《lishiminyaofeiwotaizizhiwei？kanwoqiyunta》shixiaobianzuijinrukengdeyibujiazuo，wenlishejidaodeguanjianrenwufenbiewei lichengqianlishimin，zuozhe“nanwuhuoewanqianbeiyong”shihenduowangyouxihuandedashenjibiezuozhe，dadachuangzuodeneirongzhidexixipindu：fangxuanlingjiantabushuohua，yanzhongshanguoyisiruilizhise，jingqishenshangqian：“haiqingtaizidianxialikepida，buranyiwujunji，ninkeyaozuishangjiazuile。”……
lichengqianxianzaiyemeishizuo，jiuzaixishixianguangqilai，shangjiamenjianzhuangdouganmangshangqiantuixiaozijidehuowu。
“dianxia，zheishishanghaodelupi，ninxuyaobu？jiaqiankeyishangliang。”
“dianxia，anzheiyoukouwaideyangpi，zhiliangfeichanghao，ninruguoxuyao，keyibianyidian。”
qianzheidongxi，tayihouhaiyoudayong，juebuhuimeibiyaodelangfei，yemeidalizhongren，ziguxiangqianguangzhe。
jiedaoliangpangbaimanlegeshigeyangdehuowu，xiangliao、sichou、ciqilinlangmanmu，kongqizhongmimannongyudeshijingqixi。
lichengqiancishishifenxiangshouzheizhongxianguangdeganjue，bijingzijizaixiangjiandaozheibanchangjingbuzhiyaohenianheyuele。
turan，yigetoudaihurenteyoutoujindenanrendangzailetamianqian。
zheirenlianshangchongmanleshangrenduyoudeshikuaizhise，yanjingmichengyitiaofeng，zuijiaoguazhetaohaodexiaorong。
xingzhibeirendarao，buyouzhoulemeitou，dangjilianseyichen，jiuyaofanu。
zenliaoneirenbingbuhuangzhang，fanercoujinyibu，yadishengyin，shenmixixidishuodao：“dianxia，wozheiyoushanghaodenubi，doushixiyulaide，ninyaobuyaokankan？”
zheihuahaosilengshuijiaotouyiban，jianglichengqiandenuhuoshunjianjiaomie，tafashi，tajiushihaoqixiangkankan。
neihushangjiantaganxingqu，lianshangdexiaoronggengjiachanmei，lianmangceshenrangkaiyitiaolu，shenshouzuolege“qing”deshoushi。
“dianxiazheibianqing，baozhengrangnindakaiyanjie。”
lichengqianzai‘haoqixin’dequshixia，dianlediantou，genzhehushangchaoyipangdexiangzizouqu。
xiangzishenchu，jiliangmachetingzaineili，chelianbanyan，yinyuekejianlimianrenyinghuangdong。
hushangxiankailianzi，luchujigemianrongjiaohao、shenzheyiyufuzhuangdenvzi。
tamendichuizhetou，shensejiandaizhejifenhuangkong，queyoutouzheyiguyiyudeshenmiyufengqing。
lichengqianmilemiyan，guaibuderujindatangshengxingquanyanghuji，zheiyiyunvrenguoranbieyouyifanfengqing。
“dianxia，ruhe？”hushangcuozheshou，manlianqidaidikanzheta。
lichengqianmeiyoulikehuida，ershihuanhuanduobu，raozhemachezhuanleyiquan。
muguangtingliuzaiqizhongyigenvzishenshang。zheinvrenjiqipiaoliang，bilianggaoting，xiantiaofenming，daizhexiyurenteyoudeshensuilunkuo，fuseyebusizhengchangxiyunvzineibanxiaomaise，ershiruniunaibanbaixi。
erqiezheinvrenyanzhonghaibushishanhetazhangxiangxingchengqiangliefanchadeyexing，haosiyipiliema，xiyinzherenquzhengfu。
hushangjiangyiqiekanzaiyanli，lianshangluchuxise，lianmangcoushangqian。
“dianxia，duizheinvrenganxingqu？ninkezhenshitaiyouyanguangle，zheinvrenkeshiwohuagaojiashoulaide。”shuozheyilianshenmidecoudaolichengqianerbianxiaoshengjixu：“tingshuozheinvrenkeyoutujuewangshixuetong。”
yaoshiyiqianlichengqiantingdao，zheinvdejingyoutujuewangshixuetong，dehedeganjinpaochuqubazhangyuan，bijingdatanghuangshixuetongburongdianru，danxianzaikebupaneixiele。
“kaigejiaba。gu，douyaole。”
hushangtingdaozheihua，xiaodezuidoukuailiedaoerduogenle：“haodedianxia，woyihuijiuanpairensongdaoninfushang。”
zheishichexiangneineinvren，turanyilianfennudekanzhelichengqian，ranhoujiligualashuoleyidui。
lichengqianyifuwanquantingbudongtazaishuoshenmeyangzi，dunangleju。
“说什么鸟语呢？”
liaoxiangneixieyarenyekuaiwanshile，dangjizhuanshenlikai。
zouchuxiaoxiangzi，guoranneixieyarenyijingdaole。
jiantalaile，zheixierencuyongguolai：“canjiandianxia”
lichengqianhaiyouyiduishimeichuli，yemeikonghezheixieluosuo。
“shuoshuoba，douzhaodaoduoshaohuowu。”
zheixieyarenwenyan，meiyirenhuiying，tazhengnamenzheishishenmeqingkuangshi，zhiqiandongshineigeyarenchenwugengconghoumianzoulechulai。
“dianxia，ninxuyaoshenmegenxiaodeshuoyishengjiuhao，hebiqinzilaixishia。”
zheidaoranglichengqianweiweiyouxiechayi，kanlaizheijiahuozaiyarenquanlidiweibudia。
