rexuewenzhangbaohuoshangjiale！yimoyutingfengyinweizhujiaodezuopin《longwangzhangyangyiwaidezhizijijingranyouyigeqinshengnver》，shizuozhedanaoqiaojingxinchupinde，xiaoshuojingcaijuqingjiangshudeshi：“laoda，laoda！woyoujianshiqing，buzhidaodangjiangbudangjiang！”zhouyanjiangzhangyangladaoleyigepijingdejiaoluo，wen……
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......
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“当然可以呀！”
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laomameihaoqideqiaoleyixiazhangqiandenaodai：“nixiangshenmeni，shenmehaoshidouganxianga！yaoshiyouneizhongbanfadehua，neixianzaihaiyoupangzima？”
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“laoda，neiwoyenengjianfeima？”
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zhouyanshenchuletadexiaopangshou。
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“youxiefuza，danshiwentibuda！”zhangyangxiaozheshuodao：“nidexiandiaoliyixianideshenti，rangnitineidejisushuipinghuifuzhengchang，yiqiejiuyingrenerjiele！”
“zhende？”zhouyanjiqiedewendao。
tayouxiebuganxiangxinzijideerduo！
laodajingranzhendeyoubanfa？
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zuozhe：aichilamiandelengwa
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