilajihuo。
guojinnianshuo:“yo,bolizhongmoxishahuangyanglv,zheikuaiyouqibagongjinba,zheigezhuoziweiganghaogouyige56koujingdeguifeizhuo,zheishenmejia?”
laobanxiaozheshuo:“nidong,shixingjia,sanbaiwanninnazou。”
wotingzhesanbaiwanjiulengleyixia,zheiyigongjiuyizhishouzhuo,bolizhongfeichanghao,wusedezhuozijiuyaoyibaiwanle,daidiansejiufanleliangbei,zheizhendeyoudiankuazhang。
feicuijiuzheiyang,yousejiuzhiqian。
guojinnianaibushishou,keshiyoumeijizhenaxia,wozhidaotaxiangui,tashishangren,tadekaolvzhuanbuzhuanqian。
guojinnianshuo:“woxiankankanba,linchen,nizhuanyouzhuanyou。”
wozhidaoguojinniandeyisi,ruguowodubuchulaigaohuo,huoxu,tajiuhuinaxiazheikuaishitou,guojinnianzaitouji。
laobandalianglewodeyixia,yemeishuohua,wozhijiequzhuanyouzhuanyou,zheilideshitoubijingxingjiedeyaoduo,yaoda,kexuanxingfeichangduo。
wozhidaoguojinnianduineikuaibolizhongdaisedeliaoziyijingchuixianruokele,danshitahenqiwangwonengduyikuaichulai,zheiyangtajiubuyonghuaneimedadejiaqianmaineikuaile。
qishiwoshiduisanbaiwanmeishenmegainiande,niyaowoshuo,sanqiankuaitingduode,sanwankuaifeichangduo,sanshiwankeyimaiyitaofangzi。
三百万什么概念?
meixiangguo,jiuyigeshuzi。
danshineikuaimoxishajilewoyigetixing,wozhiqiandudeneikuaijiushimoxisha,zheikuaihaishimoxisha,wozhidaomoxishazheigechangkoushigehaodechangkou,wodejixuwan。
wojiuquzhaomoxishachangkoudeliaozi,zheilideliaozibushichengduibaizhede,buguandaxiao,doushifangzaipenjingyiyangdehuojiashang,doushidulide,congpinzhishangjiukeyikandechulaizheilidehuopinzhidouhengao。
wokanleyiquan,turankandaoleyikuaibijiaoxiaodemoxishabaiyansha,zheikuailiaoziyixiazijiuxiyinwole。
moxishayefencengci,zheizuihaodeyicengjiushibaiyansha,zheizhongliaozidepiqiaotuoshatuodefeichanglihai,jiuxiangshiyouyanlibazaishangmianyiyang,congpiqiaojiujirenyizhongmeigan。
congpiqiaoshangkanshaliganbijiaocu,moxishachangkoudeyuanshishaligancufanerrouzhixini,suoyizheiyidianwojiubuyongdanxin。
woganjincongzhuozishangnaqilaishoudiantong,zaishitoushangdaguang。
zheilideshitoubunengnaxialai,dianjiajitigongqiangguangshoudian,suoyi,nizhinengzaihuojiashangkanliaozi。
kenengshiyinweiliaozibijiaoguiba,suoyibuxianggukejinonghuaile,fashengjiufen。
congdengguangxiaoguolai,touguangdufeichanghao,youtuoshadebiaoxian,zheishimoxishafeicuidushideguifantedian,dabufenshitouquanbutuosha,youyixiexieshitouzeyibufentuosha,neixieyoushapideshitou,yidingnengzhaodaotuoshadedifang。
zaidadengkan,shifentongtou,shigedengpaoliao,tiankonglan,feichangpiaoliangdeyanse。
danshitongshi,woyekandaolemimimamadeliewen,neiliewen,rangwoshunjianwangerquebu,xinlijuedeshifenkexi。
laobankanzhewodadengkanliaozishifenzixi,jiuxiaozhewenwo:“xiaoxiongdidongdushia?”
wolimaxiaozheshuo:“budongbudong,jiuxiakan。”
wobadejiaoxungaosuwo,zaidianpulaobanmianqian,qianwanbieshuozijidongdushi,fouze,tamenyidingbaniwangsilizai,yinweishenxiannanduancunyu,sheiganshuozijidongdushi?dongdeyejiushibierenzhidaodepimaoeryi。
zhenzhengdongdushide,shizijin,yunqi,ersuoweidejiqiao,yezhishihenxiaodeyibufen。
laobanxiaozheshuo:“zheikuaitinghaode,baiyansha,laokeng,tiankonglan,chubolizhong,nijiufale,wanwan?”
woxiaolexiao,zheigelaobanjianzhadehen,taguangshuozheikuailiaozidehaochu,conglaibushuohuaichu,tazenmebushuozheikuailiaozirongyichudiwanglieni?
我问:“多少钱?”
“二十万!”
tingdaolaobanshuodeershiwan,wojiuxiaole,zhenshishengrenwangsilizai。
woxiaolexiao,haimeijujueni,wojiutingdaoqiliangdeshengyinle。
“nikaishenmewanxiao?ershiwan?nigenyigehaiziyaoershiwan?nibieshuoershiwanle,taliangqiandoubuyidingyou。”
齐亮的话十分嘲讽。
tashuowanjiushengqidishuo:“nihaizhenlaiwandushia?nibupazounibadelaolua?niyiweikanleliangbenposhu,jiuzhendedongdushile?nibajiushitaichimicaishuside,nibiejiwowana。”
wotingzhejiuxiaolexiao,woshuo:“zhidaoleqishushu,buguozheikuaishitouzhendetaihaole,nikan,tiankonglan,baiyansha,ershiwanwenzhuande。”
wodadengjiqiliangkan,talimabianlelianse,tashuo:“haizhenshigehaodongxia。”
woshuo:“qishushu,nijiedianwoqian,rangwofangebenba。”
qilianglimaxiaoqilaile,tashuo:“bushiwobujiejini,woshipanizounibadelaolu,meizibenjiubiewan,nishubuqide,wolaiwanba,huitouni,wojinifagehongbao。”
wokanzhetacongwoshenbianzouguoqu,duizheikuaishitoudongxinle,zhunbeinaxiawojiuxiaolexiao。
我干嘛要输啊。
我输不起。
我赢就行了。
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