《liutiaohutongzhilaozhangjiadexuanshibao》shiyibuchuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo，youzuojiajixiaoshuanzhuzhaodongluchuangzuo。gushiweiraozhezhangtianyangfanshiyizhankai，jieshilezhangtianyangfanshiyidemaoxianyuchengzhang。zheibuxiaoshuojianjujincoudeqingjieheshenduderenwusuzao，weiduzhedailaileyichangshijueshengyanhexinlinglvcheng。“laibafanmeinv，wojinijieshaoyixiazheibangren。”fanshiqingguaiqiaodezhanzaizhangtianyangpangbiankanzheta，tingzhetajieshao。“zheigeshizhangtianming，woerge，nijiaomingge……。
“lianger，nizenmeyanga？”
“wentibudage，jiushijiaoweile，gangcaineigeqiantubuzhidaoweishatuilewoyixia？”
zhangtianyangyiweishizhangtianliangzijishuaidaole，tingzhangtianliangzheimeyishuocaizhidaoshiyinweiqiantudaozhide。
“cuiba，haitao，nimenliangxianbatianliangfudaoyibianxiuxiyixia，dengwoxianbazheishierchulile，ranhoudaitianliangquyiyuan。”
“wogangcaikanleyixia，tianliangjiaojiushiweile，meishangdaogutou，cuoleyixiaeryi，danshizheigechangzibuzhaohuilaikebuxing。”
“haoleitianyangge，tianlianglai，woliangfuzheniquneibianerzuohuier。”
cuihaohewanghaitaotingjianzhangtianyangdeanpai，zhijiefuzhezhangtianliangqushuyinxiashaozuoyihuier，ranhouzhuanshenliangrenyegenzailezhangtianyangshenhou。
zijigemenerrangrenjianongle，zheichangzidezhaohuilai。
zhangtianyanglenglengyixiao，daizheerrenjiuxiangzheqiantuzouqu。
“qianshenme？qiantushiba，nitemedaqiujiudaqiu，nitemehaidaituirende？”
“bizaizisheitemeguandeni？a？gantemedongwodidi？”
cuihaohaishibijiaojianglide，shangqianyibuzhiwenqiantu，daqiujiudaqiu，dongzuodadianmeirenshuosha，guyituirenjiuguofenleba。
zhangtianyangkebuguanzhezheibangren，tianliangzaitamianqianhainengshouweiqu，chulejialirenqitarensheidoubuxing，didizaitamianqianshoushangle，haishirangrenjiaguyinongde，zhangtianyangdehuoqijiushanglaile。
“nigegaoyide，genwozhuangshenme？buzhidaowoshisheiba？”
“jizhule，yihoulifanshiqingyuandianer，zheicishinididi，xiacijiushinile！dongma？”
qiantudaizheshenhoujigepengtachoujiaodexuesheng，lengyankanzhezhangtianyangsanren，zhuangboyideshuodao。
“ao，yuanlaishizheimehuishiera，tianliangzheishiyinweitagewoa。”
“xing，nongmingbaizahuishierlejiuxing。”
zhangtianyangtingzheqiantudehua，mingbailetianliangshigenzhetazaolewuwangzhizai，benshenyuanyinjingranshiyinweifanshiqing。
“ao，yuanlaishiyinweishiqingera！。”
“neitemejintiannigengzoubulele，bazhuyidadaowoxifuershenshangle，haitemeshanglewodidi。”
“woqiaoliwade，nitemeshizhaosia。”
“neinixiangzade，wokeshixueshenghuide，nixianghaoleha。”
qiantukanzhezhangtianyangdezhuangtaibudui，tingzhetadehua，yeshiyoudianhuang，danshurenbushuzhenbufubufendeshuodao。
“hehe，xiangzadeshiba？”
“wotemexiangzheiyanga！shanglewodidi，nitemequyiyuantangshangjiniankehaoa？a？！”
zhangtianyanghehelengxiaodingzheqiantu，nuhuoyeshiyazhibuzhule，duizheqiantuxiongkoujiushiyijibajiquandeliditongtianpao，zhijiejiqiantudafeile。
“啊！”
qiantuyishengercanjiaodebeidafeilechuqu，cuihaohewanghaitaoliangren，kanzhezhangtianyangkaitoupaole，yeshibuguanneimeduole。
“上！”
cuihaodahouyisheng，jiuchaozhexiangyaobangqiantudejigerenchongleguoqu，wanghaitaojinsuiqihou，yeshibuguanduimianduoshaorenle，yidiankebameida，fuleyixiamaozigenleshangqu。
