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不一会儿。
zheigechengzhufudedatinglimian，yijingbinkeyunji，gaopengmanzuo。
zairenshengdingfeizhong，yigetingbadeshenyingzoulechulai，lianshangyangyizhexiaorong，xiangdajiagonggongshou，xiaodao：
“jinrixiaonvdahun，duoxiedajiapengchang！”
“dajiachihao，hehao，wanhao！”
人群中有人起哄道：
“chengzhudaren，zenmehaimeijiandaoxinlangguanhexinniangzini，batamenjiaochulaijidajiajianyijiana，rangdajiazhanzhanxiqi！”
“shiashia，jiaoxinlanggenxinniangzichulaiba！”
“……”
chengzhuzhouwanshanfuxudaxiaodao：
“mashangjiuchulaile，geweishaoanwuzao。”
huran，menwaichuanlaisiyideyishengdahan：
“xinren————dao！”
zhongrenyibianhongnao，yibianganjinrangkaileyitiaodao。
yigeshenchuanhongsejinpaodeyingjunxinlangguanqianzheyigetoudaihongsetougaidexinniangzihuanhuanzoulejinlai。
xinlangguanjinlaizhihou，mianhanxiaoyi，xiangzhouweiderengongshoudao：
“xiexiedajiadepengchang，bushengrongxing。”
大家纷纷笑道：
“xinlangguanruciyingjunweiwu，genchengzhudeqianjinguoranshijuepeia。”
“shia，langcainvmao……”
“zheishiyiduanjiahuaa……”
“……”
众人纷纷感慨起来。
buzhiguoleduojiu，renqunzhonghuranchuanlaiyizhengaohan：
“zhuhexinrenbainianhaohe，jijiajizhanghongtedisongshangsaiwaitianshangdetianshanxuelianyifen！”
“zhuhexinrenbainianhaohe，jijiajizhangjiantedisongshangbeijiangxuehudehupimaoyiding！”
wenyan，zhongrendouzhenzhule！
继而，
renqunzhongbaofachuyizhenxuxusheng：
“jijialaodahelaoerhaodadeshoubi！”
“zheitianshanxuelianjushuoshengzhangzaitianshanzhidian，jinancaizhai，jiazhiliancheng，xiangbudaotajurannenggaodao！”
“haiyouneibeijiangdexuehu，yeshijinanbuzhuozhiwu，jushuodidoudeyiweiwangyecengjingxiangqubuzhuoyizhi，chudongshuqianren，kukushouhouleshuyue，douwugongerfan……”
众人的声音很大。
tingdaoliwumingzideshihou，lianchengzhuzhouwanshanhexinlangguandeyanlidoushiyiliang。
kejianzheishijiweizhenguizhiwu！
gankaiguohou，zhongrenfenfenbaochulezijideheli：
“zhuhexinrenxijielianli，chengjiatedisongshanghaiwaijinsefozhuyichuan！”
“zhuhexinrenxijielianli，shenjiatedisongshangwannianxuecanyifen！”
“zhuhexinrenxijielianli，lijiatedisongshangshanghaobaoyuyikuai！”
“……”
yunjidebinkemenfenfenbaochulezijideheli，shibushiyinfayizhenxuxusheng。
zheixieheli，suibiannachuyijianfangzaishichangshang，doushijiazhilianchengzhiwu！
jiulianzuicide，gujiadouzaiwuqianliangyinziyishang！
chengzhuzhouwanshanhexinlangguanyibianganjizhongren，yibianfenfupurenjiangliwushouxia，dengjixialai。
良久，
neixiegonghesonglideshengyinzhongyutinglexialai。
renqunzhizhongdeliyueehejizhangkongliansetonghong，shoulideneiyifenrencan，zenmeyesongbuchuqu。
shenjiayesongshanglerencan，keshirenjianeishiwannianxuecan，jiazhiliancheng！
erzijishoulide，zhishiwubailiangyinzimailaide……
