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duanyihong，jiushizhaoyongrongdengrenzuilide“hongge”。
“你认识洪哥？”
“难道……”
“nigaibuhuijiushihonggeshuodeneigerenba？”
sangerendoubushishazi，xiaozhanbujinrenshiduanyihong，erqietidaoduanyihongdeshihou，juranyi“hongzaizi”xiangcheng，henmingxian，genbenmeiyoubaduanyihongfangzaiyanli。
扑腾！
扑腾！扑腾！
lianxiangdaoduanyihongzhiqianzaidianhualishuode，yijuhua，qingjiadangchan，jiaporenwang，sangezhiganjuetoupifama，shuangtuifaruan，zhijiejiujixiaozhanguilexiaqu。
“da、dage，daye！”
“womenzhenbushiguyiyaoluojingxiashi、dayinghesuwenchaoqianyuede，shisuwenchaoweibiliyou，kaichulewomenwufajujuedetiaojian，womenyishiguimixinqiao，cai……”
“qiudayeraoming！raominga！”
sangerenketourudaosuan，bigangcaimianduisumuqiudeshihouhaiyaoxinjingdanzhan，bijing，tamenhaipasumuqiu，shiyinweisumuqiubeihou，youtamenrebuqidekongbukaoshan。
erxiaozhan，jiushisumuqiudekaoshan！
tamenxianzaizongsuanshimingbaile。
全都明白了。
guaibudesumuqiuyiqianzaisujiayizhibeipaiji、beiqiya，doushushouwuce，zhinengrenqitunsheng，xianzaiqueyifeichongtian，turanjianyoulekongbukaoshan。
guaibudesumuqiuhuijiajixiaozhanzheiyangdenanren。
yuanlai，xiaozhancaishineigelianhonggedourebuqidedalaojirenwu。
“闭嘴。”
ditoufushizhezhaoyongrongdengren，xiaozhanmianwubiaoqing，muguangsenleng，hengdao：“shangrenmouli，nimenqulibihai，dayinghesuwenchaoqianyue，shirenzhichangqing，zhicuonenggai，dengmendaoqian，wokeyijiwangbujiu。”
“谢谢大爷！”
“谢谢大爷！”
sangerenliantoudoubugantai，anansonglekouqi。
“但是！”
jinjiezhe，xiaozhanhuafengyizhuan，lengdao：“ganpengwodenvren，sibuzuxi！”
“啊？！”
sangerendeshentibushoukongzhideduosuoqilai，gangsongxiaqudeneikouqi，dunshiyoutidaolesangziyaner，houbeizhimaolenghan。
尤其是赵永荣。
“daye，woliyuxunxin，youyanbushitaishan，molesuxiaojiedetui，wo……wogaisi！”
zhaoyongrongchadianerbeihedeniaokuzi，shengyinzhandoudao：“kanzaihonggedefenshang，kanzaiwoziduanzuoshoudefenshang，qiudayebawodangchenggepi，jifangleba，zhiyaodayeraolewozheitiaogouming，congjinwanghou，wozhaoyongronganqianmahou，weidayenimashoushizhan！”
“自己看！”
sumuqiusuishidouyoukenengchulai，danxinbeitakanjian，xiaozhanlandehezhaoyongrongdengrenfeihua，zhijiebashoujidiuleguoqu。
“这……”
“这这这……”
kandaoshoujizhongdeneixiezhaopian，zhaoyongrongdengrenquandoujingdaile，shayanle，lianrusihui。
什么鬼？
zhaopianzhongdenanren，queshishitamenbujia，dangshi，tamenhuailiyequeshibaozhenvren，keshi，laotianyezuozheng，tamenbaodenvrengenbenbushisumuqiua。
怎么……
“wuxian！zheishiwuxian！”
lizongdiyigetaiqitou，yingzhetoupihanyuandao：“daye，zheixiezhaopianshijiade，quandoushijiade！woduitianfashi，jueduimeiyoupengguosuxiaojieyigentoufa！ruoyoubanjuxuyan，tiandaleipi！”
“我也发誓！”
“我也……”
zhaoyongronggangadao：“wofashi，zhipengguoyicisuxiaojiedetui。”
sangerenzuishangfazhedushi，xinliquezaianma：**niang！zheishinagebuyaoliandewangbadana，juranzaizheizhongshihou，fazheizhongzhaopianguolai，zheishiyaolaozideminga！
