wanjiexiaoshuo《longwangdiyixu》youguishangshensuobianxiededoushishenghuofenggedexiaoshuo，zhujiaolinyangxusuqing，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：zuolesannianshangmennvxu，suoyourendouyiweinengjianglinyangcaizaijiaoxia，zheiyitian，congcilinyangweiqingkuang……...
bieshuneideqifendouninggule，zhongrendemuguangyedoushunzhehuazuo，sisidingzheluokuanchu。
——唐伯虎·著
zaichangdeyoubushaocongmingren，mingyanderenlimajiukanchuleduanni。
“ni……nihushuobadao……yeyeneimexihuangudongshouzang，wo……wozenmekenengnayanpinlaihunongta……”
beidangzhongjiechuan，xujiahaodelianshangshanguoyimobuyichajuedehuangluan，suirantalimachushengbianbo，danshizhizhiwuwudeyangzi，duoduoshaoshaohaishirangrenjuedetaxinxule。
xusuqingxiangchenjirangzhongrenduilinyanggaiguan，ganjinshuodao：“yeye，haihaolinyangbianbiechulaile。”
哼！
jiuzaizheishi，xujialaoyezixuzhenyunfachuyishenglengheng。
zhouweijinruohanchan，rensheidounengtingchuxujialaoyezidebuyue。
zheiyiheng，yerangxujiahao，zaicihuangle。
yinweizheifuhuaqueshirulinyangsuoshuo，shitacongershoushichangtaohuilaideyanpin，tazhidaoxuzhenyunduiguwanyizhibanjie，maigeyanpin，jinengtaohaoxuzhenyun，younengjiekouconggongsilinuoyibiqiandaotazijideyaobao。
benxiangjiecidayaxuguohuayijia，dangzhongbiandidiaonanranglinyangnankan，danmeixiangdaojingranfanbeishipole！
zhouweineixieshenshidemuguang，gengshirumangzaibei，rangxujiahaoshouxinmaohan。
erxujiahaofumugengshixinjingdanzhan，tamenyijiahaoburongyicaitaodelaoyezihuanxin，wanyizheihuazuozhendeshizhuolieyanpin，ranglaoyeziliansenankanle，neitamenyijiakendingshiyaozaoyangde，shuobuzhunjichengrendoudegenghuan！
xusuqingkanxiangshenqiandelinyang，xinxiangzhezheigerenjinjiezhidefeiwu，sihuyemeiyouzhenzhengdeneimebukan，zheicilaoyeziyinggaiduitayousuogaiguan，zhiyaotanenggoujixujijixiangshang，wanghouderizili，yebushibunengduitahaodian。
xujiahaoneixinwubijianao，youruduantoutaishangdesiqiu，zaidengdaizuizhongdecaijue。
buguo，tahuranxiangdaoleshenme，henkuaijiuzhendingxialai，yaoyashuodao：
“xusuqing，nibiexuekoupenren！”
xujiahaodenglexusuqingyiyan，zhuantounuchilinyang:“tamadeyigechouqiongbinengdongshenme，danganxinkoucihuang，wumiewosongyeyedehuashizhuolieyanpin！”
“zheikeshitangbohuzhenji，tayigeshanmenfeixubudong，nixusuqingyegenzhexiaqihong，nanbuchenghaiyiweiyeyetalaorenjiayebudongme？”
taniutoukanxiangxuzhenyun，zhijiebalinyangdemaotou，zhixianglexuzhenyun。
gangcaixuzhenyunkeshiqinkoushuozheishitangbohudezhenji，suishuolinyangshizaizhiyixujiahao，danruguolinyangshuoduile，yejiushuomingxuzhenyungenbenbudonghua。
xianglaiyiyishudashizijudexuzhenyun，dangranbukenengrangzheizhongshiqingfasheng。
xuzhenyunlianshangluchubuyuedeshense，jiexialaishuodehua，gengshiduiyuanbenbaozhexiwangdexusuqing，dangtouyibang。
