henduowangyouxihuanqianyechuangzuode《linxianfangzhideyule》，shiyibenbudebukandedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，yueduzheibenxiaoshuodeshihouyinggaixixipinwei，yaoburanrongyicuoguoqianyejiduzheliuxiadexijie，《linxianfangzhideyule》jiangdeshi：guminghaohezhouqingfengjirenduishi，yeyouxiejidong，zheigeci！“yonglihuozheyongliainapagannaotudi”“buqiurenherenman……
第5章
“hao！zheishougetaihaotingle！”
“wodema，woganggangdoutingshale。”
“xiaochou，xiaochou，qingxingderenzuihuangtang。”yougenvshengyanzhongyunhanzheshuiwu，jidongbuyidejiangganggangluzhideshipinfabupingtai。
bianjibiaoti：linxianxiaogegedexinge《xiaochou》zaichangderendoutingshale！
“这歌绝对要火！”
linxiankanzhexiamiandefanying，huanhuanjiangjitafanghao。
tagangfangxiajita，zhizhijiujidongdecouleguolai：“linxianxiaogege，dajiadouzaiwennidedouyinzhanghaoshishenmeni？dajiayihouhaixiangtingnichanggezenmebana？”
zhibojiannei，quandouzaishuarangxiaogegebaozhanghao。
“baoqian，womeiwanguoxiaoshipin，suoyimeiyouzhanghao。”linxianwunaiyixiao。
zhizhiyileng，zhouweitingdaozheijuhuaderendunshirenaoqilaile：“zhucea！womendouyaoguanzhunidea！”
linxianbeidajiacuizhe，zhihaotaochushoujidangzhedajiademianzhucezhanghao。
jiuzaizhucehaodeyishunjian，zhanghaofensijiubiaodaoleliangwanren！
yingdangdoushizhibojianneibiandiandeguanzhu。
jiubalaobanchouzhunshiji，shangqiandao：“linxiansheng，ninkanzheimeduorenxihuantingnindege，wozheiliyouxianchengdeshebei，woxianggaojiaqingninzaizheilizhuchang，ninyuanyima？”
“taihaole！”jigenvwanghongyixi，andaozheibushisongshangmendeliuliangme！
yizhizhanzaijiaoluojinjindingzhelinxiandeheyouyou，yanzhongyemaochuqidaizhise。
“xiaogegedayingtaba，zheiyangwomenjiuyoudifangtingnixianchangchanggele！”
linxiankanleyanlaoban，zhidaotashiguyitizheigeyaoqiu，xiangchenzherenduo、jiedajiaqihong，rangtaliuxialai。
buguolaobanqueshixiangduole，jiusuantasixiazhaolinxianliaozheishi，linxianyehuidaying。
yinwei，jiranlinxianxuanzelezaicichudao，neijiukendingxuyaopuguangdu！
erzheigexiaojiuguan，duitaeryan，zanshihaishiyigehenhaodepingtai。
laobanjindingzhelinxian，shengpatabutongyi。
yaozhidao，tadejiuguankaiyedaoxianzai，dashangzuiduodeyici，jiushizuotianlinxianyanchudeshihou！
erjintianzheixiezhudongzhaoshangmendeguanzhong，gengshilinxianshiliherenqidetixian！
tadouyijingxianghaole，yaojielinxianderedu，chedidaxiangzijijiuguandezhaopai。
kanzhesizhouyinqiedeyanshen，linxianweiweiyixiao：“jirandajiahaixianglaitingwochangge，neiwojiudayingba。”
laobanlengleyixiameifanyingguolai，sihuganjuexingfulaidetaituranle。
erzhouweiderenguanzhong，yijingquandouhuanhuqilai！
heyouyoujidongdeduozheshuangjiao：taihaole！tadayingle，neiwoyihouqibushikeyijingchangjiandaolinxianshengle！
太棒了！
“zhen，zhende？”laobandengdashuangyan，“nindayingle？”
“wodayingle。”linxianxiaolexiao，“jiranyihouwomenhaiyoudeshijihuixiangju，jintianjiudaociweizhiba，yihouwohaihuichanglaide。”
