yizhouyiqinmengqiuweizhuyaojiangshuduixiangdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《langwuyizun》，shizuozhe“suancaiyu”zhengzaiquanlichuangzuodeyipiangaorenqijiazuo，gushizhongzhuyaoqingjiewei：xiayigebingrenshiyimingzhongnianfunv，tashenxingxiaoshou，liansefanhuang，“wozuijinweiteng，banyouexin，fansuan，wanshangshuijuedeshihou，yanhouhaidudehuang，chilebushaozhong……
“xiaoxin！”qinmengqiuxiayishitixingyiju。
下一秒——
“轰！”飞了出去。
danfeidebushizhouyi，ershiguoshaocong，haizalanleyizhangmuyi，liangutoudouduanlehaojigen。
zhouyiqingqingpailepaishenshangdehui：“doushuoleyaojiangwenming，nizenmefeiyaodongshouni！”
qinmengqiushenseyijing，zheijiahuodaleguojiadashao？
“你还不快走！”
“wozoubuzou，haoxiangyunimeiguanxi！”zhouyibaileqinmengqiuyiyan。
“ni......”qinmengqiuqidebuqing。
zhouyijixudao：“bieyiweinishuilewo，wojiuhuiduiniganendaide！”
qinmengqiu：“......”
zounvrendelu，rangnvrenwulukezou？zhei**yaobuyaozheimejinjinjijiaoa！
“jiwozaileta，churenmingsuanwode！”congdishangpaqilaideguoshaoconglishenghoudao。
他是谁？
他是郭家大少。
tajuranbeiyigexiaobiesanjidale，zheiyaochuanchuqutahaizenmezaiyunchenghun？
“nilianguoshaodouganda，niyoujitiaoming？”yiqunjizheweilebajieguoshao，lijijiuchongshangqule。
zhouyishouqiquanluo，piankegongfu，yiquanjizhequansuozaidi，tengdewawadajiao。
“nimenbushixihuanpaima？jianqixiangji，jixupai，mingtianwohaidengzhekanbaozhini！”zhouyipaipaishuangshou，shiyineixiejizhebaguangguoshaocongdeyifu。
郭少聪傻了。
“ni......nimengan，woshiguojiashaoye！”
jizheziranbugandongshou，suoyizhouyiqinzidailao，sanxiawuchuer，baguangleguoshaodeyifu：“lai，doujiwopai，shijingdepai，jiuzheigezishi，dui，tuijiadaojianbangshang，ai，bajiaojuandoujiwopaiwan......”
zaizhouyilikaifangjianhou，beizhetengdekuaiyaosanjiadeguoshaocongpazaichuangshang，tongkudeaihao：“doujiwogunchuqu！jiwocha！chaqingchuzheijiahuoshishei，woyaorangtashengburusi！！！”
......
qinmengqiugenzaizhouyideshenhou，mobuzuosheng，takebuganyigerenliuzaibinguan。
“nihaigenzhe**ma，wobushiyijingjiunilema？dajie，nizijishuode，zanmenliangqing，biezaizhemowolexingbuxing？”zhouyiyilianxianqideshuodao。
zhenshipiaoliangdenvrenmafanduo！xinyanhaiduo！
“niyiweiwoxianggenzhenima？woshidasuangaosuni，nirehuole，haishiganjinpaoluba！”qinmengqiukuaibudigenzhezhouyi，chushengquandao。
guojiachizhayuncheng，keshiheibailiangdaodouyouren。
“yongbuzheniguan，nihaishicaoxincaoxinnizijidemafanba！”zhouyianziyaotou，xinshuozheinvrenhainianshanglewo。
“sheiyaoguannile，yihouniguonidedumuqiao，wozouwodeyangguandao，congcizhishimoluren！”qinmengqiuhenshengqi，tahaoxintixing，juranbeidangchenglelvganfei。
tiankongzhujianminglang，zhouyizailubianshanglanleyiliangchuzuche，zhunbeimashanglikaizheigeshifeizhidi。
yucitongshi，qinmengqiujiedaolezhensuodalaidedianhua。
“qinyisheng，yougehaizigaoshaobutui，quanshenchouchu，niganjinlaiyitang！”dianhualichuanlaizhejideshengyin。
“haohaohao，womashangjiudao，nibiezheji！”qinmengqiuguaduandianhua。
yanjianzhezhouyiyijingzuodaolechuzuchelimian，talimayezuanlejinqu。
bushishuohaolenizounideyangguandao，woguowodedumuqiaoma？
zhouyiyilianmeng：“fengpozi，laishangwoleshibushi？wozaishuoyibianshinishuidewo，nikankanwobojingshanghaidoushinikendeyinzini！”
sijikanleyiyanneishijing，yiliandexianmujiduhen，dajiadoushinanren，weishenmejiumeiyouzheiyangdemeinvzhudongkenwoni？
jiurenyaojin，qinmengqiumeilihuizhouyi，ershiduisijidao：“shifu，quqingyangzhensuo！”
周易不愿意了。
tabaozhegebozhengsedao：“zheicheshiwojiaode，quxiangrikuifuliyuan！”
zheishitazhangdadedifang，yeshitadeyangmuhemeimeidejia。
sijimihule：“daodiquna？”
“青阳诊所！”
“向日葵福利院！”
liangrenyikoutongsheng，suihouduiwangyiyan。
zhouyipingjingdeshuo：“qingnigaoqingchu，zheishiwojiaodechezi！”
qinmengqiuquejiqiededao：“woshiqujiuming，zheichezirangjiwo，nidianwuwodeshiqing，wokeyibujijiao！”
“zhengfanhuadoujinishuole？”zhouyiyizhenwuyu。
sijiwendao：“daoditingnagede？”
“woshitalaopo，tingwode！”qinmengqiurenzhendao。
zhouyi：“......”
