zhurengongjiaoxiaozhantianliuqingmeidexiaoshuoshi《longwangling》，zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshijintiankaishidanghuofusuobianxiededoushishenghuoleixiaoshuo，neirongzhuyaojiangshu：jiangcheng！yiliangheisemaibahe，huanhuantingzailexianggelilajiudiandixiatingchechang！chemendakai，yigezhangxiangqizhijudoushiwanlitiaoyidelengyanmeinvcongfujiashishangzoulexialai，gongjingdelakailehouzuodechemen！yigeshenchuanheisexizhuang，zuijiaodaizhedandanxiaoyidenanzi，congcheshangzoulexialai。nanzishencaiweian，shenshangqishirushansihai，wufaceliang！tazhengshiweizhensihaibahuang，yiyirenzhili，hengyabeijingzhuguodewudizhanzun，xiaozhantian！...
“haole，meirenkandaole，buxuyaoyanxile，nikeyifangkaiwodeshoule。”
likaijiudianzhihou，liuqingmeixinqingpingfuxialai，dandanshuodao。
“wobushiyanxi，wogangcaisuozuodeyiqie，suoshuodeyiqie，doushifazineixinde，woshizhenxinxiangquniweiqi！”
xiaozhantiansongkailiuqingmeideshou，wubirenzhendekanzheliuqingmeishuodao。
liuqingmeiqueshiyagenbuxin，wenyanzhishixiaolexiao：“xiaozhantian，xianzaijiuzanmenlianggele，jiubiezhengneixiexudele，shuoshihuaba，nishixiangjiewoqiliuxiyan，erwoshixiangjienibaituohechenwuyedehunyue，zanmengequsuoxubale！”
“不不！”
xiaozhantianyaoyaotou：“woshizhendexiangquni，zaishuo，nigangcaikedoudayingwodeqiuhunle，zheizenmeyichumen，jiufanhuile？”
liuqingmeikuxiao：“jiusuannishirenzhende，woyebunengdaying，wobunenglianleini，ruoshinizhendegenwojiehun，wokongpanihuireshangdamafan。”
liuqingmeiyichujiudianbianhouhuile，chenwuyeshidixiashehuixiaoxiong，xinhenshoula，zijiyaoshizhendejiajilexiaozhantian，kongpatabuhuifangguoxiaozhantian。
yuanbentajiuduixiaozhantiandezaoyuhentongqing，yehenpeifuxiaozhantianweileaiqing，sheqiyiqiedechiqing。
zenmerenxinkantayinweizijideyishizisi，erzhaoreshangchenwuyezheiyangderenwu？
xiaozhantianxiaolexiao，zhandingjietiedao：“zhiyaoshinenggennijiehun，bieshuoshimafan，jiushitiantaxialai，bawozasile，woyeshimiandaiweixiao，xingfuersi。”
“……”
xiaozhantianzheijuejuedehuayu，shuodeliuqingmeizhendeyouxiebeigandongdaole，zicongtahuilerongzhihou，zounadoushilengchaorefeng，yinyangguaiqi，haishidiyici，youyigeren，yuanyiweitabuguyiqie。
jishi，kenengzhishizuibashangzheimeshuoyishuo，danyezugourangtagandongle！
“jiranzheiyang，neihaoba！”
chenmoleyihui，liuqingmeidao！
“zou，womenxianqubajiehunzhenglingle！”
萧战天迫不及待道！
“你跟我来！”
liuqingmeishuoba，daizhexiaozhantianlaidaoyichubanjiazhengdexiaodian。
jindianzhihou，liuqingmeiyebuluosuo，zhijiechongdianzhudao：
“laoban，jiwomenbanliangzhangjiehunzheng！”
xiaozhantianyilianmengbi：“？？？”
jiulianjiazhenglaobanyelengleyixia，zheixienian，laobanshenmezhengdoujirenbanguo，zheijiajiehunzheng，haishizhendediyiciban。
“zenme？nibanbule？”
liuqingmeijianlaobanbushuohua，meitouyizhoushuodao。
“zenmekeneng？zhiyaoniqiandaowei，shenmezhengwodounengjinibanchulai！”
laobanlikepaizhexiongfudao。
shifenzhonghou，liangrenzouchuxiaodian，liuqingmeizheicaijieshidao：
“womendayingniqiuhun，shiweiletaobijiajichenwuyedemingyun，zanmenzhijianbingmeiyouzhenzhengdeaiqing，suoyi，xiannayizhangjiazheng，menghunyixia。”
“womenlaigejunzixiedingba！”
