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heiniugentadejigeshouxia，yanshenbushandedengzhechencegendianhulianggebusuzhike。
“nimenshiganshenmede？”
“寻女！”
chencelianselengmo，tadiyishijianmeiyouzhuyidaowuzijiaoluodegoulong，gengmeiyouzhuyidaogoulonglijingranyougehaizi。
寻女？
heiniujigeliansedoubiandeyoudianguguai，nanbuchengzhenshisongqingqingdebabalaile？
beiguanzaigoulongli，yishuangyanjingyizhijinjindingzhechencedesongqingqing，tingshuochenceshilaixunnvde。
taxiaoxiaodeshenzibuyoudezhandouleyixia，xiaoxiaodexinzangjuliedetiaodongqilai，huxiyeyixiazibiandejisuqilai。
tashuangshoujinjindezhuazhulongzi，xinzhongfuqiyizhongqiangliedeganjue：shibabalailema？
goulonglichuanlaideqingweiyixiang，yinqilechencedezhuyi。
chencemuguangluozaigoulongshang，ranhoujiujiandaolegoulongneidexiaonvhai。
tarutongzaodaoleiji，shentikuangzhanleyixia。
zheigezangxixidexiaonvhai，xiaoxiaodeguaziliangoulechuweilaimeishaonvdechuxing。
neiyanjing，neibizi，jiulianneiminjindezuichun，dougentaneimexiang。
tadexin，henhendejiujin。
“清清？”
beiguanzaigoulongli、yizhijinjindingzhechencedesongqingqing，tingdaochencehanchutademingzi。
tagengjiajianxinzijideganjuemeiyoucuo，guozhenshibaba。
tajidongdejiaohanqilai：“baba！”
真的是自己女儿！
chencexinqingshunjianjidongdaolejidian，youfennudaolejidian。
tangtangbeijingshaoshuai，huaxiazhanshenzhinv，jingranbeirenguanzaigoulongli。
yigushaqi，congtashenshangkuangyongerchu，wuzilidewendusihudouyixiazixiajianglexuduo，meigerendouganshoudaoleyigushenshendehanyi。
chencesoudejiuchaozhegoulongchongleguoqu！
heiniulijilanzaitamianqian，yuqibushandeweixiedao：“nalimaochulaideshanpao，danganzaiwomenhugededipannaoshi，zhaosini？”
chenceyanjingshanguoyimoshaji，yijiaotichu，shipotianjing。
啪！
一声爆响！
chenceyijiaotizhongheiniudelianmen，zhijietideheiniuliangufensui，xianxuefeijian，zhenggerenrutongduanxiandefengzhengbandaofeichuqu。
轰隆！
heiniuchenzhongdeshentishuaizaidishangdeshihou，yijingshijushiti。
挡路者，死！
chenceyijiaotibiheiniu，dongzuobuting，zhuanyanjianyijinglaidaogoulongqian，shenshoujiangsuotouyingshengshengdeningduan，dakaigoulong，baochunver。
“清清！”
qingqingshouxiaodexiaolianshangquanshijidong，yishuangyanjingmanshiqidaidewangzhechence，jinzhangxixidewen：“nishiqingqingbabama？”
xianglaishaluguoduan，chenwenlengmodechence，xingmouzhonghanjiandeluchuwenrou，jiulianshengyinyebiandewubirouhe：“dui，babashoudaoqingqingxiedexin，babajiucongqianlizhiwaiganhuilaijiuqingqingle。”
“baba，zhendeshini！”
“wo，qingqingbabashoudaoqingqingxiedexinle，qingqingbabahuilaile。”
“qingqinggenmamazaiyebuyonghaipahuairen，zaiyemeiyourennenggouqifuwomenle。”
songqingqingxiaoliandanshangmanshijidongzhise、henbudegaosuquanshijiebabahuilailedenver。
tawenroudedao：“ng，babahuilaile，yihouzheigeshijieshang，meiyourenherennenggouzaiqifuqingqinggenmama。”
此时！
xianchangjigehunhunmanlianjingkongdewangzhechence。
chenceyijiaotibileheiniu，zheizhandoulitaikongbule。
tamenyigegejingkongdehoutui，xiangyaokailiu。
zhikexi，chencechajuedaoletamendeyitu。
chenceyanshenshanguoyimolengmang，qingshengdefenfuhuailidenver：“qingqing，bishangyanjing。”
qingqingngleyisheng，rutongxiaomaobanquansuozaichencehuaili。