yishijian，liangrenxianrulechouchuhechiyizhizhong，buzhidaogaibugaijiangshouzhongderencanjisongchuqule。
忽然，
yizhencierdeshengyinzhijiedapolezheiduanzandejijing：
“zheiyoutouyouliandeshijiadazudouweixinrensongshanglezuizhenzhidezhufule。”
“jijiadelaosan，jizhangkongyijia，zenmemeiyoudongjinga？”
“laidoulaile，zenmeyedebiaoshiyixiaba？”
众人连忙循声望去，
zhijianyigechuanzhehuali，shentifeishuodepangzizhengzaixiaomimididingzhelizhangyedengrenkan。
cirenzhengshichengjiadegongzi，chengkun！
tagenjibayijingchuantonghaole，jintianyaozaizheilihenhendixiurulizhangyehejizhangkongdengren，yaorangtamenxiabulaitai！
ciketadeneixinlengxiaolianlian！
众人也议论起来：
“shia，jijialaodahelaoerdousongshangleheli，zenmebujiantajialaosanchushengni。”
“jizhangkong，tajiashengyiyijingpobaichengneiyangle，hainengsongshangxiangyangdeliwuma？”
“heihei，youhaoxikanle……”
“……”
zhongrendehuayujiuxiangshibazhangchouzaijizhangkongdelianshangyiyang，**ladeteng。
liyueeyedixialetou，mobuzuosheng。
shoulideliheniedejinjinde，jiushizenmeyekaibulekou。
这时候，
yipangdejibayechulaibuhuaihaoyidixiaodao：
“sanshu，nimenjiabushimaileliwuma，weishenmezangzheyezhe？”
“rangdajiajianshiyixia，nimenzhunbeileshenmehouzhongdeliwua！”
chengkunyejichuyimolengxiao，dao：
“kenengtamenshixiangliuzaizuihoudangzuoyazhoudaxiba，ai，guoran，zuizhenguidedongxidoushifangzaizuihou。”
qiyudezhongrenchaneijianjiumingbailezenmehuishi。
zhongrendoumiqileyan，yifuzhunbeikanhaoxideyangzi。
zhongrendemuguangjiuxiangshineijudadeshanyueyiban，rangjizhangkongdengrenchuanbuguoqilai。
jizhangkongyiyaoya，duanduanxuxujichujigezi：
“wojizhangkong……songshang……”
就在这时！
yidaozhongqishizudeshengyinxiangqi：
“songshangtianxiadiyishenyi——xueshenyiqinzipeizhidebaozhibaibingdeyaowanyili！”
“tingshuochengzhudarendefurenhuanyouyanji，ganghaonengyongshang！”
“xiaoxiaoboli，buchengjingyi！”
chaneijian，zhenggedatingyipianjijing。
siyibandejijing，fangfozhendiaozaidishangdoukeyitingjian！
随即，
所有人一片哗然！
juran，yourensongshangletianxiadiyishenyiqinzipeizhideyaowan？
好大的手笔！
tamenlianmangxunshengkanqu，muguangdouluodaolelizhangyedeshenshang。
yipanghuahaimeishuowandejizhangkongyefaxianleshilizhangyekaidekou，dunshijingchuleyishenlenghan。
yadileshengyinchizelizhangyedao：
“lizhangye，nizheishizuoshenme？womenjianalinengnadechuxueshenyideyaowan？”
liyueeyecouleguolai，lianseyinchenrushui，wubikebodidihoudao：
“nigefeiwu，niyaodiuren，bielashangwomenjia！”
“nizijinachuneixueshenyideyaowanba！！”
liangrendoujinhujuewangle，zheixiahaole，diurendiudaotianjiqule！
lizhangyeweiweiyixiao，shoulichuxianleyigexiaoxiaodehezi，gaogaojuqi，dashengdao：
“zheijiushixueshenyideyaowan！”
huayinluoxia，yishengchixiaoshengsuijichuanleguolai：
“wodangshisheizheimedadekouqi，yuanlaishijijiadefeiwuzhuixu！”
