《longshuaiyizun》shijinmoleweiliangchuangzuodeyibulingrenzhemidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaoyefenglirujinglilezhongzhongkunjinghekaoyan，tongguojianchiheyongqizhaodaoleneixindeliliang。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqizhenshiganrendeqingganmiaoxiehelingrenjingtandexiangxianglierwenming。liweitinglezheihua，dunshixiaoleqilai：“jie，zheigebanfamiaoa！”lirulengxiaodao：“heng，zheigefeiwuhaixianghewodou？laolao……。
第2章
yefengkanzhezheiyimu，yanedao：“goule！jianzhishiwuliqunao！”
lirutingle，limanudao：“nihaishibushiwolaogong，rangnibangwoyici，jiuzheimenanma？”
yefengkanzheliru，dao：“xianzaijidewoshinilaogongle？neiniganbuganbanishoujijiwo，rangwoxiankankannideshouji，rangwolejieyixia，shenmejiaowaimiandabadenanrendouzaidengzheni！”
liruyiting，shenseyouxiehuangzhang：“nikanwoshoujizuoshenme？neishiwodeyinsi，jiusuanshifuqi，yeshiyouyinside。”
yefengtinglezheihua，tanqidao：“xingle，nibuyongfeihuale，wobukenengbangnididide，genghekuangshidingzui！”
liruqueyiranbusixin：“yefeng，qiunile，nimeihejiu，jinquzuiduoyiliangnianjiuchulaile。”
yefengkanzheliru，dao：“nijiranzheimexintengnididi，nizijizenmebuqutitadingzuini？”
“ni！”lirunaonubuyi。
yefengdandandao：“woyaoshini，xianzaijiuquyiyuan，kankanneigeshoushangdexiaonvhai，zhishaoxianqudeshouhaijiashudeyuanliang，zheiyangdengjingfangliangxingdeshihou，yenengpanqingyidian。”
liruxianglexiang，dao：“haoba，neiwoxianzaijiuquyiyuan。”
suihoutayouyanzhuyizhuan，turandao：“nibixugenwoyiqiqu！”
yefenglengdao：“pingshenme？”
liruxiaodao：“jiupingxianzaiwomenhaishimingyishangdefuqi！nihaishiwodididejiashu。”
叶风不置可否。
liangrenkaicheqianwangyiyuan，tuzhongluguoyigeshuiguotan。
lirudao：“yefeng，niqujineigexiaoguniangmaidianershuiguo。”
yefengdianlediantoumeiduoxiang，jiuxialeche。
jianyefengzaishuiguotankanshuiguo，lirudangjitoutoujizijididiliweidaleyigedianhua。
“xiaowei，nizaijialishiba？jingchaqulemeiyou？”
liweishengyinfeichangjinzhang：“jingchahaimeilai，jie，yefengneifeiwuzenmeshuoa，tadayingtiwodingzuima？wobuxiangzuolaoajie！”
lirunaonudao：“yefengzheigefeiwu，shizaitaizisile，taningyuanlihunyebuyuanyitinidingzui！”
liweihenfennu：“tazenmegande？jienixiajiajizheimeyigefeiwu，tabuyinggaiganendaidema？tazenmenengjujue！jie，nibangbangwoa，yaobunitiwodingzuiba？”
lirumadao：“rangwotinidingzui？nifengleni？nifangxin，tasuiranmeidaying，danshiwomenyouqitabanfa。”
liweilengleleng：“jie，nideyisishi......”
liruyanzhongdaizheyisiyinhen，dao：“daihuierjingchaquwenni，nijiushuonizaijialishuijue，nidechejiejinijiefukaile。
woguohuijiuqukanneigexiaoguniang，daoshihou，dangzhexiaogunianghetajiarendemian，wojiushuo，cheshiyefengkaide。
nihebamaneibianyedoutongyishanglianghao，daoshihou，womenyancitongyi，zheimeduoderenzheng，tabuxiangrenzuiyederen！”
liweitinglezheihua，dunshixiaoleqilai：“jie，zheigebanfamiaoa！”
lirulengxiaodao：“heng，zheigefeiwuhaixianghewodou？laolaoshishiquzuolaoba！”
“haole，takuaihuilaile，woguale。”
shuowan，liruganjinguaduanledianhua。
meiyihuier，yefengbianlinzhedabaoxiaobaodeshuiguohuilai，ranhoushangleche。
bangexiaoshihou，yefengheliruliangrenlaidaolejiangchengshirenminyiyuandeyijianbingfang。
bingfangzhizhong，yigeshencaimiaomandenvzishouzaibingchuangqian，guangkanbeiying，bianzhidaoshiyiweidameinv。
biqilirudeshencai，nvziyaoqiangtaiduole，gaixianxidedifangxianxi，gaifengrundedifangfengrun，quxianyoumei，rangrenwangyanyuchuan。
bingchuangshang，yigeciwawayiyangdexiaonvhaitangzaibingchuangshang，toushanghaichanzheshabu，xiaotuiguozheshigao，geboshangsihuyeyouwaishang，yankuanghonghongde，kanshangqupoweikelian。
yefengkanlezheiyimu，xinzhongduiyuliweideganguangengchale，bujinjiujiazhuanglehaizi，jingranhaitaoyile，zhenbushigedongxi！
cike，nvziyezhuanguoshen，kanxiangleyefengheliru：“nimenshi......”
