《lishaotianqishiyinghou》shiyibenxiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo，zuozheshihuiyuanxingzhai，zhujiaoshilingtingyanlihaolan，xiaoshuozhuyaojiangshudeshi：yichangyiwaizhuihu，talinghunhuhuanchengshibaxianhuka。zhenqianjinlunweicaogenwanghong，qiongjiubushuole，haiquanwangheiliao。yijuziqingqutaozhuang？guaxianyumaidiao！yankantayuelaiyuefengshengshuiqi，liyingdizuobuzhule。“wozuonidekaoshan，nizuowodenvren。”lingtingyan：“gun，nibushiwodecai。”nanrentiaoqilemei……moutian，juzupaixi。lingtingyan：“daoyan！woshuohaobupaiwenxide！”lihaolan：“fangxin，wodiandaoweizhi。”actionhou……lingtingyanbeiwendechuanxilianlian：“shuohaodediandaoweizhini？”tayongzhetadeyao：“tanmutaijiu，yishirenbuzhu，duochanglejikou。”...
lingtingyanmaozhedayuhuidaojiudianfangjian，bamensuodesiside。
yilai，tapahongboyaozhuiguolai。
erlai，tapalihaolangenshanglai。
takaishihouhuizijiweishenmeyaogenlai，weishenmeyaozhuojian，youweishenmeyaohenei**daqilai。zhenshicongmingfanbeicongmingwu。
buguohenkuaitayouhuifulengjing，henhenminlebalianshangdeyushui，yangqibufushudepiaoliangxiahe。
“houhuishenme……zheishilaotianyejuanguni，rangnizhenaishengming，yuanligoux。”
lingtingyanzhenglileyixiasangqideqingxu，kaishifanqile**dedongxi。
shoujiyousuoping，tashilencicaidakai，dakaiyoufaxianbuzhidaozhifumima，erahuoaimashilitataolegebianyemeifanchuyigezierlai。
taqidekoutufenfang，xianzaishenwuzhangwu，tagaizenmehuikchenga！
突然敲门声响起。
lingtingyanzhenggerenjiangyingdidingzaiyuandi，zuxiangzhiganggangchaiguolejia，tingjianzhurenkuaiyaokaimenjinwushidemuerha。
“lingxiaojie？ninzailimianma？”
是韩羡的声音！
lingtingyandaoxilekouhanqi，meigandaying。
“lingxiaojie，wozhidaoninzailimian，woqinyankanjianninhuijiudiande。”
“你有什么事？”
“lingxiaojie，keyikaimenwomenjianmianshuoma？”
“nijiuzheimeshuoba，wotingdejian。”
zheihuiertadouhenbudezaimenkoulashangtiesidianwang！
waimianhanxianmodimeiledongjing，banxiang，tatingjianxixisusudeshengxiang，suijiditouyiqiao，jingyouyizhibaisedexinfengcongmenfengwaituilejinlai。
“lingxiaojie，zheishiwomenershaoweininzhunbeidehuochepiao，jintianxiawusandiandeche。”
lingtingyanyanjingdengdegunyuan，lihaolandezheizhangpiaojianzhijiushixuezhongsongtan！
“ninhaiyouchongzudeshijianshuishangyijue，xiawuershaojininanpaileche，daoshihousijihuidadianhualianxinin，songninquhuochezhan。”
piankehou，menwaianjingxialai，hanxianlikaile。
lingtingyanmangbudiejianqidishangdexinfeng，dakaiyiqiao，guoranshizhanghuochepiao——
硬座！！！
“**！”taqidebaolecukou，chadianermeibapiaosisui，“congychengdaokchenghuocheyaoshijigexiaoshi！liergou……nishixiangzuosiwoma？！”
lingtingyanyibiantongma，yibianbajipiaotuotiedifangjinlebaoli。
“yebujiwomaigetoudengcang，jiuzheihailijiashaoyeni，koumenjing！”
hudi，xiangqilechexiangzhonglihaolanqishenjiangtayazaishenxiadechangjing，haiyouneigeqiangshideburongtafankangdewen。
bujinshuangjiaretengtengde，xianghuoliaolesidefatang，yankuangquechirudifanhong。
xiawusandianzheng，lingtingyanbazijibaoguoyanshi，haoburongyicaijishanglehuoche。
上了车她才知道。
lihaolanjitamaidegenbenbushiyingzuo，ershizhanpiao！！！
“li……hao……lan！！！”
