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04tazhiqishen，huifuleneifushulidemoyang，fangfogangcaineijujinhudiaoqingdehuabushichuzitakou。

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busixin。「nei……qingninchigefanba，biaodawodeqianyi。」fachuqujiuhouhuile。taikeyile！

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」womengdizuoqilai，dengdayanjing，fanfuquerenneitiaoxinxi。ta……zheishidayingle？haizhijiedingleshijiandidian？

zheisuanshenme？「haode！zhouxiansheng！woyidingzhunshidao！」wojidongdeshouzhifadou，chadiandacuozi。「ng。」

neibianhuileyigezi，zaiwuxiawen。wokanzheliaotianjilu，ganjuexiangzuoguoshanche。zheinanren，xinsibihaishen。

06jiexialaiyizhou，wodouzaiweizheichang“peizuiyan”zuozhunbei。xinqunzi，xinfaxing，xinzhijia。linchumenqian，

zhouxiaoxiaoanzhuwokuangpenxiangshuideshou：“baoer，shouzhedian！wogebiyan，xiujuemingan，biebataxunpaole！

”woganjinfangxiaxiangshuiping。tiqianbanxiaoshidaodacanting。fuwushengyinwodaoyudingdeweizhi。kaochuang，shiyejuejia，

zhenggechengshideyejingjinshouyandi。zhoujinyanhaimeidao。wojinzhangdeshouxinyizhichuhan。badianzheng。fenmiaobucha。

zhoujinyandeshenyingchuxianzaicantingrukou。tajintianmeichuanxizhuang，yishenjiancaihetideshensexiuxianzhuang，

shaolexieshangchangdelingli，duolejifenyonglansuixing，danqichangyijiuqiangda。suoguozhichu，yijiuxiyinwushumuguang。

tazoudaowoduimianzuoxia。“baoqian，jiudeng。”gongshihuadekaichangbai。“meiyoumeiyou，woyegangdao。

”tabayigezhizhidexiaodaizifangzaizhuoshang，tuidaowomianqian。“peili。”yanjianyigai。womengle：“peili？

”“neitianjiusale，hedaonile。”wo：“……”daodishisheihedaoshei？wodakaidaizi，

limianshiyigejingzhidesironghezi。hezidakai，shiyitiaoxianxidezuanshishoulian，dengguangxiazheshechuxisuideguangmang。

yikanjiujiagebufei。woshouyidou，hezichadiandiaozhuoshang。“zhouxiansheng，zheitaiguizhongle！wobunengshou！

erqieshiwoxianponin……”“buxihuan？”tadaduanwo，duanqishuibeiheleyikou，yanshenpingdanwubo，

“neihuanyitiao。”“bushixibuxihuandewenti！”woyoudianji，“zhei……”“neijiudaizhe。

”tafangxiashuibei，yuqiburongzhiyi，“diancai。”woniezheneitangshoudezuanshishoulian，ganjuexiangbaolegezhadan。

zheifazhanbuduia。bushiwolaipeizuima？zenmebianchengtasongwozheimeguideliwu？caishanglaile。

jibendoushiantakouweidiande，woshibuzhiwei。naozilifengkuangyunzhuan，sikaogaizenmebajiezoulahuiwodejihua。

“zhouxiansheng……”“zhoujinyan。”taqiezheniupai，touyemeitai。“a？”“wodemingzi。

”tataiyankanlewoyixia，“nikeyizhijiejiao。”xinzangloutiaoyipai。“zhou…jinyan。”jiaochukou，