nvzishenseqiaocui，yanjinghonghongde，xianranyijingkulexujiule。
buguojibianzhuangtaihencha，danyiranyangaibuzhutajuemeiderongyan。
lirujiangshuiguofangzailebingchuangdechuangtoujushang：“woshizhaoshizhejiashu，fashenglezheiyangdeshiqing，zhendehenbaoqian。”
suqianqiantinglezheihua，dunshifennudao：“zhaoshizhejiashu？shisheizhuanglewonver？taweishenmeyaotaopao？nizhibuzhidao，yinweitadetaopao，chadianhaisilewodenver！”
lirutinglezheihua，kanleyefengyiyan，ranhoudao：“zhaoshizhejiushita，wolaogong，tadangshizhuangdaoren，shizaitaihuangzhangle，jinzhangzhixiajiupaole。”
“你这个混蛋！”
suqianqiantinglezheihua，qidezhanleqilai，yibazhangxiangzheyefenglianshangshanleguoqu。
yefenglianseyibian，tazhijietuihouleyibu，duoguolesuqianqiandebazhang。
ranhouzhiwendao：“dengdeng！liru，nihushuobadaoshenme？mingmingshinididihelejiukaiche，zhuanglexiaoguniang，nijuranguaidaowotoushang？”
liruzhijiefanbodao：“yefeng，haonigemeiliangxinde，wodihaoxinhaoyibachejiejinikai，nichuleshi，jingranhaiwulaiwodi？ganzuobugandang，nihaisuanbusuannanrenle？”
suqianqiankanzheliruheyefeng，yishifenbianbuchulaisheiduisheicuo。
bianlengshengzhizhidao：“nimendoubizui！zheilishibingfang，shiwonverxiuxidedifang，yaochaochuquchao！”
lirucikemudeyijingdadaole，taziranbuhuiduodai，zhijiezhunbeilikai。
ercishi，suqianqianqinglengdeshengyinxiangqi：“daishangnimendeshuiguo，wobuxuyao！”
lirutinglezheihua，bailesuqianqianyiyan，chaoqishuiguojiulikailebingfang。
suiji，suqianqiankanzheyefeng，lengdao：“nihaibuzou？”
yefengdandandao：“woqishidongyixieyishu，keyirangwokankanninverma？”
yefengkanzhebingchuangshangciwawabandexiaoguniang，xinzhongyouzhongmomingdeqinjingan。
tayishujingzhan，kanchengguoshou，cishi，tatingyuanyibangbangzheigexiaoguniangde。
suqianqianquelengmodao：“bubile，ruguozhendeshinizhuangdewonver，falvgaizenmepanzenmepan，nijiusuanzaizheilitaohaowomenmunv，yemeirenheyongchu！”
yefengtanlekouqi，zhengyaolikai，xiaoguniangqueturandao：“mama，rangshushubangwokankanba，woxihuanzheigeshushu。”
ganggangzhunbeilikaideyefeng，yezhuanshentingxia，kanzhezheiduimunv。
suqianqianyouyuleyixia，caidao；“nizhendedongyishu？ruguonishanghaiwonver，wojueduibuhuifangguonide。”
yefengcongshenshangquchuleyigezhenjiudehezi，dao：“woconglaibupianren。”
taquchuleyinzhen，cirulexiaoguniangshenshangjigexuewei，yinzhencixue，danxiaoguniangmeiyourenhetengtonggan，xiangfan，tayuanbenhennanshoudeshenti，ganjueshufulexuduo。
yefengliyongzijideyishu，jifashengmingqianneng，yazhitonggandetongshi，bangzhuxiaoguniangwendingshangshi。
zhenjiuwanbi，xiaogunianglianshangtongkudebiaoqingshaolexuduo，lianshangluchuleweixiao：“shushu，nihaolihai，wobutengle！”
yefengqingqingmolemoxiaoguniangdetoufa，dao：“fangxinba，zuiduosantian，nijiunengchuyuanle，nijiaoshenmemingzia？”
“wojiaosuxiaoxiao，mamashuowoshengxialaideshihouzhiyouzheimexiaoyidiandian，suoyijiaosuxiaoxiao，shushunini？”xiaoguniangbianshuobianbihuazhe。
yefengxiaodao：“shushujiaoyefeng。”
suxiaoxiaokaixindao：“yeshushu，niyihounengbunenglaipeiwowanera，woxihuanni！”
yefengtinglexiaoguniangdehua，kanxianglesuqianqian，zheishi，ziranxuyaorenjiamuqindetongyi。
suqianqiankanzheyefeng，dao：“ruguozhendebushinizhuangdewonver，yihounikeyilaikankanwonver。”
suqianqiandiyicijiandao，zijinverzheimexihuanyigemoshengrende。
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