《luntaimocadimiandeshengyinxiangqi》wenzhangxiedehao,qingjiebizhen,neirongganren,zhouchenxiayanrandengrenwumiaoxiedeweimiaoweixiao,zheiyangdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuobeixingfudepapachongxiedekanchengwanmei。zhuyaojiangdeshi:ke,xiayanranwanwanmeixiangdao,jiemugangkaishi,jiuyushanglezheimeyouqudeyiweixiaopengyou。jingenzhe,neixiaohaizigengshidanrande……
此刻,
sanwaguizaidishang,henhendekanleergeyiyan,genzhekaikoudao:
“xuanshugong,wogenwoerge……pei……wogenergouzheixiaozihehuokailegeyangjichang,ninshizhidaode。”
周尘淡淡道:
“ng,zenme?shiyinweifenqianfendebumanyima?”
他话音刚落,
二狗立刻就嚎叫道:
“shia!xuanshugong!dangchukaiyangjichangdeshihou,womenmingmingshuohaode,zhuanleqianlirunwuwufen,dansheizhidao,sanwafeiyaofenqicheng!”
zhoudacongzaiyipangwenyan,bujinzhouqilemeitou,dao:
“sanwa,nizheiyoudianheia,doushizijiaxiongdi,nizheimeqifunigege?shibushijiuzhangzhenizhangdegaodaxiea?”
wangyoumenyeshifenfenkaishijianpanduanan,shifendejiji。
【woyejuede!zheisanwayetaiheile,qiaobatagedachengneiyang!】
【我支持二狗!】
【dui,woyezhichiergou!】
【zhouchensuirancaiqisui,danyinggaiyenengtingdechushisanwadecuoba?kebiepianxianglesanwa,neijiuhuntoule】
【huntou?tayixiaohaizidongshenme?】
【biezheji,genjugangcaideguancha,wojuedezhouchendexinzhihaishibitonglingrengengchengshuxiede,shiqingdoumingxianchengzheiyangle,tayinggainenggongzhengpingpan】
xiayanranzaiyipangqiaozhe,yejuedesanwashizaishiqirentaishen。
meicengxiang,zheishi,zhouchenquekanxiangergou,kaikoudao:
“ergou,niquedingshiqingzhenrunisuoshuoma?”
tamingmingzhiyouqisui,zhangxianggengshimeiqingmuxiu,chunhongchibai,rensheijianledouxiangqiaqiataneishuinendexiaolian。
kecike,zhouchenzheijuhuawenchu,suiranpingdan,quelingdeergouhunshenyizhan!
ergoulikedixialetou,buganyanyule。
sanwajianzhuang,gengshiqibudayichulai,dao:
“nishuoa!zenmexuanshugongyiwenni,nijiubuganhuihuale!”
genzhe,tazhuanxiangzhouchen,dao:
“xuanshugong,wojiushihuagenninshuoleba,zheiyangjichangyinianduolai,quandoushiwozaidali,ergoulianguandoumeiguanguo!jizaishiwoqinzitiaoxuande,siliaoshiwoyikacheyikachelahuilaide,wotiantianqizaotanhei,haoburongyitujiyangdalekeyimaile,wozheimexinku,ninshuoshuo,shibushigaiduofendianlirun?”
ergouwenyan,bujinangqiletoulai,shouxiaodeshenqushunjianbaofachuqiangdadenuqi,dao:
“dangchushuohaolewomenyirenchuyibanqian,lirunyeshiwuwufen,nixinkuyouzenmele?meiwochuqian,womenzheiyangjichangkaideqilai?”
zhoudacongzaiyipangyaoyaotou,tanlekouqi。
doushuoqingguannanduanjiawushi,zheijianshi,shuoshiergoudecuoba,haoxiangyeshi,tabugaizheimelan,
dan,yaoshuosanwaduofenqianba,haoxiangyoubudui,bijingliangrenyikaishijiushuohaolede。
xiayanranhenvdaoyanyeshiduishileyiyan,juedezheijianshishifennanban。
弹幕更是纷纷涌出!
【wokao,zheimetingxialai,haoxiangsanwaduofendianyemeicuoa!】
【dui,zheiergoutaijizeile,jiuzhidaoqifutadidi!】
【nizheihuashuode,shuohaodewuwufen,nandaoshuobianjiubianma?】
【qianmiande,nishibushinaoziwatele?rangniduzixinkuyinianquezhinayibandeqian,niyuanyima?】
【huanwowojiuyuanyi!chengnuodayuyiqie!】
【doushuowangshangdinengerduo,zheiciwosuanshijianshidaole,zheijuranhaiyouzhichiergoude!】
【zhichisanwadecaishiyouwentiba!】
yanjianguanzhongmenjiuyaochaoqilai,
xiayanranqingqingtanxileyisheng,bujinyongyouxiedanyoudemuguangkanxiangzhouchen。
zheizhongshi,lianguanzhongmendougezhiyici,zhouchencaiqisuida,youzenmekenengjiejuedele?