“zheihuadezhenjiawoqinengkanbuchulai，yongdezhenizaizheierzhizhidiandian？”xuzhenyunqishen，dengzhelinyanghedao。
“yeye，gangganggedeyuan，guangxianhenrongyiyingxiangpanduan，yaobunin……”
“zhukou！laofuyoumeixia，niyigeruzhuidaowoxujiadefeiwu，sheibuzhinijiushigechiruanfande，xianzaijingranhaiganziyiweishidizaizheierdianpingtangbohudehuazuo？”
xuzhenyunbingmeiyouzhishuozheihuadezhenjia，suirantajianxinlinyangshizaihuyanluanyu，genbenbudonghua，dantangbohudehuaqueshihenshaoyong“tangbohu”sanziluokuan，tayishijianxinliyemeidi。
danbuguobuguanzheihuashizhenshijia，linyangzheigeruzhuidaoxujiadewairen，danganzhanchulaizhiyi，jiushiduitaweiyandeyizhongtiaoxin，juebunengguxi。
xujiazhongrenjianxuzhenyunfahuo，fenfenduilinyangtouquxingzailehuodemuguang。
“naozijinshuime？laoyezidoushuoshizhenjile，nipidoubudongderen，zaizheizhuangshenmebini？”
“tazheizhongshenfenlaicanjiajiayan，laoyezimeigantazoujiugourencile，meixiangdaojingganzaizheidafangjueci，zhenshibuzhihaodai。”
“guohua，kankannidehaonvxu，yigeruzhuilaideren，jingranhaiganzheimebushihaodai，babaqichengzheiyang，nidehaohaoguanjiaoguanjiaotale。”
xuguohuamanlianganga，tayemeixiangdaolinyanghuituranzhanchulaizhiyizheifuhua，yishijianbuzhidaogaishuoxieshenme。
songwanyuejihukuaiyaobeilinyangjiqizhale，xuzhenyunbenlaiduitajiajiubuzenmekanzhong，jingguolinyangzheimeyinong，yihoukongpazaifenjiachanshang，gengnanfendaoshenmehaochule。
taganjinzoudaoxuzhenyunmianqian，manlianqianyidao:“ba，shiwomenmeiguanjiaohaolinyang，rangninshengqile，ninbieheyigefeiwuguobuqu，wozheijiurangtagunchuqu。”
shuowan，tabianzhuanshenzhizhelinyangdebizi，dashengdao:“niganjinjiwogunchuqu，biezaizheierdiurenxianyan！”
linyangwangzhezhongren，zuanjinlequantou，zuijiaogengshiluchukuxiao。
bushimeirenkanbuchushifeiheibai，zhibuguodajiadoubuyuanyichengrenbale。
bijingzaichangdedoushixujiaren，ertazhibuguoshiyigeruzhuidefeiwunvxu，jiusuanshuodeshizhende，neiyouyoushenmeyongni？
zhongrendetaidurangxujiahaoshuxin，guorandajiahaishitengzijide，jiusuanyeyezhidaohuashijiade，yebuyuanyichaichuanziji。
talianshangluchuyigelengxiao，zoudaolinyangmianqian，jugaolinxia:
“jiuzheimerangtagunchuquyetaibianyitale，jintianbixurangtadaoqian！”
“dui，bixudaoqian，nayouwumierenbudaoqiandedaoli。”
“rangtadaoqian，rangtazhidao，zaixujia，haimeitashuohuadefener。”
众人纷纷附喝。
linyangzhiganjuezijishentidangzhongqixuefanyong，huxidoubiandecuzhongleyixie。
songwanyuedingzhelinyang，jianruidao:“nishilongleme？haibuganjingenjiahaodaoqian，buranniyihoujiubiexiangjinxujiabieshudemenle。”
“buyonggenwodaoqian，taqideshiwoyeye，yinggaijiwoyeyedaoqian。”xujiahaolengxiaodao。
linyangyijiubuweisuodong，zijibingmeizuocuo，hexudaoqian。
“yeye，yexulinyangmeiyouhushuo，neifuhuawanyishiyanpinni，chuanchuquqibushiyixiaodafang？wojuedekeyiqingyiweijianbaoshilaijiandingyixia。”
