《longwangyuzhukuaxiaqi，zheigezhanshenzhenwudi》shiyibulingrenxindongdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youruoxiaoliqiaomiaogousi。gushijiangshulejiangchenshenqingchengzaiyiciourandeshijianzhongtashangleyiduanwujindemaoxianzhilv。jiangchenshenqingchengjiangmianduigezhongweixianhemiti，bingjieshileyiqundaoyiheyouyidehuoban。tongguozhihui、yongqiheyili，jiangchenshenqingchengzhujianfaxianlezijidezhenzhengshiming，bingweizhifendoudaodi。jiangchenzoudaoyice，shenshouconghuailitaochujigenyinzhen，zhijiecirulaorenyintangxue。suihoushijigenyinzhenyicicirulaorendenaodaishang，zheiyangdeshouduanrangrenkan……jiangdailingduzhetansuoyigechongmanjingxihegandongdeshijie。
“nijianzhifengle，yanyundashishishenmeshuiping，tadeyishuchengjiuzhigaonigenbenxiangxiangbudao，duozaicesuozheijifenzhongdeshijian，nizenmekenengmofangchulaide。”
“wokannihaishizaodianxiangnainaiqiuqing，yexutalaorenjiakaikou，nihainengyouyixianshengji，yaoburandewuhankendingbuhuifangguonide，yihuizhaowushuangdashilaile，nikejiuzhendeyaobeidaduantuile。”
shenqingchengqidejihuwuyu。
tahaiyiweijiangchenzhendeyoushenmebanfa，teyideguolaikankan，yuanlaiduifanghaishizheimedemeinaozi，jingranxiangdaozijidiaofoxianglaiyijialuanzhen。
简直是天方夜谭。
“yaobunihaishipaoba，yihuiwochuqubabaoanyinkai，niniutouchongchuqujiuwangwaipao，zhiyaotiaochuweiqiangnijiuhaiyoujihui……yi？”
shenqingchengzhuanguotou，kanzhejiangchenshouzhongyijingbiandejingyingtitoudefoxiang，dunshishayanle。
“ni，nishizenmezuodaole？”
“jiushidiaochulaideya，woyiqiangenlaotouzihunfanchi，tiantiandiaofoxiang，xiangzheizhongxiaowanyi，yifenzhongchusange，genbenjiubuchengwenti。”
shenqingchengjieguofoxiangbukezhixindedaliangleyixia。
xiantiaobaoman，zhuyuanyurun，shenyunjujia，genbenjiushinandeyijiandezhenpin。
suirantameiyoujianguoyanyundashidezuopin，danshijiangchennachushoudedongxi，yijingshitasuojianguodeyudiaoyishupinzhongzuijumeigandezuopinle。
“zouba，yihuierjiulaibujile！”
jiangchenjieguoyudiaofangzailehezili，lazheshenqingchengzouchufangjian。
cishi，wuhanyijingdeyideduzailemenkou，zaitadeshenbianzuozheyiweishencaigoulou，mantoubaifadaizhejinsiyanjingdelaozhe。
“xiaozi，wohaiyiweinidiaojinquleni，meixiangdaonijingranhaiganchulai。”
wuhanlengxiaoleyisheng，xixuedekanzhejiangchen。
“zhaowushuangdashiyijingdaole，kuaibanishifuyanyundashideyizuonachulai，rangwolaikaikaiyanba！”
jiangchenbaxiangzifangzaizhuoshangtanlekouqishuodao：“woxiangzuihouzaiwenyibian，gangcaidedadunengbunengzuofeia，kaigewanxiaoeryi，dangbudezhende。”
“fangpi，chufeitaiyangdaxibianchulai，nixiangzuofei，laozidiyigebutongyi。”
“jiranzheiyang，neihaoba！”
jiangchenwunaidedakaixiangzi，jianggangzuohaodeyudiaofoxiangjinalechulai。
“我的天啊！”
zaichangderencouguotoukanqu，dunshibeizheizunjingmeijuelundefotuoyudiao，henhenjizhenzhule。
“amituofo，amituofo！”
wuyuexiangjiangnishuangshouheshi，diyinzhefohao。
“kuaifangxia，kuaifangxia！”
zhaowushuangbenlaimifengzhedeyanjingyedengdale，jiquedecuozheshou，danshiyoubuganshenshouqujie，zhiderangjiangchenbayudiaofangzaizhuoshang。
wuhanyejingleyixia，niutoukanleyixiapangbiandenvzhuli。
tashishuoxiangzilizhunbeidezhishiliangjianfeichangdeputongdeyudiaofo，kemeishuojingranzheimejingmei，congsezedaoshuizhong，congshenyundaodiaogong，jihushizhenpinjibiedebaobei。
zheizhongdongxifangzaishimianshang，kebushijibaiwanjiunengnaxialaide。