没曾想,
zhouchenyaoleyaotou,manlianshiwangdebiaoqing,dao:
“ergouzi,sanwazi,nimena,ai……”
tamingmingzhiyouqisui,danzheimeyitanxi,junshirangrenganshoudaoleyizhongcangsangzhigan。
guanzhongmengengshishunjianjiuyouleyidiandianmianduizhangbeideganjue。
xuanji,zhijianzhouchenzhuanguotou,pieleyiyanzhoudacong。
zhoudaconghuiyi,likemanlianduixiaodetizhouchenquxialexiaoshubao,linzailezijishoushang。
zhouchenbeifuzheshuangshou,zaiguizhedeliangrenmianqianhuanhuanduobuzhe,
huran,tazhuzukanxiangleerren,huanhuandao:
“nimenlianggeshuoshuo,shiqianzhongyaoxie,haishinimenqinxiongdizhijiandeganqingzhongyaoxie?”
三娃脖子一梗,道:
“可是……”
二狗冷笑道:
“wokanzaisanwayanli,qiangengzhongyaoxieba,fouzeyebuzhiyubataqingewojidachengzheiyang。”
sanwazhizhezijitoushangdexue,dao:
“wozheibuyeshibeinijinaodema?”
zhouchendingzheliangrendelian,dao:
“zheimeshuolai,nimenhaishijuedeqiangengzhongyaoxiele?”
erwahesangouyiqidixialetou,xiangfouren,danyoujuedeqinxiongdiliangnaochengzheiyang,haoxiangyemeizigeshuosha。
buguo,xinzhongduiyubicidenuqiheyuanhen,bujingengshenle。
bijing,zheikexiangdangyushizaicunlibeifenzuigaodezhangbeimianqiandiurenlea!
zhouchenjianzhuang,bujinmanlianshiwang,zhuanshenjiuyulikai,
tayibianzhuanshen,yibianhuanhuandedao:
“zhudourandouji,douzaifuzhongqi,”
“benshitonggensheng,xiangjianhetaiji?”
轰隆隆!
zheihuayichu,xiongdiliangdoushihunshenyizhen,shunjiandengdaleyan!
tamensuiranmeishangguodaxue,danhaodaiyougaozhongwenhua,mianqiangtingdedongzheishoushideyisi。
chaneizhijian,xiongdiliangdouzhanghonglelian,yishidaozijijianzhishidacuotecuo!
shia,tamenxiongdiliang,jiugenzheishoushilishuodeyiyang,mingmingshitongyigemashengde,weishenmefeiyaoweiledianliyinaochengzheiyang?
liangrengengshibuyoudexiangqile,xiongdiliangxiaoshihoudekuaileshiguang,
yiqishangshanzhuaniao,yiqixiahedianyu,
ergoufancuole,sanwabangzhekang,
sanwafancuole,ergoubangzheding。
nandao,renzhangdale,weileliyi,jiudelianzheiyangzhenguidexiongdiqingdoubugule?
ergouzaiyerenbuzhu,zhuantoujiuduidididao:
“sandi,ninaqichengjiuqichengba!zheiyinianlaiwoyemang,zheicaimeigongfuguyangjichangdeshengyi,bieshuoqichengle,bachengdoushiniyinggaidede!”
三娃连连摇手,道:
“bububu,erge,shuohaodewuchengjiuwucheng,yichengwodoubuduoyao,niyaoshibutongyi,zheiqianwoyifendoubunale!”
zhouchenwenyan,zheicaihuiguoleshenlai,xiaodao:
“zheiyangcaiduima,nimenqinxiongdi,liyinghuxiangqianrang,hemuxiangchudeweihao!”
周大葱更是大笑道:
“hahaha,tingjianxuanshugongshuodelemei?haibukuaixiexiexuanshugong?”
xiongdiliangcikegehexiaochu,xinzhongduizhouchendoushidaweiganji,buzhudekezhetou,yikoutongshengdedao:
“duoxiexuanshugong,duoxiexuanshugong!”
dan,guanzhongmenqiaozhezheiyimu,queshizhenhandaolejidian!
dayanguodelishishang,suiranhanchaojiuyoushicigefuchuxianle,danshicongweizaitangchaoxingshengguo,ciyecongweizaisongchaojueqiguo。
gengmeiyoushenmecaozhi,libai,dufu,sushi,liuyongdengdengdedacaizichuxianguo。
yinci,dajiaziranyejiumeitingguocaozhidezheishouqibushi。
【**!**!**!wotingdaoleshenme?zheiyetainiubile?】
【zheizhenshiyiweiqisuidexiaohaizinengzuochulaideshi?】
【feidanpingzeheyunjiaoduishangle,erqiezheishoushideliyigengshijuele,wanmeidejiejuelezheiliangxiongdidemaoduna!】
【erqienimenfaxianmeiyou,zheishoushitebiedelanglangshangkou!wozhitingyibianjiujizhule!】
【woxianzaizhongyuyoudianmingbai,weishenmenianjinqisuidezhouchenzaicunzilinenggouzheimeshourenzunjingle!zheiyetainiule!】
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