xusuqingyaoyashangqian，xianjilaoyezixinglegeli，tagenlinyangsuiranyoumingwushi，kezhongjiushifuqi，yirongjurong，yisunjusun。
“放肆！”
erzaicishi，laoyezimengdiyipaizhuozi，yidaomenxiangdeshengxiangkuosanzaidating，zhikourenxin。
“woxujialijingjienan，caideyiyoucijiye，suoxingzisunhoubeijieshirenzhonglongfeng，keweidu……”
“daolenimenzheiyijia，guohuawuyongyejiubale，pianpianhaiyouyigegengjiafeiwudeshangmennvxu。”
“rujin，jiuliannizheigesunnvdouxuehuiwunile，nimenzhenshitairangwoshiwangle。”
laoyezifushixusuqingyijia，yanditouzheyiguyanedeshense，yaoleyaotou。
zaitakanlai，xusuqingzheiyijia，chediwuyaokejiule。
erbushaorenxinzhong，gengshilekailehua，yinweizheiyiweizhetamenyijia，jiexialaigengnanfendaoziyuan，rizihuigengjiayitianburuyitian。
songwanyuelimajile，lishengnuchi：
“siyatou，jiuweilezheigefeiwujijuhuhua，haiganranglaoyezijinizhaogejianbaoshi，nizhenshifanle！”
“haiyounigefeiwu，nizijixiangsibielashangsuqing，bielashangwomenjiaa！haibuganjinjilaoyezidaoqian！”
linyangkanzhesongwanyue，bingmeiyourenhedongzuo。
“budaoqianshiba，aiya，zhenshifanle！”
zheishi，daodaoqianzeshengzaicixiangqi：
“xusuqing，linyang，nimenlengzheganma，haibuganjindaoqian！”
“womenxujiayouzheimeyimai，zhenshijiamenbuxinga！”
“wokanyebuyongdaoqianle，anzhaozugui，danganyixiafanshangzhe，xuyaojieshouzhangfazhicai！”
“wokanzhangfadoubuyong，zhijiequzhuchujiazusuanle，fanzhengtamenyimai，duijiazudegongxianbenjiubugao，liuzheyeshizhuchong。”
……
shiqingyuyanyulie，shenzhishiyijingshikongle，jintianbujigejiaodaikongpashibuxing。
zoudaolelinyangmianqian，tadeyishuangyanjingyijinghongle，qiaolideliandanshangmanshiwunai。
xusuqingtigaoleshengyin，wendao：“jintianlaideshihouwoshibushigennishuobuyaoluanshuohua？”
linyangdianlediantou，zhihouwunaiditanlekouqi。
xusuqingzhandouzhetaiqishou。
啪！
yigeqingcuixiangliangdeerguang，jieshideshanzailinyanglianshang。
xusuqinghongzheyanjing，jihuyaopozuichun：“linyang，daoqian！”
youyuxusuqingyongliguomengdeyuanyin，linyanglianshangfuxianyigetonghongdebazhangyin，sankaishi，lianshangrelaladetengtong。
linyanghuxiyizhi，yiguhuoqizixiongqiangtengqi，kezhuantoukandaoxusuqingweiquluoleideyangzi，zuanqidequantouyoufangxiale。
ruguobushiyinweiziji，tayouzenhuishouweiquni？
zheijinianlai，zijibeifuzherenjinjiezhidemaming，suoshoudequrutagengshiyibingchengdan。
zheizhongzhemo，duizijilaishuoshiyichangjienan，erduitalaishuogengshiwuwangzhizai。
benjiushiqipingfugui，yisunjusun，zijiyouyoushenmeliyoufahuoni？
kuangqie，dangnianlinjiajubian，taluopozhijiangcheng，haishixujialaotaitaishouliudeta。
suishuoxujialaotaishiyinweitadezhenshishenfen，caidonglerangtaruzhuidexinsi。
danwulunruhe，zuorenbunengwangben。
quantoujieguniedekakazuoxiang，linyangshenxikouqi，zoudaoxuzhenyunmianqian，dixiatoudao:“duibuqi。”