liuqingmeishigechangliangdeguniang，tatantandangdangdao：“yinweiwomenshijiajiehun，bianbunengyoufuqizhishi，zhishizaiyouwairen，biyaodeshihou，fengchangzuoxi！”
xiaozhantiandiandiantou：“wodaying，buguo，woyougeyiwen！”
liuqingmeidao：“nishuo！”
xiaozhantianyilianrenzhen：“wozheigezanshidemaopailaogong，shenmeshihoukeyizhuanzhengni？”
liuqingmeifanlegebaiyan：“sixinba，niyongyuanyemeiyouzhuanzhengdejihui，wocaibuhuixihuannini，woxihuandeshibeijingzhanzunneiyangdedayingxiong，gaishihaojie。”
额！
xiaozhantianrenbuzhumolemobizi：“qishiwojuedewogenbeijingzhanzunchabuduode，bubitachaya！”
liuqingmeitinglezheihua，baiyanfandechadianyanzhuzidoucongyankuanglidiaochulaile。
叮铃铃！
jiuzaizheishi，tadeshouji**xiangleqilai，shiliuxiyandalaide，youyuleliangmiaozhihou，liuqingmeiyiyaoya，dianlejietong，likeliuxiyanlengbingbingdeshengyinchuanlai：
“liuqingmei，nizheige**sinaqule？likejiwoquweinasijiudian，tianchenggongsideliujinglidianmingyaojianni！”
天城刘经理？
tingdaozheigemingzi，liuqingmeideliansedunshijiushiyibian，zheigesuoweideliujingli，yagenjiushigehunzi，meicilaidianlitanshengyi，suoyoudexiaoshoujiandaota，douduozhe。
liuxiyanzheigedianhua，mingbaizhejiushiyinweigangcaideshibaofuta。
“keshi，jintianwoxiujia……”
liuqingmeiyaozhehongchun，haixiangjujue，liuxiyanzhijienushengdaduan：“nige**，meiciyejidoushidiandi，xianzaihaoburongyiyougedakehu，nijingrangenwotanxiujia？”
“likejiwogunguoqu，buranwojiubinggaoyeye，zhijiebanikaichule！”
“zanmensuiranshijiazuqiye，danshiyebunengzongyangzhenizheigefeiwuba？”
liuxiyandehua，bukeweibuedu。
liuqingmeiyankuangfanhong，zuizhongyezhinengqiangrenzheleishui，dayingxialai。
“yaoqujiankehu？wopeiniyiqiquba？”
xiaozhantiantingdaoleliangrendeduihua，zhudongshangqiandao！
“tanshengyi，nibudong，yebangbushangshenmemang，nixianhuiquba，dengwotanwanlezhihou，zhaogeheshideshijianzaidainihuiqujianwojiaren！”
liuqingmeipingfuleyixiaxinqing，shuodao。
“行！”
xiaozhantianbiaomianshangdayingxialai，danshidengliuqingmeishangledeshizhihou，talikeyelanleliangdeshiyuanyuangenzaitashenhou。
…………
weinasijiudianbaoxiangnei，yigeguangzhebangzi，manshendoushiwenshendeguangtouzhengzaidadianhua。
dianhuaneitou，liuxiyanyinxiaozhijidao：
“fengge，liuqingmeisuiranbanzhanglianhuirong，keshibeitoufazhezhule，zhiyaonibuliaokai，bujiuxinglema？”
“suishuotazhiluchubanzhanglian，danshishencai，qizhiyangyangchuzhong，zuiguanjianshiwozheitangmeihaimeitanguopengyou，ninaxialeta，neikejiushihedetoutanga！”
“zheiniantou，yaozhaogemeijingyandechuer，neikezhenshibidaxiongmaohainan，nijueduizhuanlea！”
liufengheiheixiaozhe，wubimanyidediantou：“hao，zhiyaojintianfenggeshufule，zheiershiwandedingdan，jiushinidele。”
“haha，neiwojiutiqianzhufenggewandekaixinle。”
柳夕颜大笑着道。
yixiangdaodenghuiliuqingmeijiuyaobeiliufengzheigechouliumangjiwuru，taxinzhongneijiaoyigechangkuai。
“**，huogai，zheijiushinigenbenxiaojiezuoduidexiachang！”
tajianzhixiangjizijidejizhidiangezan，zhixuyaojigedianhua，jinengnaxiadingdan，younengrangliuqingmeizheige**beiwuru，gengnengjiecidajixiaozhantianzheigebeipanlezijidetiangou！
meicuo，zhidaozheiyike，tarengranjuede，xiaozhantianjintiandexingweishibeipan，ertadesuozuosuowei，doushilisuodangrande。
suizhegazhiyishengqingxiang，jiudianbaoxiangdemenbeituikai，liuqingmeiyilianjucubuandezoulejinlai。
