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songyurushuodao:“yushana,lianqingzheihaizizhidaowomenyaoguolai,teyiqinglejiapeiwomen,yilushangpaoqianpaohoude,zhenshiyigehaohaizi。”
zhaolianqingmashangqianxundeshuodao:“shushuayi,zheixiedoushilianqingyinggaizuode,nenggoupeibannimen,neiyeshiwoderongxing。”
songyuruxiaozheshuodao:“yaobushilianqingpeizhewoshuohua,genzheigemenhuluyiyangdelaotouzi,zheiyilushangwofeidemensibuke。”
qiaoyushanxinlinanengbuzhidaofumudeyisi,zheizhaolianqingshifuqinyishoutibashanglaide,hendefuqinxihuan,liangnianqianjiuxiangrangliangrentanlianai,zhaolianqingyeshiduitahenshangxin。
bukefouren,zheizhaolianqingdetiaojianqueshibucuo,jinnianzhiyouershibasui,junxiaobiyezhihouzhijiedaolebudui,zhuanyeqian,yijingshishaoxiaojibiedeyingzhiganbu,huidaodifang,zhijiejiudaoleyigezhengfubumendangleyigekezhang,queshishipoyouqiantu。
keqiaoyushanbenshenjiubuxiangneimezaodetanlianai,zuizhongyaodeyidianjiushi,tazhendeduizhaolianqingmeiyouganjue,sheiliaodao,zheiyicifumuzhijiejiubazhaolianqingdailai,zheifenmingjiushixiangyingbizhetatanlianaile。
xingkuizheiyicizhaolesuweifengzheiyangyigemaopainanyou,jiuyouleyigehenhaodejiekou,zhibuguo……muguangsaoleyiyansuweifeng,zheijiahuoneizhongdaizhedianbeilandemoyang,zhendenengdedaofumuderenke,zhendenengbangzijiduguozheiyicidenanguan?tashizhenmeixinxina。
“bama,wolaijinimenjieshaoyixia……”qiaoyushanzhuanyihuati,dao:“zheishisuweifeng,wonanpengyou。”
suweifenglianmangshanglaiyibu,guiguijujudedagezhaohu,“shushuayihao。”
qiaoyushandefumuhaoxiangcaikandaosuweifengyiban,qiaoyuanzhengdemuguanglingli,ersongyuruzeshiyoudalianglesuweifengyifan,dianlediantou,dao:“zheituranjiumaochulaiyigenanpengyou,wohaizhenyoudianbushiying。”
suweifengweiweiyixiao,dao:“zaojiutingyushanshuoshushuheayi,woyekanguozhaopian,keshizhenzhengjiandao,wocaifaxian,shushuqidubufan,zhendeyoudajiangzhifeng,ayigaoguidafang,erqiezhangdezhenshinianqing,dandukandao,wozhendewufaxiangxiangninshiyushandemuqin。”
“heng,youzuihuashe!”qiaoyushandefuqinhengleyisheng,lianshangluchulebumanzhise。
“woqu!zheishipaimapipaidaolematuishang。”suweifengyouxiekuxiaobude,zhaolianqingshuohuahaoxiangyezheiyang,tamenjiubuzaiyi,zijizheimeshuo,neijiuchengleyouzuihuashele,zhenshibutongduidaia。
buguosuweifengneiyeshijianguodafengdalangzhiren,cishiyijiucongrongdeshuodao:“shushujiaoxundeshi,zheijuhuawodouzhunbeilebantian,shuochulaiwozijidouganjuebieniu。”
qiaoyushandunshilianyihei,nizenmeshuohuani?nixianzaifouren,qibushigengzaogao。
guoransongyurulianseyixiazijiubuhaokanle,dao:“neinideyisi……gangcaishuodehuadoushijiadele。”
qiaoyuanzhenglianchendegenglihai,erzhaolianqinglianshangdebiaoqingsihumeineimeduobianhua,danshineiyanli,queshiduoleyisibuxie。
suweifengnaoleyixiatou,dao:“dangranbushijiade,wozheiyebushixiangjishushuayiliuxiagehaoyinxiang,buguohaoxiangzheiyangshuohuazhendehenbieniu,jiusuanshushuayikanbushangwo,neiwoyebuxiangzhuangzheizhongsiwen,wojiuganjueshushuyemenbaqi,yushanqueshixiangayi。”
songyurudemeitoubingmeiyouzhankai,danqiaoyuanzhengkansuweifengdeyanshenqueshihuanheleyidian。
qiaoyushanganjuezheiqifenshizaibuzenmeyang,lianmangshuodao:“bama,zheilitaire,womenhaishixianshangchehuijiazailiaoba。”
zaicheshang,qiaoyushandehuaxiandeyouxieduo,shenmeyeyenainaizenmeyang,shenmetangjiebiaomeideyoudouruhe,pingshitagenbenjiubuhuiliaozheixie,danxianzaitanenggoujinliangrangfumuyusuweifengshaojiaoliu,neijiushaoshuoliangjuba。
bangexiaoshizhihou,dajiayijinglaidaoleqiaoyushandejiali。
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dajiazuozaiketingdeshafashang,songyuruduizhaolianqingshileyigeyanse,ranhoulazheqiaoyushanyouyidameiyidadeshuohua,tabuwensuweifeng,yebuxiangrangqiaoyushanqupohuai。
zhaolianqingqingkeleyisheng,duisuweifengshuodao:“suxiongdi,woheyushanrenshiduonian,yizhihenxihuanta,meixiangdaotajingranturanyoulenanpengyou,zheihenrangwojingya,buguonifangxin,wobushineizhongxiaodujichangzhiren,ruguoyushanzhendenengzhaodaonengjitaxingfuderen,woyehuizhufuta。”
songyuruheqiaoyuanzhengdoushibuyouanandiantou,zhaolianqingdefengdu,jiushirangtamenxihuandeyigezhuyaoyuanyin。
suweifengyaoleyaotou,shuodao:“wohenpeifunidexinxiong,wojiumeiyounizheiyangdexiangfa,woxihuanyushan,neiwojiuyaojinyiqiedenuliqudedaota,wobuhuixiangxin,bierenhuibiwogengxihuanta,fouzetajiubuhuigenwozaiyiqi。”
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suweifenghenrenzhendedianlediantou,dao:“aibenlaijiushiziside,dangwoaishangyushan,neiwoxinlijiuyijingzhuangbuxiaqitaren,gengshiwufarongrentagenbierenzaiyiqi,nineimehuoda,wozhinengshuo,nibingbushizhendeneimeaiyushan。”
zhaolianqingzhanglezhangzui,ranhouyaotouxiaolexiao,dao:“huoxunishuodeduiba,neiaiyigeren,bushizhinengkaozuishuode,neixuyaonengli,buzhidaosuxiongdixianzaizainaligaojiu?”
suweifenghenzirandeshuodao:“woxianzaiganggangzhuanyehuilai,muqianhaimeiyoukaolvhaozuoshenme。”
qiaoyushanduiyugangcaisuweifengzheifanhua,haishihenmanyide,zuiqimabiaoxiandehaisuangounanren,keshiyitingsuweifengshuozheihua,lianyixiazijiuheilexialai。
bushishuohaole,nishiyigezongjinglima,nizenmexianzaijiubianle,napanibianle,neiniyeshuodiankaopudea,zhuanyemeikaolvhao,neiqibushishuoxianzaiwuye,nihainengshuodezaichayidianma?nizheidaodishilaibangmangde,haishilaihuaishidea!
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