xuzhenyunlenghengyisheng，shuaileshuaishou，kaikoudao:“heng，yihoubudongjiujinyanshenxingbieluanshuo，shengdechuqujiwoxujiadiuren。”
shuowan，tabianzhuanshenzoule。
zhongrendoufuhezhexuzhenyundehuazhizeqilinyang，shundaihaibasongwanyuesanrenyikuaishuluoleyibian。
songwanyuehexuguohuajianlinyangdaoqian，yedoushisongleyikouqi，buguoduilinyangdebumanyijiumeiyouxiaotui，faneryinweizhongrendezhize，gengjiatonghenlinyangle。
xujiahaofanqilengxiao，zailinyangshenpangqingyu:“kanjianlemei？shifeiduicuoyijingbuzhongyao，zaizheigeshehuishang，kanzhongdeshiguanxi，shirenmai，erniyongyuandoushiyigebukenengdedaobierenchengrendefeiwu，jiusuannishuodeshizhenli，shizhenhua，younengruhe？renmenyongyuanzhikanliyi，erni，shiyiwenbuzhidelaji，genbenwuliketu。”
“shigou，jiulaolaoshishidechishi，erzuoweiyigefeiwu，wofengquanniyiju，haishianxinchinideruanfanba，fouzedehua，wohuirangnizhidaowodelihai！”
xujiahaoyanzhongshanguoyidaohanmang。shuowanzhuanshenlikai，qupeixuzhenyunle。
“yihoujiayan，haishibuyaodailinyanglaile。”xuguohuatanlekouqi。
“qizhijiayan，wokanjiugairangqingergentalihun，shengdetuokuawomenjia。”songwanyuehenhendebaoyuandao。
linyangmeiyouzaiyilianggerendehua，ershikanxianglexusuqing。
“zheiyibazhang，wo……”xusuqingyaozhezuichun，yanleiyijingkaishidazhuan，ruobushiqiangrenzhe，kongpazaoyijingkuchushengyinlaile。
“womingbai，duibuqi，shiwomeizuodaodayingnideshiqing，rangnidiurenle。”linyangdeshengyindichen。
xusuqingshenxileyikouqi，kaikoushuo:“nibuyonggenwodaoqian，linyang，nilaiwojiayeyoujinianle，wozhidaoniduiwobingmeiyoushenmehuaixinsi，danshi……”
“ninengbunengbiezheimewonang，ninengbunengxianggezhenzhengdenanrenyiyang！”
“zuiqima，buyaorangwoyejuedenishiyigefeiwu！”
tingdaoxusuqingzheihua，linyangxinshenmengdiyizhan，shuangshoujinjindeniezhequantou，yizhizhijiadouxianrulezhangxin。
taqueshiyinrentaijiule，errujinshijiyidao，yeshishihouzuochuyixiegaibianle！
“ruguonixiangyaowogaibian，neicongjintianqi，woyuanyiweiniergaibian！”
wangzhexusuqingqingshoudanbodeshenying，linyangmuguangjianding，zhidiyousheng。
“xiwangruciba，buguoniyebietaigaokanziji，bijingniyebushiyuewanggoujian，gengbukenengcunzaishenmeyinrentuqiang。”
xusuqingluomozhuanshen，leishuiquejuedierchu，xintougengshifanqikuse。
zhiqianlinyangdangzaitashenqianneiyanggangdeyimu，rangtaxinshenhuanghu，chadianyiweilinyangbianle。
neixingengshishengchuleyigumomingdeganjue，qidaizhezheigenanrennengyousuogaibian。
zhibuguo，zheiyiqie，zhendekenengma？
wanyanshijian，xujiazhongrenqijuyitang，weizhiqufengaodiguijian。
xuguohuayijiadiweizuidi，jintianyouchulinyangzheishi，suoyitamenbeianpaizailelinshidajiandejiaoluo。
zheigededifang，bixujiaqingjiegongdeweizhi，haiyaochajing。
xuguohuayijiazheditou，yiguchiruzhigan，zaixinzhongyingrao。
erzhouweizhongrentoulaidewushudaoxixuemuguang，gengshiruwanjianchuanxin，rangtamenhenbudeqishenlikai。