“苏文超！”
turan，wangzongjinghuyisheng。
zhaoyongronghelizonglengdao：“shenmesuwenchao？”
“你们看！”
wangzongzhizhefajianrendedianhuahaoma，haiyouzuishangmiandeneijuhua，yaoyaqiechidao：“zheigedianhuashisuwenchaode！erqie，tahandayemeifu，chulesuwenchaohainengyoushei？”
yishunjian，sangerenshenshangnuyantaotian！
xiaozhanwendao：“nimendeyisishi，suwenchaonongleyixiejiazhaopianguolai，guyixianhainimen？”
“没错！”
“绝对是这样！”
三个人点头如捣蒜。
“suoyi，nimenzhidaoyinggaizenmezuole？”xiaozhanyiweishenzhangdao。
“dayefangxin，womenzheijiuquzhaoneigewangbadansuanzhang！”
“yaorangzhenggesushijituanjitapeizang！”
“走！”
sangerenqishixiongxiong，fenfenzhanqishen，bianzoubiandadianhuajiujirenshou，huxiaozhelikaifuyuanxiaoqu，zhibensushijituanerqu。
“算你们识相。”
xiaozhanmeiyujianshanguoyimolise。
tabusha，yiyanjiukanlechulai，neixiezhaopianshipsde，shijiade，suoyibingmeiyoubazhaoyongrongdengrenzenmeyang，ershijietamendeshou，rangsuwenchaofuchuyingyoudedaijia。
longyounilin，chuzhibiwang！
zhiqianlikaijunhuangdajiudiandeshihou，xiaozhanjiutixingguosubingtian、sujianguo、suwenchaozusunsanren：“yousheibufu，jinguanchongwolai，gandongwolaopohenverzhe，si！”
xianran，tamenbaxiaozhandetixingdangchengleerpangfeng，wanquanmeiyoufangzaixinshang。
jiranzheiyang，neijiubieguaiwobukeqile。
piankehou，sumuqiucongjialichulai，huanleyishenkuansongdexiuxianzhuang，kanshangquqinglituosu，qizhibufan，jiashangtajingzhidewuguan，baixidepifu，jishihedianshishangneixienvmingxingbiqilai，yebuhuangduorang。
xiaozhanxikanjiyan，lianshangdehenlizhisezhuanshunjianyanxiaoyunsan。
“看着**嘛？”
sumuqiulaidaoxiaozhangenqian，dengtayiyan。
“laopo，nizhenpiaoliang。”
xiaozhanxiaozhejitadianlegezan。
sumuqiuqiaolianfanhong，hengdao：“biewanglenidayingmengmengdeshi，wanshang，wohemengmengshuichuang，nishuidiban，wosuiranhenidinglehun，danshi，xiwangnibuyaoduiwoyoushenmefeifenzhixiang。”
“nifangxin，woyoufencun。”
xiaozhandiantoudao：“chufeinibukezibadeaishangwo，zhudongtouhuaisongbao，fouze，womenxiangjingrubin，jueduibuhuiyueleichiyibu。”
“呸，你做梦！”
sumuqiudeliangenghongle，xinshuo，nizheishizaidiaoxiwoma？xiangrangwozhudongtouhuaisongbao，mendoumeiyou！
zheishi，yiliangheisebenchishirufuyuanxiaoqu。
“沐秋，这里！”
gezheershimiyuan，fujiashiweidechechuangturanbeirenhuakai，yigenianqingnvrentanchutoulai，chaozhesumuqiuhuishoushiyi。
sumuqiukanxiangxiaozhan：“ziyitamenlaijiewole，ni……”
“我跟你一起去。”
budengsumuqiubahuashuowan，xiaozhanjiuxiaodao：“tamenlianggechengshuangchengdui，nixianzaishiyoulaogongderen，yigerenqudangdiandengpao，haoxiangbutaiheshi。”
“你！”
sumuqiuyuyanyouzhi，xinshuonishishenmeshenfen，zijixinlibuqingchuma？qiangjianfan！baolikuang！gangcongjianyulichulai！nigenzheyiqiqu，neicaijiaobuheshiba？
danshihuadaozuibian，tameihaoyisishuochukou，taishangren。
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