《longtou》dejuqingwanyanquzhe，fubimaidehao，fanlongtianqiangzuoweizhujiao，meiyigerenwudouyoutachuxiandeyiyi，henbangdeyibenshu，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：jiuzaizheishi，wodiannaopingmulidexiaoqieturantiaoyueqilai。“ng？”huyidediankaijiemian，meixiangdaojuranshizimengmeimeidexiaoxi。“nixiangdaojiejuedebanfale？……
第9章
kanzhetazuanzaishoulideheisezhanxinjizi，shihuashishuowoyoudianshayan。
neikeshiteme09niana，dangshibieshuoliangbushouji，renshouyijidoukunnan，zhishaowomeiyou，laobiyezhishiyonglegetabataotaixialaidelao“bodao”，zhinengguawangxian**deneizhong。
“jie，zanjiashiyoukuangme？”
woxiaoxixidenuodong**dixiadexiaomazha，gentakaojinyixie，xiangtaotaojiaoqing。
tazheibushoujibushishimianshangchangjiandenuojiya，wojiujidebeihouyouxing“samsung”deyingwenzi，houlaicaizhidaotazheitaibeiyongjiyezhisansiqian。
“我哥送我的。”
kenengshiyoudiuguoyicishoujidejingyan，zimengmeimeijinshenxuduo，tayaoyaonaodaihoubianxunsujiangdianhuachuaijinkoudaili。
“guanggedeyisishirangnimenzuijinbiequwangbale，wojuedeyedui，yaobunimenwanshangzhaojiabinguanxiuxiba。”
zimengmeimeiqingliaosanluoceliandesuifa，kanwoliangdengdayanjing，tahuangmangyoujieshidao：“biewuhuia，wobushixianglaizhang，dayingnimenyilibaitongxiaodeshiqingwoshuodaozuodao，wozhishibuxiangnimenzaiyinweizheijianshiqingjixushoushangle。”
“kanzhemeilongge，wojiushuomeimeikanshangwole，taduodanxinwo。”
laobichoupidecuolecuoxiabake。
“看上你？我晕。”
zimengmeimeizuochuyifuoutudemoyang。
“budanxinnilianhongshenme？”
“kuaibiezizuoduoqingle，woshidongdehaobu。”
chouzheliangrendadanaonao，wobingmeishenmexinqingcanyu，bujinfannaodetanlekoulaoqi。
suiranpingchangdiaoerlangdang，buwuzhengye，danshuochuanlewohelaobiyezhishilianggezaiputongbuguodewangyinshaonian，yaoshuoyouxiligenrenjialiangziganzhang，wobudaifanchude，kexianshizhongwomendingtatianyejiuganxiongliangjujiangboneileigengdijidezhazi，jinwantaiqiutingdeliudongduanweibuzhidaogaojigedangzi，bieshuotashenbiancuyongdeneiqunershiduosuidenianqingxiaohuo，jiusuantashiyigeren，wodougouqiangshixuanshou，qishibuyongguanggetixing，woyecaidechulaitiedingbunengshanbaganxiu，linzoushihoutakanwomendeyanshenjiugenelangchouzhexiaojiziside。
buguoshihuashishuo，laobijinwanzheshirangwozhenjingleyiba，zhiqianwozhizhidaotaxinggezazahuhu，danmeiliaodaotajingrucigangying，mianduiliudongneihuoshengkoulengshimeiyoubandianbeifu。
suanle！ruguoliudongjiwangbujiu，zheihuichikuijiuchikuileba，sheirangwomenmeirenlihaini。
wofangfoaqsidebutingziwoanwei。
“zalelongge？bugaoxingni？”
jianwodalazhenaodaibanshangbuhangqi，laobinagebogonglegongwowendao。
“nibuchoudehuanga？yihouqunashangwang？”
我苦着脸反问。
“choujimaoa，xingyuqubule，zanjiushangdiqiucun，quwanghaiqiyuan，shiliwangbaduole，tahainengyijiayijiaaigezhaozanbucheng？jiusuanzhaozheledabulejiuganbei，huorenhainengbeiniaobiesilebucheng，cao！”
laobiwanquanmeidanghuishidepiezuilengxiao。
“liaomaliao，nimenhaiyouxinsiliaotianni，gangcaigenwotibandewangguanshuojiangbodaizheyidaqunrenpaoxinghaizhaonimenle，wogujishiliudongneihuo！”
jiuzaizheishi，tianjinfanyiliuxiaopaobenguolai，bianjieshibiantaochutadeershou“nuojiya”fandaoyige**qunliaojiemianzhizhidiandian：“woyougequanxianwangguanjiaoliuqun，gangcaiyourenzaiqunlishuo，buzhishixingyu，qitawangbayetongjinimenle，liudongfangchuquhua，danfantigongxiaoxidetamianfeijichongyibaiqbi，nengzhuadaonimende，tajiyizhangwubaikuaiqianqiudonglideka，xianzainiliangkechumingle，womenlaobangangcaihaijiwodadianhua，wenworenburenshinimenni。”
“**！”
“真的假的？”
woyibaduoguoshouji，fankantianjinfankouzhongdequnxiaoxi。
“zheigegoudongxi，shibazanmenwangsilushangbia！”
laobizuanjinquantou，cetoukanxiangwodao：“longge，shizaibuxingzangentapinmingsuanle！”
“gaoshaoduoshaoduaxiongdi？zaitaiqiutingbeizoudehaiqingma？nashenmepin？renjiajiusuanrangniyibanrenma，nishigetoume？”
tianjinfantaishoutanxialaobietoupiezui：“yaowoshuo，zheiduanshijiannimenjiuananshengshenghuijiadaijitiansuanle，dengguolezheigefengtoutagujiyejiuwangle，daoshihounimenzai..”