“hehe，gu，daoshimeixiangdao，nihaitingyoubenshi，duile，haibuzhidaonijiaoshenmeming？”
“dianxiamiuzanle，huidianxia，caominmingjiaochenwugeng。”
“hao，neizheishijiujiaojinibanle，yirizhineiwulunninengnongdaoduoshaocailiaogudouyao，guoqibuhou。”
chenwugengyijiububeibukang，weiweigongshen：“caominmingbai。”
xianzaimaidongxideshiqingchediwanshile，lichengqianyemeibiyaozaizheidaizhele，dangjizhuanshenlikai。
fanhuidonggonghou，zhijiansuningyuduanzuozaidatingzhizhong，kanzheshenseruchang，buguojiantahuilai，youxieyuyanyouzhidemoyang。
liangrenfuqiduonian，lichengqianhaishicongtaruchangshensezhongduchuleyisiqikuzhise。
“yuer，niyoushenmexinshima？”
suningyu，bingweihuihua，ershizhizhidekantazhei。
lichengqianjianzhuangzoudaotashenqian，taishouqingfuzheitaqinglijuemeidelianpang：“nibushishuowomenfuqitongti？youshenmebunengshuodema？”
“dianxia.....qishi...qishiqieshenmingbai，ninyaozuodeshiqingbingbunengbeiernvqingzhangqiangua，danwohaishirenbuzhuxiangshuo，ninzouhouwomenmuzigairuhezichua。”
lichengqiantingdaozheihua，xinzhongshunjianleran，suningyuzheishitongguozijixingwei，caidaotazuizhongmudebingbushiqibingmoufan，ershiyuanzoudamogendatangzhangqiduikang。
dangjiqingxiaozhemolemotadetou：“niluanxiangshenmeni，gu，kebuhuizuoneipaoqiqizideshi。”
suningyulianshangluchujingxizhise：“zhendema？dan...ninyaodaizhewohexianggeer、juegeeryiqizou，huibuhuimubiaotaidale？”
“fangxinba，gu，ziyouanpai，jinwannijiudaizhexianggeer、juegeeryiqihuinimujia，ranhoulianyesanchuxiaoxi，jiushuoniyaogenwohuaqingjiexian。”
suningyuxinggedangzhenguojue，busixunchangnvzineibanluoluosuosuo，zhijieqishen：“hao，neiqieshenjiuquanpaile。”
lichengqianbuyoulengleyixia，zheifenguoduanjianzhishiyigezhengzhijiabibukeshaodeyouliangpinzhi。
liangrihouzhongrenanzhaohelichengqiandeyuedingfabing。
qingchendebowuhaiweisanjin，tianbianhaifanzheyudubai。
danzhanganchengmingdemenwai，yijingshidajunyunji，junweizhixiongzhuangbopangfoyaochongpotiankongdebowu。
cishilichengqianqizaiyipixuebaidezhanmashang，shenpimingguangkai，yaojianxuanguazhexiangjinqianyudehengdao，toukuishangdehongyingzaichenfengzhonglieliezuoxiang。
taweiweiyangtou，muguangsaoguoyanqianzheizhimianyanshulidedatangjundui，xinqingjiweimaodun。
datangjunliruciqianghan，tazuoweidatangtaiziwuyishijiaoaode，danxiangdaojianglaiyaomianduizheiyangdebudui，xinzhongyoushengqiyigumimang，zijizhendenenghezheiyangdedatangzhangqiduikangma？
cishiyizhenjuliegusheng，jianglichengqiansixulahui。
“咚！咚！咚！”
jiezouchenweneryouli，fangfodadidexintiao。
qianpaizhongjiabubing，shouchizhangdao，tiejiazaichenguangzhongfanzhelengliedehanguang，bufazhengqihuayi，meizouyibudouhuifachuyizhenkaijiamocadesheng，zheishengyinrutongdichendeleiming。
zuoyouliangyideqingqibing，gegeshouchitieqiang，yaojianguazheduannu，shenpixuanjia。
qianfengchengzhijieyihuishou，zhongqibingquanbujuqiang、lema。
“杀！杀！杀！”
mapisimingheshibingsihoujiaozhizaiyiqi，xingchengyigulingrenxinjideshenglang。
yinweilishiminrujinhunmi，suoyizhanqianshishizheishi，ziranguidaolichengqiandeshenshang。
tayeledejiexiazheigechashi，bijingzheikeshilalongrenxindehaojihui。
lichengqiandenggaotai，weimishuangyan，douranjiangyaojianhengdaochouchu！
yongchushengpingzuidashengyin，sihoudao。
“jiangshimen！cifanchuzheng，kepafou？”
“bupa！bupa！bupa。”jiangshimenquanbuwojinshouzhongwuqi，zhenbeigaohu。
“hao，rujinxueyantuohanranfanjing，qiwobaixing，ruwolaoyou！gubumingbai，tamenheganruci？tamenyoudao！nandaowodatangerlangmeiyoudaoma？”
zhongjiangshibaofachugengweizhenfendehousheng：“youdao！youdao！youdao！”
“cifanzhengzhan，gu，bilvxianchongzhen！nimenzhizhongrenheren，faxiangulinzhentuique，jiekezhangu！”
“cishi，zhanfaweizheng！”yanbalelichengqianzhangdaoyiheng，zhijiekanxiayilvfasi！
lichengqianzheigejudong，zhijieshiqilazhiqiansuoweiyoudegaodu。
“wodengshiyudianxiatongshenggongsi！”
yanba，leimingbandezhangushengzaicixiangqi，dajunrushanhuhaixiaobanxiangqianxingjun，juanqimantianshachen。
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