danhaimeidengcuihaoliangrendaoduimianjinqian，duimianjirenjiubeizhangtianyangdafeilechuqu，budaoshimiaozhongdeshijian，qiantuyifangzaichangsuoyourenquanbudaodibuqi，dagunaihao。
“a~wodeduzi、ao~~woqiao、.......。”
yizhenciqibifudehaojiao，rangkanzhedezhongren，yijiyaoshangchangdecuihaohewanghaitaojitizhenjingdekanzhezhangzhongjianzhanzaiqiantupangbiandeneigeren。
zhijianzhangtianyang，hunshensanfazheyizhongherendeqishi，wuxingdesanfachulai，zhongrendoubeiweishezaiyuandibugandongdan，daxiatiandejuranganjuedaoyisisilengqi，sherenxinpi。
ruguoyoulaoyibeierderenzaichang，jiunengkanchulaizheishishaqi，erqiekuainingchengshizhideshaqi，zheixiaozikendingjianguoxuele，erqiehaibushao。
fouzebuhuiyouzheimesherendeqishi，rangrenxiayishidigandaokongju。
“bizaizi，woshibushijinilianle，sheidezhuyinidouganda，sheidedidinidougandong，nitemeshibushixiangxiaqubaodaoa？a？！”
“gangcaishizheizhishoutuidetianliangma？”
“bushuohua？neijiudangzheizhiba。”
“a！！！nibajiaonuokai，wo、wodeshoua！！！”
zhangtianyangditoulenglengdekanzhetangzaidishangdeqiantu，binglengdehuayukanzheqiantuwendao，bingbajiaofangzaileqiantudeyoushoushang，weiweiyonglidenianzhejiaoxiadeneizhishou。
【zaixuexiaolimianhaishishaoweizhuyiyidianfencunde。】
“wowennihuani，shibushia？dongwodidi，nitemeyiweinisuanlaojia？”
“haishishuonijuedenishishenmepoxueshenghuide，nijiunengweisuoyuweilea？”
zhangtianyangyibianweiweihuodongzhejiao，yibiankanzhetengdesiquhuolaiquechoubuchushouzaidishanglenghanzhimao，buduanduosuodeqiantuzhiwendao。
“ni...ni...nijiwosakai，guo...guofenleba。”
“fang...fangkaiwoxiongdi，you...youshierhaoshangliang。”
zheishihoucongyuanchujisuchuanlaiyizhenhousheng，yitingzheishuohuaguabushangdangdeyusu，shuxiderenjiuzhidaozheishiqiantugemendingdapaoerlaile。
【dingdapaoer：zhaodayongdebiaodi，matourougundilongdewaisheng，dingdapaodemuqinshizhaodayongdegugu，matougundilongdemeimei，dingdapaoerweirenfeichangzhangyi，duixiongdifeichanghao，wulizhibudi，danjiangli。quedianshishuohuakeba，guabushangdang】
zhangtianyangtingjianledingdapaoerdehuayu，huanhuanditaitoujingjingdezhushizhecongyuanchujinganmanganguolaidedingdapaoer，mianwubiaoqingdikanzhelairen，jiaoxiadedongzuoqueshiyidianermeitingxia。
“wo...worangnisakaita，ge...gemenzheijiuguofenle，za...zadele？dao...daodifashengshashierle，bu...buzhiyuzheiyangba？”
“zadele，nibuhuiwentamena？niguolaishixiangjixua？haishishuonishilaijiurendea？”
zaichangzhongrentingzhedingdapaoerdehua，doutitazheji。
erzhangtianyangquemeibatafangzaixinshang，zhoushenshaqibirendekanzhelairen，jiaoxiadedongzuoqueyeshibuting，lenglengdewendao。
dingdapaoer，zheishihouyeshimeibanfa，zuiqimalaijiurenyedexianzhidaozahuishiera。
“ge...gemen，ni...nixianbatafangkai，zan...zanyoushiershuo...shuoshier，wo...woxianwen...wenwenzahuishier？”
tingzhedingdapaoerdehua，zhangtianyangjuedeyeshichabuduole，jiubajiaofangkaile，zheishihouqitarenzhuajindebaqiantufuleqilai。
zhangtianyangyemeishuohua，jiukanzhedingdapaoer，kankantanengjitageshenmejiaodai。
tancezhiyanxianshidao，zheishizhaodayongdedidi，yejiushaoweidejiletagemianzi，yebushuohua，jiujingjingdekanzheta。
“dapaoer，haiwenshaa，zheishilaizhaoshierde，nijinigedadianhua。”
qiantuzheishihouhuanguolaile。buzhitiangaodihouderangdingdapaoerjiaotagezhaodayonglai。
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