“不行！”
“不可能！”
wohelaobihenyoumoqideyiqichusheng。
“wotemeganggenwojingwutuanshangdelaoporenshi，ruguoturanxiaoshitazhibudinggensheihaoleni，woneilaoposhishanchengde，zhangdezeipiaoliang，zuowanshangwolianghaishipinleni。”
laobijiexialaideyijuhuachadianwomeirangwodangchangyunjue。
ganggangkantahoudezhandingjietie，wohaixunsizheisunzigenwoxiangdaoyikuaileni，hezheyajiushisemixinqiao。
woxinlizhuomodequeshizheibaruguowomenduosuole，yihoubengguanzaishangnagewangbadoudebeirendangchengbangchui，bijingchongshimeiduodadier，jingchanggewangbalihunjideyejiuneidianren，zheixierendexinliwozaiqingchubuguo，kandaohengdediantoudiyan，yushangruanderulangsihu，liudongneigeshengkouguyirangxiaozaizijiangbodaidui，bujiushiweilexiuru，nawomenliweime，zheiyaochuanchuqusheihaizainawoliangdangpancai，yihouderizizhiyouaibuwandeda，shoubuwandequ！bixudefanji！
“buduozhenimenhaixiangganma？zhenqugenliudongpina？”
zimengmeimeiyeyouxiehaoqidecouguolaixunwen。
kanletayiyan，woxinlidunshilailezhuyi，zhoulezhoumeitoudao：“wozheigejihuaxuyaonibangmangcainengshishi，buzhidaoniyuanbuyuan..”
“dangranmeiwenti，yaobushibeiwolianlei，nimenyebuhuishouqifu，shuobazenmebang？”
hepingchangneixieniuniunieniedexiaoyatoupianziwanquanbutong，zimengmeimeishenshangyouyiguhenbieyangdeganlianjinger，tadoumeixiangzhijiediantoutongyi。
“tianjinfanninengbunengxianbazimengmeimeizhuaijinnimenneigewangguanjiaoliuqunli？”
我笑着问道。
“xiaoshier，woshiqunguanli。”
tianjinfanyehenpeihedetaochudianhuayouwen：“ranhouni？”
“paichusuoduimianneigecanguanjiaoshalaizhelaobi，zanzhiqianlaoquhunshu，meitiandouyingyedaochabuduolingchensiwudiandeneijia。”
wojiulejiuhoujieyouwenxianglaobi。
“jiao..jiaoshenmelaizhe，jiuzaizuibianwoyishibanhuierzahaixiangbuqilaini。”
“福满多！”
laobizhengwaitouhuiyideshihou，zimengmeimeimengranchahua。
“duiduidui，jiushifumanduo！meimeiniduipaichusuoneipianhenshuxima。”
laobiyipaihounaoshao，youxieweisuodedingzhezimengmeimeishangxiadaliang。
“luanjiang，yiqianwojiajiuzhuneifujin。”
zimengmeimeixiaolianxiaolianyizhan，yanshenyemingxianyoudianyiyang，danhenkuaihuifuruchu，ruowuqishideshuodao。
“zairanhounifanlong？ninengbunengyikouqishuowan，xiangjisiwo，haojichengwode**nongchanghecheweishiba！”
tianjinfanlianhongbozicudecuicu。
“zairanhoujiugengjiandanle，laozirangtayabachihuanglian，youkoushuobuchu，xiangnawohelaobiliweizhuangdage，wokantadoulidechaopiaodaodiyouduohou！”
“chaomixianlaige，manmanchixiaoxintangwo。”
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