《luanshixiaoyao？bu，wotidaofentian！》shijunqiaoshaonianchuangzuodeyibulingrenguomunanwangdechuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaotangyuxieqiutongjinglilequzheliqidemaoxian，tongshiyemianlinzhechengzhangyuzerendekaoyan。xiaoshuoyiqijincoukourendeqingjiehexianhuolitiderenwuxingxiangxiyinledaliangduzhe。huozhe，xiwangxieqiutongzhendehuiaishanglaozizheigedashuaige？suanle，doubukaopu。qianzheshixinuwuchangdeshashou，houzheshixinhenshouladebiantai。zaijiashangneigechun……。
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你还说你不是变态！
bushibiantaiyeshigedianzi！
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“爹！我错了！”
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kao，xianzaiwohaizaihutadepiqima？
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他顿时打了个哆嗦…
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“绝不是！”
唐禹当即大喊出声。
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敷衍过去！先答应！
“爹！”
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“qingninwubijiangwojiajita！”
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