wuhantaitouhedao：“xiaozi，wochengrennishoulidedongxibucuo，danshiyaoshuoshiyanyundashideyizuo，jianzhizuomeng，zhaolaoyezimashangjiunengchaichuannidebaxile，daoshihoukanwobudaduannidetui。”
“shenhuqishen，shenhuqishena！”
zhaowushuangnaqifoxiangshangshangxiaxiadezixidaliang，zhengzhanglianjihudouyaotiedaoshangmianle。
“zhaolao，ninkanzheifoxiang，kenengshiyanyundashidema？”
“唉！”
zhaowushuangtanlekouqi，xiaoxinyiyidebayudiaofangzailezhuoshang。
“xiaozi，nisidingle！”
wuhanlianseyixi，jimangzhaoshourangshouxiabagunzinaguolai。
“zhuwei，wozhaowushuangyongwojianbaoyuqiwushiniandejingyangaosudajia，zheidongxijuejueduiduideshichuziyanyundashiqinshouzhizuode。”
“什么？”
“啊？”
zheixiabuzhishiwuhan，lianjiangchenshenhoudeshenqingchengyelengzhule。
tabukezhixindekanzhejiangchen，gangcaitakeshiqinyankanjianjiangchenzaicesuolibayikuaiputongdeyushidiaokechengxianzaizheigeyangzile。
tazhidaojiangchendeshouyifeichanggaochao，zheiyufodiaokedeyehenhao，danshinengzaiguiyanwushuangzhaolaoyezidejiandingzhong，yijiunengmenghunguoguan，jianzhishibukesiyi。
“zhei，zheibukenengba！”
wuhanchedideshayanle，shenzhigangcaidelianshangdedeyidouhaimeiyouxiaosanjiujiangzhule。
“zhaolaoyezi，ninbuhuikancuoba！”
zhaowushuangdengletayiyan，xiongyouchengzhudeshuodao：“biedewoyexunengdayan，danshizheijiandongxibukeneng，zheiqueshishiyanyundashidezuopin，tadedongxishangchulediaogonghunrantianchengzhiwai，haiyouxiegerenfeichangxianmingdexiguan，xingjiayichushou，xingwairengenbenbuhuibeibierenkanchu。”
“neiningangcaitanshenmeqia！”
“woshikexi，ruguozhenruxiaoxiongdisuoshuo，tashifuyijingzaishanggeyuequshidehua，neizheijiandongxi，kendingjiushiyanyundashizuihoudeyizuole！”
“nimenkan，zaizheizunyufodizuoyichujiqiyinmidedifang，kexialedashijishenlaoyezidezengyan！”
zhaowushuangnaqidengguang，zhaozaileyufodedipanshang，yinyuedetouchujigezi。
“赠吾兄沈括！”
kandaozheijigezi，zhongrendishengyilundao：“shenkuo，zheibujiushishenlaoyezidemingzima？”
“shia，zheijiushuomingzheiweixiaoxiongdishuodeshizhende，tadeshifuzhendeshichuanshuozhongdeyanyundashi，shenlaoyezidezhijiaohaoyou！”
“neikanlairenjiazhendeshilaitoubenshenjiade，genbenbushipianqiande。”
“pianqian，kaishenmewanxiao，yanyundashideyizuo，fangzaiwaimianzuiqimanengzhishijigeyi。”
“zhenmeixiangdao，yanyundashijingranshishenlaoyezidehaoyou，talaorenjiayetaididiaole，conglaimeitingtatiqiguoa！”
tingzhezhongrenniyiyanwoyiyu，wuhandeliandongzhangchenglezhuganse，kanzhezhongrendeyanshendouzaiyudiaofoxiangshang，taxiaoxinyiyidemiaolemiaozhouwei，suoqishenziyidiandexiangyaonuozou。
“wuzong，ninzheishiyaoqunalia！”
jiangchenlanzaitashenbianshuodao：“wogangcaijiuyicicidegaosuni，zheigedunengbunengzuofeile，kenijiushibuyuanyi，zheimejirenketou，haishixihuantuoguangyifuzaixiaoqupaoliangquanma？”
“xingjiangde，nibietaiguofenle，wogenniketounishoudeqima，woquannideliburaoren，gennidaogeqianzheishierjiujieguoquzenyang，nibiedecunjinchi。”
jiangchendeyideshuodao：“zhenshixiaohua，deliwoweishenmeyaoraoren，decunwodangranyaojinchile，huanweisikaoyixia，yaoshinidehua，nihuifangguowoma？”
“外婆！”
wuhankanzhejiangchen，zhijiezhaoshangleduimiandewuyuexiang。
cishidelaorenzhengzaiduizhefoxiangnianjing，kandechutaduizheigeyanyundashide“yizuo”shifeichangxihuan。
“jiangchena，suanleba，jiudangshijinainaiyigemianzi，wuhanyezhishigennikaigewanxiaoeryi，yihoudoushiyijiaren，biegentayibanjianshile。”
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