shiwozuolaochulaihougenshijietuoguile，haishinvrendouzheimesuibianle？
行，算你狠。
没办法，人命关天。
errenchengchelikaihou，duanduanshifenzhongdeshijian，jiliangjingchejiukaidaolejiudianmenkou，zhijianyigeqizhilenglie，shenchuanjinshenzhifudenvxunbuxialeche，daiduijinrudaoerloudatingdegonggongweishengjianli。
“duizhang，sizheyigongsiren，quanbuyijibiming，siwangshijianbuchaoguolianggexiaoshi，jingguoshenfenchayan，tamendoushiyishendianderen，qizhongyirenhaishiyishendianbadazhanglaozhiyidecanghai！”
zheihuayichu，shangguanbingzhenjingwanfen。
yishendian，daxiazuiweishenmideshili，zaiguanfangyouzhebukeguliangdebeijing，chuanwentadededianzhunaishidaxiaxiridegaishizhanshen，liandaxiazuigaozhiquanzhedouyaojingweisanfen。
wunianqianqueturanbuzhisuozong。
meixiangdaoyishendianbadazhanglaozhiyidecanghaijingsizailezheili。
shishenmerengande，zheimelihai？
shangguanbingyanzhongchongmanleningzhong，zhijuegaosuta，yunchengkenengyaoxianqiyichangkuangfengzhouyule。
yushi，taduishenbianjingyuanxialingdao：“lijijiwodiaoqujiudiandesuoyoujiankong，woyaodiyishijianzhidaoxiongshoushishei，lingwai，bazheijiajiudianjiwofengqilai，meizhuadaoxiongshouzhiqian，xiaoxijueduibunengwailou！”
......
qinmengqiudaolezhensuohou，lijiquhuanleyishengzhifu。
qingyangzhensuoguimobuda，youshijigegongzuorenyuan，danzishendeyishengquezhiyouqinmengqiuyige，tayeshizheilidelaoban。
yiyuannei，yiduinianqingdefufuzhengbaozheyimingnanhaizhejideluanzhuan，xiaonanhaiqisuizuoyou，quanshenchouchu，liansecangbai，tongkongyijingzhujianhuansan，kanshangqujijikewei。
zhouyizhidao，ruoshizaibuchushouxiangjiudehua，zheinanhaijueduitingbudaomingtian。
救人要紧！
meidengqinmengqiuconggengyishilichulai，zhouyibianzoushangqianqu：“keyirangwokankanma？”
“nishiyishengma？”nanhaidemuqinbaiyuzhenwendao。
zhouyidiantou：“suanshiba！”
“yisheng，wodehaizigaoshaobutui，qingnijiujiutaba！”baiyuzhenaiqiudao。
zhouyishenshoumomonanhaideetou，queshihentang，jiejinsishiduzuoyou，tingbaiyuzhenjieshao，nanhaiyijingfuyongletuishaoyao，danbingmeiyoushenmexiaoguo。
zhouyiyoushouzuanqi，ranhoushenchumuzhidianzainanhaidemeixin，heranyidaoheiqibamuzhidanhui，zhouyimeitoujinzhou：“nierzisuirangaoshaobutui，danfashaobushizhenzhengdebingyin！”
“neishishenmeyuanyin？”nanhaidefuqinguqianchengwendao。
“tafandeshilihunzheng！”zhouyiyansudedao：“xunchangyiyaogenbenzhibuhaota！”
“shenmeshilihunzheng？”guqianchengbudong。
“renyousanhunqipo，tadesanhunyijingbuzaitinei，zheizaizhongyidianshangbeichengzuolihunzheng！”zhouyijieshidao。
“nizaihushuobadaoxieshenme？zheilishiyiyuan，ganjinjiwochuqu！”cishiqinmengqiuchuanzhebaidaguacongneishilichulaile。
duitazheizhongzhongyidabiyederenlaishuo，sanhunqipo，zhibuguoshifengjianmixin！
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