“haha，liuxiaojie，nikesuanshilaile，ganjinzuoguolai，fenggekeshidengjilea！”
liufenglikezhanleqilai，naqiyipingpijiu，fangzaileliuqingmeimianqian：
“lailai，chidaole，fajiuyiping！”
liuqingmeimianqiangjichuyigexiaorong，dao：“buhaoyisi，liujingli，wobuhuihejiu，yaobu，zanmenhaishitantanningongsidinggoudengshideshiqingba？”
liujiajingyingdeshidengshiliansuodian，zaijiangchengyoujijiadian，erliuxiyanzhengshiqizhongyijiadiandedianzhang，yeshiliuqingmeidedingtoushangsi！
liufengyouniyixiao：“jiaoshenmeliujingli？taishengfenle，zhijiejiaofenggejiuxing！”
“zheiyang，zhiyaonilianhesanpingpijiu，wolikepaiban，dingxiaershiwandehuo，zenmeyang？”
liufengyounachuliangpingpijiu，fangzaimianqian，erhouxiaomimidekanzheliuqingmeidao。
二十万的货？
liuqingmeishangbandezheijiadian，yigeyuedeyingyeeyejiusiwushiwanzuoyou，ershiwandedingdan，jueduishidadanzile。
youqishiduiyuyinweirongmaobeihuidengdengyuanyin，yejizhangqidiandideliuqingmeilaishuo，gengshiyigetiandadedanzi。
“您确定？”
liuqingmeiwubijinzhangdekanzheliufeng，wendao。
“dangran，fenggewofenfenzhongdoushijishiwanshangxiaderen，nengpianniyigexiaoguniangma？”
liufenghaobuyouyudechuiqileniubi。
“那好，我喝！”
liuqingmeixinzhongyouyuzhengzhaleyifan，zuihouxinyiheng，shuodao！
erhou，tadakaipinggai，yiyaoya，naqijiushiyidunmengguan。
qishiduiyujingchanghejiuderenlaishuo，sanpingpijiubusuanshenme，yejiuregesheneryi。
danshiliuqingmeipingshijibenshangsuanshidijiubuzhanderen，heqilaijiuhentongkule。
buguo，weileershiwandedingdan，tahaishiqiangpozijiyipingpingdehe。
“gudong！gudong！gudong......”
like，taqiaolianjiufuxianchuyicenghongxia，xiandewumeidongren，baliufengkandeyanjingdouzhile。
henkuai，sanpingpijiujiuhewanle，liuqingmeizhiganjueyizhentouyunmuxuan，zhenggerendouyouzhongyaopiaoqilaideganjuele。
shenziyaoyaohuanghuangde，zhandouzhanbuwenle。
taqiangjichuyigexiaorong，kanxiangliufeng，shuodao：“liushao，jiuwoyijinghele，dingdandeshi……”
budengtashuowan，liufengbianliezuiyixiao：
“haha，haoshuo，haoshuo，zhiyaojinerfenggewogaoxingle，bieshuodingdanle，jiushihaozhaibieshu，neiyebuzaihuaxiaa！”
bianshuo，tabiandabuchaoliuqingmeizouleguoqu，pobujidaidejiuxiangshenshouzhanbianyi。
liuqingmeisuiranyijingyouxieyunhuhude，danhaishixinshengjingti，liangliangqiangqiangdejiuwanghouduo：“liuliuxiansheng，niniganshenme？”
“haha，xiao**，haiduogemaoxiana？niyiweinijintianhaiduodeguoquma？”
liufengzheishihouchedidesipoleweizhuang，yinxiaozhedao：“**yigechoubaguai，yejiuzhezhubanzhanglian，haimianqiangkandeguoqu，fenggewokanshangni，shinidefuqizhidaoma？”
shuozhe，tapobujidaidejiuchaozheliuqingmeipuleshangqu。
啪！
liuqingmeijinghuangshicuo，mianduimanlianyinxiaodeliufeng，taxiayishitaishoujiushiyibazhangshanleguoqu！
“**，nijingrangandawo？jingjiubuchichifajiu！”
liufengdunshidanu，lianseshunjianbiandezhengningleqilai。“zheizheidingdanwowobuyaole。”
liuqingmeiwubihaipa，jiejiebabadediuxiayijuhua，zhuanshenxiangtaozou，danshiheduolejiu，naodaiyunyunhuhude，haimeitaochuliangbu，jiaoxiayiwai，zhenggerenzhijieshuaidaozaidi。
liufenglikeyijiaohenhencaizaileliuqingmeidebeishang，ningxiaoqilai：
“**，bushitaiju，fenggewojinwanfeidehenhendeshoushinibuke。”
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