tabizheyanjing，qingtingzhebabaqiangeryoulidexintiaosheng，ganjuehaoanquan，haoxingfu……
chencebaozhenver，lenglengdekanleyiyanneijigexiangyaotaopaodehunhun，morandao：“dianhu，songzheixie**shanglu。”
tietadahandianhu，chenshengdao：“zunming！”
shunjian，dianhujiudongle，rutongyitoumenghupuxiangjitoumianyang。
hunhunmendegutouduanliesheng，canjiaoshenglijixiangqi，xuexingdeweidaoyezaikongqizhongmimankailai……
chenceduiyanqianxiuluodiyubandechangjingshiruowudu，baozhenver，dabulikai。
congmajiangguanchulai，nverjiuzhengkaileyanjing，tawangzhechencejinzaizhichidelianpang，xiaoshengdedao：“baba！”
chencewenroudedao：“zenmele？”
nveryanjinglishihuabukaidedanyou，zhejideshuo：“baba，mamaquzhaohuaishushujieqian，xiangyaoshuhuiqingqing。”
“qingqingxianzaihendanxinhuaishushuqifumama！”
chencewenyan，yanjingshenchushanguoyimoshaqi。
taqingshengdeduinverdao：“buyaodanxin，babazheijiugenniyiqiqujiumama。”
……
xiangxielishebieshuqu，yidongjingzhidebieshuzhong。
zhuanghuangdefulitanghuangdeketingli，fuhaohuangtianlinduanzuozaishafashang，zhengbawanzheshoulijiazhishangbaiwandedingjizhaoxiangji。
liangmingshencaigaodadebaobiao，bigongbijingdechuishouzhanzaitashenhou。
songyanranzhanzaihuangtianlinmianqian，liansefuzadewangzheduifang，qingshengdedao：“huanglaoban，wonverbeigaolidaigongsiderenzhuazoule，woshilaiqiunijieqianjiuwonverde。”
huangtianlintaitou，muguangluozaishencaigaotiaodesongyanranshenshang。
songyanransuiranchuanzheposu，danhaishinanyanmiaomanshencaisanfachudemirenfengqing。
huangtianlinyishuanglvdouxiaoyanjingrenbuzhushanguoyimotanlanzhise。
taliezuiluchuyikouhuangya，xiaohehedao：“huangmouaimusongxiaojieyijiu，zhiyaosongxiaojiekaikou，shenmeshidouhaoshangliang。”
“buzhidao，songxiaojiexiangyaogenhuangmoujieduoshaoqianya？”
songyanranyaoyaozuichun，aiqiudao：“yibaiwan！”
“wobabazhiqianweilejintiejiayong，kaiheichezhuanqian。”
“danshifashengchehuo，baoxiangongsijujuepeichang，wodangshigengaolidaigongsijieleshiwan。”
“houlaiwoluluxuxuhailebannian，haileshiwan。”
“kegaolidaigongsiqueshuowoxianzaihaiqiantamenyibaiwan，womeiyouqian，tamenjiubangjialewonver。”
“huanglaoban，woxianzaishishizaimeiyoubanfa，zhinenglaiqiunijieqian。”
“qiuqiuni，bangwoyibaba！”
huangtianlinxiaomimidedao：“qianwokeyijiejini。”
songyanranwenyankuangxi，mangbudiededao：“duoxiehuanglaoban，duoxiehuanglaoban，woyidinghuipinminggongzuozhuanqian，jinkuaibaqianhaijinide……”
huangtianlinlengxiaodao：“buyaojizhexiewo，shiyoutiaojiande。”
songyanranbiaoqingshunjianjiangzhu，yingzhetoupiwen：“huanglaobanyoushenmetiaojian？”
huangtianlinyangleyangshouzhongjiazhibaiwandezhaoxiangji，sixiaofeixiaodedao：“hehe，wozheirenbijiaorezhongyishu，youqishirezhongpaizhaogenrentiyishu。”
“ruosongxiaojiedayingrangwopaijizusifangzhao，neimejieqiandeshiqinghaoshuo。”
songyanranjingyibuding：“huanglaoban，shenmeshisifangzhao？”
黄天林笑而不语。
tashenhoulianggebaobiaodourenbuzhuhahaxiaoqilai。
liuzhexiaohuzidebaobiao，weisuodexiaodao：“songxiaojie，nishizhenbudong，haishijiabudong？”
tizhexiaopingtoudebaobiao，yehuaixiaodedao：“wolaizhijiegaosuniba，womenlaobanshuodesifangzhao，jiushirangniguangzheshenzirangtapaigegou。”
“哈哈哈……”
huangtianlinjige，douhahadaxiaoqilai。
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