“nineihezilimianzhuangdeshicongnagejianghulangzhongshoulinonglaidepianfang？juranyegannachulaidiurenxianyan！”
“可笑可笑！”
说话的人正是程坤。
zhongrenzheicaikanzhelizhangye，juedeyouxieyanshu，tingjianchengkundehuaguohou，likejiuxiangqilailizhangyedeshenfen。
姬家赘婿！
xiaoshiwunian，huranhuilaile，jushuohaishiyifuqiongsuanyang。
刹那间，
zhongduochizhiyibideshengyinxiangqi：
“hahaha，zheishiwotingguozuidadexiaohua！jijiadefeiwuzhuixujuransongshanglexueshenyideyaowan！”
"hahaha，xiaosiwole，woyanleidoukuaixiaochulaile！！"
“yuanlaishizheixiaozi，danziyezhenda，juranganzaichengzhuqianjindehunyanshangrucifangsi！”
“wodaoyaokankan，zheiyaowanruguoshijiade，tazenmexialaitai，chengzhufushishenmedifang，qirongtahunao？”
zhongrendeshengyinshunjianhuijuzaiyiqi，youruyigugungunhongliu，shunjianjiujiangjizhangkongdengrenjiyanmeile。
jizhangkongxiukuinandang，zaoyijiangtoushenshenmaijinlebozilimian。
liyueekanzhelizhangye，yanjinglimianshengchuwujindeyanehexianqi，yachi“gege”zuoxiang！
ruguoyanshenkeyisharendehua，xiangxinlizhangyeyijingbeiliyueedeyanshenjishasilejiwancile！
chengzhuzhouwanshandemeitoushenshenzhouleqilai，lianshangyezaoyifuxianchuyisinuyi！
zheigejijiadezhuixu，haodadedanzi，juranganzaitanverdehunyanshanghunao！
就在此时，
yigeshanyanghudelaosouhuanhuanzoulechulai，pieleyiyanzhongren，dandandao：
“laofujiushinimensuoshuodexueshenyi。”
“zheiyiliyaowanzhengshilaofuqinshoupeizhi，nimenzheixieyanzhuozhibei，juranrenbuchu！”
shuoba，xueshenyiweiweiyaotou，tanxi。
suiji，chengkunneifeishuodeshenqufachuleyizhenzhendoudong，zhenggerendouyijingxiaodewanxialeyao，chadianshuaidaozaidishang。
“zheiyoushicongnalaidefenglaotouzi，juranmaochongxueshenyi！”
“pu！zheigejijiazhuixudeyaowanbuhuijiushicongzheigefenglaotouzishoulidedaodeba？”
“fengle，fengle，zheilaotouzizhenshibuzhisihuo，lianxueshenyidouganmaochong！”
“……”
zhongrendekoushuishunjianjiuyanmeilexueshenyi。
jiangtadangchengleyigekengmengguaipiandejianghupianzi。
jijialaoyejizhentiancikezoudaolejizhangkongdemianqian，shouzhongdeguaizhanghenhenyiduo，lenglengshuodao：
“你干的好事！”
jizhangkonglianmangcalecalenghan……
zhouwanshandemeitouyijingningdaoleyiqi，nuerchusheng：
“haodadedanzi，jingranmaochongxueshenyilaichengzhufudaoluan，lairen，ganchuqu！”
yubi，yigegequanfuwuzhuangdeshibingzoujinlai，jiuyaotuozouxueshenyi。
jibayibianlengxiaoyibiandao：
“woshuomeifua，niyihouyaoshizhaobudaoheli，nijiulaiqiuqiuwo，woshisheniyifena。”
“nijurangaochuzheiyichu……haibaibaidajinquyigelaotouzi，hahaha……xiaosiwole！”
shibingmenzhengyudongzuo，lizhangyeshenbiandetianlongtianhuzaoyixushidaifa，zhunbeichushoule！
忽然，
yishengjicudeshengyinchuanlai：
“且慢！”
“tazhendeshixueshenyi！”
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