linwanqiangbohuaichenshinabuxiaoshuozhongdezhujiao?gaizuomingwei《linwanqiangbohuaichen》,shiyibenxiandaifenggedehaomenzongcaizuopin,shidashen“qiaoshiyi”deranqingzhizuo,zhujiaoshilinwanqiangbohuaichen,gaishuwei:qiaoruoxingduicixiyiweichang,niutoujiuyaochuqu,shouwanquebeigujingyanlazhu。gujingyanmeikanta,duigujingyangshuo,“jingyang,niqushuo,shunbian……
tazuanjinshou,turanmeiyouletuikaimendeyongqi,zhuanshenqulexishoujian。
qusheidouyiyang,yuanlaixuantayebingbushiyinweitayouduotebie,zhishiyinweibushineigeren,suibiansheidoukeyibale。
tazaiwaimiandaileshijifenzhong,shoushihaoqingxucaihuilai。
tuikaimen,caiyijingshangqile,gujingyantaitoukanletayiyan,meishuohua。
zhongmeilanzhaohutazuoxia,“zenmequneimejiu?”
qiaoruoxingdishengdao,“duibuqima,ganggangweiyoudianbushufu。”
zhongmeilandongzuoyidun,jiantamiansequeshifabai,chunshangdekouhongyedanlexie,wendao,“zenmehuiweibushufu,youquyiyuanchama?”
“meiyou,yinggaishilaomaobing,meishidema。”
zhongmeilanshuo,“huitouhaishiquyiyuanchacha,bieshiyinweihuaiyun,nonghunle,zaichushenmeshi。”
gangganghaichayizhongmeilanzenmeguanxinqitadeshenti,yuanlaibuguoshipatahuaiyunbuzizhi,baobuzhugujiadeguxuebale。
qiaoruoxingchelexiazuijiao,“zhidaole,ma。”
zhongmeilanmeizaigentashuohua,tamenyijiashibushihuidagehua,qiaoruoxingjiuxiangshihunruzheichangjiatingjucandejuwairen,weitongjiaola。
wanliduoleyikuaierpaigu,qiaoruoxingniutoukanxianggujingyan,houzheshenzhidoumeikanta,dandandao,“xiangchishenmezijijia。”
bu,tabushijuwairen,tashizheichangjiayandelinshiyanyuan,gengujingyangequsuoxubale。
sijici,xinlifanerpanniqilai,yaoyanxishiba,xing,laoniangpeiniyan!
yushijialeyikuaibaoladejiroufangdaogujingyanchunbian,“laogong,changchangzheige。”
gujingyanshenxingyidun,guguaidekanletayiyan。
qiaoruoxingwanqiyanjing,yilianrouqing。
gujingyanbuaichila,tajiuguyijialade,kantazenmeyanxiaqu!
tayaoshijujue,baxiyanzale,neijiubunengsuantadeguocuole。
zhenganzideyizhe,gujingyanturancouguolai,zhangzuiyaozhuneipianrou,chunbanaimeidecaguotadekuaijianer,suihoujiangroujuanjinzuili,zaiqiaoruoxingcuoedeyanshenxia,pingjiadao,“haibucuo,”
乔若星……
狗男人!辣死你!
zhongmeilanpieleyanerren,chuizhemouruoyousuosi。
jiuguobanxun,gujingyanshoujixiangle,dengtachuqujiedianhuadeshihou,zhongmeilancaifangxiakuaizi,wenqiaoruoxing,“ruoxing,niweibushufuduojiule?yououtuma?”
tagaibuhuihaishijuedezijihuaiyunleba?
qiaoruoxingzhinengjieshi,“ma,womeihuaiyun,wolijiashangzhougangzou。”
zhongmeilansihubutaixiangxin,youwen,“wozhiqianjinideyao,nidouanshihelema?”
tiqineixieyao,qiaoruoxingturanyoudianfanwei。
zhongmeilanduitahuaiyunzheijianshifeichangzhizhe,yebuzhidaoduifangzenmejiujuedehuaibushanghaiziyouwentiyidingta,zheixienianbianzhefadexunyiwenyaojitaguanshenme“songzitang”。
gujingyanneigexinglengdan,yinianpengtadecishu,wugenzhitoudounengshuqing,tayoubushizhujiechong,huigucishengzhi,gujingyanbupeihe,tashangnaerhuaiqu?
“helede,”zhidaozhongmeilanbuxin,tayoubuleju,“zhangayikanzhewohede。”
gujingyangchixiaoyisheng,“ma,woshuoshenmelaizhe?nineiyaozaihao,tayikuaieryanjiandi,shizaiduofeiyoushenmeyong?”
zhongmeilankanletayiyan,buqingbuzhongdeshuoleju,“biechazui。”
gujingyangbianbianzui,fanlegebaiyan。
zhongmeilanyouwen,“nigenjingyanyoubiyunma?”
乔若星:“……”
wendezheimezhijie,doubudaihanxudema?
tashenxilekouqi,laoshidao,“meiyou。”
shizhenmeiyou,gujingyanbatadepailuanqisuandemingmingbaibai,meicidouhuibikaipailuanri,suoyijiusuanbuzuocuoshi,tayebukenenghuaiyun。
zhongmeilantanlekouqi,“shiwotaixinjile。”
qiaoruoxinggangyaosongyikouqi,jiujianzhongmeilanranggujingyangbadishangdeyigexiaoxiangzilinshanglaidakai,limianzhengqiluoliezheyipaiguanzhuangdeheikaseyeti。
zhongmeilanningkaiyipingtuidaotamianqian,shunjianyigujiazazhezhongyaodeguguaiweidaopumianerlai。
bei“songzitang”zhipeidekongjushunjianyonglai,qiaoruoxingweiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai。
她想吐。
“woyougepengyoujiwojieshaoleyigexianggangdezhuanjia,tanvergenniyiyangbuyishouyun,zaizheigedafuneierdiaoyanglebannian,jiuhuaishangleshuangbaotai。zheicijingyangganghaoqulexianggang,wojiurangtatiwopaoleyitang,shuolenideqingkuang,dafubayaofangzhongxindiaozhengleyixia,zheishixinpeideyao,xiaoguobizhiqiandehao,worangrendoujiniaohaole,meitiananshifuyong,denghewanle,wozairangrensongxindeguoqu。”
乔若星:“……”
“ma,woganjuezheigeyaohaoxiangyemeishenmeyong,douheleyinianduole,zhiqiantijiandeshihou,yishengshuowoshentitinghaode。”
tazhenxiangshuo,yaobuzheiyaojinierziheba,youwentideshita。
gujingyangjifeng,“shentihaonizenmehuaibushangni?jiuwogeneishentisuzhi,huanbierenzaojiusannianbaoliangle,zhenbuzhidaotaqunihuilaiganshenme,baichibaihe,dandoubuhuixiayige!”
qiaoruoxingmianseyichen,lenglengkanletayiyan。
gujingyangyiliantiaoxin,chizhunletabuganhaizui。
meixiangdaoqiaoruixingturandao,“huaibushang,zongbihuaishanglequedadiaoyaohaoba。”
gujingyangliansebianlebian,“nishuoshenmeni?”
“meishenme,”qiaoruoxingsongsongjian,“zhiqianquyiyuanjiancha,kandaobushaonianqingnvhaizuoliuchan,youganerfaeryi。”
gujingyangsisidingzheta,yanshenyoujingyoukong,haijiazazhesisihuaiyi。
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