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“zheizhonggongfuzhenshixiemen,tashizenmezuodaode?”
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zuihoutaxinyouyujidishuo:“ruguobushifandianliyoukerenbadaoxiangzhu,haibuzhidaoyaobeizheiqunwulaijiuchanduojiu。”
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wenxuzhoulezhoumeiwen:“nizhidaotamenjutishinajiadehaizima?”
jinglidadao:“luochengweijia、wangjia,hanchengluojia、cuijia,haiyoujiangchengcaojia。”
wenxuhengleyisheng,lianselikeyinchenxialai。
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hejiuliaotianxingzhijiannongdeshihou,datangjinglishensehuangzhangdipaojinlaishuo:“caojiapairenlaile,zhengyaohelouxianeigekerendongshou,xianshengkuaiqubangmangjiequanba。”
chenxuanbudongshengsedizhanqishenduixiayuqingshuo:“nimenlianggepeilaosanjiezhechifan,woqukankanjiuhuilai。”
wenxuzhanqishenshuo:“woheniyiqiquba。”
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dengchenxuanlikai,xiayuqingxiaowen:“wolaogongweishenmejiaonilaosan,zheishinidexiaominghaishichuohao?”
wenxudadao:“sannianqian,woquniboerdujiachuledianshi,xuangezhenghaoyezaineilizhixingbiederenwu,shitajiulewoyiming。woqingtachifan,meixiangdaoyuetanyuetouyuan,yushichenzhejiuxingjiebaiweixiongdi。”
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jiefeicishiyeliushenwuzhu,yushidayingchenxuandeqingqiu。
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