lingtingyanhuchihuchichuanzhecuqi，henhenzaozhehuochechemen。
“woyidingyaonifuchudaijia……woyidingyaorangnihouhui！！”
lingyibian，ksdesirenfeijishang。
lihaolanyaoyezhebeizhongdeluomannikangdi，fukanzhechuangwaideyunjuanyunshu，youranpinlekoujiu。
“lingtingyantazhanshanghuochele？”
“shi，zanmenderenqinyankanzhetashangqude。”hanxianhuida。
“kanlaitashizhendeqiong。hongboyaoyeshi，neinvrenhaodaigentayichang，liandianerlufeidoubuliu？”
“e……yeyoukenenglingxiaojietahenhuiguorizi，gaishengsheng，gaihuahuaba。”
lihaolanjuqijiubei，xieqiyixiao，“zheigenvrenhenyouyisi，wohetadeyuanfen，haimeiwanni。”
……
diertianxiawu，lingtingyanlijinmonanzhongyuhuidaolekcheng。
taconghuochezhanzouchulaideshihoutuidoumamule，neiganjue，xiangshidixiayundongdeshiliangtiaoyizhi。
ciketazhanzaikchengrenliuzuida，huanjingzuihunluanzuichadehuochezhanguangchangzhong，jumusiwang，yipianjuewang。
“xiaomeimei，waidilaidea？zhaogongzuobu？”
lingtingyanhuanhuanhuiguoshen，jianlianggerongmaoweisuodenanrenshoulinazhechuandanyiyangdedongxizhengyilianyinxiaodidaliangzheziji，benjiumaohuodexingengshihuomaoqianzhang。
“干什么你们？”
“womenkannitingquefengongzuode，womenhanzhenghuisuozhengzaizhaonvjishi、nvfuwuyuandengduogegangwei，yaobuyaolaishishiwa？”qizhongyigeweisuonanweisuodifachuyaoqing。
lingtingyanruhuazhanyan，miqixiaoyan，“nimenliangquegunainaima？wokeyishishi。”
tamodibianlian，mianruohanshuangdiconglianggeweisuonanmianqianzouguoqu。
“chouyatou！**jiwozhanzhu！
qizhongyigenanrenzenkenqingyifangtazou，jingchongguoquyibazuanzhuletadeshouwan。
然后，嘎巴一声。
weisuonandeshouwanbeitashengshengbaiguzhele！
“a！！chouniangmenernijiwofangkai！！”nanrentengdeyoushicanjiaoyoushitiaojiao。
lingyigekandaotongbanshouqifuxiangyaobangmang，jieguolingdaxiaojiefanyingminjie，tengkongyichuai，laileyijiduanzijuesunjiao，zheinandedangchangdaodilvdagun，qibulaile。
“nimenliangshimiehuoqima？zhidaowobieleyiduzihuomeichusateyipaoguolaijiwomiehuode？”lingtingyanyanshenlengku，zhenshibunuziwei！
“gunainai！ninshiwomengunainai！womenyouyanbushitaishanfangguowomenba！”
cishikanrenaoderenyuejuyueduo，yebuzhisheihaosibusihanleju：“ai！tahaoxiangshineigewanghong！lingtingshenmeyan！”
“aimahaizhenshita！tazenmehunchengzheiyangapengtougoumiandehaocanyinvdea！”
lingtingyanxinxiadahanzaogao，mangjiangzhangmaoyikouzaitoudingshang，xianggankuaituporenquntaozhiyaoyao。
“怎么回事？！”
zheishiliangmingxunluodejingchagandao，chedilansilelingtingyandequlu。
qizhongyigedaozaidishangdeliumangganjinmaican，“jingchadage！womenlianghaoshiminwuyuanwugubeizheiguniangzoule……nikeyaoweiwomenzuozhua！”
“nimenshualiumanghaishuachulilaile？！”
lingtingyanhaixiangshangqubuyijiao，xunluojingchamangyibazhuaizhuletadeshoubei。
“xiaojie，nidarenzaixianyoufangaigonggonganquan，genwomenzouyitangba。”
……
局子里。
lingtingyanhelianggeliumangzuoguobiluhou，bianbeijuliuleqilai。
quxizuozaishuinidishangdetajingranmeijuedezenmeyumen，faneryijingshiyinglezheiyilianchuanlinghunzhongjidailaidedaji。
jiuzaitadundekuaiyaoshuizheledeshihou，tiemenkaile。
“lingtingyan！yourenlaibaonile！”
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