wanyankaishi，xuzhenyunzuozaizhuwei，yuqitajimaiderenyoushuoyouxiao。
erxuguohuayijiazuozaixiamianyouyikoumeiyikoudechizhe，linyanggenxusuqingjiuxiangshibeiyiwangderenyiyang。
zhibuguo，lundaoxujiahaofahuashi，tazongyaobiandilinyangyifan，qitarenfenfenfuhe。
“laoyezi，womenzheicilai，yezhunbeileliwu，suiranbibushangjiahaodetangbohuzhenji，buguoyesuanshiyidianxinyile，xiwanglaoyezixiaona。wojiawaneryezhangdale，laoyeziruguoyoushenmeruyilangjun，kedeweiwanerxiangzhedian，wokebuxiangrangwanergensuqingyiyang，jiagefeiwu。”
yigezhongniannvrenxiaozhekaikou，jiezhejixuzhenyundiguoquyigelihe。
zuozaitabianshangdeshiyigeqingchunjinglidenvhai，cinvmingweixuwaner，shixusuqingerbodenver。
zhenggexujia，xuwanerdezisesuanshishangdeng，danbiqixusuqingquechayuanle。
“shuodeduia，keqianwanbiezairangxujialaiyigefeiwule。laoyezi，woyejinizhunbeileliwu，wojiayinger，yedengzheninjizhaonvxuni。”
dangjizuozaizhuoziqianderenmenbianfenfennachugezideliwu，jixuzhenyunsongleguoqu。
songwanyuehexuguohuayezhunbeileliwu，xuzhenyunshoulideshihouliansebingbuhaokan，nongdetamenliangyoudenglelinyangjiyan。
“nishuoyouxierenba，mingmingzaijialidoumeishenmediweile，haibuxiangzhetaohaoyixialaoyezi，canjiajiayanliangeliwuyebuzhunbei，yenanguaidajiadoushuotameinaozi。”
“jiutaneiyang，kongpashixiangzhunbeiliwuyemeiqianba，nihainengzhiwangyigechiruanfande，zhunbeichushenmeliwume。”
bushaorendouchaozhelinyangzheilipieleyiyan，yanshenzhongmanshichaofeng。
xusuqingdizhetou，xinzhongjiujie，bieshuoshilinyang，tazheicilai，yemeizhunbeichushenmexiangyangdeliwu，bijingtamenjiahundetaichale。
jiuzaizheigeshihou，xuzhenyundezhulituranpaolejinlai，houbianhaiyourentaizhebushaodongxizoulejinlai。
“dongshizhang，gangcaiwaibianlailejigerensongli，shuoshitishaoyeqingzhuxujiajiayan，lvebiaochengyi。”
“tishaoye？”xuzhenyunniutoukanxiangxujiahao，“jiahao，shinipengyou？”
xujiahaoyeyilianmengbi，meirengentashuojintianhuilaisongli。
linyangtingdao“tishaoye”sangezijiulimamingbai，zheiliyinggaishilinjiasongde，neigeshaoyebianshita，zhibuguomeirenzhidaotadeshenfen，suoyourendouxiayishidiyiweizheigeshaoyezhideshixujiahao。
“wokankansonglaidedoushixieshenmeli。”
xuzhenyunzoulexialai，daoleneixielipinbianshang，jiangshangbiandegaizhedebujijiekai，kandaofanglipindexiangzishangxiezhe“tangdaijingdezhenbaiyuping”jigezi。
xuzhenyunxinlibianlimayigedeng，ganjinbashengxiadebudoujijiekai，yigemingziyigemingzinianlechulai。
“songdaifeicuiliulizhan，yuandailiujinmudiao，mingdai……”
“zhei，zheizheizhei……”xuzhenyunyijingzhenjingdeshuobuchuhualai。
yanxiameiyigemingzi，xuzhenyundoutingguowushubian，zaigudongjie，zheixiedongxi，jihumeiyijiandoushiguobaojidezangpin！
erzheiqizhong，heranhaiyouyifutangyindezuopin，yuxujiahaosongdehuazuo，mingziyimoyiyang。
——《fenghuangaoyitu》！
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