zhongrenxinxibuyi。renqunzhongyigemeizijushou。
“xiaogege！woxiangbanidegexiazaixialaiting！xiaogegenidegezainageyinlepingtai，wozenmezhaobudao？”
林羡摸了摸鼻子。
怎么可能找到。
zuotiantazhishiourandengtai，jixingchangleshouge，yagenmeilaidejiquluyinpengluzhi，yemeiyoufabu，dangranzhaobudao。
xianglexiang，linxiankaikoudao：“buhaoyisigewei。zheiliangshouge，wozanshihaimeiyouluzhichengpin，dajiashaodeng。wohuijinliangduanshijianneigaoding，shangchuanyinlepingtai，daoshihouhuitongzhidajia。”
tingdaozheigejieshi，suoyouguanzhongdouxingfenbuyi！
“neiwomenyetairongxingleba？jingrantingdaolezuiyuanbande《xiaochou》！”
“duanshipinpingtaideguanzhongyehenrongxinga！”yougenvshengxiaodao，“woganggangshangchuanxiaogegede《xiaochou》shipin，dianjilianghedianzanliangdouzaibiaoshenga！”
“zheigehaoting，tazhide！”
cike，zhongrendouyinweiwanghoukeyijixutinggeerxingfenbuyi。
haiyourenxiangyaojushouwenwenti，linxiandeshoujiqueturanxiangleqilai。
ditouyikan，laidianxianshishigemoshenghaoma。
linxianchaozhezhongrenweiweidiantou，zouxiawutaizhaolegepijingdifang，jietongdianhua。
“喂？”
dianhuaneibianchuanlaiyidaoyouxielengdandeshengyin，“woshizhaoyanrong。”
linxianliansedunshichenxia：“youshima？”
“nizaiduanshipinpingtaifabiaodeneiliangshouge，wodoukandaole。”zhaoyanrongnazheshouji，zhanzaifengyangyulebangongshinei，tapangbianjiuzuozhefangzhi。
“womenjiafangzhikelianni，yuanyihuawuwankuaiqian，maiduannizheiliangshouge。”
“bijing，zheiliangshougejinilaichang，shizaishizhonglangfei。erhuanzuowomenfangzhilaichangdehua，huigengheshi。daoshihou，huiyouwushuderenyincitingdaozheiliangshouge，duiyunieryan，yeshimodaderongxing。”
“yihui，wojiubabanquanzhuanranghetongfani，dengniqianwanzi，qianwohuizhuannizhanghu。”
“mingbailema？”zhaoyanrongdeyuqiburongzhiyi，sihududinglelinxianhuiguaiguaitinghua。
linxianmouzibingleng：“bumingbai。”
zhaoyanrongzhoumei：“shenme？”
“buhaoyisi，wobingmeiyoudasuanmaidiaozheiliangshouge。”linxianzhijiejujue。
zhaoyanrongbukezhixin，renbuzhuchixiaodao：“nibuhuidasuankaozhezheiliangshougehuoqilaiba？biechixinwangxiangle，xingma？”
“zheizhishiouranhuobaoeryi，duanshipinshangzheizhongshiqingduodeshi！dengzheiliangshougereduguoqu，nizhaojiuhaishigelaji！”
“niyaozhencongmingdehua，jiubazheiliangshougezhuanrangjifangzhi！”
fangzhimianwubiaoqingzaipangtingzhe，yejuedezhaoyanrongdehuameishenmecuo。
zheiliangshouge，rangjizijilaichang，cainengfahuizuidadezuoyong！
zhaoyanrongshenxiyikouqi，huanleyixiaqingxu：“buguoyeshi，nixinxinkukuxiede，kenenghuibuganxinbeizheimemaizou！”
“zheiyangba！wokeyituirangyibu，daoshihouyunxunibamingzijiazaibianquhuozhezuocishang。dengfangzhibazheigechanghuole，niyeyouwangwaichuixudeziben！”
“woshuole，wobumai！”linxianlandehezheirenfeihua，zhijieguaduandianhua！
相框碎后，才知妻子把我当冤大头
作者：可爱猫猫咪
栏目：都市
拿冰山女总裁的钱跑路，她儿子黏上我
作者：下山的土包子
栏目：都市
妻子签下器官捐献协议后，我接到了病危通知书
zuozhe：aichilamiandelengwa
栏目：都市
作者：爱笑的陈小小
栏目：都市
作者：柏拉菜
栏目：都市
作者：啊熙吃胖了
栏目：都市
